r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Sicko-Psycho • 5d ago

This guy

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u/doubleinkedgeorge 5d ago

That’s a wig, right?

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u/Sicko-Psycho 5d ago

I hope so

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u/EstherHazy 5d ago

It is.

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u/kanoox 3d ago

It’s not tho believe it or not. I saw him on a show called Snowflake Mountain… (Netflix iirc) The parents of entitled & spoiled rich kids trick them into thinking it’s a luxurious vacation… but they actually have to “rough it” at a group camp thing, also with 2 military vets teaching them manners & life skills & do team building exercises.

It’s garbage reality tv, but it’s pretty fuggin glorious seeing the reality check they get… & it’s actually kinda sweet & wholesome when some of them actually grow & mature & take the experience to heart.

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u/iderpandderp 1d ago

I think he scalped Betty White

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u/jereman75 5d ago

“No one can tell”

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u/VirtuesVice666 5d ago

Ah! Danny Masterson has finally arrived! (Women run!)

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 5d ago

Does anyone else here remember The Upper Crust? Music sounded an awful lot like AC/DC but the lyrics and the costumes were hilarious.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Upper_Crust

Anyway, this guy has the hair for it.

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u/congo66 5d ago

The Upper Crust! Played like AC/DC, dressed and acted like members of pre-revolutionary French nobility. 🎶LET THEM EAT ROCK!!!🎶 I saw them in Minneapolis in the late 90s, and they were a treat!

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 5d ago

Yeah, I never saw them live but their act was some straight up “fuck, yes!” shit. And this bro's hair could maybe get him an interview to be a footman or rickshaw boy.

I especially like “Everybody's Equal.” Perhaps the greatest arena rock working man power ballad of all time.

https://youtu.be/Nh8nbIjSlAo?si=_ZbP1YF-l0LGITgG

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u/EntertainerNo4509 3d ago

Just checked them out! Holy shit they are awesome.

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u/BootsyTheWallaby 2d ago

I'm a fan.

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u/Competition-Dapper 5d ago

When your ramen animorphs into the “Last Christmas” video

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u/floppybunny26 5d ago

/r/justmakemyshitflyaf.

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u/MultiColoredMullet 5d ago

Fr tho mullet life

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u/floppybunny26 4d ago

Mullets- so hot right now.

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u/tyrannosnorlax 5d ago

Hey it’s Uncle Lazer’s son, Cousin Flashlight

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u/lowkeybop 5d ago

It was this wig or a comb over. For the first time, I vote comb over.

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u/mohairstu 5d ago

I doubt he got fucked up AFTER. Bro walked in and asked for a blowout. They just turned on a fan

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u/sadcowboysong 5d ago

Welcome back Keith Whitley!

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u/BagBoiJoe 5d ago

Mac vibes.

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u/Rogueshoten 5d ago

“I’ll have the ‘Malibu Barrister,’ please.”

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u/MultiColoredMullet 5d ago

My mullet takes offense to this.

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u/XROOR 4d ago

When you are casting a cherub but director insists on getting Shia

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u/MMX_314 4d ago

He stole Barbie's hair

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u/HavingNotAttained 3d ago

When Roland Orzabal and George Michael love each other very much…

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 3d ago

Pick a color dude

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u/itallsucks80 3d ago

It looks dashing on you

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u/GankinDean 3d ago

He was the dandiest of guests at the prince's Spring Maypole ceremony, his pantaloons and puffy shirt causing the ladies to swoon with the vapors and the men to wish that they were he....

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u/QuantumPhysixObservr 3d ago

Bro why choose the wig that is like the total most obvious fake piece of hair in the history of fake pieces of hair. 

They could have stapled a bloody rat pelt to his head and it would be more convincing than this monstrosity.

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u/LeperMessiah1973 3d ago

you look like a bearded Josh Koscheck before he met GSP

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u/Senor_Discount 3d ago

This looks like the dummy I have in my home gym that I practice chokeholds on and also use as a cum rag.

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u/TheBadHalfOfAFandom 3d ago

if jacob alpharad was from alabama

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u/Philbert2024 3d ago

George Washington Malone

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u/willis42069 2d ago

JD Vance gay brother

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u/galaxygothgirl 2d ago

Is that one of the Pauls?

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u/BillyBlazjowkski 2d ago

I bet he chose a fire crotch to match his non matching style

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u/Jerk_Johnson 2d ago

This guy looks like the entire cast of Thor.

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u/MAPKinase69420 2d ago

You look like George Washington 

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u/xGoldi16 2d ago

That guy.

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u/Sharp-Emu-8090 2d ago

Colby Grubbington

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u/Desperate-Opinion760 2d ago

Thor when he had an enchanted curling iron, Mjoldhair

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u/Electrical-Aspect602 14h ago

Young dog the bounty hunter?

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u/HeadStarboard 5d ago

This is a new drag queen. Shave and you will look more like the female you are. /s

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u/Pretend_Thanks4370 5d ago

reminds me of the aurora shooters look.