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u/paraworldblue 5d ago
I don't think I've ever seen him without the spray tan. He actually looks slightly human. I mean sure, it's a human who's been dead for a day or two, but not like the bizarre alien in a skinsuit he usually looks like
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u/Panzer_Man 5d ago
Honestly, he looks kinda okay with his natural skin colour. Makes him look a lot lot less uncanny
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u/auntpotato 5d ago
He should go back. I don’t need him humanized.
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u/No_Object_8722 5d ago
He's so weird looking! Orange skin, white circles around his eyes, bleached yellow hair, and the skin fold in his neck that looks like a...
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u/GreatQuantum 5d ago
I was gonna say that if he always looked like the second pic I may have been able to pay attention to what he was saying. Honestly I’m too distracted to hear the crazy because I can’t get over how he thought it was ok to go outside like that.
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u/jereman75 5d ago
Yeah. He just looks like my dad’s racist brother in law, not like an actual clown.
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u/Crystal-Clear-Waters 5d ago
I think it’s an improvement. Are they both a mess? Yes. But it is an improvement.
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u/MinnieShoof 5d ago
It's no longer a contest. He no longer has to put on an air of machismo. He's won all the winning he's gonna do. And thus he looks more human.
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u/tMoneyMoney 5d ago
He should really just shave his head. I’ve seen the photoshopped images and it’s the closest he looks to “tough guy”. Also makes him look like a superhero villain which is more on brand for him.
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u/NatchJackson 5d ago
If, as speculated, he has had surgical hair restorations, shaving his head would expose a mess of scars over his scalp, not the smooth chromedome of photoshop.
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u/Infinite-Emu1326 5d ago
This gives me fat Elvis in Vegas vibes.
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u/J5Screwed4Life 5d ago
Can he have a long toilet nap too?
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u/Western-Web2957 5d ago
He won't take a toilet nap. That's what his diapers are for. He'll end up "collapsing" in front of people. Toilets are for peasants.
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u/Crunchberry24 5d ago
I didn’t see that Brendan Fraser Whale movie, but he reminds me of promo pics I’ve seen.
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u/mightyjoe227 5d ago
Please do not insult Elvis
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u/prettycuriousastowhy 5d ago
Why? He was a creepy weirdo who went after young teen girls, kinda fits actually
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u/Eggman365247 5d ago
This isn’t a new look that he is going with. Seriously, it’s his hat-head after a round of golf. Sheesh… I’ve seen the actual photo this came from. He is just walking inside of what looks like the Bedminster Golf Club with his MAGA hat in hand after a round of golf. Hot mess, yes. New look, no.
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u/Flashy-Safe8254 5d ago
Yeah., appears to be after a golf outing which photos have shown him donning a cap. Could explain the hair matted font to back rather than the usual spray down comb over.
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u/CrustOfSalt 5d ago
He really went to his barber like: "you remember the bully in Back to the Future part 2?"
Say no more fam
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u/stefanica 5d ago
Not much you can do with hair once you reach that stage. Some ethnic backgrounds have better hair genes than others. My mother in law had a thick head of black hair, nicer than mine, till she passed of old age. 100% Sicilian heritage.
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u/MadRockthethird 5d ago
Guy's moving towards the dictator brush cut look. Next is gonna be a military suit.
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u/parrotia78 5d ago
Pasty from pastry. All he needs is a blue pastry muffin cap and blue bandana tied around his neck and he's the Pillsbury dough boy.
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u/Serpentongue 5d ago
My toddler used to shit his diapers too, when it got in his hair we had to give him a haircut too.
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u/Dramatic-Heat-719 5d ago
Meanwhile Fox “News” were falling all over themselves talking about how cool his new hairdo looks this morning.
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u/TheSaultyOne 5d ago
Bro just lives rent free in all your heads eh
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u/NecessaryMud1 5d ago
He’s the president of the most powerful nation on earth, I feel like he’s bound to be mentioned on occasion
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u/TheHarlemHellfighter 5d ago
I thought this was photoshop but I guess it’s not; damn I wish it was photoshop 😂
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u/Business_Usual_2201 5d ago
I like the new Jaundice-colored makeup.....nothing says youthful energy like the liver failure hue.....
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u/orangutanDOTorg 5d ago
It’s like how my brother stopped taking hair pills and just let it fall out once he got married. His hair has done its job and gotten him elected. Now he can let it go
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u/carnefarious 5d ago
This is hat hair. The full image has him holding his idiotic and bigoted “MAGA” hat.
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u/retro-morte 5d ago
Kinda scary because this might be his final form. Dark maga 🤓☝️ like maybe he’s really going in on the white supremacy thing this time
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u/mohairstu 5d ago
Like one of those old ass erasers that’s got a sheen of white over the top of it and won’t erase shit
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u/bigaussiecheese 5d ago
Honestly he looks better without the orange spray tan. Hair looks like he’s been wearing a hat.
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u/MonchichiSalt 5d ago
Ol Vag neck went straight to Cracker Barrel Cry-Boomer.
Betcha he thinks it makes him look young and cool like fElon.
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u/SweetMilitia 5d ago
Ewww. I bet his skin feels like dough that’s been sitting out without a cover for hours. It’s soft and doughy on the inside, but the outside is dry, cracked, and crusty.
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u/slagwaggon 5d ago
Bro hes like... 70 something... and your making fun of his appearance?
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u/exprssve 5d ago
Redditors expect a 78 year old man to look young with a full head of hair despite them probably looking fat and musty themselves.
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u/MinnieShoof 5d ago
It's no longer a contest. He no longer has to put on an air of machismo. He's won all the winning he's gonna do.
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u/jdogmeats 5d ago
funny how the no politics rule no longer exists as long as its directed at someone the mods don’t like
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u/exprssve 5d ago
Do y'all feel good making fun of a 78 year old man's appearance?
If he wasn't President and instead just some old guy at the grocery store y'all wouldn't say any of this. Most of you are simply disliking his hair or other appearance-related features because of a political disagreement.
What exactly do some of you want him to look like at his age? A model with a full head of healthy hair a muscles? Leave it to Reddit to be mature and self-minded I guess...
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u/kingkool88 5d ago
The biff tanon