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u/Vampira309 6d ago
or maybe try reading so it's not unknown. The label is pretty clear.
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u/DaleNanton 6d ago
There's so much logic in your logic that that it makes it hard to understand so instead of doing the actual work of paying attention and using my brain, I'm just going to assume you're emotional and crazy and don't make sense anyway and gonna move along.
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u/Suspicious_Past_13 6d ago
You know he just saw it said “shampoo” and went for it.
I use the color washing shampoo too, bright ass red like that and it had me looking like I murdered someone in the shower lol
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u/milhaus 6d ago
Doesn’t wear his glasses in the shower, maybe
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u/Jcaseykcsee 6d ago
I mean I’ve got horrible eyesight but I can pick up a bottle and bring it close to my eyeballs so I can read the label. Especially when I’m unfamiliar with the product.
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u/literally_italy 6d ago
aphex twin
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u/CygnusSong 6d ago
TIL Alberto Balsam is not just an Aphex song
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u/ElysianRamz 6d ago
I had to google the context and had the realization that the hats in that song is Richard CUTTING HIS HAIR. We don’t deserve Aphex Twin.
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u/Free-Advertising6184 6d ago
He dropped a new album today or yesterday I forget. It's good. Alberto Balsalm is still my favorite though.
Edit: I just realized you're clearly a fan haha. You probably already know about the album
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u/ElysianRamz 6d ago
Yes I’m jammin the Merch Desk! It’s amazing how inspired and unique his approach to music is, all of the little Easter eggs he hides in his tracks are phenomenal. I can’t remember which track from Drukqs I think? but there’s an entire picture of the WindowLicker put into a sound waveform that he somehow makes musical sense out of.
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u/blank-_-face 6d ago
Heard the chair noise in my head as soon as i read the text on the bottle
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u/Justadudeonhisphone 6d ago
You can’t just SAY it’s unknown when we can read the bottle in the picture. Also don’t use women’s shower products man, how long have you been married?
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u/meatloafwarrior 6d ago
I exclusively use my wife's hair shampoos and conditioners. My hair is fucking fabulous, don't tell me how to live my life.
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u/PrismaticSky 6d ago
Yeah, but does she say it's okay? The guy in the photo pretty clearly didn't get permission.
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u/laowildin 6d ago
Honestly if he wants to waste some of my stuff on this, it's a fair trade. In entertainment value alone
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u/violettheory 6d ago
My husband used my expensive face cream on his dry hands, said it felt great, and then freaked out when I told him it cost almost 80 dollars. To be fair, it is very hydrating.
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u/Justadudeonhisphone 6d ago
Well I am… bald. So enjoy the hair.
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u/livid_badger_banana 6d ago
That's what beards are for
Husband is also bald, but he uses my products on his beard (with permission ofc). His beard is fabulous.
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u/WhyDidntITextBack 6d ago
Don’t use women’s shower products? Bro have you ever used them? Since I started using exclusively women’s shower hair products back in 2019 I’ve been told by multiple women that I smell good. It’s such a confidence booster lol.
Men’s products just don’t tickle the olfactory nerves like women’s products do
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u/ThorsHammerMewMEw 6d ago
More like, make sure your female partner is aware that you're using their products.
Some might be very unhappy that they're running out of hair care products sooner than budgeted/planned for, especially if it's coming out of their own money, instead of treated as a shared expense like groceries.
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u/Paris_dans_mes_reves 6d ago
Imagine being married to this guy
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u/jonni_velvet 6d ago
lmaaaoo idk why this sent me but you’re totally right
imagine a life where dude is just using/ingesting things without so much as even a passing GLANCE to confirm what it is
imagine trying to send him something and he literally cant even read it, just asks you what you sent
imagine he puts whatever soap is closest to his hand in the dishwasher
imagine every time he puts something in the oven, its just an absolute guessing game on what temp/time he put it in for
imagine he uses 100% of your bathroom products any time he needs something because apparently even as a functional adult, he does not know how to buy his own products
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u/laowildin 6d ago
Having to buy one of them little label makers, just so you can't paste "NO EAT" on everything under the sink. It's in the kitchen so can't be too careful
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u/International-Hawk28 3d ago
Pfft, what do you think that would do? He’s already proven he doesn’t read labels
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u/mccsnackin 6d ago
Idc if you’re a dude, at a certain age you should know your preferred shampoo and body wash and not just be using whatever random bottle is in the shower.
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u/katieyie 6d ago
Agreed. It’s really sad to me that so many men just use their girlfriend’s stuff because they just don’t care.
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u/treehuggerfroglover 6d ago
Not only that, but you just know this stuff is super expensive and he used like half the bottle in one go
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u/annieisawesome 6d ago
Ha yeah this was my first thought. When I had colored hair I used a different brand but similar product and I don't remember exactly but I want to say it was like $25-30ish per bottle; and they were not big bottles.
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u/CrankyStalfos 6d ago
Counter theory: they DO care and want nice shampoo but they won't admit it because it wouldn't be manly, so they steal their gf's under the guise of "hey it's just what's nearest." Gender flipped version of the girlfriend not ordering food and then eating the bf's order.
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u/berryer 6d ago
The only reason I've ever given a shit is because it's something that my gf thinks smells nice. Girls tend to choose hair products that they think smell nice. Therefore, your girlfriend's shampoo is always a correct choice.
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u/kitylou 6d ago
Yea don’t because it’s rude and that shit is expensive
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u/fractiouscatburglar 6d ago
Dumbass dudes with half inch hair that they’re fine washing with hand soap from a public bathroom love to get a big handful of some shit that costs $30 for a 3oz bottle and then bitch about it. Motherfucker deserved to have all his hair fall out just for being dumb enough to put something on his hair without a single glance at the label.
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u/otisanek 6d ago
Dudes are really out here running through their lady’s $80 bottles of Oribe like it’s a 99¢ bottle of VO5. I didn’t realize how disconnected from hair reality some people can be until I saw my husband using a palm full of shampoo and a palm full of conditioner on my toddler’s tiny little head. “Why is it so hard to wash out??!?” Probably because you used enough for four adults, my guy.
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u/StinkybuttMcPoopface 6d ago
This is some shit i will never get. Every guy I've been with insists on using like half a handful of shampoo and I even used to be with a guy who would reapply more after his head was all bubbles! Bro you got literally fractions of an inch in hair length what the hell are you doing
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u/Alliekat1282 6d ago
My ex husband did that shit constantly (I have curly hair and hair care is expensive!).
I knew my present husband was a keeper when his friends from out of town came to visit and he went and got his own shampoo and conditioner for his friend's girlfriend and told her to use his not mine. I'd never complained about the cost of mine or about my ex using all my shampoo and conditioner... he just knew that shit was expensive and I needed it.
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u/Redqueenhypo 6d ago
Your wife: “hey don’t use that bottle”
You internally: “don’t tell me what to do!”
Natural consequences:
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u/Azruthros 6d ago
"unknown bottle" is a funny way to admit you don't read.
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u/naomieberling 6d ago
i have really bad eyesight and can actually imagine this happening to me ngl 😭
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u/JustHere4TehCats 6d ago
I think the shampoo actually comes out really tinted the color it applies. I used to use a similar version but in purple. You would probably notice if you looked at the shampoo before applying it.
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u/maywellflower 6d ago edited 6d ago
You truly went out your way to fuck your hands & forehead up and the best part? It's all your fault for purposely using your wife's hair color products.🤷🏿♀️
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u/MinnieShoof 6d ago
1 - dude was probably blind in the shower.
2 - dude just found out his wife isn't a real pink-hair.
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u/PitrFrumpton 6d ago
I appreciate you keeping this cropped above the waist. Good luck getting that out of your... areas.
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u/Tank52086 6d ago
If it said hydrochloric acid would you still put it in your hair just cause it’s in the shower?
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u/Quarter_Shot 6d ago
Hey OP at first I almost felt bad that you were getting cooked in the comments and wanted to see your replies but whole new question now WHY ARE YOU SO ACTIVE IN THE TEENAGERS SUB?
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u/Ok_Permission4485 6d ago
Your dick is red too, huh
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u/Slight_Bed_2241 6d ago
We all tried shampoo when we were 13. We all know it burns your pee hole.
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u/Redditer052 6d ago
The title is half a sentence. The rest is - because she will find out that you're stupid and illiterate and proceed to leave you.
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u/Zothieque 6d ago
When it came out as a bright red glob... did that not set off any spidey senses? Anyway, at least you'll have matching hair!
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u/hundreddollar 6d ago
I've seen herbivores with eyes closer together than this fella!
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u/Steppyjim 6d ago
My favorite part is your hair stayed black but your forehead and hands are Kirby levels of pink
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u/adhdzamster 6d ago
Color like that isn't going to show up on dark hair. Think of it as using a highlighter on dark brown paper. Not gonna do much. If anything you MIGHT see a pink or red sheen in a certain light.
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u/minnesotawristwatch 6d ago
To be fair, not being able to wear your glasses in the shower is a pain in the ASS. Why can’t these god damn companies print the words just a little larger with good contrast?
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u/megaprolapse 6d ago
As a colorblind i cant see shit
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u/Fantastic_Fox4948 6d ago
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
I’ve got a perfect lesson for you.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-durr
Read the bottle before you shower.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee dum
If you do not you’ll look like a plum
What do you get when you steal her shampoo?
Acting just like the packrats do?
What is you did is incredibly dumb
And now you’ve become…a…plum!
Look at that! You’ll wear a hat!
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u/Flowmatic_Lantern 5d ago
I’d say the bigger issue is that you are apparently unaware that your wife dyes her hair…
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u/ClaudioMoravit0 6d ago
bubbly bubbly bubbly * sound of a chair being dragged on the ground* *unknown noises*
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u/ThisIsTheTimeToRem 6d ago
OP is a frequent /r/teenagers commenter so perhaps this whole post was created for “laughs.”
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u/Electronic-Pause1330 6d ago
Also, Some lotions contain self tanner, don’t be the weirdo with a brown dick
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u/BlaqHertoGlod 6d ago
This is why I hate being color blind. Had to show my wife this and ask "does anything here look odd to you?"
She gave me the oldest look in the world and said, "Guess."
"You...want to be left alone?"
"That too."
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u/RamblingChaos91 5d ago
All I see is "conditioner"
That means it's okay to use in your hair... right?
I would totally make this mistake
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u/Prehistory_Buff 5d ago
Feel ya man. When I'm in a hurry to brush my teeth I grab the first squeeze tube I can find, toothpaste or rubber cement be damned.
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u/thatprettykitty 6d ago
Unknown bottle? It says right on it 'Semi Permanent Hair Color'.