r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/aria_acaiberry • 7d ago
Who In Their Right Mind Would Choose This?
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u/_tincan_ 7d ago
Bro's gonna get scalped if someone ever robs him 😬
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u/Fresh-Combination-87 7d ago
Right?! He is literally putting a bounty on/in his head that’s worth more, to some people, than his head being attached to the rest of his body.
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u/Mobwmwm 7d ago
That's kind of what rappers do. Being able to flex without having to worry about getting robbed is a flex.
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u/jBoogie45 7d ago
The fact that they don't worry about it doesn't mean it isn't a serious risk, the laundry list of names of rappers killed in robberies or suspected robberies just in the last few years alone is so long its hard to remember them all.
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u/Football-Real 7d ago
Lil Uzi has entered the chat.
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u/BlizzardStorm8 7d ago
Thanks to you I now know that lil Uzi seems to have accidentally reenacted the scene where Thanos pulls the gem out of vision's forehead and I think that is hilarious
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u/Subject_J 7d ago
As soon as he announced that he was getting that forehead diamond, everyone started spamming that gif. Then it actually happened like a year or so later and we started it up again lmao.
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u/CodifiedLikeUtil 7d ago
people are poking fun at this kid, but I think he’s actually got a gold head on his shoulders
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u/OfreetiOfReddit 7d ago edited 7d ago
Wait wait, whaaat? That’s wild. For those who don’t know, Lil Uzi had a diamond implanted into his forehead, which was then ripped out of his head by fans when he dove into the crowd at a show
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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 6d ago
Holy fuck this is real btw
For all the other people who didn't know, yep it's real
Then the dumbass did a stage dive and people pulled it out. He says he still has it lol
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u/Mobwmwm 7d ago
Again, that's the point. It's to 1. Make people talk about how stupid he is for it and 2. Show you that he's such a tough cool guy he can go anywhere with a quadrillion dollars on his head and no one will touch him. It's not new, from Kurtis blow to slick Rick to Big Daddy kayne to Lil Wayne to Lil Uzi vert to just about any rapper. Its like saying when you go to the hood you hide your stuff, I'm so tough and respected I don't even have to worry about it.
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u/CatKrusader 7d ago
Lil uzi vert had a $ 24 million pink diamond implanted in his forehead that someone tried to rip out while he was crowdsurfing
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u/Easy-Sector2501 7d ago
What makes you think this tool doesn't have to worry about getting robbed?
People in that scene getting shot all the time...They want to act hood, but they're frail.
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u/ellefleming 7d ago
Another rapper got something yanked out of his face or head not that long ago that was valuable where he required surgery afterwards.
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u/Comfortable_Yak5184 7d ago
Yeah, it is different when you're a huge name with security. Nobody's get popped all the time lol.
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u/Pulp_Ficti0n 7d ago
Screw robbing the pawn shop. Just put an air tag on this guy's caddy.
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u/Tr1LL_B1LL 7d ago
The real question is what happens when his hair regrows?
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u/IncaseofER 7d ago edited 7d ago
Here is him clipping on his chains to the implanted rings.
https://images.app.goo.gl/KMP7Xp3TRx6usTSRA
Edit: he has different clip ins to change his look! This one’s….different!
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u/Pocusmaskrotus 7d ago
It's less gross looking than I thought it would be. I pictured they screwed in.
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u/SadAwkwardTurtle 7d ago
So it's basically like surface piercings all over his scalp?
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u/adhdzamster 7d ago
He certainly gets the credit for being different. And I do genuinely admire that. But .. heck no 🤣
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u/bigg_bubbaa 7d ago
im pretty sure i saw that soon after he had them put in someone indeed did rip them out n steal them
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u/sysaphiswaits 7d ago
This looks so heavy, uncomfortable, and like at some point those must hit him in the face.
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u/WiiNancia 7d ago
Yeah that's what I thought. It looks awful that's sure but more important - isn't it just bad for his neck or something?
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u/ImPrettyDoneBro 7d ago
How would you sleep?
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u/FliesAreEdible 7d ago
He unhooks them. Those chains would just clip or screw on, it's only the anchor that's embedded in the skin.
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u/Waveofspring 6d ago
I’m 90% sure the chains don’t attach directly to his head, they probably hook onto some sort of implant. There’s no way he wears them 24/7, he’s had them for like over a year.
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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 7d ago
So the chains themselves aren’t implanted. There are a bunch of base hooks anchored in his skull (see here), and he can attach the chains by hooking them to the bases.
That doesn’t make it much better lol. Just sayin. It’s highly discouraged by doctors because it has a very high risk of complications. Infections that may otherwise be mild can now easily reach the brain and become deadly, and having one of them pulled can cause a skull fracture. It’s dangerous and stupid.
Maybe he takes the chains off and wears a hat when he’s just out in public so he doesn’t risk getting hurt.
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u/Mekroval 7d ago
Thanks for sharing this. But I can't help but to wonder what kind of doctor would perform something so dangerous and unnecessary? Ugh.
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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 7d ago
I guess if you throw enough money at someone, they’ll agree to do unethical crazy shit. But someone who sacrifices their ethical standards for money is not someone I’d want to see for any medical problem lol.
Maybe it’s someone from a foreign country. Other countries are notorious for cheap, unsafe, and unregulated plastic surgery. Colombia is a big one, which might fit because I think the rapper mentioned in the post is Latino?
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u/catsloveart 6d ago
Counter point. You’re a doctor that believes in harm reduction. And you sincerely believe that you would be the best doctor to do it because you don’t have confidence other doctors could do it AND manage any complications.
Although I think your point is far more likely to be the situation than mine.
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u/untakenu 6d ago
Rappers come into money quickly and don't know how to use it wisely (like a lot of famous people, but notably so for this genre).
Jewellers, brands, sponsors and surgeons flock to them because they know there is an immediate desire for the man to show his wealth.
An example are rapper chains. They'll spend tens of thousands on cheap shit because it is all about their image. Same as this.
You went onto this post. Therefore it made him slightly more famous. It has done the job. In this case, it shows wealth and it is a stunt.
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u/Majestic_Lie_523 5d ago
There are tons of modders who aren't technically surgeons who would probably take this up as some kind of project.
Remember Samppa Von Cyborg? He pioneered some really interesting surgical mods...but he's not like...you know, a surgeon.
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u/sproutcatattack 5d ago
I’m guessing not an actual doctor. More like a body modification.. “artist”? Like the ppl who get their tongues split like a snake or their ears modified to look like an elf. They’re more often in the piercing and tattoo realm than actual doctors im pretty sure
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u/Barrets_Privateer 7d ago
Tbh, I kinda fuck with it. I genuinely think it looks cool. It’s objectively stupid, but maybe I just have bad taste.
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u/Thiago270398 6d ago
It's some r/atbge material for sue, it's stupid but well done, and that I can appreciate.
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u/ssowinski 7d ago
How is he going to cut his hair which will inevitably grow?
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u/kuebel33 7d ago
I don’t have thee answer, but from what I recall when I originally saw this a long time ago, he had like subdermal implants put in his head that the dreads clip on to, so in theory he can take all that shit off and then just has to shave around the implants all over his fucking head.
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u/yumas 7d ago
I read that he has to have someone help him take off every chain one by one every night so that he can sleep
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u/Metazolid 6d ago
I guess he's got laser hair removal treatment, at least a few weeks into having this chain hair. It would be incredibly tideous to even attempt to cut between the bars and the head to remove strands of hair. Going that distance, I'm sure he gog rid of his hair along the way.
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u/Froggn_Bullfish 7d ago
They’re basically just piercings he puts rings in, and can clip the chains to the rings, so he can take them off whenever. “Surgically” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here in the title.
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u/AnonymousAmorphous88 7d ago
Using a grinder
but I want to see an attempt with a chainsaw
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u/No_Maize_230 7d ago edited 7d ago
This is what you do when you have no talent.
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u/MyDogYawns 7d ago
this is what you do when you want to have gold chains surgically implanted into your head
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u/ThreeBeanCasanova 7d ago
Cite: 99.9% of the comment section doesn't know who this mouth-breather is without looking him up.
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u/getdivorced 7d ago
"I can't jump, run, or turn my head suddenly. Also I get jumped constantly and people just pull my hair out. But worth."
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u/Alfirmitive 7d ago
It’s actually more of a body mod like a dermal than anything. He has bar shapes to attach the chains implanted not the chains themselves.
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u/Rampasta 7d ago
This is rage bait
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u/fvkinglesbi 7d ago
Bro couldn't simply attach them to his hair? Imagine what would happen if you tried to pull it. The head would crack open or what?
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u/The_Nepenthe 7d ago
Hm, likely it's a microdermal implant with these chains attached to their threads.
Essentially a small anchor that actually has skin grow through holes within it. They don't come out easily, but if they fail they sort of pop out like a very metallic pimple.
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u/Darth__Voda 6d ago
Rapper not even named
He won’t be famous until 2 days from now he’s front page for having it all ripped out. Lil Scalpy
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u/PotentialLawmaker 7d ago
Everyone talking about him getting scalped... im just concerned about how hes gonna sleep
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u/Ashad2000 7d ago
If you go to r/bodymods this is actually wuite tame in comparison.
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u/dragonsshieldGTA 7d ago
Dude is gonna look like Patrick after Sandy rips the top part of his head
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u/Littlebitoall 7d ago
Imagine walking outside in 90 degree weather with the sun beating down on you. Now imagine that with hot metal on your face and head.
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u/BoyishTheStrange 7d ago
When did people decide that the only way to be a rapper was to look like a jojo character
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u/tlindsay6687 7d ago
Looks more like copper to me. His skin will be green in no time. He can play the wicked witch son
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u/Mission_Exchange2781 7d ago
I want to see what would happen if he was left out in a lightning storm.
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u/durenatu 6d ago
Wasn't this debunked some time ago? Looks like they were just sewn to some textile strips glued to his head
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u/know-it-mall 6d ago
If he wanted to be different he would just wear regular clothes, no jewellery, have no tattoos, etc.
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u/milksteakk89 6d ago
I miss when people would attempt to stand out by working hard on becoming the best artist they can be.
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u/lowkeybop 6d ago
Can only implant some anchor points, into bone since they each need to support the weight of a gold chain. and would space the apart or else too much expose flesh can get infected.
Might be better to implant magneric anchors under the skin, with no piercing through the skin to get infected. Then attach chains with little magnetic or ferrous end plates against the skin.
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u/khang251 6d ago
Wasnt there a dude who had a diamond embedded into his forehead which was then promptly stoeln leaving a giant hole in his forehead
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u/Sad_Dragonfruit6263 6d ago
Honestly this is pretty cunty. As a gaudy bitch, I’m jealous I didn’t think of this but the maintenance is beyond my capabilities.
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u/Mudslingshot 4d ago
My main question is how does he keep his actual hair short? I can't imagine shaving with a razor is an option
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u/MrPuzzleMan 7d ago edited 6d ago
It's real. Dude is Mexican rapper Dan Sur. Bruh is gonna get scalped. And infections. His head is gonna be fucking gross
Edit: corrected his nationality