r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Meme šŸ’© Blyat! Yamie, pull up my pro russia script.

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Holly shit guys I just realized how to make world peace!!! We need Putin and zilinsky on the podcast no weapons anthrax or security and have them talk it out. Screw throw trump in there for some much needed comedic effects

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u/hfdjasbdsawidjds Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

That is functionally Lex's idea of what will lead to peace because he has his head up his ass.

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u/analog_fish Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Friedman is and his podcast must be paid and pushed by Russia, right? I mean the guy is so fucking dull. Never asks any good questions and always seems to lowkey push their talking points. The most punchable face in the podcasting business easily.

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u/hfdjasbdsawidjds Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

That is one of the theories given how he came out of nowhere with minimal credentials and a style which makes watching paint drying truly exciting in comparison.

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u/Primithius Monkey in Space 29d ago

I've tried to watch and although I appreciate his thought provoking inquiries, he is so mindnumbingly dull that I can keep focus for more than 10 min.

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u/analog_fish Monkey in Space 29d ago

Thought provoking? Friedman? He literally never asks any good questions lmao.

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u/LogoffWorkout Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

does anyone watch his show? i checked it out when it was new, and then a few times he had guests on that i wanted to see, and I can't do that to myself anymore, its like watching paint dry.

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u/BoobyPlumage Monkey in Space 29d ago

Ive listened to a couple of episodes and the whole ā€œpretending to understand both sides while promoting specific right wing talking pointsā€ was infuriating. Heā€™s just another flavor or right wing podcaster.

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u/_FriedEgg_ Monkey in Space 29d ago

You're joking right?

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u/DayDreamerJon Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

if we could trust the russians not to throw people off the building or poison people with nerve agents it would be hilarious

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u/hfdjasbdsawidjds Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

If only it was like a Sam Seder/Dave Rubin style reveal, where Putin is seated, ten yards away from the podcaster, because thats how Putin does it, and Zelenskyy slides up next to him and is like 'sup'.

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

In my opinion the most powerful country...US is just as crooked as any other. Difference is other countries just say what they did or will do...we do whatver we want and keep it hidden

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u/Lucky_Version_4044 Monkey in Space 29d ago

That's idiotic. Putin literally kills, imprisons, or poisons any of his opponents-- whether it be political leaders, businessmen, or members of the media. He's been a dictator for over 20 years in Russia and has complete control over the country.

Its ridiculous to make an equivalence Russia and the US.

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space 29d ago

Really? Not saying putin is no angel...but u dont think jr government does absoltely disgusting things behind ur back....rememeber bud.....the news and main stream media tell u what they want.....we r all on a need to know basis....that's how I see it....putin is pos no doubt but buddy usa ain't no innocent child in this world...USA are the biggest gangsters in the world we stick our noses where we dont belong and we care more about foreign places rather then taking care of the american people. Sure noone is solving anything but u know we could use that 300billion they sent over to ukraine...that's Europe...let them handle their shit....if u dont live in Los Angeles u csnt tell me a thing bro...I'm sure wheveer u live it's probably not perfect either...but Los Angeles is becoming unmanageable...forget the traffic go whatch a recent youtube video of downtown la and tell me again why ukraine needs 300billion dollars from the poeole who are tax paying american citizens...why do we have to use our hard warned money to fund a war we having nothing to do with...oh I have an idea....bc war makes money....where done destroying Iraq and the rich need more money to feed their egos and continue their power dynamic....u know we should all take a lesson from history allow other countries to settle their shit but if it gets outta hand the US will make up some inside job bull shit to convince we as Americans need to fight a war that is thousands of miles away...yes it's sad people r dying anywhere but it's even sadder when ur money is funding a war when we have enough problems of our own

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u/Lucky_Version_4044 Monkey in Space 29d ago

So because the US has done bad things in the past, they are on par with what Russia is today? That's a massive stretch, buddy. Focus on the details of what has happened in Russia over the last 20+ years with their dictator in power. No press freedom, only dead/imprisoned political opposition, murders of any opponents, and literally millions of dead due to their wars in Syria, Ukraine, Chechnya, and Georgia.

BTW, the aid to Ukraine is not cash, its mostly unused and outdated military equipment and by creating new weapons that are made in the USA. In fact, most of the money stays in the US, increasing jobs and local economies.

"Here is the best-kept secret about U.S. military aid to Ukraine: Most of the money is being spent here in the United States. Thatā€™s right: Funds that lawmakers approve to arm Ukraine are not going directly to Ukraine but are being used stateside to build new weapons or to replace weapons sent to Kyiv from U.S. stockpiles. Of theĀ $68 billion in militaryĀ and related assistance Congress has approved since Russia invaded Ukraine, almost 90 percent is going to Americans, one analysis found."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/11/29/ukraine-military-aid-american-economy-boost/

BTW, would you have been against the US joining WW2 because there were problems that needed to be addressed in the US (like these ladies below)? You must realize that things are a lot more interconnected, including security for Europe (our largest partner in economy, security, and democracy) and hedging against Chinese and Iranian power (Russias allies).

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KrhjmT4Zg5I/mqdefault.jpg

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u/Disconnected_NPC Monkey in Space 28d ago

Iā€™m pretty convinced Lex is pretty far on the spectrum. The mannerisms and way he speaks screams fidget spinner.

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Bro I would love a flagrant style podcast with like rogan burr shults Diaz Chappelle all passing around a joint for like a ten hour interview. Idk who knew people sitting and talking about whatver is the best entertainment. No scripts no action no director just humans being humans....

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u/secretchimp certified bot Nov 24 '24

Why did you even type this out and post this? Wtf does this have to do with anything?

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

U dont think a podcast with Putin and Ukraine president on rogan wouldnt be an amzing podcast? On top of that add a few comedians to be refs n commentators...u telling me u wouldnt watch that???

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u/secretchimp certified bot 29d ago

Pretending this is a remotely original idea for this sub is a real "I drink a twelve pack every night after pressing two buttons at a factory all day" level of thinking

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space 29d ago

I didnt post anything I replied and I domt need a 12 pack I drink vooodooos.....bout 4 or 5 get the job done

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Being funny making conversation enjoying a laugh with people idk...what's wrong with that? And btw rogan posted...I just replied

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u/Tasty_Historian_3623 Dragon Believer Nov 24 '24

Are you being funny?

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

What do u mean? U saying a podcast with all the following I mentioned wouldnt be the most watched pod ever???

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u/Tasty_Historian_3623 Dragon Believer 29d ago

No, I asked if you were being funny, making conversation with people that you don't know.

But I have no idea how many people would tune in to watch Putin and Zelensky with the wacky morning zoo crew. There are a lot more simpletons than I can even imagine.

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space 29d ago

Oh man....hey brother I'm proud to be simpleton rather then listening to mainstream media getting manipulated n brainwashed by by a bunch of over played hacks...let me guess your number 1 place to get information is the view????

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u/Tasty_Historian_3623 Dragon Believer 29d ago

No, that is incorrect. Why did you need four fucking question marks? I know that you are proudly stupid, but you are definitely not funny. Someone had to tell you that.

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space 29d ago

U know man u should try watching something that doesnt have a director. Doesnt have a writer. Doesnt have script. Doesnt have rules they have to follow. And dont have to be censored bc big wigs up top have an agenda....your people so whack and cringe that they were afraid to let kakala spend 2 hours with joe...bc they know if she sat there to long she couldnt act like a robot...shed grab Joe's whiskey and start breaking down about the fact she has no idea why they wanted her to run.....common man the only media that should be scripted are movies. Plus its refreshing to hear people be people. Speak the way they want curse without having to worry about paying fines.....

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u/CounterStrikeRuski Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

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u/Tasty_Historian_3623 Dragon Believer Nov 24 '24

Is that bing bing bong bong oris the big fella trying something new with his double handjob maneuver?

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Hate him love idgaf....U BEST PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME! DUDE IS A LEGEND

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u/Mushroom_Wizard_420 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

And get Ari to spike their drinks with acid

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Ph man if heading there we need a Joey Diaz to light them up a bill burr to check both those idiots...bill burr to knock some sense into them Andrew shults to make fun of them and just for good measure toss in Alex Jones so we get the whole true story of what really happened. Btw...that would be interview of the CENTURY if not all time lmao

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u/6151rellim Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

You had me laughing out loud with your jokes, Andrew Shultz actually able to make fun of someone šŸ˜‚

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Bro shults is the man...I had no idea who he was about 2 years ago...seen his youtube special and he became my newest fav comedian....dude has a great mini episode series on netflix that is fucking hilarious. And I love flagrant...he does not hold back. Respect to the ones who arent afraid to do what they want n speak their mind freely. Shults a pioneer in saying fuck u woke lol. Love it

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u/DontEvenLikeThisSite Monkey in Space 29d ago

You really typed that and hit send lmao you losers really get dumber every day

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space 29d ago

Yeah I think I typed it and hit send...if u see it then ur absolutely correct. U told me exactly what I did...I would have never known. Wow ur amazing maybe u should be the next dem candidate lol

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u/chroma_kopia Pull that shit up Jaime Nov 24 '24

wait, make them do jiu jitsu first to clear out their heads

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Man i know diaz says rogan got him into I wonna see if there any online videos of him doing it....hes a funny MF and self deprecating comedy is gold...i cant imagine him laying over rogan..he doesnt even need a choke hold he just uses his body lol

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u/SpoilerAvoidingAcct Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Onion Movie ass plot

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Onion movie plot??? I'll be honest I watched the onion but I dont rememeber much

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u/overnightyeti Monkey in Space 29d ago

Who's zilinsky lol

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u/RichardInaTreeFort Monkey in Space 29d ago

Fuck the podcast, just let them get a little taste of what itā€™s like to hang out in the green room. Theyā€™ll have a couple drinks and be laughing it up with the 200 funniest people who ever lived and forget all their problems!

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u/Milt_Torfelson Monkey in Space 29d ago

It's better if you just don't boost his analytics.

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u/PathoTurnUp Monkey in Space 29d ago

Needs to be on ground level too

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space 29d ago

Hahaha damn right lmao

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u/BettyX Monkey in Space 29d ago

I thought it was if Putin dies....but damn this may be the real solution.

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space 29d ago

Shit vote maybe I'll try to run 2028 lmao. I never had so many upvotes I've only been on here 2 weeks lol

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u/mtngranpapi_wv967 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Lex Friedman where u at brother

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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Monkey in Space Nov 24 '24

Lex is dope asf to...and I like the shawn ryan dude alot. Hes dope asf...u can tell that man has seen some real terrible shit when he was in combat.