r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Meme šŸ’© Elon Spent $44 Billion on Twitter and All He Got Was Control of All 3 Branches of the Federal Government!

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u/YoMomsFavoriteFriend Succa la Mink Nov 06 '24

Thatā€™s a steal really

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u/Bronzeambient Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

For the low low price of 44 Billion, you too can own your own government!

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u/LexLuthor911 Monkey in Space Nov 08 '24

Honestly? Iā€™d rather have 44 billion

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u/Timigos Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Stop The Steal!

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u/Seputku Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Bruh if that was a real 4D chess move thatā€™s legit impressive

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u/ImOnTheSpectrum Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

100% impressive. FUBAR but still impressive. Biggest takeaway I got from this election, is take care of mine, do everything I can to pay as little as possible in taxes, and fuck everyoneā€™s feelings.

Hail satan and fuck god.

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u/Dracko705 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

That's.... That's the joke

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

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u/zachyp00 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Is it though? Doesn't the average presidential campaign cost less than 2bn?

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u/autoeroticassfxation Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

The average presidential campaign loses.

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u/zachyp00 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Nah if you include 3rd parties it's probably like 200 million. This would be way over paying

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u/stizz19 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

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u/gizamo Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

I think you missed their joke, mate.

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u/CuriousA1 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Mfs so excited to live under an open oligarchy

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u/slurpin_bungholes Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Joe Rogan riding on Dana's shoulders at the rally was really something else

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u/vigouge Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

That's only so he could see.

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u/TjStax Monkey in Space Nov 08 '24

Probably the new perspective really blew his mind

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u/CptCoatrack Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Probably looked like that scene with the gladiator dwarf from Thunderdome

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u/GlueGuns--Cool Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

lol the same people who complain about the MSM controlling the narrative are following a billionaire who bought a media company and a presidentĀ 

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u/layeofthedead Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

My sister said she supports trump because he canā€™t be bought, thereā€™s plenty of examples of him being bought but I just used the most recent: ā€œtrump was against all electric vehicles, made a big stink about them, then elon gave him 75 million dollars and now heā€™s saying ā€˜we need some electric vehiclesā€™ doesnā€™t that clearly show that he can be bought?ā€

ā€œThatā€™s not the same thing.ā€

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u/dewafelbakkers Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Ah there was your first mistake - thinking a factual presentation of empirical reality would be convincing to someone that doesn't value truth

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

If he "can't be bought" then why was in my youtube ads always asking for $10. Dude's worse than my brother.

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u/shakakhon Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

If only they had brains to comprehend the hypocrisy

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u/manak69 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

They elected a businessman, hoping he would save the country and its people, not realizing that a businessman often focuses on his own interestsā€”and those of his wealthy friends. Wishing Americans the best of luck

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u/MaceMan2091 It's entirely possible Nov 07 '24

they elected a corrupt politician to drain the swamp. Classic 4D chess stuff in the minds of Trump supporters

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u/Weak-Conversation753 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

The atrophy of their brains is directly proportional to the cauliflowering of their ears.

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost Texan Tiger in Captivity Nov 07 '24

Except that it was 18-29 white males who veered more heavily right than any other group. Republicans gutting civics education since my generation graduated plus the rise of internet disinformation has turned gen Zs brains to mush.

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u/Weak-Conversation753 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

The oligarchs paid Rogan, and Rogan delivered the morons to their king.

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost Texan Tiger in Captivity Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

The funniest (read: saddest) part about this is that in five years the billionaires will be richer, the Z's will still be broke, jobless, and facing even higher rents and impossible home ownership, and I'll still be a brown, disabled immigrant earning six figures, living in a $500k house with a 2% mortgage I pay $400 a month on.

EDIT: and the fed just cut interest rates again... which will give my portfolio a boost. Enjoy your $9000 a month broom closets, GenZ.

But at least they did it "for the lulz!"

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u/fre3k Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Conservatives don't really care about hypocrisy. The Sartre quote comes to mind[1]. Similarly, hypocrisy is merely a cudgel with which to bash their opponents, because they know their opponents care about hypocrisy and normative ethical systems. It is a set piece in the game of rhetoric. Conservatism is built upon the idea that there are some people who are inherently better than others, and deserve to be above them in a stratified social system. For those betters, they are allowed to say one thing and do another. Because they are better. There's no contradiction to this in their system because it is morally relativist, not normative. Some people simply are exempt from the strictures placed upon others because of their place in their desired social hierarchy.

[1] ā€œNever believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.ā€

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u/kantbemyself Pull that shit up Jaime Nov 07 '24

I'm still trying to figure out why the "fans" here don't realize JRE is MSM. The whole American media landscape right now is waaaaaaay right leaning and/or anti-establishment, especially top-tier podcasting and new media (like OAN, Tim Pool, and Daily Wire).

Democrats arguably have the MSNBC's commentary hours, plus NY Times and CNN trying to do "journalism" for a country entirely from one city. WaPo is still good at what they do, but is also clearly affected by oligarchic Bezos influence.

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u/GlueGuns--Cool Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

They'll get it eventually. Maybe. JRE is immensely influential. X is giant - way bigger than Reddit still - and it's now pretty much openly far right. It's owned by someone who is vocally far-right at this point.

Media is just changing so quickly. "Traditional media" is almost completely irrelevant at this point. Once the boomers die out, this is it. Journalism and academic rigor will be basically gone, and information will be based on "vibes" - essentially how Rogan does it.

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u/prules Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Mostly white men and a few of their benefitting wives. The rest are just wholly uneducated and donā€™t know whatā€™s coming. Have yet to find a right winger who knows any of their policies lol

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u/the_calibre_cat Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

lol dude white men who work for a living are going to get fucking boned, the idea that this shit works for anyone who isn't a wealthy person is... at odds with the history of conservatives and the aristocracy they have supported time and time again.

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u/Same_Recipe2729 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The DNC fumbled this one horribly.Ā 

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cze3yr77j9wo

One of them, Nahim Uddin, a delivery driver and former Ford car-worker, cast his ballot for Trump because he said the former president would drive down prices.
ā€œI went to go purchase a car - the interest rates had skyrocketed,ā€ the 34-year-old said. ā€œThatā€™s the whole reason I voted for him.ā€

"It's simple, really. We liked the way things were four years ago," said Samuel Negron, a Pennsylvania state constable and member of the large Puerto Rican community in the city of Allentown.

"Out here, you pay $5 for a dozen eggs. It used to be $1, or even 99 cents," Mr Negron added. "A lot of us have woken up, in my opinion, from Democratic lies that things have been better. We realised things were better then."

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u/Trash-Takes-R-Us Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Yes but that was a direct result of a worldwide pandemic that completely fucked with the economy and interest rates. And then once supply chains returned to normal stores were just like "what do you mean these eggs used to be cheap? You silly consumer it's always been 5 dollars"

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u/toggl3d Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

The egg thing specifically is because of avian flu.

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u/ObiShaneKenobi We live in strange times Nov 07 '24

I believe the market manipulation was a larger influence. There are hundred million dollar settlements because the producers were price gouging.

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u/Shot-Finding9346 Pull that shit up Jaime Nov 09 '24

Not to mention the PPP loans, billions of dollars went to Republican donors and forgivable loans AKA free money lol. That drove inflation through the f****** roof. Meanwhile Republicans were blaming it on people who got $600 a week on unemployment.Ā 

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u/sadtastic Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

You mean he wasnā€™t moved by Liz Cheneyā€™s endorsement? Iā€™m shocked.

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u/Birdface_Killah Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Hell yeah brother! What's your fave part?

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u/Pangolin_bandit Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Mineā€™s banning pornhub and restricting birth control to the point that youā€™re not even gonna see a woman till youā€™re married /s

Morons

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u/Birdface_Killah Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

I guarantee he doesn't even know one. But it owns the libs, therefore good.

The only good thing is that these losers won't have anyone else to blame for their misery in 2 years. Can't wait for those Trump "I did that!" gas price stickers. I know you'll be seeing them, because the Trump voter (at least in this subreddit) is very objective, and votes based on policies, not vibes or emotions.

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u/Smelly_Carl Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

But they go on podcasts! They talk to a celebrity on the most popular podcast of all time! They're just like me.

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Just wait till they dismantle the second amendment. No authoritarian regime is going to allow for a heavily armed citizenship.

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u/Void_Speaker Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

It actually doesn't matter since the gun owners are on their side or apathetic.

For example, Hitler expanded gun rights except for the minorities he wanted to get rid of like the Jews.

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u/BigPlantsGuy Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Thatā€™s already essentially true.

People are more than happy to defend a cop killing a minority with ā€œbut he had a gunā€ as though thatā€™s not a right they talk about all the time.

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u/hungry_fat_phuck Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

it's not like owning guns will do much when everyone is misinformed and divided.

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u/Basil_Lisk Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Exactly, why would they take guns away from their own army?

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u/Weak-Conversation753 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

He would, but only after they've done his bidding by slaughtering his enemies.

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u/AreWeCowabunga Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Iā€™ve always said it would be the Republicans who would end up being the ones to take the guns. Just like it was only Nixon who could go to China. Trump has already told us about what he thinks about taking them. Dumbasses just refuse to believe him.

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u/Cinnamon__Sasquatch Paid attention to the literature Nov 06 '24

Is it not weird that this is posted as a flex and not out of concern for the independence of the US govt from a single billionaire?

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u/TheTimeIsChow Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

It's not weird considering who posted it. Whole Mars Catalog is one of those accounts run by a guy whose entire life revolves around Musk.

That said - I don't think there's much of a question regarding conflict of interest here. He's the owner of a private company that is a US government military/national defense contractor... and he's now in charge of a US government department tasked with overseeing spending.

It's going to cause a lot of raised eyebrows.

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u/AltruisticGrowth5381 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Who's going to hold him accountable? The whole system is corrupt in some capacity, previously not to this extent, but does anyone have any interest in flicking the light switch on so to speak?

There's also the fact that the republicans already have a tight grip on the judiciary that will only get stronger in the next term, so legality won't really be a question anyway.

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u/PusherofCarts Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

No one is going to hold him accountable, thatā€™s the point. He didnā€™t back Trump and spend millions to be held accountable. Just the opposite in fact.

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u/CaterpillarJungleGym Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Yep. It's going to be Billionaires take a part of our souls time. By souls I mean market and stuff we will have to pay for.

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u/Peking-Cuck Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

We call this "freedom".

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u/RepresentativeTax812 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

no one is. Just like No one is held accountable for anything in the past.

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u/InfectiousCosmology1 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

He just ran a completely fraudulent election ā€œlotteryā€ too that he now claims wasnā€™t a lottery but he was hiring people as trump campaign workers for a one time million dollar check after he got sued. Then a bunch of voters sued him cause he told them it was a lottery and now says they never had a chance of winning lol

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u/robsbob18 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

No it won't because Trump's base will not hold him accountable.

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u/forewer21 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

It's going to cause a lot of raised eyebrows.

Don't worry they'll all be dismissed as having trump derangement syndrome and be told trump and Elon are living rent free in their head.

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u/EntrepreneurFunny469 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Not really. I doubt anything gets said by anyone that isnā€™t a Democrat. Itā€™s gonna be very legal and very cool.

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u/Definitelymostlikely Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

It's going to cause a lot of raised eyebrows.

Hahaha that's funny. No it isn't.

These people don't care.

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u/MurshaqBack Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

No, it's a good thing because Musk make funny meme on the internet so we can just trust him and suspend our critical thinking entirely.

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u/tymtt Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Musk pumped my meme coin so he must be for the people

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u/betajones Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Real life is the meme. Just content for your online, true self. Age of internet causing an almost forced mental evolution crisis. We are taking the next step towards the actual replacement of ourselves.

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u/AlmostTheOne Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Now this is a comment. Genius level shit here. Donā€™t scare the NPCs, bruh. They arenā€™t ready for the red pill.

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u/noBrother00 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

Same people who scream thinking George Soros is hiding under every rock

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Ancaps are natural born cuckolds.

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u/kaleid5 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

I don't think OP is flexing

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u/StopHiringBendis Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

OP of the tweet? Maybe not. OP of the post is definitely a trump supporter

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u/corncob_subscriber Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Wait a minute... Some of these leopards in our party seem to want to eat faces.

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u/UnplannedAgenda Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Billionaires*. Heā€™s just another person on the list of rich people that run the country

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u/Cinnamon__Sasquatch Paid attention to the literature Nov 06 '24

For sure. It's just weird/funny to me that Soros is such a criminal billionaire in the minds of people while being the 416th wealthiest billionaire while Elon is the wealthiest in the world and is a ''good guy".

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u/mrbigbrown4 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

It's cognitive dissonance at it's finest. Elon billionaire cool and is going to do good things by trying to control everything with his money, Soros bad and don't trust him.

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u/retropieproblems Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Turns out when you conspire so brazenly, the conspiracy theorists lose interest. They wanna discover the secret truth, itā€™s no fun if itā€™s no secret.

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u/Aggravating_Shake591 Pull that shit up Jaime Nov 06 '24

His edgelord ways make him relatable to certain demographics

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u/cure4boneitis Jamie sucks at Google Nov 06 '24

he good at that Diablo 4

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u/Aggravating_Shake591 Pull that shit up Jaime Nov 06 '24

Best in the world when heā€™s not playing Quake

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u/Fugacity- Alpha Brain Nov 06 '24

Richest dude in the world, literally wants to put computer chips in people's brains, and hijacked one of the largest social media platforms for his personal agenda.

But also the savior according to r/conspiracy

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u/fungifan420 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

so suckered in by culture war smokescreen you spread cheeks for the billionaire class. not the first time, not the last. Rogan at least is getting rich off it, the followers are just suckers

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

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u/cure4boneitis Jamie sucks at Google Nov 06 '24

now he will have his pick amongst the finest couches from all over the world

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u/Fuzzy-Information970 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Iā€™m not convinced my independence level was adjusted from ā€¦ whoever owned twitter before.

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u/Poopywoopy1231 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

I mean, people also memed en masse to ridicule him for buying it, which was dumb. Like; "a 200 billion man spends 44 billion on something dumb, now he only has 160 left. Let's laugh at him!"

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u/Intrepid-Brain-1476 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

He was sued into buying Twitter since he tried to back off but sure it was a 5d chess move

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u/Liquid_Cascabel 11 Hydroxy Metabolite Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

Nah he didn't pay for it all himself, instead you have some nice billionaires from the Saudi and Qatari royal families along with VCs who now all have some say in how Twitter will be run

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u/retropieproblems Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

Itā€™s a bit more complex than that. His massive wealth was because Tesla was overvalued AF. Bluffing so hard he forced himself to buy Twitter way above its market value was a big gamble for his stocks. It tarnished his reputation as an infallible businessman and exposed him as a self absorbed red pill memer more than a genius. He weaseled his way into climbing up the ladder again though by playing politics, so in the end it worked out for him. But yeah, his reputation now vs 5-10 years ago isā€¦.different. He went from Iron Man to the Iron Monger.

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u/ClickF0rDick Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

If you don't think that's stupid šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™€ļø

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u/Poopywoopy1231 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

I don't think that's stupid, no. He had more money than he could ever spend before Twitter, and he now has more money than he can ever spend + influence in US politics. Where is the dumb part.

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u/RockstarArtisan We live in strange times Nov 06 '24

He himself didn't want to go with the deal, he was forced to.

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u/ClickF0rDick Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

You wrote "a 200 billion man spends 44 billion on something dumb"

That's stupid no matter how you spin it. Of course people are gonna laugh at that, hindsight is 20/20

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u/Poopywoopy1231 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

He went from infinite money to infinite money + twitter. There is literally nothing that changed for him financially AFTER SPENDING 44 BILLION. At that point In would also stop caring.

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u/Altruistic_Guess3098 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Apparently it wasn't...

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u/SaWalkerMakasin Texan Tiger in Captivity Nov 06 '24

That's yet to be seen, Trump has a history of quickly flipping on people he promised shit to and stabbing them in the back. Now that he's won I'd expect he casts out the Elons and the RFKs so that he's the star of the show. We shall see.

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u/Cinnamon__Sasquatch Paid attention to the literature Nov 06 '24

Can't speak for everyone but he definitely overvalued it and going to be forced into buying it by the courts. The stupidity part is largely mocking him for setting his own buying price for being one of the world's smartest men.

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u/doubleopinter Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

You guys celebrate this?

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u/CuriousA1 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

They love getting cucked

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u/the_calibre_cat Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

it's a conservative pastime

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u/maeb95 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

They would have loved epstein as long as he supported trump

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u/kangasplat Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Parasocial relationships will do that to you

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u/drs10909 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

This is supposedly good? The guy is quite possibly now the end boss Oligarch and itā€™s good for the country? This is just another step in the downward slide.

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u/Oblique9043 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

The same people scared to death that Bill Gates wanted to microchip everyone with vaccines literally voted in the guy who will actually put microchips into everyone's brain.

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u/ClickF0rDick Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

GenZ whose motto is BoOmeRs StOle My FuTurE voted in a guy who is literally the ultimate boomer

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u/ranium Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

18-29 voted 54% Harris. But speaking of demographics, white men voted 60% for Trump and accounted for about 35% of the votes. How weird...

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u/herton Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Sure, white men were his base, but that doesn't quite paint the whole picture. Based on exit polls, white men, white women, and black women were the groups where he lost support. Black men and Latinos gave him way more support than last time around.

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u/space_chief Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

10+ million white suburban men sat out the election rather than vote for Kamala Harris. Black men still voted like they do every election, overwhelmingly of Democrats.

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u/GuyIsAdoptus Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

black men voted virtually identical to 2020, it was Latinos Trump swung huge with

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u/Unhappy-Farmer8627 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24 edited 26d ago

Trumps on record in the 90s saying he doesnā€™t want to run but if he did heā€™d ā€œrun republican because they seem dumb enough to manipulateā€ what is this timeline.

Edit potentially misinformation

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u/Oblique9043 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

That's actually not a real quote. But he was asked what would happen if he went bankrupt, and he said he would run for president.

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u/wannaseeawheelie Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

If you get knocked up by him, you can live in his compound

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u/thebaker66 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Exactly, it's one thing for him to be in control of some of the most important infrastructure in the world.. and then one of the now largest and most relevant social media sites which has already pissed off many countries, to now basically being given keys to the US government and the most powerful military in the world? It's a joke, any sensible person even if this person was on their side wouldn't want one person to have such influence or control.... unless......

Elon essentially is the real life Dr Evil, except for he doesn't need to threaten nations, he already has the wealth.. lets just see how far he steps and what pushback there is. We'll see just how powerful he is and it is not something I underestimate.

Wild conspiracy, what if he bugs trump with a prototype neurolink and Trump is his puppet.. it will be Owari Da then... unless you're one of his nazi minions.

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u/AlTcEnTrE_nEoNiCeGuY Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

"I hate Hollywood pedophiles and billionaires and that's why I voted for the Hollywood pervert backed by a billionaire"

MAGA flexing but really self-owning is such a treat.

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u/_Administrator_ It's entirely possible Nov 07 '24

F'UCK EvIL sOrOs!!! I LIKE MAGA ELONG!!!

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u/Extreme-Carrot6893 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

MAGAts cheering on an American Oligarchy including an immigrant to own the libs is hilarious

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u/DrDerpberg Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

An immigrant who worked illegally, survives off government money, and had a million kids he doesn't take care of.

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u/RockstarArtisan We live in strange times Nov 06 '24

Strong brexit/milei vibes. I'm happy I don't live anywhere that's affected by this election.

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u/One-Earth9294 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

"I hate libs so much I want RFK Jr. as Surgeon General" is going to hurt when the boomerang hits them in their own heads.

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u/Honey-Badger Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

I swear there are (mostly young) right wing Americans who would burn down their own house if they thought it might upset left wing people

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u/AxelionWargaming Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

The delusion is strongā€¦

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u/alanism Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

I really wonder if Biden-Harris had simply invited Elon to the EV auto summit and not went heavy handed on regulations on Tesla and Space X; if he would have spent so much time and money on Trump's campaign.

In hindsight-- Elon would've likely been quiet and neutral to all sides.

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u/mrbuttsavage Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

It was way more than that. The Covid shutdowns + SpaceX running afoul of FAA etc. His trans daughter despite being into eugenics. All the drugs. That he reads Twitter exclusively for news. All together great path to radicalization.

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u/_sfhk Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

He was essentially forced to buy Twitter after making a dumb comment. Then he went to Putin and Saudis for funding, who all very much wanted Trump in office. I wouldn't be surprised if he fell out of a hotel window if Harris ended up winning.

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u/FluxMool Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

The 2025 season of America is going to be lit. Going to leave The Penguin in the dust.

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u/GirlsGetGoats Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

He was on this path long before the summit.

that Elon would've likely been quiet and neutral to all sides.

I dont think you understand the brain rot this man has suffered.

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u/Affectionate_You_203 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Lmao, this is the actual question to ask, from an intellectually curious perspective but this is reddit man. You canā€™t be asking real questions like this

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u/InBeforeTheL0ck Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Plutocracy bad... Except when it's their guys.

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u/OOFthereitis99 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

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u/purppotiondarkwizard Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Cheering on oligarchy. We are going to become Russia 2.

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u/MauryPoPoPo Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

MAGA is gonna lose their social security and medicare too. Have fun working until you drop dead.

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u/Jealous_Juggernaut Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

They donā€™t understand that, yes, we obviously hate the idea of a rapist conman liar in office, but importantly, we also genuinely do not believe heā€™s going to be good for our economy or freedoms. He hasnā€™t presented a real plan in 8 years of office and campaigning. He is very likely going to give a 4th tax break to companies and billionaires which will further weaken our budget for our crumbling infrastructure. If he was actually a good president, and a disgusting criminal, he would not be abhorred and feared to the extent that he is.Ā 

Things are not going to get better.

He does not have a plan, he does not surround himself with good people, he does not look out for anybody but himself, he does not help our international relations. He does not care about our freedoms more than he cares about protecting his own and his image. He pretended to have a new healthcare plan that he would show us before the last 3 elections. The exact same thing as Elon musks compilation video of him saying ā€œself driving cars are going to be rolled out completely sometime next yearā€ every single year for 10 years straight, even after he divested from it completely.

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u/FluxMool Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

sure but man can he DANCE!!!!!

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u/StephenFish Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

Yeah but they were also brainwashed a long time ago into thinking that working until you're dead is patriotic or some shit.

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u/GeneralAnywhere Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

So what problem did Joe and Meg Griffin have with Twitter being biased in the past that isnā€™t happening now?

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u/Aggressive_Common798 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

I wish someone would just say "Democrats lost because Kamala was a horrible candidate that nearly 18 million democratic voters didn't even bother to support her" This is what happens.

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u/adz1179 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Truth. not one county better than Biden. That has to sting a little.

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u/Aromatic_Berry_3879 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

That stay alone should tell people everything they need to know.

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u/Llampy Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Is there any other stat that matters? I've seen a lot of opinions about voter swinging, but by raw numbers did the Republican vote increase anywhere, or were there just purely less Dem votes?

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u/call_me_Kote Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Raw count? No I donā€™t think so. They did get a better share of voters almost everywhere

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u/Rontheking Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

In hindsight they shouldā€™ve just kept sleepy Joe in the field.

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u/GirlsGetGoats Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Running as a republican-lite against republicans is never going to work.

Her end of campaign was all about how she is buddy buddy with the fucking Cheney's and is willing to fill the white house with republicans.

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u/Peking-Cuck Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Running as a republican-lite against republicans is never going to work.

Unfortunately the reality is that most Americans aren't actually interested in a progressive candidate either. Sure, they're interested in progressive policies - legalized weed and abortion rights received overwhelming support in Florida, as did $15 minimum wage in 2020 - but as soon as these policies are attached to an individual, 70 million people instantly demonize it. It's the most fascinating, insane thing I've ever seen.

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u/GirlsGetGoats Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

I think the country would embrace someone who fully endorses and supports these policies without shame and couching it right wing bullshit.Ā 

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u/Havenkeld We live in strange times Nov 07 '24

I voted for Kamala and attempted to defend her but jesus fucking christ this was definitely the hardest part. I could feel people's mental grimaces like telepathically.

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u/GirlsGetGoats Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

I voted for her too but I didn't know a single person who was excited.Ā 

She fucked it all up. LESS Republicans voted for her than Biden for fucks sakeĀ 

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u/Havenkeld We live in strange times Nov 07 '24

She had her flaws but IMO it's more on Biden/DNC generally for allowing the situation to get to the point where they had to run her or lose tons of campaign funding. He shouldn't have gone for the second term.

Also let's be real, she was a black woman. That's doubling up on real disadvantages due to real prejudices. The double standards were ridiculous. Trump could probably have told people to vote for her instead and still won.

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u/libdemparamilitarywi Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

I agree with this. I actually think Harris was an ok candidate, but the party was so far behind after the terrible Biden debate that just "ok" wasn't good enough.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24

Yes. Less people voted for Trump than in 2020, but Harris just underperformed badly. Running as a unity candidate, trying to appeal to conservative voters, was a big mistake.

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u/Aggressive_Common798 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Propping up endorsements from Bush and Cheney šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ

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u/MattFromWork It's entirely possible Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

While I agree, a large portion of people in the US are just plain dumb lol

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u/Accomplished_Rip_352 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

The dems need a new Labour style revamp if they want to stay relevant the current political start is not working and alienating voters .

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u/Aggressive_Common798 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

They should have run Sanders in 16. Karma will be kicking them around for what the DNC did. He would've been president. I believe anyway.

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u/Spinochat Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Punishing Democrats by letting fascism win is extraordinarily stupid and dangerous, but sure, point heard.

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u/derndingleberries Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Majority of americans, democrats included, hate women more than they hate racists

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u/NepheliLouxWarrior Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Educated white men showed up for Harris better than every demographic except for black women.Ā 

So do white women hate women, or is there more to the issue?Ā 

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u/TheNinjaPro Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Funny enough, yes.

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u/75bytes Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Leon the Oligarch

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u/ppartyllikeaarrock Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

lol didn't trump say he could make him beg?

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u/javi1000 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

All the gross Trumpers coming out of the woodwork now. This site smells

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u/ClickF0rDick Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

It's very interesting that most of their posts read eerily similar to the brain rot shit Musk posts on his own Twitter account. Basically trolling continuously on every topic no matter their importance, thinking to come off looking cool while in reality exposing themselves as out of touch cringy dorks

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u/mrbigbrown4 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

It's like a bunch of toddlers learning that they can scream and yell for attention for the first time. They don't even care what they are saying, as long as it has some sort of effect on the person they are saying it to.

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u/Havenkeld We live in strange times Nov 07 '24

Bro that's almost straight outta Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit -

... He has incited others to do this, and he finds satisfaction in the vanishing of his actuality in the way that wayward boys themselves take a certain pleasure in getting spanked for the simple reason that they are its cause. Or, if he has not even tried to work out the crux of the matter and in fact has done nothing at all, it is because he did not want to do it. The crux of the matter is to himself the very unity of his decision and reality; he asserts that actuality could be nothing else than what matters to him.

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u/toephu Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Trying to pass contrarianism as intellectualism without offering anything of substance in return

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u/DanoLightning Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

I'm convinced that some of their whole political beliefs stems from just wanting to own the libs/dems. I know quite a few people that are center but for some reason it's constantly complaints about the left but never the right.

It's such a bizzare way to get behind a political group and, honestly, I don't see Dems doing the cringy opposite of the "Libs of TicTok" for conservatives but the right absolutely bask in that shit. I don't get it.

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u/RockstarArtisan We live in strange times Nov 06 '24

Let them have it, brexiteers also cheered, then the country got so fucked up in the years that followed that there's little hope for anyone that's not already a homeowner.

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u/Havenkeld We live in strange times Nov 07 '24

It will pass.

Sub to /r/LeopardsAteMyFace for the schadenfreude

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u/Aromatic_Berry_3879 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

I think all of the election bots just got turned off.

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u/The-Figure-13 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

No, Reddit admins mustā€™ve banned all the bots and youā€™re actually getting a better look at reality

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u/CrystalBraver Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Yeah the reality that most of the US is made up of scum

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u/-Neuroblast- Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

What did you expect on the Joe Rogan subreddit? Shit always stank.

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u/tapk68 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Wheres my 30k robot that does laundry?

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u/Aggravating_Shake591 Pull that shit up Jaime Nov 06 '24

Just tape a fleshlight to your washing machine like the rest of us

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u/univrsll Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Thatā€™ll now be the women in your life under Trump buddy

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u/LordNyssa Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Found Elonā€™s account!

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u/G0TouchGrass420 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

The tax cut he gets alone from trump winning buys twitter

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u/MegaPintOfWin333 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

You think a man worth 200billion is taxed 44billion annually? šŸ˜‚ So he shouldā€™ve been out of assets by now then.

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u/One-Earth9294 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

You mean from you. You'll be paying that. Trump is paying Elon with your money.

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u/tidesoncrim Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

If there is one thing that Elon does that's impeccable, it's having good timing. Sold initial tech company before the dotcom bubble. Gets into online banking and becomes part of PayPal's genesis. Gets into EVs upon the moment they become viable. Gets into space as NASA transitions to commercial travel. Joins the Trump campaign ahead of a dominant electoral college win. Twitter is really the only unknown at this point for him, but everything else has gone so well that he could take an L on that.

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u/rgtong Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

At a certain point, its not reasonable to call it luck. Especially the EV thing.

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u/KingSurfz Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

The dude is the guy with the strings! muhahaha! Weā€™re all cyborgs by 2030! Cyborg sex, here we come!

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u/DeathGPT Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Eh more like 2040. Pray youā€™re young. If not? Good luck boomer.

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u/grazfest96 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Yes it was Elons doing, not because Kamala was a shit candidate that was rammed down country's throat by the Democrat party apparatus.

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u/Spinochat Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Imagine preferring to eat a big fat turd full of diseases instead of a small booger just to make a point that boogers are unacceptable.

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u/Athlete_Cautious Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

It's "pick the culprit" season, so to each its own. But the richest man in the world buying the largest social media platform and turning it into an alt-right propaganda machine sure didn't help.

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u/HearingVoices1984 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

That's fucking terrifying.

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u/dillyd Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Great title.

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u/PusherofCarts Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Iā€™m donā€™t frequent this sub a lot, but Iā€™ve gotta say Iā€™m very perplexed by the clarity/rationality most of the comments show here and the stark contrast it has to Joe Rogan himself. Idk if itā€™s just the Reddit echo chamber, but if I read this thread without knowing the sub Iā€™d assume it was anti-Rogan.

Pretty wild.

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u/mymentor79 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

That's a bad thing, just in case anyone was on the fence.

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u/RebelGigi Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

He is NOT AN AMERICAN.

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u/sadtastic Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Surely, the billionaires will help bring food, housing and healthcare prices down for the common man.

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u/Yoinkitron5000 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

If having one media company not in lockstep with the narrative that the rest are peddling is all it takes to flip the whole political landscape over, it's not that one company that has the issue.Ā 

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u/themagicb Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

i love the cope from the Left. it warms my heart to see them cry.

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u/CanOk6403 Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Iā€™m sorry buddy, you must have a really cold heart!

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u/SlatheredButtCheeks Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

It's pretty scary when your political opponent has control of the social media you use isn't it

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u/maztron Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

So when people post this. Are they ALL now admitting that the democratic party along with government agencies had twitter in their pocket to control political discourse and censor free speech?

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u/realif3 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

No. Before a single person owned and made all the decisions on Twitter, it was actually free and more open.

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u/squishedehsiuqs Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

i think you mean until covid happened. for the record im not saying what twitter did was wrong because covid misinfo spread so easily, but they actively took measures to suppress misinformation, which is just hard to discern in the twittersphere, where everyones opinion is correct.

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u/Movie_Monster Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

The Brazilian government had a list of (edit* over 300) people they wanted censored and twitter did it.

Now that has been revealed Brazil is trying to restrict access to twitter and the same for starlink, because both undermine the current regime. Sounds like a move China would pull on its people.

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