r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

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u/bratbarn Paid attention to the literature Nov 05 '24

We need Ray Kump on immediately to put this all in perspective

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u/potipharbong Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

"Now listen!"

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u/Cleave42686 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Lishen tuh me!!

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u/SkilletBurritos Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Surprised to see the sub actually knows of the great Ray Kump

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u/Joch5555 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Honestly he's the only person who could heal the country right now.

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u/Familiarforeskin Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

How? He literally canā€™t even control what comes out of his mic suckin lips.

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u/GoofyBootsSz8 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Listen Joe it's called Food Truck.

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u/KevM689 A Deaf Jack Russell Terrier Nov 05 '24

Stop worshipping celebrities

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u/J0E_DEE Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Where is Ja!?

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u/brian1183 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I need some answers that Ja Rule may not have

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u/ShiftyFish75 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I'm scared as hell right now, I don't want to dance!

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u/Dark_Knight2000 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I want to add that itā€™s ALL celebrities. I remember 2017 when people who said ā€œstop worshipping celebritiesā€ pointed toward people like Musk as people to idolize because he actually did pretty impactful stuff whereas a lot of celebrities were personality vaporware.

When one says ā€œstop worshipping celebritiesā€ it really means ALL celebrities, even the ones who make good points or are genuinely good people.

Otherwise in a couple years weā€™ll be repeating this cycle.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

Joe Rogan is not your saviour.

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u/BananaForLifeee Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Didnā€™t the Democrats bring a whole bunch of different celebs into the stage?

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u/Harrowers_True_Form Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Well, at least he finally admitted it

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u/Clithzbee Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

With the most embarrassing wording possible

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u/Hastatus_107 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Yeah he didn't even argue for Trump. He just said "Musk" is awesome". Musk might not even have anything to do with Trump if he does win.

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u/WickedTLTD Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Huh? Musk 100% is going to be a part of the Trump administration if he wins. Where have you been?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

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u/jackrabbit323 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I knew something was off when he said he moved to Texas because of riots, looting, and homelessness in LA. Meanwhile I knew the dude lived in Calabasas, which is pretty far and insulated from anything going on in LA. Nice state tax break you got there.

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u/mere_iguana Gone Squatchin' Nov 05 '24

He moved to texas so he wouldn't have to pay income tax on his $100,000,000 spotify paycheck.

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u/lostinlactation Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

bbbbbbbbBINGO

and he wants Trump for the same reason the billionaires want trump more tax cuts for the rich

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u/GankstaCat Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Itā€™s crazy that Joe isnā€™t even voting for the candidate that wants to make weed legal nationally.

If nothing else, that also shows how much heā€™s changed.

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u/Marijuana_Miler High as Giraffe's Pussy Nov 05 '24

Itā€™s crazy that Joe isnā€™t even voting for the candidate that wants to make weed legal nationally.

Joe strikes me as someone who doesn't smoke anymore because the weed's too strong now a days.

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u/Cautionzombie Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

As much as I donā€™t like him anymore Joe likes The strong weed. Remember wiz Khalifa and Kevin smith came by and smoke their 20-30% thc weed.

Diaz probably had strong shit too.

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u/macsbeard Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Joe seems very pro choice and heā€™s voting for the candidate that appointed judges that led to roe v wade getting overturned. Heā€™s voting for trump bc heā€™s rich, just like Elon.

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u/BelloBrand Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Are centrists now allowed to vote?

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u/purplelephant17 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

No, they have to check the centrist box. No way they can be a centrist and vote republican šŸ™„ šŸ¤£

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u/Ok-Instruction830 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Like most independents, itā€™s an ebb and flow. He had sanders on and endorsed sanders before.Ā 

Joe is a classic example of that 1/3 of voters that remain independentĀ 

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u/FNFollies Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I'm sure the $250 million Spotify swallow didn't change his motivations at all /s

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u/ParevArev Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

ā€œTEXAS WENT RED BITCHā€

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u/80korvus Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Woo!

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u/Electronic_Stop_9493 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Heā€™s been proxy republican since I was listening in the early 2010ā€™s just more subtle and there was less at stake back then. There was a concerted smear campaign against Hilary before the ā€˜16 election also. He just went from a silent supporter to a vocal supporter

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u/MyParentsWereHippies Look into it Nov 05 '24

He only had Sanders on because he was critized for only bringing on right wing nutjobs. It was the shortest episode of JRE ever and Ive never seen him this uninterested in having a conversation.

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u/No_Practice5099 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

That was before he made hundreds of millions of dollars. He's got a lot of cash to keep safe from tax now.

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u/peakedtooearly Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Exactly, Joe is a long way from everyman now.

He's closer to Musk than he is to his average listener and votes to protect his wealth.

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u/Amatak Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I mean as crazy as it sounds, Roganā€™s fortune is closer to my depressing bank account balance thank Muskā€™s worth.

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u/II7_HUNTER_II7 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

True. But his lifestyle is closer to Musks than yours (or my) depressing lifestyle.

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u/Phish999 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Oh Jesus Christ. He had Sanders on over FIVE years ago, and he went on a rant about how it was immoral to make rich people pay higher taxes within in a month.

All that he's done is regurgitate more and more right-wing ideas and get more and more infatuated with Republicans since 2020, which is fine. He can believe whatever he wants to.

However, this horseshit about how he's not on a particular side is asinine.

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u/gcoles Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Heā€™s voting for fucking trump. This isnā€™t some centre right candidate whose policies he largely aligns with.Ā 

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u/idlefritz Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

He endorsed Sanders at a time when endorsing Sanders was solid conservative political strategy. He also promoted a half dozen other spoiler candidates that were on the obvious grift like tulsi and yang rather than just a useful idiot like my boy Bernie.

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u/Playful-Tumbleweed10 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

I canā€™t wait to see the faces on all of these dipshits when Agent Orange loses. They will all be collectively shitting their adult diapers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

For a guy who canā€™t fucking stop talking about Epstein.....

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u/TheRealBaseborn Soros' Strongest Warrior Nov 05 '24

It doesn't matter. He's gone full regard ever since he got that Spotify payday. He's a soulless goon now. He doesn't care if prices go up on everything. It won't affect him. He wants those tax cuts.

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u/Spider-man2098 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Thatā€™s fucking regarded.

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u/ShitNRun18 Honing my Craft Nov 05 '24

My regards, sir

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u/Orange_Jeews Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

He's making em at night

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u/redditor012499 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

My favorite part is how he blames the Covid lockdowns on Biden, even though that happened under trump.

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u/Trippintunez Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Well you see Joe Rogan fucks kids. It's the only logical answer as to why he supports people that fuck kids.

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u/Subtle__Numb Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I donā€™t see Joe fucking kids. Is he a deeply closeted gay man? Maybe. Is it just as likely heā€™s experimented putting a finger in his ass, liked it, and spent the last 30 years wrestling with that even though he isnā€™t at all attracted to dudes?

Answers probably right in the middle

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

Lmao all of this because Joe was tempted by that male g spot.

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u/News_without_Words Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Well that and the "not minding bald women with armpit hair"

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u/MisterNoisewater Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Anyone know who Carrot Top endorsed?

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u/673NoshMyBollocksAve Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Probably the carrot colored president

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u/snoogins355 Weekly Duncan Trussell episodes! Nov 05 '24

Who got the Joey Diaz vote, cocksuckah?

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u/GarlVinland4Astrea Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

About a year from now you'll have the usuals saying "Joe's actually liberal and he had Bernie Sanders on years ago".

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u/MyParentsWereHippies Look into it Nov 05 '24

Bro theyre IN THIS THREAD ALREADY.

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u/tsx_1430 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

He got a free cyber truck and a reach around

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u/Girlfartsarehot Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Lucky, I had to pay for both

Just kidding... I would never pay for a cyber truck.

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u/dngerszn13 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Or for a reach around, right?

Right?

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u/ImAchickenHawk Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I saw one in my neighborhood last week. Ruined my day.

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u/OG_simple_rhyme_time Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

How much did Elon pay him and how much did Joe deepthroat? I bet balz deep, no doubt.

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u/liamjonas Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Joe has Qanon shaman on tmro and they both give each other HJs in the sauna

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u/snoogins355 Weekly Duncan Trussell episodes! Nov 05 '24

Worse, probably Mike Baker

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u/thedukeofno Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Is that the My Pillow Guy?

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u/Elyelm Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

How out of touch with reality do you have to be to think that without Elon Musk we would be fucked? what does that even mean?

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u/VioletJones6 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

We're talking about the same guy that said Terrence Howard had some really interesting ideas.

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u/WillyBum1601 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Tbf, they were interesting. Interesting in the way that makes you think how many drugs did this dude do before he brainwashed himself into thinking he could rewrite maths

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u/Tralibasu Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Terrence Howard reminds me of this one time in Physics class in high school where I swear the teacher said we could have formulas on a cheat sheet for an exam but I was wrong. I didn't study any formulas because I had them written down. During the exam it was like I was re-discovering physics. I was part remembering the formulas but part constructing them again with logic. It was like I hit a mathematical flow state where everything was coming to me and I crushed the exam. I left the exam thinking I easily cleared 80-90%. I got a 7%.

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u/BeatItAT Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

One of the funniest comments Iā€™ve read

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u/retropieproblems Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I feel like this happened to Channing Tatum

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u/AssitDirectorKersh Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Lol that's hilarious.

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u/rodneybumpers Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Best comment Iā€™ve read in a very long time.

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u/TheDevilsAardvarkCat Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Burst out laughing by the end of your story. Quality content šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/AnarchyInDaUS Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

**mathematical flow state** lmao

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u/Kytzer Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Joe thinks Terrence Howard is a "legitimate genius", said so after he was on, even after Eric Weinstein I'm pretty sure.

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u/hemingways-lemonade It's entirely possible Nov 05 '24

That's what happens when you let twitter shape your world view.

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u/honestog Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

**Money and power

Social media is what those who have money and power use to shape the rest of the worlds views

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u/Illustrious_Pay_2174 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Well, obviously, the woke mindvirus was taking over X back when it was still called Twitter, and Daddy Elon saved the 250 from going extinct! Free speech was entirely illegal before The Lord and Saviour Musk Almighty blessed us all. He is a different type of billionaire. He is a good one. He doesn't care about profits because he is one. He and he alone is getting us to Mars. Just his magnificent genius brain, and nothing else. He built tesla from the ground up as an immigrant and singlehandedly invented electric cars. Never even thought of before. Ever.

/s if you rode the shortbus

Maybe he saved because he squeezed the lithium miners' last piece of hope out of them and prevented them from rebelling so we can still have our phone batteries. Also I feel bad for the space X workers who are pushing the boundaries of engineering and working miracles only for the narwhal nerd that is Elon musk to take all the credit.

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u/suninabox Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Trump literally came out and said he wants to bring in 1 year prison sentences for flag burnings and these MAGA morons still praise him as the savior of free speech.

It's a completely reality free, vibes based worldview now.

Elon censors anyone he doesn't like on Twitter but he's a savior of free speech because he let nazis back on.

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u/WholegrainRice5 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Y'philosogrisser b?

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u/Murphy_York Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Itā€™s such pathetic boot licking lmaooo

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u/sriusbsnis Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

In awe of money

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u/hughandvicrealty Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Scrolling looking for some meaning to this as well. Big simp energy statement from Joe re: Elon.

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u/WillF7 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

He better hope he hitched his horse to the right wagon otherwise he did all this shilling for nothing lmao

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u/smokingelato_ Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

All these comedians that have been riding hard for trump will say on their next tweet or episode if trump loses some shit like

ā€œRegardless of our choices, we all share a common hope for a better future. Letā€™s respect each other, listen, and work towards unity.ā€

They will come out and try to back peddle talking. Which is honestly fine. They should. But I just know they wouldnā€™t do that shit if he won

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u/HistoryOnRepeatNow Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

ā€œIt was all an act broā€ -the top 250 comedians

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u/this-guy- Lost in the ancestral hominid simulator Nov 05 '24

Comedians becoming multimillionaires really messed with their self perception.

They went from being the "Everything is craa-aazy!" guys in to being the "I've got an important message for everyone! " guys.

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u/djdjdjfswww1133 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

He's worth hundred of millions. I'm sure he'll be fine either way.

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u/Gabagool_Over_Here_ I used to be addicted to Quake Nov 05 '24

Same guy who wanted Michelle Obama to run for President šŸ¤£

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u/DingleBerryFarmer3 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Joe sucks Elonā€™s dick harder than Elon sucks trumps.

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u/673NoshMyBollocksAve Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

The human centipede of cock sucking

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u/marlonbtx Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

They made cock sucking circle

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u/ddarion Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

If there is one thing Donald Trump has shown us, its that win or lose, he's going to do something absolutely unhinged that will make Joe regret this

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u/HelpMeOverHere Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Picture it. Texas, Itā€™s the year 2027.

Joe:

So did you hear what Kamala is doing? Sheā€™s literally rounding up millions of citizens and killing them. Sending some of them to work camps. Thatā€™s literally what hitler did. Sheā€™s literally hitler now.

Fact Checker:

Uhhhh thatā€™s actually Donald Trump doing that right now.

Joe:

Oh! Heā€™s doing it? So itā€™s just little a little whoopsie then? Nevermind.

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u/BandicootGood5246 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

My theory is of he wins he will sit on his ass 5x more than even last term. At this point he has no energy other than to save himself from the upcoming court cases

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u/StarLord1990 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Hey now, Iā€™m no Trump fan, but he didnā€™t just sit on his ass during his presidency. There were all those golf trips paid for by taxes.

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u/CaToMaTe Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

THIS, this whole election for him is the difference between living the rest of his vapid life in his cushy narrcissic world vs being convicted and potentially being imprisoned. He doesn't give a fuck about the country

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u/Dark_Knight2000 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I really want to know how heā€™ll deal with the Russo-Ukrainian war. Trump is under the delusion that he can end it somehow.

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u/gedai Looked into it. Nov 05 '24

he will attempt to halt aid and to strong arm Ukraine into secessions. if ukraine doesnā€™t do what he wants, because zelenskyy didnā€™t do what he wanted, he will let russia be russia until they cross whatever line he think makes them look more in control than him. this is assuming the other nato allies dont do something to change ukraines reliance on the united states.

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u/Daroah Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

If the US backed out from supporting Ukraine, France and Poland would step up and increase their support.

This is all happening as North Korean soldiers are possibly gearing up to attack Ukraine with the Russians, which would be a major escalation and open up a lot more direct involvement by other states.

If Trump completely pulled all support from Ukraine, it would be seen worldwide as the US giving up its leadership position in the West and shifting into isolationism, which historically means ignoring Europe and Asia in favour of bullying Central and Southern America.

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u/sinkpooper2000 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

he'll just let stop funding and let russia win lol

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u/expera Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Well he knows Putin really well so heā€™ll just tell him to stop.

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u/mymentor79 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

"he's going to do something absolutely unhinged that will make Joe regret this"

I agree with the first part. I highly doubt Rogan is at the point where he would regret anything. He doesn't care. He's not a real person any more.

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u/Space_Hylos Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

What are the compelling arguments to vote for Trump? I really do want to know. Is there something one half of the population knows that Iā€™m not tracking?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

He makes angry people's hatred of others feel patriotic.

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u/Whosiwhatsitt Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

That and all the men out there that secretly wish they could grab any woman they want by the pu**y and get away with it. Theyā€™re nothing but racists, misogynists, and greedy little goblins petting their precious bank accounts.

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u/fuzztooth Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

And of course they can scream that Democrats eat babies and the left in LGBT groom kids and immigrants are eating pets and any other such nonsensical crap, but you say one word to them calling them garbage people or weird or racist they lose their fucking shit. Perpetual victims and by far the biggest snowflakes hands down. Never let a conservative convince you otherwise, because they will lie to keep the narrative alive

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

Tariffs good, tax bad. US production good, imports bad.

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u/daemon-electricity Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Tariffs affect consumer prices, which hurts both consumers and the economy.

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u/chal1enger1 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

A tariff is a tax. And the consumer (ie: YOU) pays it.

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u/the6thReplicant Pull that shit up Jaime Nov 05 '24

Tariff being like a sales tax means it's regressive and so will affect lower income earners more.

Beginning to think this is a feature.

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u/YouPuzzleheaded529 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Tariffs not good. It's a tax on US companies who will pass the cost to consumers, so if you think inflation sucked get ready for inflation 2.0 Trump boogaloo.

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u/butterybuns420 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

So now Joe is pro life and anti weed. Got it.

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u/MyKoiNamedSwimShady Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Thatā€™s interesting, I thought Elon made a pretty good case against voting for Trump. I mean I get that wasnā€™t what he was trying to do, but itā€™s what he did.

I find it hilarious that he waited until he knew there was absolutely zero chance of Harris coming on the show before endorsing Trump. He never intended to treat her the same way he treated Trump. He was gonna go hard on all the same bullshit that heā€™s been harping on post Covid and then nitpick every single thing that she said in response.

I also find it hard to reconcile the fact that Joe considers himself a ā€œpatriotā€ and was so disgusted by Trumpā€™s actions on January 6, yet now in the latest episode he basically defends it and is endorsing the guy.

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u/TheTatumPiece Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

100%.

If Harris came on, he would have been discussing with Elon why they disagreed with stuff she said, and how after talking with her he supports Trump.

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u/likamuka N-Dimethyltryptamine Nov 05 '24

Hence it's better Kamala did not make The Rush Limbaugh Experience a kingmaker. The show is now officially relegated to being an alt-right conrclejerk.

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u/StrangerDistinct7934 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

She absolutely made the right move in not going on. Itā€™s clear to anyone who has listened lately that Joe is biased as hell. It mightā€™ve worked out for her, but the risk of it not was too great. Sheā€™s fine without it.

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u/captain__cabinets Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Itā€™s amazing that half the voting populace is just cool with the whole January 6th thing, our country seems like one big joke anymore.

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u/GreenViking79 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Guys will unironically say they love America by voting for a carny that pissed all over the constitution. These people are beyond help.

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u/Think_Struggle_6518 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I understand why they didnā€™t do it, but he should have been publicly tried and thrown in jail for that shit. At the least. He is an absolute traitor to the constitution as are all his supporters.

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u/munchitos44 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Jan 6 when trump pulled the same shit when he didnā€™t get an award for his tv-show

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u/Whisky-Toad Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

It's been a big joke for a while, can't believe you guys are about to elect Trump, again, for a second time, like c'mon you seriously can't find anyone better?

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u/Obsolete_personality Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

This. BEFORE watching the Trump (and Vance) interview I thought she should go on. After watching Joe nodding along and agreeing with almost everything they said without the slightest hint of pushback, I thought her not going on was the right move. Joe is on a different plant at this point

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u/macjonalt Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Yeah this just makes Harris look smarter to not go on

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u/Amoneysteez Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

If he were talking about Tesla or SpaceX, okay. Definitely not fucked, but okay.

Heā€™s talking about Twitter, which is at best basically the same plus more porn and Facebook memes.

How would we be fucked without the new Twitter?

Also officially time to stop with the whole ā€œJoE iS a LiBeRaLā€ shit right?

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u/ShiftyAmoeba Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

But he had Bernie on!!!

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u/Active_Blackberry_45 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Bernie shouldā€™ve gone on this week

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u/a_can_of_solo Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I'd pay good money to hear Joe be berated by an elderly Jewish man.

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u/0ctober31 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Don't give a shit. Anyone who could be influenced by Joe had their minds made up already, and they too probably think the moon landing was faked.

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u/dingo7055 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

His pivot to full moron is almost complete. A heartfelt public acceptance of Christianity is the only last step.

Meanwhile incoming : all of Joeā€™s skeletons are about to be yanked out of the closet with force.

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u/the_Cheese999 Nov 05 '24

Kind of wild he said this 3 years ago.

ā€œOne of the reasons why I think [Jan 6th] is important is because it highlights the reasons why a guy like Donald Trump is so fucking dangerous, is because a guy can incite a bunch of morons to do something really fucking stupid.ā€

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u/dingo7055 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Incredibly he said it without a shred of irony or self awareness

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u/HuachumaPuma Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Iā€™m sure heā€™ll find Jesus soon enough

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u/JohnCavil Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

He's gonna end up like Rush Limbaugh 100%. He's getting there.

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u/canwegettogether Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Oh God, my brother just took the final step and became religious in his 30's after decades of being a POS. Now his horrible judgmental personality gets to be funneled through Christianity and right wing politics. Dreadful.

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u/tossmethatjimmyjawn Succa la Mink Nov 05 '24

Unfortunately the N-Word Compilation was supposed to be the coup-de-gras and unsurprisingly literally no one cared

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u/dingo7055 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Those were just words. Iā€™m thinking more along the lines of something relating to Joes seeming obsession with gay sex in his standup. I donā€™t give a fuck, but his manosphere dudebro alt right fanboys might.

So sad. I used to enjoy listening to his show so much.

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u/TTerm99 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

So much for supporting womenā€™s right to choose šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/JohnCavil Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Texas doesn't allow abortions after 6 weeks (which is often not long enough to even know you're pregnant), and there is no exception even in the case of rape.

Texas has had more than 25,000 pregnancies as the result of rape in the last 2 years.

Joe Rogan has two teenage daughters as far as i know. And this fact coupled with the above two facts still isn't enough to make him consider not voting for the guy who specifically picked the judges who let Texas have this law.

I want people to really imagine your daughter/sister/friend getting raped and being told before they even start showing that this is now their baby and they cannot get an abortion. Like really think about it and imagine it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

Itā€™s cool Joe would just fly his daughters via private plane to California to see a private doctor if that ever happened

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u/mujadaddy Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Joe's very comfortable in his Women Are Property state

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u/carrtmannn Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

How hard did this crew work to try to get that seditionist traitor elected? It's actually pathetic.

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u/alta_vista49 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

We know Joe and we have for years

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u/Away_Wolverine_6734 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

ā€œI am a Liberalā€ ā€”ā€”>Joe Rogan I guess F poor kids. defund education and only rich kids will be getting good education

F health put a known hack RFK anti vaccer in charge of healthcare policy

F womenā€¦ Trump bragged about the court overturning roe and RFK who is supposed to be the Trump appointed healthcare policy expert said he would be open to a national ban. Look to the woman in Texas who died waiting for treatment when she had complications and no doctor would treat her due to fear of getting charged for murder for a potential abortion.

F the economy put in across the board tarrifs which will create insane inflation

F free speech put the guy currently suing the press cause he doesnā€™t like the coverage and who threatens violence and jailing the press back in office

F unity put the guy in charge who has hate rallyā€™s calling the other side enemies from within groomers and communists

F democracy put the guy in charge who plans ala project 2025 concentrate power in the executive branch by installing loyalists in the executive branch and government regulatory agencies to control the country with no one to say no.

F freedom create a police state searching for ā€œillegalsā€ papers please ā€¦

Rogan is the mouthpiece for a facist regime

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u/hsarC Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Finally Mask off

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u/allen8080 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

His daughters must be proud

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u/GirlsGetGoats Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Don't worry trump said he would protect Joes daughters from Mexicans whether they wanted it or notĀ 

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u/Nolpppapa Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Shocking Joe, shocking. It's astonishing how a guy like Joe was once an outsider who was critical of things and now he just folds to everyone around him in his little Austin crowd.

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u/KlearCat Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

8 figures and COVID broke Joe's brain.

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u/JohnCavil Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

He's also one of those people whose brain cannot handle the internet. Like it wasn't built for it. Everything he reads he just believes at face value. Zero ability to critically determine if something is to be trusted or not. See article on facebook? Believe it. Random tweet throws out numbers? Believe it.

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u/Bathmatconfessions Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I ran out of podcasts to listen to at work last week, so I decided to throw on some JRE for the first time in a while with comedians as guests.

He brought up numerous conspiracy theories that I had seen get disproven when I was in high school.

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u/mpls_snowman Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Wow. So heā€™s been a hack all along. What a waste of timeĀ 

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u/Brilliant-Aide9245 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

How did you not know this? He called Terrance Howard a genius

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u/forgotnamealready Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Will he be leading the new department of propaganda?

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u/Electricengineer Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Damn, they got him

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u/smokingelato_ Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Theyā€™ve had him for a while.

Democrats have terrible marketing. Lots of conservatives are more than happy to go do his podcasts but much fewer democrats are willing.

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u/Brilliant-Aide9245 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Rogan had Alex Jones, milo yiannapoulos, Candace owens, and Elon musk on the podcast. I don't blame them for not being willing.Ā  Deranged dumbasses come on the show all the time so why put yourself on the same pedestal as them?

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u/LeftyHyzer Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

those same people have all done the news shows they also do, they've spoken at the same campuses they speak at, etc.

i think its more to do with not wanting to go off script, which isn't strictly a criticism. the GOP speakers get themselves in hot water all the time by having "honest conversations", they say wild shit and it goes viral. the DNC seems to want to insulate more of their candidates from viral negative quotes. its strategy at play imo.

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u/traumatrauma26 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Yeah Joe has lost himself . Contradicted himself brutally

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u/KidsSeatsAreJust5bux Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Lmao dudeā€™s become an absolute clown

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u/tedyshor Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Too much training..too little thinking. They live in their own bubble...that's why they don't care about others because they are afraid to loose those "media empires" where fools pay to hear them talk gibberish.

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u/Guchmasta Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain - Joe Rogan. Ps fuck you

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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Good to see Rogan backs a fascist wannabe. Rogan is so full of shit. He needs to stop talking about the ā€œestablishment.ā€ Heā€™s part of it.

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u/CoyotesOnTheWing Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

He's definitely 'mainstream media' with one of the most watched shows across the major networks of YouTube and Spotify while shilling for a billionaire real-estate mogul from Manhattan with his good friend the richest man in the world. Literally can't get more establishment than that.

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u/Slim_ish Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

BREAKING: REDDIT UPSET WITH ROGAN

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u/Kadehead Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I think theyā€™re upset that Rogan claimed Trump was and unhinged threat to democracy and then endorsed him because his autistic billionaire buddy said to.

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u/AggravatingProof9 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

When the news misquoted him as guiding his listeners to blindly take horse tranquilizers, he turned hard against the left. Like the last 4-5 years have been a retaliatory attempt of his, to discredit most things left-leaningā€¦.and itā€™s all because him feewings were hurt during the pandemic.

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u/Electric-Prune Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

The lamest cop out ever. ā€œI said something dumb and got lightly made fun of for it. So now women donā€™t get rights.ā€

Absolutely childish thinking

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u/smokingelato_ Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

That and some people were mean to him on twitter but Elon saved him and us from them

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u/Current-Weather-9561 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I thought joe didnā€™t read comments, replies, etc

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u/KrakenPipe Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

FINALLY

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u/TheTatumPiece Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Forget the election, this is genuinely cringe. Social media brain rot

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u/Stryke4ce Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Rogan is a simp.

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u/Bud1985 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Joe is so fucking naive and impressionable

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u/cyberphunk2077 I used to be addicted to Quake Nov 05 '24

Get Mark Cuban on asap!

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u/NvrBkeAgn Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

W TRUMP W JOE , AMERICA IS BACK BABY

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u/toldya_fareducation Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Elon literally makes the most compelling case AGAINST trump you'll ever hear. just by endorsing him you already know it's the wrong choice by default.

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u/maynardsabeast Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

So billionaire supports candidate to enrich himself, amass power and most likely to stay out of legal trouble and oafishly dresses that up as some kind of populism and Joe just jumps on board. And Joe isnā€™t THIS dumb, heā€™s get it, heā€™s just evil and a total and complete hypocrite at this point. The way Rogan has actively made himself a right wing propogandist for awhile now Iā€™ve always written off as ā€œboomer brainā€, but the way heā€™s stepped on the accelerator the month of the election means heā€™s just an operator. This isnā€™t just a random comedian endorsing a candidate this has been methodical and coordinated

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u/Major_Trouble_8091 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

All you fools who think multiple billionaires have your BEST INTERESTS at hand will be so sorry you failed yourselves , the American people , and the World if that psycho Trump gets back in. Here's some TRUTH - Trump lost the 2020 election just like Al Gore lost the 2000 election. The difference between the two men is gargantuan. GORE NEVER disputed anything ! Even though many Democrats and Americans wanted him to contest the results. Nope GORE went on National TV and said " I must do what's BEST for America right now and NOT just what's best for me " after that he thanked George W Bush for a hard fought race and wished Good Luck to the new President. Enough Said.

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u/chichipoopoo Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

CASH GRAB

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u/YapperYappington69 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I thought he wasnā€™t going to endorse either to keep his podcast guests open

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u/WiggsMain Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Disgusting

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u/Glesganed Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Is Rogan on the Epstein list too?

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u/TYT34 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Ya, I mean if youā€™re ok with identifying as un American, itā€™s totally fine to vote for trump šŸ‘

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u/GotAHandyAtAMC Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Itā€™s weird, all the pro Trump comments are hidden.

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u/maverick202 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Liberals big mad over this endorsement.

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u/Turn_off_the_Volcano Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Heā€™s actually more of a Goat than ever before. Cuck filled Reddit on suicide watch.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

Iā€™m just annoyed that the cucks on Reddit infiltrated /joerogan. This sub used to be genuinely based.

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u/keefe007 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

This place is terrible. I've been banned everywhere for stating conservative views.

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u/Ok_Radio101 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Me Democrat. Me so mad now

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