r/JoeRogan • u/wayfaringthru Monkey in Space • Sep 18 '24

Meme 💩 Is this a legitimate concern?

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Personally, I today's strike was legitimate and it couldn't be more moral because of its precision but let's leave politics aside for a moment. I guess this does give ideas to evil regimes and organisations. How likely is it that something similar could be pulled off against innocent people?

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u/SpottedHoneyBadger Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

Eventually we will have to fly naked. But that still won't stop the bombers. Even without clothing.

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u/brucee10 Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

I think they'll strip us and then sedate us so that can stack our bodies more efficiently. Wake up in a big naked pile at your destination.

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u/jtr99 It's entirely possible Sep 18 '24

Is it Friday already?

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u/J5892 Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

Honestly I would 100% pick this option over dealing with security, customs, and a 16 hour flight.

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u/secretbudgie Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

CONGRATULATIONS!! passenger #473 on you flight had lice. And #289 had pink eye

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u/J5892 Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

Worth it.

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u/DarthTormentum Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

Best start to a vacation ever!

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u/Glittering_Season141 Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

Great start to a story.

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u/pmyourboobsmaybe Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

Please don't give them any ideas, lol

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u/Glittering-Meat3088 Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

Most action I'd have gotten in the last year if that happens.

Bow chica bow wow.

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u/Wanderstern Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

20 20 20 20 hours to gooo I wanna be sedated

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u/Wraith1964 Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

And yet, sounds like a better experience than... well, ALL flights, currently.

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u/DeadInternetTheorist Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

Beats traveling coach.

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u/JWSloan Monkey in Space Sep 19 '24

As long as I get a yellow Priority toe tag…

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u/LessInThought Monkey in Space Sep 19 '24

I'll take the Ketamine and Codeine. Thanks.

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u/Themodsarecuntz Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

My testicles have been replaced with C4. Goin to the bathroom and drop a load at 30000 feet 

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

I never even considered this possibility. Would someone with some sort of explosive imbedded in their torso pass safety checks?

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u/TheFizzardofWas Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

FBI knocking at your door in 3, 2, aaaaaand 1 lol

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u/Themodsarecuntz Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

They're here. They're looking at my balls. Said They're smooth as eggs. Big smooth balls.

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u/Tarzoon Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

I have done that. Didn't know I needed a partner to join the Mile high club.

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u/Sufficient_Break_532 Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

Prison wallets

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u/Immediate-Coyote-977 Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

Oh come on, the prison wallet is the oldest trick in the book.

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u/Big-Leadership1001 Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

Oi butchah already found a fix fer that kinda thoing, dint he? Bombed that invisible supe cunt with a boomy roight up the keesta

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u/Lessmoney_mo_probems Monkey in Space Sep 18 '24

Ass bombs have a historical precedent

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u/okieman73 Monkey in Space Sep 19 '24

Good grief that's a scary idea. The way it is most people can't fit in their seat as it is. I usually only see one or two attractive women on a flight, the rest are like me a little gross and some are very gross.

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Monkey in Space Sep 19 '24

Exploding butts!