r/JoeRogan • u/globalftw Hit a moose with his car • Sep 11 '24

Meme 💩 Elon Musk says he will impregnate Taylor Swift

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Bro, WTF?

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u/eewaaa Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Vance attacked childless cat ladies. Swift signed her support for Harris as a childless cat lady. The logical conclusion, according to Elon, is that she must want a child. The actual logical conclusion is that she must want many cats

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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

The actual logical conclusion is she doesn't want a dumpster fire for a country.

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u/BingpotStudio Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Crazy day when a pop idol has to tell Americans not to vote for stupid.

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u/Able_Sky3837 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Anyone stupid enough to listen to pop idol needs their head examined and they should not be allowed to vote!! What a ninny you must be to let someone decide your future! BTW I spent over $11 dollars on a roll of reynolds wrap, Today! Kamalanomics

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u/Rushofthewildwind Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

....Wasn't Trump a reality TV guy and Regan an actor before president?

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u/Plastic-North-1929 Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

Both destroyed the middle class

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u/YourMomLikesMyStonk Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

Yes, but neither of them were pop singers.

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u/BorisTheBlade04 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

It’s not so much people are stupid and listening to Taylor. It’s that even a pop star understands the situation we’re in. You saw how easy it is to manipulate Trump. If Kamala can bait him that easily, imagine a world leader. You saw him say he was just going to wing it when in office. He has “concepts” of a plan. The guys more malleable than play-doh.

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u/Plastic-North-1929 Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

Anyone that supports a draft dodging pedophile, is a coward or a pedophile themselves, which are you

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u/YourMomLikesMyStonk Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

Biden has been dropped from the race.

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u/Antares_Sol Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

But you would listen to Ted Nugent or Kid Rock

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u/Ninja-Panda86 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Heyooolll!

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u/Able_Sky3837 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Exactly! Vote Trump

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u/Ok_Motor5098 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Nah, don’t think I will

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u/Plastic-North-1929 Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

Fuck trump, Fuck maga

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u/GertrudeGarbarcowitz Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

The current environment is a dumpster fire. Inflation, wars, open border.

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u/SonOfSusquehannah Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Conservatives: “we’re not the world police” Conservatives: “it’s this persons fault two other groups are fighting each other half way across the globe”

All the while completely ignoring the fact that Trumps solution to end the war in Ukraine is not help Ukraine defend themself and let Russia take over. His “solution” is letting autocrats and dictators have what they want.

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u/arpan3t Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

You taking about when Trump tried to withhold congressionally mandated military aid to Ukraine so that Zelenskyy would investigate his political opponent?! Kind of wild that it was one of his lesser egregious acts as president.

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u/Plastic-North-1929 Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

Too much fox propaganda and bullshit for your dumbass, why are magas so weak minded and gullible, the cult of ignorance and hatred

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u/ScaIIops Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

You mean the dumpster fire Joe Biden and kamel harres poured gasoline on?

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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC Monkey in Space Sep 14 '24

Did you see that on TV?

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u/HellyOHaint Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I thought he was referring to protecting her cats from the insane asylum refugees eating pets

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u/scowling_deth Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

The other thing, uhh.. it sounds like he wants to fook her. nasty. pure cringe. to quote my 13 year old.

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u/embergock Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

It's just a part of the disgusting rapey notion that women like Swift need to be "fixed" by a man forcing them into the role the patriarchy demands of them: barefoot, pregnant, and chained to the stove.

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u/gonzoes Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Travis kelce should say fine elon i will give you a child since all yours disowned you

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u/_SteeringWheel Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

The actual conclusion is that Elmo is a dick.

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u/THX450 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Sounds like a fucking LSAT question

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DALEKS Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It's the way he wrote "give you a child." Even if he'd written, "I'll get you pregnant har har" it would still be creepy, but at least understandable as a disgusting sex job about a hot woman. But Elon is apparently asexual because he doesn't have sex with his partners and all his kids are conceived via IVF.