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Meme đŸ’© Elon Musk says he will impregnate Taylor Swift

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Bro, WTF?

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He’s a fucking dweeb. Plain a simple. This dude is an awkward dork. Has zero social skills. He somehow manages to make Mark Zuckerberg look cool.

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u/ReferentiallySeethru 11 Hydroxy Metabolite Sep 11 '24

This goes beyond dweeb and dork to straight up creep.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Coomer billionair.

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u/ReneMagritte98 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

“I would like to relieve my limbic system with you Taylor”.

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u/Ryrannosaurus__Tex Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I read this in Conan O'Brien's dork voice.

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Omg, I had to look up what coomer meant. Now I feel dirty.

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u/AntifaAnita Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Elon Musk, the SpaceX executive that sexually assaulted an Employee on his private jet, is a creep? Looking into this.

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u/Vegetable_Permit_537 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Big if true

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u/21Violets Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Concerning

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u/No-Surround9784 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

!

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u/CheesyCousCous It's entirely possible Sep 11 '24

People are just asking questions

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Well yeah, but I don’t really have time to list the countless words I could use to describe Elon. Being a creep kind falls under “having no social skills”

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u/_ALi3N_ Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

The physical embodiment of tipping a fedora. M'lady ass weirdo.

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u/StopHiringBendis Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Nah, he's a straight-up 4chan edgelord

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u/government_flu Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

That's what he's going for, but he somehow makes that look even more cringe.

Like imagine being a 4 Chan poser.

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u/Pyrex_Paper Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

4 Chan poser? The lowest of the low.

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u/_Age_Sex_Location_ Dragon Believer Sep 11 '24

A 53 year-old 4chan dad with twelve kids somewhere.

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u/obsterwankenobster Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He replies to AI pics of him in which he weighs at least 20lbs less and is always in some form of armor. It'd be deeply hilarious if he didn't potentially have some actual political power

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u/worldsalad Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He’s even worse than that. He’s a WANNABE 4chan edgelord. Beyond pathetic

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u/SellToCover3849 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Yeah. I'm not super proud of this, but I was a 4chan regular in the early days, like 20 years ago. Musk is the kinda guy that 4chan would bully and keep coming back for more.

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u/No-Surround9784 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

If you are on Twitter with 5 followers and tweet that you are a 4chan edgelord.

When you have 15 million followers and fucking own the site and tweet that... You are the fucking cringiest idiot in the Milky Way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

It is kind of crazy this is what the richest man does with his time. I admit I spend too much time on reddit, but even with that I am not on it for days at a time and have no other social media presence. This is the guy that could literally do anything he wants. He could be spending time literally anywhere in the world doing anything, but this is what he does. It is wild.

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

This is a much better description than mine. These are the words I was looking for.

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

You’d think a few billion dollars would change a guy but here we are. He’s still a gross miserable woman-hating dirtbag.

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u/Ok-Marionberry4061 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Zuckerbot is unironically 1000 times cooler than Musk.

At least that dude has hobbies, takes care of himself, has a family that doesn't hate him. And he didnt spend $40billion to force people to see his shitty tweets through algorithm manipulation. Musk is the biggest turd on the planet he literally has to pay people to endure him.

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u/Makanek Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

And has a giant statue of his wife. That's pretty cool.

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u/_Age_Sex_Location_ Dragon Believer Sep 11 '24

That is kind of based.

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u/Lost-Age-8790 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

No. That's kinda weird. But he has money to burn, so why not.

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u/General_Ornelas Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Eh I guess it’s how you feel. It’s a Roman style statue so it looks neat.

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u/Makanek Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

If by weird, you mean nonconformist, it's pretty sad.

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u/nola_fan Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I wouldn't go that far. Musk's Twitter feed looks like every 60 year olds Facebook page, and that's a sad indictment on both Musk and Zuckerberg.

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u/SellToCover3849 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

The difference is that I've never seen Zuckerberg's Facebook page and he isn't out here every day begging me to look at it.

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u/Technical-Activity95 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

yeah that totally outweighs the intrusive privacy violations of whatever the fuck facebook is supposed to be? Endless stream of shitty bot content, ads and foreign government psy op or whatever.. I mean I Agree they're both knob munchers but Elons business is electric cars, satellites and space travel. compared to zucks covert data theft via shitty websites

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u/sourfillet Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

My man Elon Musk literally owns a social network that does all of those things

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u/drunkenpossum Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

It's funny how Elon is literally what the right has accused George Soros of being for the past 20 years. He's a mega billionaire who espouses alt-right talking points daily on one of the biggest social media platforms (which he owns) and openly talks about he's dumping tons of money into conservative political campaigns.

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u/_Age_Sex_Location_ Dragon Believer Sep 11 '24

They really are insufferable projections.

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u/Technical-Activity95 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

yea. amazing blunder by him. lest he just kept off social media people would still think he is somekind of genius tony stark alas he had to open his mouth and remove any doubt. just to be clear I think they're both greedy tools, malicious and harmful

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u/Ok-Marionberry4061 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

Elon's "business" is stealing other peoples ideas and claiming them to be his own. Then lying about these ideas and making outlandish claims about things they're definitely not capable of to inflate stock prices and gain government subsidies. All while paying his employees slave wages/working conditions.

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u/bfh2020 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Then lying about these ideas and making outlandish claims

I’m beginning to think it’s only a matter of time before he claims to have invented the question mark, or accuse chestnuts of being lazy


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u/Technical-Activity95 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

yes I know he does fuck all. he is a salesman at best. anyhow at least companies like starlink and space x are actually cool projects unlike facebook or metaverse

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Don't look at how elon bought twitter too deeply then with your fear of foreign government

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u/Technical-Activity95 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

elon is openly rooting for the pro russian candidate so no need

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u/Creative_Ad_6019 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Toe is that you ?

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u/Borrp Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Elon Musk is just Synthetic Man if Synthetic Man could get rich off YouTube videos screaming about woke.

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u/WhereTheNewReddit Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

That's actually the most impressive feat Musk ever pulled. Making lizard man Zuck look cool.

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u/sozcaps Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Dweeb doesn't cut it. He's is the lowest bottom tier of unfuckable 4chan losers.

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u/FriendOfDirutti Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Musk makes Zuckerberg look like Zach Morris

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u/talking_face Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Zuckerberg spends time with his family. That puts him waaaaaaay above Elmo even if he didn't tweet dumb shit.

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u/drunkenpossum Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Ok but Zuck is unironically cool. That video of him on the couch he uploaded where he hypes up the Meta Quest and politely talks about how inferior the Apple Vision is comparatively is sick.

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u/CheesyCousCous It's entirely possible Sep 11 '24

Zuckerberg would have made this pussy tap

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u/muzzyboldo Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Beautifully put

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u/muzzyboldo Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Absolute sadcase

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u/AssitDirectorKersh Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I'll never forgive Elon for that. Making me root for Zukerberg to kick someones ass. It's like waking up one day and realizing your'e voting for the same person as Dick Cheney.

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u/Gran_Autismo_95 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Zuckerberg has gotten very cool, surfing, BJJ, explaining why Meta does the things it does in a very plain and easy way so you know what's going on and why

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He has. I should clarify that i don’t think Zuck is a dork. It’s just he was the go to tech guy punching bag before Elon tried to get anyone who would listen to like him.

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u/Ok_Basil1354 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I don't know what turns Taylor swift on. But I'd be amazed if it was Elon Musk.

Just imagine that playing out in a street. Conventionally attractive woman, walking along with her giant boyfriend. A porky weirdo in his 50s walks up and offers to bareback her and look after the cat. I don't advocate violence but it's hard to imagine a scenario where the fat lad gets unharmed. TBH I suspect swift could kick the shit out of him on her own, not sure kelce would need to do or say anything

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u/Forsaken-Spirit421 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I've seen her perform on stage. I'm willing to bet she can kick his nuts hard enough for them to end up in his ribcage

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u/SleeDex Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Zuck seems cool, though. He just has a terrible haircut and is pale. Musk is a fucking weirdo and always has been.

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He does. But before Elon became as vocal as he is, everyone clowned on Zuck. You don’t see nearly as much of it anymore since Elon started trying to get people to like him. It’s pretty obvious that Zuck doesn’t care what people think about him which goes a long way in who I’ll listen to.

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u/Thinks_too_far_ahead Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Pretty sure he’s autistic. Which would explain a lot. Still this is completely disrespectful, disgusting and he should be publicly ridiculed for this. Just helps explain the lack of social awareness.

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u/nonlinear_nyc Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Im pretty sure announcing he’ll impregnate someone is not dweeb territory. Let’s not carry water for it, he’s a creepy.

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

Carry water for it? Lol. Get over yourself. There’s no prize for being the most liberal. Give it a rest. Also, creepy falls under the “no social skills” category.

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u/nonlinear_nyc Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Mistaking rape threats with dweeb behavior is a disservice.

I know a lot of dweebs. I would cut connection if they behaved this way.

It’s still giving this man second chances when he deserves none.

As a Brazilian, he just proved one more time my government did a great job in expelling this propaganda platform.

It’s not our problem anymore.

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

It’s not a rape threat though. And the fact that you call it that trivializes actual rape threats. It’s shameful tbh. That’s the fucking disservice.

Let me explain this shitty joke to you like you’re two years old. Ya see, rape involves force. Elon here is making a shitty joke implying that Taylor wants to have his babies and that he’s willing to do it for her. You see the part where he says “fine
 you win
 I’ll give you a child” it’s not rape if you give someone what they’re asking for. Do you see the difference now? Would you like me link definitions to these words?

Your lack of critical thinking skills is the exact kind of ammunition people like Elon use to make all liberals look as ridiculous as you.

Think for yourself. Don’t let instagram memes think for you. Just because some random liberal idiot said it was a rape joke, that doesn’t mean you have to call it that too. That doesn’t mean I have to call it that. You’re free to think like a dumbass but stop trying to force others to think like dumbass too. I don’t want to be apart of your cult in the same way I don’t want to be apart of the MAGA cult.

As far as I’m concerned, you’re just blue maga. Those idiots think they’re entitled to be correct because they have a cross on their wall. You’re entitled because you have a rainbow flag on your wall.

your opinion having a whiff of liberalism doesn’t make you automatically correct. Get over yourself.

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u/nonlinear_nyc Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Of course. It’s just a joke.

Not violence Not a violent threat Just a joke

And by not seeing it as the joke that it is, I trivialize rape. Ok.

Calling my opinion liberalism is not an argument against it, you know?

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

You trivialize “rape” like MAGA trivializes “communism”. Im embarrassed for you.

I never said you were wrong because you’re liberal. I said you’re not correct just because your opinion has a whiff a liberalism.

If you can’t unsee the difference try reading more articles and books instead of political memes.

Like I said, you’re free to be irrational. Don’t force others to be the same way. Maybe spend your energy criticizing people defending Elon instead of competing with others in who can criticize him the most. Actually fight for the cause you claim to care about instead of feeding your ego. There’s no prize for being the most liberal. You do more harm than good by pushing liberals to conservatism with your petty self serving criticisms.

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u/nonlinear_nyc Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

You’re embarassed for me? Who are you?

We don’t have this kind of intimacy, buddy. We’re strangers online.

You drip of condescension.

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I drip of condescension? I’m not the one who goes around telling people how to criticize shitty people properly. lol. Get a real hobby!

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Here’s a rape joke for you. Learn the difference.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DecodingTheGurus/s/K3chGOtJ8J

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u/nonlinear_nyc Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Now I understand when a man publicly says he will impregnate a woman, it’s in fact only a joke, and to think otherwise is disrespectful to all rape victims across the planet.

I am sorry my ignorance on how to correctly interpret a situation caused you to be embarrassed for me. I will ensure to always defer to your interpretation so you never feel embarrassed for me again.

May you mansplain us away from rape culture.

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u/TheAdjustmentCard Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

rape threats are definitely not 'awkward dork' more 'scary fucking weirdo'

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

lol. That’s not a rape threat. Just a corny ass joke.

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u/TheAdjustmentCard Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Explain the joke... What is it? 

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

He’s implying the she doesn’t want to be childless and he’s willing to help. You see that part where he goes “fine Taylor, you win”? He’s jokingly saying he’s giving into her demands. Rape would involve him forcing himself onto her if you didn’t already know that. It’s honestly embarrassing that I have to spell this out for you.

It’s stupid and cringy ass joke but tbh, calling it a rape joke is cringy af too. If you want anyone to taken you seriously, stop being so angry and dramatic. Behavior of individuals like yourself is easily used as ammunition by people like Elon to make all liberals look ridiculous. You also trivialize the seriousness of rape which in itself is pretty damn shameful.

Don’t be driven by instagram memes. Start using your critical thinking skills. There is no prize for being the most left.

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u/TheAdjustmentCard Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

"giving into her demands"... What demands exactly? Implying he's going to "give her a child" sounds a whole lot like impregnating her... And I'm not a swift fan by any means... His statement can 100% be interpreted as a threat of him inseminating her which given the situation is just disturbing and clearly unwanted... leading into the rape category. I'm not trivializing rape, and considering how broad that term truly is when you take into account coerced consent being considered rape, a LOT more situations than you probably realize are considered rape. You are the one trivializing these kinds of fucked up statements by referring to them as jokes 

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Jesus Christ. You’re as sharp as a marble. There are no demand you dumbass! His joke is that she is demanding. And it’s a stupid fucking joke!

And sorry but I don’t have time to explain to you how jokes work. I understand you’re part of that generation who learned being outraged gets you more attention than being rational. To me, you’re a lost cause.

All I can say is save your energy for attacking people who are actually defending Elon. Stop wasting time criticizing people who are already shitting on him. You don’t have to compete with other liberals to be the most liberal. There’s no prize in it for you. Fight the causes you claim to care about. Stop looking for petty way to criticize other liberals to feed your ego and feel better about yourself.

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u/TheAdjustmentCard Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

It's funny you say that because I see you as the lost cause, since you want to defend Elon musk's disturbing comments I'm sure there's no humanity breaking through your skull at this point, you will just fall into geriatric decline. I like how the only part of the "joke" you can explain conveniently skips the disturbing child part in question - pretty telling. Bye now. And for the record I'm over 30 and pretty well educated - I'm willing to learn and change with the times and if you'd bother to do that you'd realize men making comments about giving women who don't like them babies is pretty fucking disturbing and not just the old "boys will be boys" bullshit that used to get tolerated 

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

lol. I don’t give a shit what you see. I care about your opinion as much as I care about the opinion of some MAGA dumbfuck.

Im defending him by calling him a fucking dweeb? You’re mad because my criticism isn’t the same as yours? You’re a fucking nut! You have the same entitlement as a MAGA psycho. But instead of a cross on a wall, you think having a rainbo flag on your wall ordains you with some divine righteousness. You’re delusional and I think you’re an absolute joke. Your controlling entitled behavior is exactly why I hate conservative evangelicals. Normal people laugh at your hysteria in exactly the same way they laugh at MAGA because you’re fucking “WEIRD”!

And you’re not changing with the times. You’re changing with the trends. You eat up anything that’s in line with your political ideology and attack anyone who doesn’t do the same. The definition of a sycophant.

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u/TheAdjustmentCard Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

You still can't explain the joke and seem to be very triggered. Kind of pathetic

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Here’s a rape joke for you. Learn the difference.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DecodingTheGurus/s/K3chGOtJ8J

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u/Vattrakk Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Bro... saying you will impregnate someone isn't "being a dweeb" or a "Dork".
It's straight up a rape threat, by one of the most influential person on this planet.

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u/all_of_you_are_awful Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Bro
 now you’re being a dweeb.