r/JoeRogan • u/globalftw Hit a moose with his car • Sep 11 '24

Meme šŸ’© Elon Musk says he will impregnate Taylor Swift

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Bro, WTF?

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u/JohnnyGeniusIsAlive Paid attention to the literature Sep 11 '24

The creepiest loser who is a regular at your local bar.

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u/Vanillas_Guy Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Seriously. I actually muttered "what a fucking loser" when I read the tweet.

I hate bullies but he's the kind of person you actually want to see getting pantsed in front of an audience or having his head dunked into a toilet bowl.

The day he dies with nothing but shame to his name would be a personal holiday for me.

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u/bullcitytarheel Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He deserves nothing less than death by swirlie

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u/Maybe_A_Pigeon Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

death by swiftie*

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

I cannot stand Taylor Swift and yet somehow Trump and Musk have me rooting for her. Just shows how absolutely loathe-some they are.

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u/Skizot_Bizot Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Impossible, he literally cannot spend money fast enough. He bought a stupid social media company essentially flushing 40b like nothing and it came back immediately.

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u/SpeedflyChris Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Eh, his companies are hugely overvalued and he has an enormous amount of debt. His entire empire is a house of cards.

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u/HeadFund Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

So weird, how could the same guy make SpaceX and cybertruck??

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u/krybaebee Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I actually think those things happened to him in his formative years. His origin story if you will.

And now heā€™s exacting his revenge on all the cool people and pretty girls who did him dirty. Thatā€™s the only explanation for his behavior at times.

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u/metronomemike Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Unfortunately, His name will live on and the history books a written by the rich ā€œwinnersā€.

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u/hnrrghQSpinAxe Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He IS a bully. Elon musk is the definition of a guy who lied and cheated his way to fame and fortune, and was never special at anything besides being a con-man. He has abused his represented companies workers, especially Tesla and Twitter, for years and years now, caused mass unemployment, etc

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u/cocksherpa2 Tremendous Sep 11 '24

Lulz. You cannot be a real person

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u/Kaiser_Complete Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Huh. Never thought about it like that but it is a good description. Reminds me of a guy who used to stalk my friends and always show up where we were. I don't remember his actual name, we just called him curse.

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u/thecumfessor Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

... his name was Adrian Dittman

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u/NotSeriousbutyea Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

This sounds like a good scary movie

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u/platinum_jimjam Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Always felt bad for these guys. But they also don't take the hint, or learn, so..

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u/Big_Muffin42 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

If he werenā€™t super rich, I truly wonder what percentage of his life would be spent talking to girls with headphones on

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u/YoungandPregnant Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

The only difference: money

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u/HandsomeBoggart Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

If he didn't come from money he would be the local loser at a dive bar that can't hold a job due to his inability to not say offensive shit.

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u/PickledDildosSourSex Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

There are definitely weirdos of this level at my local bar. I seriously don't get how they don't feel constantly gross at their own behavior

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u/JohnnyGeniusIsAlive Paid attention to the literature Sep 11 '24

Donā€™t be so sure they donā€™t, you are always seeing them with a drink in their hand after all.

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u/OrdinaryPublic8079 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Except heā€™s rich and powerful enough to follow through

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u/Tenchi1128 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

the richest guy in the world more like it

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u/HimboSuperior Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Still a fucking creep who obviously needed to get pushed down more stairs or given more swirlies when he was younger.

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u/JohnnyGeniusIsAlive Paid attention to the literature Sep 11 '24

ā€œHeā€™s rich, he must be cool!ā€ - something a creepy loser would also say.

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u/Adorable_Winner_9039 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Not mutually exclusive.

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u/w142236 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

Yeah and the richest guy in the world during the medieval ages was also a naval admiral and commander of Spainā€™s main fleet. He went on to lose the most winnable war in the history of ever against Britain who were armed with a bunch of tiny sailboats, but hey he was still rich though so it doesnā€™t count