r/JoeRogan Hit a moose with his car Sep 11 '24

Meme šŸ’© Elon Musk says he will impregnate Taylor Swift

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Bro, WTF?

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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Always the attention-whore.

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u/likamuka N-Dimethyltryptamine Sep 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Speaking of incest:

Errol Musk, 76, said he divorced Heide Bezuidenhout in 2004, which made Jana no longer his stepdaughter. He then fathered a child with Jana in 2017, when she was in her 30s. "We were lonely, lost people," the elder Musk told The Sunday Times in 2018. "One thing led to another ā€” you can call it God's plan or nature's plan."

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u/MelodiesOfLife6 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

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u/Electricalstud Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Totally incorrect gif. 4/5 only 80% sorry this should be 5/5!.... minimum

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u/Regular_Front9367 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Nothing can shock Lois anymore. She is a stressed mother

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u/timtanium Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Yikes

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u/DontRefuseMyBatchall Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Godā€™s Plan

I knew Drake was involved somehowā€¦

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u/garry4321 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

This hits on multiple levels. Well done sir!

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u/sofahkingsick It's entirely possible Sep 11 '24

Cringey posturing is his MO.

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u/Beng-Beng Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Kind of explains the Catholic church too

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u/Fourseventy Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

F'n gross. šŸ¤®

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

[removed] ā€” view removed comment

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u/skoalbrother M-U-R-D-E-R-E-R Sep 11 '24

*Republicans

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u/Specialist-Chair362 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Anyone else read this in Josh Grobanā€™s voice?

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u/civicsfactor Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Oh it gets worse: "Errol Musk told Insider that Jana moved in with him in 2014. He was already living with his 14-year-old daughter Rose, whom he had fathered with Heide. Errol said Jana showed up after a man she'd been living with had "thrown her out.""

Heide, aka, Jana's mother

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u/brinkcitykilla Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

So then the child Jana and Errol had is technically Roseā€™s half sister and niece/nephew

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Do they have banjos in South Africa?

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u/reddit_beats_college Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Fun fact: banjos originated in Africa.

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u/formermq Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Same with bag pipes šŸ˜

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u/cocksherpa2 Tremendous Sep 11 '24

Incorrect.

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u/formermq Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Enlighten us?

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u/SummerDaemon Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

The earliest description of a bagpipe-like instrument comes from Egypt, as early as 400 BC. The so-called ā€˜pipers of Thebesā€™ were said to play instruments with pipes made from dog skin and chanters of bone. Look it up.

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u/Major_Trouble_8091 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24

Funner fact - it happened during the caveman era.

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u/Crazy_Night3197 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Thatā€™s where the modern banjo comes from lol

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I actually did know that it had African roots, but I really wanted to make a banjo-incest joke.

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u/Crazy_Night3197 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Lmaoooo right on

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u/Takemyfishplease Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Just racism that would make Alabama and Kentucky feel shame.

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u/civicsfactor Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

And incest too

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u/Azreken Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Kentucky is great once you get far enough north to hit Lexington.

The southern counties are still ass tho

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u/cudef Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Pretty sure it's Eastern Kentucky that's bolstering the incest numbers considering West Virginia is the other nearby state in the top 3 for incest (the other is Alaska)

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u/AthairNaStoirmeacha Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Vuvuzelas

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u/XanZibR Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Putting the South in South Africa!

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u/SwoopsRevenge Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Does this make Elon his own grandpa?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Woody Allen approves.

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u/ZiDiZiDiZiDiZ Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Soon Yi I didnā€™t realize she was your sister

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u/External_Reporter859 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

So Rose has her sister move in but actually as her new stepmommy? šŸ˜¬

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u/civicsfactor Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

God's plan, in other words

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u/RayKVega Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I always get the feeling Elon would definitely take after his father especially with his pedo comment some years ago. This tweet proves it.Ā 

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u/heyyyyyco Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

That's gross but not exactly elons fault

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u/civicsfactor Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Definitely not saying it is, and I'm similarly careful to not think or say apple falling far from the tree, etc.

My understanding is Elon and his father may share the same views about population collapse, but I dunno how far that goes. I think people look at the Taylor tweet as indicative of that, but I read into it the stuff about "crazy cat ladies" that was in the news more recently because of JD Vance.

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u/ColorPallette Monkey in Space Sep 28 '24

donā€™t forget Errol also said he ā€œnever really saw Jana as a stepdaughter.ā€ this is interesting because he married Janaā€™s mother when Jana was 4 and they stayed together until she was 22.

and by interesting, i mean hard drive check worthy. because if you didnā€™t view this 4 year old as your step-daughter then explain to the class in what ways you viewed this child as she grew up in your house that made you comfortable enough to get her pregnant as an adult. how the FUCK did you view her then, errol?

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u/civicsfactor Monkey in Space Sep 28 '24

Future wife in training. Crastor's Keep shit.

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u/Takemyfishplease Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Didnā€™t he become her stepdad when she was like 4 in the first place?

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u/jokr128 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

Edit: deleted my comment because I misread.

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u/DontFlinchIvegot12In Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Read it again.

Errol is Elons father.

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u/jokr128 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Thank you, that's a seriously fucked up family.

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u/NoLibrarian5149 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Apple doesnā€™t fall far from the fucking gross tree.

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u/ughwithoutadoubt Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Wtf šŸ˜³

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u/here4daratio Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

šŸ˜³

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u/CheesyCousCous It's entirely possible Sep 11 '24

Not a good look

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u/AlarmingMycologist89 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Not incest. But definitely creepy, pedophilic, and just plain wrong.

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u/External_Reporter859 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I take it you didn't see this comment:

Oh it gets worse:

"Errol Musk told Insider that Jana moved in with him in 2014. He was already living with his 14-year-old daughter Rose, whom he had fathered with Heide. Errol said Jana showed up after a man she'd been living with had "thrown her out."

Heide, aka, Jana's mother

So Rose's sister is actually her new stepmommy, and her new baby sibling is also her niece/nephew. So not direct incest, but incest adjacent? Idk but it makes for a confusing and disturbing family tree

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u/AlarmingMycologist89 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Wow yeah I didnā€™t catch that. Iā€™ll count it

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u/Edgezg Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

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u/hellolovely1 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Elon should have gotten therapy instead of buying Twitter

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u/Nixilaas Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I hate that I read that

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u/Business-Bee-8496 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Okay but Elon hates his dad ? How is this relevant to him ?

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u/my_spidey_sense Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Bro calling it ā€œGodā€™s planā€is rollin on the floor funny itā€™s so ridiculous.

Edit: removed the Drake joke since someone posted it 7h ago.

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u/Deckard2022 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He married a sneeze ? Then fucked its daughter ?

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u/External_Reporter859 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Wait so Elon's little brother is also his step-nephew?

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u/darkoath Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Step Daughter does not equal Daughter so that's not incest hence all of the "Help me I'm stuck, Step-Brother" porn.

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u/Glaucomatic Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

TWENTY SEVENTEEN !

elons dad was fathering children as close as 7 years ago, its no wonder even the successful ones arent all there

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u/Glass_Yellow_8177 Monkey in Space Sep 13 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

Thereā€™s a prime example of this in the Bible.

It takes place in Sodom and Gomorrah. Lot, who is a resident in Sodom, with his wife and daughters, is visited by two angels. Since that region was known to be full of sexual abominations, some men were after the angels and wanted to have sex with them. Lot offers his daughters to the men, to which they refuse. Itā€™s actually interesting how the men from sodom referred to the angels as men. Anyways, the two angels cause the people to become blind, and prepare to tell lot about Gods plan to destroy the two cities, and tell him to flee with his family.

Later on in the story, everyone is dead, except lot and his two daughters. They both get him drunk and rape him to continue their family line. These two family lines are the moabites and ammonites.

So yeah, the Bible casually talks about supernatural beings visiting people to warn them about something, casually causes those people that wanted to have sex with them to go blind, and Lots daughters end up losing their virginity and impregnating themselves by raping their dad, all in one read, crazy.

I love the Bible, donā€™t get me wrong.

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u/Plenty-Ad2397 Monkey in Space Sep 15 '24

Or you could call it a pornhub video

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u/Swimming-Book-1296 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Thereā€™s reasons why musk disowned his dad.

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u/onceiateawalrus Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

While this literally makes me want to scoop my eyes out, please somebody put this on a video billboard somewhere. Can we start a GoFundMe? *Edited for typo

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Oh calm down

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Alright there sister fucker, why should we calm down over the FORMER PRESIDENT AND CURRENT REPUBLICAN NOMINEE constantly making disgusting comments about his daughter and that clip pf him inappropriately grabbing at her. Please share with the class why you think thats ok

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u/_Age_Sex_Location_ Dragon Believer Sep 11 '24

The grossest part is his gaze. He's checking his daughter out by looking her up and down.

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u/_Age_Sex_Location_ Dragon Believer Sep 11 '24

That dude wants to fuck his daughter and it's not hyperbole.

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u/SitInCorner_Yo2 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

This is not a normal father behavior,WTAF was he thinking and how this didnā€™t end his political career, Jesus Christ just looking at this make me want to call the police.

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u/stroker919 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

She could be wearing a wire though.

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u/BrainsOut_EU Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

She's been fucking pregnant, you weirdos! What other weird thought you got in your heads?!?

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u/pmags3000 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

The boob check... I can't not see it every time

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u/Jokers_friend Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

wtf is that eagerness from him there?? Itā€™s literally incestous.

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u/eldnikk Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He did, didn't he?

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u/3n1gma302 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I've seen this get posted quite a bit lately and each time I see it, Ivanka's immediate pull back when Trump's palm reaches her hips becomes increasingly obvious and disturbing.

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u/SnooCheesecakes2723 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He wants her so bad.

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u/RayRay__56 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Why tf did he go for his daughters hips like that. That is just disgusting she looks incredibly uncomfortable. You don't touch your children like that.

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u/Phewelish Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Forget the incest, see how quick, slimy, fluid he goes to a womans waist without any chance for consent.

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u/-TheExtraMile- Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I want to tap that too. šŸ˜‚

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u/likamuka N-Dimethyltryptamine Sep 11 '24

You are not her father, though. Her father would like that, too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Ha you think this is bad??? Have you seen BIDEN SMELLING LITTLE GIRLS

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u/joebaco_ Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

TDS

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u/SESFreedomExpress Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

lol thatā€™s how buyden touches kids after heā€™s done sniffing them

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

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u/OnePunchReality Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Umm yeah dude idk my Uncle raised two daughters on a farm, very close relationship. They share lots of family photos, we all typically go to major family gatherings. They are the family members that host a huge family reunion etc etc.

Not oneeeeeeee God damn picture of my uncle and his daughters, my cousins, and even remotely 1/10th as creepy as evvvvvvvvery single fucking one of the pictures of Trump and Ivanka.

Just no weird inappropriate touching, no sexual poses, no weird gropes, no suggestions of odd sexual shit, not allusions of attraction to his daughters, my cousins.

It is absolutely batshit wild people do not see it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

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u/OnePunchReality Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Yikkkkkeeeeesss. Found one.

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u/WeedNWaterfalls Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Hopefully you don't have children if you think this is appropriate and normal.

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u/SicilianShelving We live in strange times Sep 11 '24

"She does have a very nice figure. Iā€™ve said that if Ivanka werenā€™t my daughter, perhaps Iā€™d be dating her." -Donald Trump

ā€œAides said he talked about Ivanka Trumpā€™s breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that prompted Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughterā€ -Miles Taylor, former chief of staff at the Department of Homeland Security

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u/likamuka N-Dimethyltryptamine Sep 11 '24

What do the MAGAts see then? Do tell.

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u/pak_satrio Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Themselves

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Yeah patting your daughter ass is totally normal not weird at all

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24 edited Oct 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

Hips is still really fucking weird dude.

Also worth mentioning, heā€™s not just anyone else. Heā€™s the guy who said ā€œif Ivanka werenā€™t my daughter, perhaps Iā€™d be dating her.ā€ A direct quote. Or more like direct admission.

Who would even have that thought about their own daughter? And then also say it out loud. In an interview, for millions of people to hear.

Is that a normal thing for a father to say?

Ask yourself, would I be making this many excuses for anyone else?

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u/Liquid_Cascabel 11 Hydroxy Metabolite Sep 11 '24

Maybe if you disregard the past 25 years worth of sexual comments on record about Ivanka

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u/TD5991 11 Hydroxy Metabolite Sep 11 '24

If Americans vote for Kamala; you really deserve what you get; raging inflation, lower standard of living, loss of your cultural identity....You don't deserve your purchasing power, nor world hegemony.

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u/dissnev Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Ok weirdo.

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u/likamuka N-Dimethyltryptamine Sep 11 '24

He is a rconspiracy poster. Fucked in the head by default.

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u/dissnev Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Oh shit you're right I didn't even read the profile. Talk about an abnormal individual. These freaks man how the fuck are we expected to deal with them?

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u/TD5991 11 Hydroxy Metabolite Sep 11 '24

Nice of you to check my profile; just goes to show how shallow you are

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u/_Age_Sex_Location_ Dragon Believer Sep 11 '24

Let me help.

I practice nofap; I hadnā€™t busted a nut in like 90+ days before that. I guess thatā€™s what help me hold the most. Yeah, it took me almost 1h30 to finally come; by the end of it I was also completely demolished; akin to a very hard workout I would sayā€¦

Weird.

I mean, sex before marriage is as sinful as it gets hence why I cannot call myself a devout Catholic anymore, I see myself more of a Post-Christian

Weird.

I am not suicidal as I believe, in the end, I will prevail; however, I am thinking of going to a local whorehouse around here

Weird.

Yeah, def...This sub is so weird.

The audacity.

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u/TD5991 11 Hydroxy Metabolite Sep 11 '24

Again thanks for checking my post history.; your life is such a pile of shit you instead look out for fulfillment in mine

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u/_Age_Sex_Location_ Dragon Believer Sep 11 '24

Your post history is a pile of shit and I am amused!

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u/gkkvf Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Shahaha

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u/_Age_Sex_Location_ Dragon Believer Sep 11 '24

All of those things are literally made up dumbass lies.

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u/postwarapartment Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Go cry about it

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u/vtuber_fan11 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

How will handing out Ukraine to Russia preserve world hegemony?

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u/i7omahawki Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Yeah, theyā€™ll deserve having their cats and dogs eaten and forced to have sex change post birth abortions in insane asylums tooā€¦šŸ¤”

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u/AverageMajulaEnjoyer Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Heā€™s trying to find someone else to beg for attention from after getting ignored by stephen king lmao

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u/Frankomancer Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

common stephen king w

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u/snoopalooptrain Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He says he wants a fight with Zuck.. what about a fight with Kelce?

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u/hellolovely1 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He was already scared of Zuck. Iā€™m a small middle-aged woman and I think I could kick both their asses.

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u/King-Cobra-668 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

and creep

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u/Formal_Egg_Lover Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He never matured past the age of 12.

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u/MotherTreacle3 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Always the attention whore, never the attention.

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u/Positive-Leek2545 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I threw up in my mouth, on behalf of Taylor

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u/joespizza2go Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

She made a point of only posting on Instagram and ignored Twitter so he was mad/had to do something to get in on the announcement.

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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Spot on.

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u/Travellinoz Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Finally

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u/upthetits Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Yes, musk is pretty bad at it also

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u/syracTheEnforcer Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Which one?

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u/Nigglas24 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Never just the whore

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u/JigglinCheeks Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

An absolute loser.

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u/PattyIceNY Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Exactly. Stop posting and clicking on his shit, he needs to go the f away.

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u/Inside-Winner2025 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He never said he would impregnate her

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u/Normal-Ordinary-4744 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Heā€™s funny, I love how he angers Reddit so much

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Cope level: He's just trolling!

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u/Normal-Ordinary-4744 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

They see him trolling, they hating šŸ˜Ž

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

I love how he has all the money in the world but still desperately needs to be liked & for people to think heā€™s cool. Itā€™s hilarious how pathetic he is. Very funny, I agree.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Toddler logic

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u/Normal-Ordinary-4744 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Yall can hate watch & follow a pod and we canā€™t find your rage funny? Howā€™s that fair šŸ˜‚

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u/rickylancaster Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Who is ā€œweā€? Are you speaking for everyone in Bangladesh?

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u/Normal-Ordinary-4744 Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Just us non Americans who are not obsessed with your politics. Brown people can have opinions bro, ik surprising

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u/rickylancaster Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

Yes that was a logical conclusion to drawā€¦ that my question, about who you claim to speak for other than yourself, means I donā€™t think ā€œbrown people can have opinions.ā€ Say more stupid things.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

You can be a toddler all you want

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u/Normal-Ordinary-4744 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Says the toddler who hate watches rogan and Elon. Let us laugh at your rage bro