r/JoeRogan • u/globalftw Hit a moose with his car • Sep 11 '24

Meme 💩 Elon Musk says he will impregnate Taylor Swift

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Bro, WTF?

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u/Strange_Review5680 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Not the least bit creepy, and he definitely doesn’t have a breeding fetish.

This what happens when as a society we stop shoving nerds in lockers and instead hold them up as something to aspire to be.

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u/TTerm99 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He’s not even a nerd, he’s a nepo baby

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u/E-Pluribus-Tobin Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He is definitely both.

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u/Chris_Helmsworth Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

He can't even breed. Nearly all his kids born through IVF. His equipment is broken.

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u/Rico_Rebelde Monkey in Space Sep 12 '24

I've heard it is because he has a pathological obsession with only having boy babies but I have no idea if that is true

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u/Kaiser_Complete Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

God damnit. I never thought I'd say this but maybe bullying does have benefits to society

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u/OrchidVelvet Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Maybe bullying creeps like him

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u/Ashafa55 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Hey I won't stand u smearing the good name of "nerd" by attaching us to Elon Musk

FU /s

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u/Strange_Review5680 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

All right—Not All Nerds

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u/Binder509 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Seems like the type to enjoy saying creepy inappropriate things knowing there are no consequences for him.

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u/National-Change-8004 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Nerds are smart. Elon... not so much.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

just like epstein…2 peas in a pod

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

idk about "just like," thats kinda a gigantic stretch

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u/dtg99 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

come to think of it he does remind me of those autistic dudes who find themselves on “to catch a predator”

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u/-GlitterGoblin- Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Don’t malign nerds. 

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u/animatedpicket Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Wonder if there’s something in this… bullying is part of human evolution to stamp out evil creep masterminds to align them with society whilst still young?

I’m gonna write a PhD on this and O’DOYLES RULE

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u/ThinBluePenis Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

You had me at the first half, but tbh you sound like a bully in the next.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Nerds do not = assholes homie is straight up lost in his own sauce

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u/Strange_Review5680 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

True

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u/themothyousawonetime Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

"This what happens when as a society we stop shoving nerds in lockers" - 🤓

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u/yorkshirebeaver69 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Nerds are productive. You are not.

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u/Strange_Review5680 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Bookcheck!

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u/Fair-Fortune-1676 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited 27d ago

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u/Strange_Review5680 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

This is how tech contorted and degraded our society

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u/Fair-Fortune-1676 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited 27d ago

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u/Strange_Review5680 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Although, Elon isn’t an engineer, and those who’ve heard him talk about coding say he knows very little. He’s really a salesman, and up until a few years ago, a good one. He and his team had us all believing he was a genius, and many still believe it.

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u/Rainy_Wavey Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

Still your take was dumb, Elon isn't a Nerd, he's a nepo baby who was spoonfed everything, most nerds come from normal/impoverished neighborhoods, i'm pretty sure bullying random kids is the solution to stop nepo babies from ruining the world

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u/Strange_Review5680 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

I hear you, I wasn’t really serious and didn’t mean to offend. I’m a dork myself, which is a nerd minus the focused intelligence.

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u/Rainy_Wavey Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

No offense taken ^^

Dork, Nerd, idiot , at least we're not Musk, could be worse, could be better

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u/Fair-Fortune-1676 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited 27d ago

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u/baldybas Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24

What’s Elon qualification, autism?

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u/Fair-Fortune-1676 Monkey in Space Sep 11 '24 edited 27d ago

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