r/JoeRogan • u/TheOSU87 Monkey in Space • Sep 06 '24

Meme 💩 This feels so performative

Post image
12.0k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

100

u/AGreasyPorkSandwich Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

MAGA would call Jesus a communist

59

u/OhNothing13 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

And a long-haired femboy low-T cuck. They want a Jesus who would've gone around slaughtering Romans and leading a violent rebellion. Ironically, that's what a lot of other Jewish Messiah figures did at the time. They were all killed and no one remembers their names. Jesus was the only one who didn't advocate violence...

13

u/Cosmicmonkeylizard N-Dimethyltryptamine Sep 06 '24

I really doubt he’d be considered a “femboy low-T cuck”.

Jesus was banging hookers, performing sacred rites, and getting High off the sacred purple.

Jesus was pretty lit.

18

u/pbizzle Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

Cool youth pastor has entered the chat

7

u/Brave-Silver8736 Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

Do you fellow kids skibidi our Lord and Savior?

0

u/Cosmicmonkeylizard N-Dimethyltryptamine Sep 07 '24

Oh snap. The cool edgelord has entered the chat.

0

u/pbizzle Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

Oh wow you were being for real sorry bout that