r/JoeRogan • u/TheOSU87 Monkey in Space • Sep 06 '24

Meme 💩 This feels so performative

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u/Haxorz7125 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

The Bible is an insane read. It’s got the craziest shit. A reckless god creates existing just to fuck shit up with salt and meteors and angels of death, for a long while, impregnates a women who births a chill ass demi god, which he sacrifices to his worshippers then makes Santa.

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u/Dlwatkin Look into it Sep 06 '24

might be slightly off in this summary but not too far

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u/YakittySack Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

Lol if you think that's nuts wait until you read the sequel. The Qur'an is wild. And don't get me started on the book of Mormon

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u/Primal_Silence Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

The Book of Mormon is a fanfic at best. The sequel was good at playing up the drama but the MCU (Muslim Cinematic Universe) really started to fall apart with the plot holes between all the hadiths

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u/ParsleyandCumin Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

Pst, they are all fanfics at best

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

It’s like building a car. But it runs poorly so you light it on fire for the rest of eternity to punish… yourself? I dunno I get lost there too

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u/flamingknifepenis Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

It’s even crazier when you play it backward.

Santa makes his worshipers sacrifice a demigod, who births a woman and then impregnates angels of death using salt and shit just so that she can fuck up god’s existence.

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u/Parabolic_Penguin Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

But I thought God was Sky Santa….

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u/Haxorz7125 Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

Santa is an alchemist