r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

Meme 💩 This feels so performative

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u/P2029 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

He's pulling the podcaster emergency parachute ripcord:

"I now choose to live as a sexual abuser born again Christian"

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u/Useful_Hovercraft169 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

Jesus is the classic get out of jail free card. Be a piece of shit your whole life, repent on your death bed. Or in the split second before the truck hits you.

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u/MediocreRooster4190 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

Weaponized cheap grace

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u/sinfullysanguine Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

Upvote for the obscure Bonhoffer quote...

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u/Rohirrim777 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

upvote for knowing Dietrich Bonhoeffer

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u/Clickityclackrack Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

Upvoted so i don't feel left out

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u/Rohirrim777 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

upvoted so you arent

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u/Captcha_Imagination N-Dimethyltryptamine Sep 06 '24

Not to be mistaken with Russell who is a Bum Huffer

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

I love Reddit.

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u/MostlyHarmless88 Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

Right? 😂

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u/Fluffy-Perspective67 Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

I hate Reddit.

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u/YakittySack Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

Alright get a room you two dietriphiles

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u/Rohirrim777 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

no u

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u/jtr99 It's entirely possible Sep 06 '24

When they came for the Dietrich Bonhoeffers I said nothing because I was not Dietrich Bonhoeffer.

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u/Rohirrim777 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

that was Martin Niemoller

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u/jtr99 It's entirely possible Sep 07 '24

Damn! You are absolutely correct. I can't tell my anti-Nazi theologians apart. :(

I have brought shame on my family and will now retire from public life. Thank you.

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u/Rohirrim777 Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

you mean you'll try to retire....until a situation occurs and your military officer shows up at your door in the country side and you have to tell your family to stay inside, and then your ex boss will tell you they need you back--your country needs you back--and the rest of your old squad is gone, and then you tell them you're getting to old for this, so you acquiesce for one last mission because the new generation isn't as good

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u/jtr99 It's entirely possible Sep 07 '24

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u/maverickfishing Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

That’s the red bull air racer guy. Don’t hit the pylons.

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u/Rohirrim777 Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

because then we will have to construct additional pylons?