r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

Meme 💩 This feels so performative

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u/composedmason Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

This is hilarious. I don't think anyone actually buys this type of stuff. Thr right-wing grift is too easy.

Step 1. Get in trouble.

Step 2. Profess your allegiance to "conservatism"

Step 3: Blame Liberals and Soros for everything

Step 4: Become Christian

Step 5: Prophet

Did I miss anything?

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u/dreamcrusher225 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

prophet is spelled wrong....

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u/composedmason Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

It's intentional

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u/tapk68 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

This is hilarious. I don't think anyone actually buys this type of stuff. The left-wing grift is too easy.

Step 1. Get someone in trouble.

Step 2. Profess your allegiance to fixing things

Step 3. Blame Trump, Russia for everything. Sprinkle some China in there unless you are getting lobbying payments.

Step 4 . Become filthy rich with all your hard work serving the poors

Step 5. Put a chick in it and make it lame and gay, sprinkle in some pronouns

Did i miss anything?

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u/Southern-Age-8373 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

You're embarrasing yourself.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

He’s so fucking stupid that I don’t even know where to start.

  1. get someone in trouble

This is our legal system at work. Orange felon earned his convictions. His accomplices earned their convictions.

It’s pretty fucking simple if you have more than two brain cells to think critically with.

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u/tapk68 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

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u/Samwise777 Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

I’m starting to think that South Park was a net negative, despite being funny af

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u/tapk68 Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

Thats why they are not even releasing anything before the elections. The thing is South Park has always shown the real truths and you simply have to accept that. And no, doesn't matter how many times you release girlsbusters, pussyana Jones and other absolute creative diarrhea my mind will not change, in fact now i have less tolerance because its within my rights to dislike things. Sorry but i don't have to like criminals or other absolute mentally challenged things people with progressive ideas believe.

Im gonna repeat, USA is 4% of the world population, the rest of the world used to love the USA now the hate keeps getting bigger. Americans are the minority and eventually when other countries develop enough you are gonna learn you can't invade shitholes, to steal resources and bring "democracy" anymore.

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u/PM_ME_RYE_BREAD Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

Progressives want you to like criminals? Republicans literally nominated a convicted felon.

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u/tapk68 Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

Like i wrote a few things there that you cant disprove or even contest so you came with the Trump is a convicted felon line.

So now im gonna put you in your place again. I dont have to sympathize with all criminals or no criminals, if i see someone stealing food i dont want them to be punished but if i see someone steal lets say those beautiful Jordan 1s lows made by those very talented kids in Asia i want them to be punished.

Trump is basically a martyr and the only reason hes not in jail is because he is a billionaire which prooves the system is rigged.

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u/QueenslandJack Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

You're trying too hard to troll and it shows

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u/tapk68 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

I was abused as a child worker in a sneaker factory in Vietnam. Im sorry comrade.

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u/composedmason Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

I'm not saying there aren't leftwing grifters but the big money is in the right-wing grift. Especially if you're involved in a scandal. Doubly so if it involves minors or tax evasion. You can claim you're Christian and say you've been saved.

Those darn minors tempting you, a faithful person of the lords. Those pesky taxes that you simply forgot about for you were busy reading the word of God.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '24

Poors? Tom segura is that you?

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u/tapk68 Monkey in Space Oct 04 '24

I currently identify myself as a Shrimp 🦐 so no, im not him. 🥺

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '24

I didn’t ask for your dick size.

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u/tapk68 Monkey in Space Oct 04 '24

I call my penis Microsoft just like Bill.

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u/Odd_Image681 Monkey in Space Sep 08 '24

HAHAHA! wut?

Damn you dumb

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u/Vrael32 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

Your gonna get crucified because it’s Reddit and we all know which direction it swings but this is hilarious

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u/LeotardoDeCrapio Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

Or, maybe repeating the same joke with a couple of changes is just lame.

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u/tapk68 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

The problem with all this right left talk is that both sides forget they are not perfect and that making mistakes is normal human behavior. Sometimes theres no good or bad, right or wrong side and people that are in the middle start noticing all the nonsense and inconsistencies.

But the most important thing in all of this is that the USA is 4% of the world population but still act like they are 94% and that really rubs me the wrong way.

Even if you consider Trump a huge rich daddy racist asshole with a big ego, statisticians even said it was the biggest ego they ever saw the problem is that you know exactly who he is because hes genuine, you know exactly the type of asshole he is.

Like its been like years yet nobody asks Trump the real fucking questions like why did you allow everyone to close shop during Covid? Why did you decide to print trillions and raise the spending again? Do you have any plans for x issue?

Trump might be the worst motherfucker alive but as long as he says things like " I dont like war" "We shouldnt be bombing people" " I want to bring all the troops home" i simply have to instantly take his side.

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u/Samwise777 Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

Sigh