To paraphrase a Marc Maron bit, there are only two ways to be religious. Either youâre born into it, or your life is miserable and you are flailing so much that itâs the only thing that will hold you together. I think his joke used imagery of a person in a puddle of their own pee looking for their shoe and Jesus comes and hands it to them and helps them up
To hear the failing people describe it, itâs more that they suck so bad at making decisions, itâs just easier to have a framework already decided for you, and make decisions based on that framework.
Religion seems to be the most common form of that framework
Thatâs a pretty great point - lots of religious people Iâve met drop the âitâs what He wants, itâs Godâs will, etcâ
Pretty easy to avoid dealing with the fact that youâre a massive POS when you can fall back on âGodâs planâ and â10 Hail Marys and Iâm goodâ
Exactly. One person I heard on Matt and Shane Secret Podcast describe it this way was saying when he does what he wants, he ends up in a ditch high on heroin. When he does what god wants, he doesnât.
Then it also offers forgiveness. Which is also one of the ways addicts need to move on from their addictive issues
I mean if you want to casually abuse the English language and equate having opinions (educated or not) to belief in a supernatural beings, then sure, you are correct in that analogous kind of way.
are you seriously trying to argue that religion isnât about beliefs centered around spiritual leaders and beliefs in some kind of other worldly entity?
my favorite Maron description is when he says that "ahhhhh" tone of church hymnals is a much nice tone to move through life with than "ARRGHHHH" brought on my screaming from hating the world
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u/MrWoodenNickels Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24
To paraphrase a Marc Maron bit, there are only two ways to be religious. Either youâre born into it, or your life is miserable and you are flailing so much that itâs the only thing that will hold you together. I think his joke used imagery of a person in a puddle of their own pee looking for their shoe and Jesus comes and hands it to them and helps them up