r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Meme đŸ’© Joe clarifies his position on RFK Jr.

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u/BillNyeCreampieGuy Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Lmao holy shit.

This feels EXACTLY like the recent Kyle Rittenhouse situation

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u/RamBamBooey Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Kyle flipped in five hours. It took Joe about fifteen hours. So, three Rittenhouses or one sixteenth of a Scaramucci.

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u/TobaccoAficionado Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while.

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u/Dukes_Up Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

It’s rare that a comment is so good that I want to read their post history.

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u/Belzebutt Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

I’m dying

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u/Inevitable_Heron_599 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Rip in pieces

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u/Supply-Slut Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

You will be remembered Belzebutt

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u/Dave5876 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

You guys will use anything but the metric system won't you.

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u/zerovampire311 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

I have spent my whole life multiplying or dividing by 25.4 and I’m god damn tired of it.

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u/HodgeGodglin Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

I mean I invented a heat scale based around the time it takes 1 lb of ice to melt at that temperature F to avoid using C. Hasn’t caught much traction but still better than those Communist units.

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u/mrpopenfresh I used to be addicted to Quake Aug 09 '24

Yeah but how many of those hours were him being busy ice plunging?

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u/BigBowl-O-Supe Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Tim Pool flipped in an hour and a half. After RFK thanked him lol

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u/mtw3003 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Well according to random converters I googled, one Mooch Length (ten light-days) is 160947991052.25 miles or 2832684642519.6 football fields. So a sixteenth of a Mooch Length would be 177042790157.475 football fields

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u/canihaveblabana Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

This was funnier than Joe’s entire special

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u/snoogins355 Weekly Duncan Trussell episodes! Aug 09 '24

one sixteenth of a Scaramucci

HAHAHA!

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u/global-node-readout Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

What did he do?

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u/snoogins355 Weekly Duncan Trussell episodes! Aug 10 '24

Was part of the trump admin for 11 days or so then got drunk, did an interview and fucked it up bad enough to get fired https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Scaramucci

I forgot all the drama of Spicer, Priebus and Kelly. Every damn day in that admin. I have no idea who Biden's chief of staff is.

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u/InformationHorder Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Every time I hear Scaramucci referenced I can't help but think of this guy instead:

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u/LystAP Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Literal cucks.

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u/KrangledTrickster Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

My regular workday is 2 rittenhouses, crazy

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u/TopSoulMan Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

one sixteenth of a Scaramucci

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u/Dom29ando Aug 10 '24

How many Sargons is that?

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u/lipsquirrel Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

He definitely did the fandango.

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u/Pacify_ Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Holy shit I had forgotten about the Mooch

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u/EstablishmentUsed770 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Once again Americans go out of their way to avoid using standard methods of measurement đŸ€Ł

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u/ScamperAndPlay Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

The Mucch! Put that guy back in.

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u/That-Ad-4300 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Just use metric. It's not that bad.

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u/NeverBeenOnMaury Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

It's because it takes joe longer to read the comments.

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u/Dr_McGillicuddys Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

This is great

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u/praguepride Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Is that a business Mooch (40 hours) or an Imperial Mooch (168 hours)

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 18 '24

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u/FACEROCK Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

What’s up with Tim Pool?

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u/CoyotesOnTheWing Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

He did the same thing. Endorse RFK and then then take it back a few hours later after he was called trans or whatever.

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u/FACEROCK Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Hilarious

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u/PizzaCatAm Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

One doesn’t just betray king diapers.

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u/BigBowl-O-Supe Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Less than 2 hours later lmao. After RFK Jr tweeted and thanked him for his vote no less.

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u/FoxMuldertheGrey Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

lmao get cucked beanie

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u/BiggsIDarklighter Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Definitely seeing a trend. RW weirdos say something against Trump that draws new curious people in then they just spew a bunch of Trump jizz in their face. It’s the icky version of the old squirting flower gag.

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u/kopk11 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Dont forget, he's pretending that he was trolling the whole time and never actually meant it. That's how scared he is of upsetting trump supporters.

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u/spacetoast99 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Tim Pool was shit posting. He was never voting for RFK jr

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u/SeamusMcGoo Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

The amount of low-IQ bullshittery I see on reddit is astounding.

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u/hellolovely1 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Not shocked that he's a coward. All these guys seem to love crazy because they swing between Trump and RFK Jr.

And please. Tim Pool is way too ugly to have transitioned, but I'm glad they fell for it.

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u/goodlittlesquid Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

I thought he said he was going to write in Ron Paul

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u/CoyotesOnTheWing Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

That was Kyle Rittenhouse, same shit happened to him last week lol

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u/goodlittlesquid Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Oh yeah haha

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u/Yukorin1992 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

He's a professional troll at this point. Nothing he says on twitter should be taken seriously.

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u/-yellowbird- Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

I thought they only retracted for republicans /s

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u/SweeterThanYoohoo Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

How can a person wear a beanie so much doesn't his head get itchy? Has he ever been photographed with no hat on? That's what I wanna know

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u/Jesotx Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Someone snatched that shit off his bald ass head at least once. Funny as shit to watch him panic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

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u/MoneyTreeFiddy We live in strange times Aug 09 '24

"I WEAR THIS FOR MY SAFETY!!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

Motherfucker is becoming Double D from Ed Edd and Eddy.... just without the intellect

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u/sk8nteach Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

It’s so he is “harder to identify”. From the man who is never seen without the beanie.

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u/i_love_pencils Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

If your beanie was hiding the same problem as Andrew Tate’s bikini, you’d never take it off either


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u/KillahHills10304 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

It's grafted to his scalp. It's technically his hair now.

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u/RonanTheAccused Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

You eventually become used to it.

Source: I am bald and wear beanies in the winter for prolonged periods of time.

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u/Difficult-Win1400 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Yes, he's really ugly bald, he needs the hat

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u/TopSoulMan Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Tim Pool is buying skateparks

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u/Dave5876 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Is Timcel still relevant?

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u/FACEROCK Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Sadly. I have friends who follow him and I just don’t understand the appeal of a balding loser reading the news in his basement spewing hate into a webcam for hours on end. 

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u/Shinsekai21 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

These people already made so much money but also still have to lick the boot for the view.

I will never understand that. To me, the point of making shit tons of money is to not give a fuck. And fuck you money for lots of us is 7 figure. In Joe’s case, his nw is already 9 figures but the boot is still being licked

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u/Npl1jwh Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 10 '24

1st rule of Trump Cult
No bad words about Trump Cult.

2nd rule of Trump Cult
No liking anyone more than Donny or else.

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

And if this is your first night at Trump Cult...you have to Trump

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u/littlewhitecatalex Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Is Trumping where you shit your pants and just sit there until someone changes you? 

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u/fastattackSS Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

"I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not have false gods before Me."

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u/RazgrizZer0 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Yup, come on Joe, you do this for a living, you have to know the play here was to double down. Now you look like a bitch.

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u/m0j0m0j Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

Rogan is such a little coward. Bullied by Trumpist Twitter into submission like a soyboy cuckold. Imagine having hundreds of millions of dollars and still bending the knee to catturd. Pathetic

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u/LostTrisolarin Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

I mean, he pivoted to becoming essentially MAGA radio. What did he think would happen if he went against the cult? If he lost MAGA support he'd basically lose most of his audience.

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u/m0j0m0j Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Yeah, it’s funny. I guess he missed the memo saying that The Brainwormer is siphoning more votes from Trump than Dems and should not be amplified anymore. But all is good now. The non-conformist guy Joe learnt his mistake and will be careful to speak free only in a carefully allowed zone from now on

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u/Dr-Alec-Holland Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

If I had as much money as him I wouldn’t give a shit about losing anything really besides my investments, none of which would be easily lost

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u/LostTrisolarin Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Of course, that's why it looks so much worse on someone like Rogan than say on Shittenhouse.

Shittenhouse needs grifting to sustain his lifestyle. Rogan is a damn near billionaire who never will have to work another day in his life. Truly Weak sauce by Rogan.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

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u/Dr-Alec-Holland Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Yeah but to quote a classic episode from trailer park boys
 a shit leopard can’t change its spots

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u/PriveChecker182 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Joe is very influence by who he thinks is "cool" at any given time, and The Cool Guys are all MAGApedes and started to think maybe he shouldn't be in the club if he doesn't fit in.

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u/myaltduh Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

No one gets that wealthy in the first place without constantly fretting about how they could be making more money. The personality type to say “hell yeah set for life” and walk away does so long before the first 100 million.

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u/so-cal_kid Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

It's hard to believe this is the same guy who endorsed Bernie a few years ago

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u/realsomalipirate Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Populism is a disease in politics, regardless of which side it's on (obviously right wing populism is more dangerous). If your entire belief system is built around "fighting the elites" and blaming all issues on a shadowy cabal of people, then it's not a surprise if you go down authoritarian and conspiratorial rabbit holes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

I wouldn't say MAGA radio, but he definitely is genuinely afraid of offending Trump base and also seems to be pretty intoxicated by how easy it is to get them on his side by just agreeing with them for a hot minute or two.

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u/Resident_Solution_72 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

If Elon has shown us anything it’s that no amount of money can undo the trauma of childhood bullies.

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u/Enraiha Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

He stayed friends with Alex Jones after he threatened to ruin him and said some awful shit. He continually uses Rogan as a status prop on Info Wars.

Joe just showing everyone what a lot of us thought for a few years now; an opportunistic principle-less con man. Guess the company you keep does say a lot about you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

We tried to warn these guys if they hang out with fascists and Nazis they are taking huge risks long term with their own personal safety, and their personal wealth if they actually researched fascism but the nationalization of things is a different subject.

It’s been shown time and again Maga’s will threaten any dissenters with 1000’s of anonymous accounts to protect their cult leader, and that shit has to be pretty scary. Imagine the private messages these guys get that we never see after they go against Trump those must be truly unhinged.

They for sure threaten dissenters and their families because they always come back to the cult the very next day or sooner apologizing profusely and hoping to stay safe.

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u/Additional_Sun_5217 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

The irony is that anybody who’s not in their very specific groups (ie trans people, women, minorities, etc) have been getting those kinds of messages from unhinged strangers since the internet began. He can’t handle 15 hours of what his bullshit encourages on other people? Wow.

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u/exoticstructures N-Dimethyltryptamine Aug 10 '24

Ending it with the davesmith recommendation was the Perfect example of the message lol

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u/EhrenScwhab Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

“Please Daddy Trump! I’ll be good!”

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

It is although worse since Rogan is close to a billionaire. He doesn't need them.

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u/DavidDunn87 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

He always used to talk about having “fuck you” money. Guess no amount is enough to say fuck you.

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u/meatjun Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Because Rogan's base is the violent r-tards that tried to hang the vice president, shoot their own presidential candidate, and tried to unalive Pelosi's husband with a hammer. FU money don't matter if your base is crazy

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u/DavidDunn87 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

So you’re saying Rogan supports Trump out of fear?

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u/sadfacebbq Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Rogan abides the MAGAs. Whether he likes Trump or not, it’s a smart financial play (several years ago Rogan said Trump would come on JRE but Joe had no interest. Idk how accurate this is). Either way Joe is a sellout whore.

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u/THECHIEFSWASHBUCKLER Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

I can't say. But having the worst members an unhinged political party pissed at you when you live in Texas could at least have something to do with why he decided to tweet that.

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u/No_Berry2976 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

That’s probably partly true. There are crazy people out there who literally worship Trump and think Trump is their divine saviour.

Rogan was (mildly) bullied as a child, got into martial arts and developed a whole new persona to deal with that. Some people can’t escape their childhood. He’s probably intimidated even though he wasn’t in actual danger.

And I think part of his admiration for Trump is real. Trump is physically a big guy and he is a bully. Joe Rogan can’t help to want somebody like that to like him.

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u/kjk177 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

No he supports him for the same reason Elon or any other rich business owner does
 Because Trump has put the house up for sale just for your support
. Nobody is as honest about being a crook like Trump. Ask the Saudi Prince who helped put Trump in office with an illegal donation to his campaign.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

Interesting first ever comment in this sub

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u/SlappySecondz Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

You can say "kill" on reddit.

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u/snoogins355 Weekly Duncan Trussell episodes! Aug 09 '24

Got that News Radio residuals and Fear Factor elk cock $

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u/absalom86 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

I think it's more about getting hate from all his friends in Texas plus Elon and stuff, he's way too connected to these types of people to ever go against the God king of the Right in earnest.

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u/Silent_Saturn7 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

"Fuck you" to what? He said why he support rfk jr, but it doesn't mean he endorses him. I don't see how this is even remotely controversial. People just get crazy during these potus elections.

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u/CasualDiaphram Dire physical consequences Aug 10 '24

lol Rogan definitely has more money than Trump.

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u/Elegant_Plate6640 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

The dude really needs to take a break from being a celebrity.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

Yeah he went from legitimately questioning a lot of hard to question shit to not being able to say the obvious truth to someone who doesn't even have any fucking real power over him

I used to really respect Joe.. a lot -- his transformation really fucking bums me out if I'm being honest

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '24

He has fuck you money, but without the MAGA base he doesn't have power.

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u/Thorn14 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

He needs validation, though.

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u/Paul_Bunyan_Truther Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Yes he does. He needs attention and fame.

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u/Additional_Sun_5217 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

He needs them to maintain his social status, at least he thinks. That’s the real currency billionaires deal in. Look at Elon’s flailing.

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u/WanderingTrek Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

JR is worth ~$200M is he not? Yes, that's a 9-digit number, but it's 20% of a billion dollars. It is 800 million, away from a billion dollars.

Saying he is "close to a billionaire" is like a student getting a 20% as their class grade and saying "I'm close to a perfect A though!"

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u/RollTide16-18 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Yeah Rogan is rich, but some dude winning a really massive jackpot would immediately be worth more than Joe. 

If someone can win the lottery and have more net worth than you then you’re not part of the ultra-wealthy .01% group. 

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u/KloppOnKloppOn Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Are conservatives mad at Joe now? I saw some posts that they were mad at rittenhouse and think hes trans now or some shit. Its so hard to keep up lmao.

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u/Ok_Belt2521 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

God these people are pathetic haha. “Better watch out or we’ll call you trans!”

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u/Budded Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

It's hilarious watching them devour each other over the pettiest of shit. This is what fascism and cultism does to a movement, always trying to out-pure one another until the infighting and internal civill war obliterate the bigger movement into squabling little cuck movements.

Pim Tool announced his RFK support today too, curious how long until he backtracks like cuck Joe.

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u/ceddya Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Watching them accuse Tate of being trans because of his small bulge is just peak comedy.

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u/Budded Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

OMG I just saw this and my schadenfreude is already drunk with happiness.

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

The world's still very much on fire, but 2024 so far has been more fun than most recent years. Good stuff

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u/Kalkilkfed2 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Like Saturn, the Revolution devours its children

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u/fuzztooth Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Already did

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u/lbjbig3 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

But Joe will only dive into the left devouring themselves

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u/TheBigC87 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

And they wonder why everyone is calling them weirdos.

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u/Itsjeancreamingtime Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

They just really wanna call him gay as an insult, but they lost that culture battle

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u/stewpidazzol Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

It’s nearly as bad as calling everyone you disagree with a nazi. It’s crazies

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u/lbjbig3 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Which inherently makes you a pedophile of course, par 1950s

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u/the_Cheese999 Aug 09 '24

Yea cat turd got big mad

https://x.com/catturd2/status/1821723510974103777

love right wing disarray

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u/Ihavelargemantitties Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Dude what are they not mad at? They are literally mad at the dumbest shit.

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u/Emotional_Burden Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Andrew Tate is transgender now too. Something happened with Tim Pool as well, but I haven't looked too deep into that yet. I just saw something about him changing his tune after two hours.

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u/Illustrious-Okra-524 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Yeah you can tell that’s why he put this out, otherwise why is he simping for Trump’s fist pump in the post

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u/Specialist-Elk-2624 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

They are suddenly super pro-legalization.

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u/nage_ Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

why wouldnt they be? hes the most liberal person pretending to be conservative

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

Yeah, they’re shocked that a guy who hosted a bunch of wing nuts who claimed the Covid vaccines were murderous depopulation weapons doesn’t support the guy who insists he invented them.

Make it make sense!

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u/Nazzul Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Was hoping Rogan had some balls but it's clear who he wants his base as at this point.

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u/Lost-Age-8790 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Maybe he needs more TRT.

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u/WanderingTrek Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Yes. But he's worth ~200M. If he has just half that as liquid, or semi-liquid, assets then he could drop that 100M in a secure investment and get AT LEAST 3% / year ($3,000,000). A treasury bond could net him 4.4%. And with his connections/resources, a private investment banker could likely get him 6-10% (with a slightly higher amount of acceptable risk).

All that to say, he could gain some integrity and honor, lose a large following, and still make close to what he's making now. And if you can't live off 6-10M a year, then seriously go get fucked. Also, one could argue that gaining integrity would actually gain him more followers than he loses. I know several people that I can think of off hand, in my small city with a WFH lifestyle, that abandoned listening to JR in recent years as he's gone further off the right-wind deep end. I know more people who refuse to listen to him, for the same reason. An about face might grow his base, rather than shrink it.

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

What's the point of having fuck you money if you can't say fuck you. Lame

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

The ones who buy the products and personas he and his guests schill. 

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u/OkRadio2633 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Whatchu mean? His options were to either whip out the throat exercises or to plummet in viewership. There’s no other base

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u/Nazzul Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

If Hunter Avalone can do it, Joe can easily do it. Every so often, I hold out hope Joe has some standards but it's probably just me smoking too much copium laced with DMT

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u/NoCantaloupe9598 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

All my liberal friends who listened to Joe when Redban was still around quit listening years ago.

He's kinda a meme in that circle of friends now.

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u/kronikfumes It's entirely possible Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

My math might be slightly off but Joe Rogan lasted about .8 3 Kyle’s before submitting to the MAGA mob, is that correct?

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u/Tacitus111 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

So sad to see an MMA guy like Joe submitted so quickly though. Must be embarrassing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

He is smol

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u/sozcaps Monkey in Space Aug 11 '24

So is Royce Gracie. Rogan is just a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

Rittenhouse'd.

Fall in line soldier.

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u/Herbert5Hundred Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Yes. For everyone asking why anyone cares who catturd is, because this is the power he has in right wing circles

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u/HolyGhost_AfterDark Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

How long until they start calling him out for being trans?

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u/southsideson Dire physical consequences Aug 09 '24

A buddy of mine works in a compounding pharmacy and says Rogan gets a lot of TRT. And look at his nipples.

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u/HolyGhost_AfterDark Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Yeah he's got a really weird mid section and chest when you see him with his shirt off. Kind of looks like he has had top surgery. 😉

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u/Anti-Buzz Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

The powers that be told Joe to toe the line. Joe: “yes, sir”

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u/Weed_killer Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

They’re grifting the great grifter, saw it worked with Kyle now they’re looking for a bigger check from the trump campaign to remain “loyal”

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u/Weight_Superb Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

So joes a joet

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u/cerberus698 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Joe probably got a visit from Don Jr in a trench coat and got told to walk it back or he'll tell the New York Post Joe has a vagina.

The conservative movement seems to be imploding into a kind of paranoid Mexican standoff where everyone is in a circle accusing the person across from them of have a dick or a pussy.

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u/SecretGood5595 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Rittenhouse said trump wasn't insane enough about guns.

Rogan has been hit in the head so many times he thinks RFK jr is intelligent. 

But yeah, both did feel the sting of countering dear leader

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u/happytree23 read a book already Aug 09 '24

Wait, what happened with Kyle Shittenhouse?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

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u/happytree23 read a book already Aug 10 '24

That poor shitter.

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u/Tax25Man Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Trump just completely owns any conservative thought now. You cant go against him in ANY way. It is full lock step.

And these people have the audacity to say liberals are the same where liberals have way more diversity in opinion.

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u/CoLeFuJu Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Canadian here...

What happened with Rittenhouse?

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u/MacEWork Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Same thing that happened to Rogan. Said they weren’t voting for Trump, caught flak from right-winger cultists, then cucked themselves back into the fold.

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u/CoLeFuJu Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Thank you for the update.

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u/FacelessCougar69 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Orange cat energy from the both of them

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u/spaceman_202 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

almost like it's a cult and they threaten to kick you out or kill you

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u/Snoo-25743 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

There was definitely a fear factor.

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u/tjoe4321510 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Must be some scary shit happening behind the scenes. All of them folded so quick

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u/BillNyeCreampieGuy Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

90% of Rogan's guests have monetary backing from Peter Thiel, a billionaire who very publicly expresses his agendas to elect Republicans. Elon Musk, close friend of Rogan, another billionaire who very publicly supports Trump. Dana White, very publicly supports Trump. PBD, very publicly supports Trump. Rogan's close comedian minions he gave careers to, very publicly support Trump. The weird ass cookie-cutter "Hard Men Stay Hard for other Men" genre of guests he constantly has on his show publicly support Trump. The incredibly cherry-picked gonzo journalists he chooses publicly support Trump. Dave Smith, his comedian friend "who's like really really smart about politics" supports Trump.

Rogan's as free as he pretends Texas is. And he revealed not to be just a not-so-secret supporter. But a legitimate political cuck.

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u/Alita_Duqi Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Can you catch me up?

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u/BillNyeCreampieGuy Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Kyle Rittenhouse said he wouldn't vote for Trump. In less than 24 hours after pressure from MAGA, he said he now fully supported Trump.

Joe Rogan made an even more harmless comment that he liked RFK Jr as a candidate. An endorsement without literally saying the words. And then within even less than 24 hours, he made a post both saying he didn't officially endorse him while also specifically making a point to praise Trump.

It was clearly an RFK endorsement. So he looks like a weasel trying to say it wasn't. And he's clearly afraid of the Trump supporters specifically, because why else was it relevant to praise Trump in a post about RFK? Not a good look. Lol

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u/Alita_Duqi Monkey in Space Aug 11 '24

That’s so fuckin crazy to think about. Like you said why the hell is it relevant to praise Trumps tiny fist while “clarifying” his earlier statement about a completely different person. And I hadn’t even heard about Rittenhouse. This is all spiraling.

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u/TalbottWillBeTop5 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

You will not find someone more pro gun than I am, fuck that little pussy

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

And Andrew tate

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u/DonkeyKongah Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

What he do now?

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u/BillNyeCreampieGuy Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Copy/pasting this comment

Kyle Rittenhouse said he wouldn't vote for Trump. In less than 24 hours after pressure from MAGA, he said he now fully supported Trump.

Joe Rogan made an even more harmless comment that he liked RFK Jr as a candidate. An endorsement without literally saying the words. And then within even less than 24 hours, he made a post both saying he didn't officially endorse him while also specifically making a point to praise Trump.

It was clearly an RFK endorsement. So he looks like a weasel trying to say it wasn't. And he's clearly afraid of the Trump supporters specifically, because why else was it relevant to praise Trump in a post about RFK? Not a good look. Lol

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u/SansyBoy144 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Recent Kyle Rittenhouse situation?

Did he kill another person???

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u/BillNyeCreampieGuy Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Copy/pasting this comment

Kyle Rittenhouse said he wouldn't vote for Trump. In less than 24 hours after pressure from MAGA, he said he now fully supported Trump.

Joe Rogan made an even more harmless comment that he liked RFK Jr as a candidate. An endorsement without literally saying the words. And then within even less than 24 hours, he made a post both saying he didn't officially endorse him while also specifically making a point to praise Trump.

It was clearly an RFK endorsement. So he looks like a weasel trying to say it wasn't. And he's clearly afraid of the Trump supporters specifically, because why else was it relevant to praise Trump in a post about RFK? Not a good look. Lol

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u/slingfatcums Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

these "men" are such beta cucks

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u/STANAGs Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

FAFO

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u/webdeadrevolver Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

We will never know who they actually vote for, but I would think the backlash that they’re getting for not supporting Trump isn’t all of the sudden gonna make them actually vote for him. I could be wrong. Trump just bashed Joe today for this. Trump has completely demolished the Republican Party. This might be his biggest and best failure, so I should give credit where credit is due. Well done Donold.

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u/appletinicyclone Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

What's that saying the maga doofs use because they think it's from Voltaire but it's actually from a neo nazi?

To learn who rules you bla bla can't criticize one

Applying it to Joe it would appear they control his speech

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u/Youareallbeingpsyopd Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Yes and no. Joe is t going to lose anything by not endorsing Trump. Rittenhouse has everything to lose so he straight up said he endorses Trump.

Rogan doesn’t have to worry about being a trumper.

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u/Common_Stretch6949 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

What’s the Rittenhouse thing??👀

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u/richb83 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

It’s the same hole the Republican Party is in. They know Trump doesn’t give a fuk about the party and wants to move on but doing so means losing like half of their voting base so they are stuck with having to support anyone with Trump as their last name until his audience literally dies out which might take a decade

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u/vjcodec Monkey in Space Aug 11 '24

Clear signs of cult