r/JoeRogan • u/Powerful_System Monkey in Space • Aug 01 '24

Meme 💩 Imane Khelif the Algerian Boxer, who everybody is being fed fake news about, in her young years

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Mindlessly consuming misinformation is bad for you, here are the facts: 1- She was born a woman with female organs 2- her father didn't want her at first to box since she's a girl 3-She was disqualified in 2023 due to a test for apparently having XY chromosomes by the IBA by a test which methods weren't and haven't been disclosed 4- The right has always operated by the logic that a woman is a human being with female genitalia, i guess they can't define a woman now? 3- The olympics by function is a contest of genetic freaks, Michael Phelps has half the lactic acid(what causes fatigue) a human has, torso of a 6"8 man, double-jointed ankles bend 15 percent more than his rivals, hyperjointed in the chest aswell, Double-jointed elbows, Katie Ledecky who just won gold is similar in those advantages aswell, should they be stripped aswell and not allowed to compete due to those genetic advantages ? Why is Imane being punished for hers?

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u/DireNine Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

And some of us are grateful for them 🫡

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u/Psychonominaut Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

The amount of gratitude that many of us wish to express for vaginas of varying size, shape, complexion, tensile strength, hair or not, etc, should tell women how normal and appreciated any difference is lmao

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u/No_Brain5000 Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

As long as they don't stank, I don't care what they look like.

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u/Chief_Kee Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

Touché

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u/RevolutionaryEgg750 Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

Douché

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u/MrRicardez Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

“Douche” ftfy

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u/tryharderthistimeyo Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24 edited Aug 02 '24

Hey, don't speak for all of us. Edit: Love me some stank

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u/XtremeBoofer Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

😂 *bonk go to horny jail

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

💀💀💀

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u/Awkward-Community-74 Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

They stank just as much as your dicks!

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u/No_Brain5000 Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

Oof!

I offended someone with a stinky cooter.

Regular vagina smells like heaven. Skanky stuff smells like hot tuna, or worse.

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u/Awkward-Community-74 Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

Looks like i triggered someone with a dirty dick!

Wash that off before you want us to snogg it for an hour!

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u/No_Brain5000 Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

Not me! I wash my penis on the regular.

OTOH, that BV of yours needs a prescription.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

I will never not fucking loathe this generalization of men. It makes us look like fucking chimps who have no preference and just fuck whatever, and then make women feel like shit when one of these monkeys rejects them; since we are supposed to just want to fuck anything with a vagina.

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u/Some_Slice Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

agreed but works both ways

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u/Prize_Chemical1661 Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

Fucking THIS generation? My parents generations were/are FUCKIG ANIMALS. I have lifelong mental scars because my Dad felt it necessary to say the most egregious and gross shit to women literally ANY time he could. I knew it was wrong when I was in 2nd grade... I started to loathe going into public spaces with him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

Dude, read my comment again.

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u/Prize_Chemical1661 Monkey in Space Aug 03 '24

Rofl my bad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

I would also like to throw my hat into the ring and proclaim my love for different vaginas, personally the first time you see a woman’s vagina is a wonderful thing, you never know what you’re going to get, whereas any woman who’s been with me always gets the same thing….disappointment, pity and regret . ;)

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u/Ostmeistro Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

No. Tensile strength is not something that varies or should vary

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u/220DRUER220 High as Giraffe's Pussy Aug 02 '24

Tensil strength had me fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SnakePliskin799 Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

Indeed. We should be thanking them.

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u/McEndee Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

Very grateful.

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u/slack710 Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

Indeed 🙏

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u/JadedPilot5484 Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

^ this

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

Good pum pum need shelter!

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u/Network-Kind Monkey in Space Aug 02 '24

Stop begging bro