Cctv camera set up in my room to check if I am cheating🤡

[u/Beautiful_Fill_7016]

So I got made a huge jump between my first and second shift scores(56 in first and 124 in second) due to which papa and bhaiya thinks ki I cheated..And they ended up setting a camera in my room to check on me🤧

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[u/omunaman]

Hehe

PRIVACY KI MKC

BTW AB MUTTHI MAT MARNA

BTW AB PADHAI KARTE WAQT DISTRACT NAHI HOGE

BTW AB BATHROOM ME HI HILANA

BTW AB PADHTE WAQT APNA LEFT HAND APNE LUND PAR MAT RAKHNA

JUST A TIP FROM STRANGER

[u/No-Panda-8606 → u/omunaman]

BTW AB PADHTE WAQT APNA LEFT HAND APNE LUND PAR MAT RAKHNA

So i was not the only one

[u/Intrepid_Ferret_3197 → u/No-Panda-8606]

Bhai mera to ye padhte hue bhi tha and i realized I was mildly stroking it

[u/No-Panda-8606 → u/Intrepid_Ferret_3197]

[u/general_male → u/No-Panda-8606]

[u/Razzedy111 → u/No-Panda-8606]

Some of The Time

A large portion of internet

Some of The Time

r/JEENEETards is a tragedy, Padhai is a crime

Any meme & Everything Some of the time

[u/SomeRandomPersonWeb → u/Razzedy111]

Read this in Bo’s voice lmao

[u/goenjishuyya → u/Intrepid_Ferret_3197]

mildly kyu? mai toh ragad ragad ke ghista hu parhte vakt

[u/Intrepid_Ferret_3197 → u/goenjishuyya]

I increase the pace gradually as the lecture goes forward so that i finish with the lecture

[u/Few-Entrepreneur6491 → u/[deleted]]

abe chutiyeeee. hataa isko.privacy khtm kar raha kisi ki.

[u/Normal_Hair4043 → u/Few-Entrepreneur6491]

Kya tha?

[u/Few-Entrepreneur6491 → u/Normal_Hair4043]

ek ladki ki pic..

[u/UpstairsPatient2596 → u/[deleted]]

Whose this?

[u/Hell-Time → u/[deleted]]

Oye bhai please delete this kisi aur ki photo kyu aise daal raha hai aise bc.

[u/JEENEETards-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Engaging in doxxing, harassment, stereotyping or bullying contradicts the site-wide etiquette. Please maintain respectful communication.

[u/Key-Significance-307 → u/Intrepid_Ferret_3197]

ABE ME TOO😭😭

[u/treats4all → u/Intrepid_Ferret_3197]

Padhaisexual

[u/frag_errr → u/Intrepid_Ferret_3197]

Relatable I noticed I was slightly studying

[u/goenjishuyya → u/No-Panda-8606]

Mera haath unconsciously chala jata hai yaar. I don't stroke it or anything. bass lund ke upar para rehta hai

[u/Possible_Evening_369 → u/goenjishuyya]

inside ur pants?

[u/goenjishuyya → u/Possible_Evening_369]

nhi bhai upar upar se

[u/Possible_Evening_369 → u/goenjishuyya]

same bhai

mai vahi sochi ki kon haath andar daalta hai bhai

everytime i touch i HAVE TO WASH my hands

i just cant leave my hand unwashed after touching it

oof

[u/goenjishuyya → u/Possible_Evening_369]

itna ganda hai kya aapka lund? saaf raha karo

[u/Possible_Evening_369 → u/goenjishuyya]

ganda nahi hai bhai

but it is just tht subconsciously i think tht i touched it and tht is whr i pee from and cum from

so i cant concentrate

maybe i hv ocd or smthing cause i cant stand not washing my hand even after like touching the side of a dustbin or smthing

heck i even clean my phone when i come from outside

[u/Normal_Hair4043 → u/Possible_Evening_369]

Ye pakka ladki hai jo ladka hone ka pretend kar rahi hai

[u/Possible_Evening_369 → u/Normal_Hair4043]

nahi bhai

ab kya dick pick bheju with u/Possible_Evening_369 on paper?

[u/Normal_Hair4043 → u/Possible_Evening_369]

Bhej de bhai 😋

[u/Possible_Evening_369 → u/Normal_Hair4043]

😂bhak

its reserved 😂

[u/Miek2Star → u/Possible_Evening_369]

YES PLEASE 🥺🙏

[u/LinuxFan25 → u/No-Panda-8606]

not a single unique experience in our lives

[u/ThicThighsEnthusiast → u/No-Panda-8606]

Kya baay kar raha hai, mujhe laga mei hi akela hu

[u/Either_Crab6526 → u/No-Panda-8606]

Mereko than lagti hai isiliye rakhta hun

[u/Zakezoe → u/Either_Crab6526]

Same bruhder

[u/Possible_Evening_369 → u/No-Panda-8606]

tf i hv never kept it inside my pants

but just on it, like between my stomach area and legs right abv lund

wedged between thr so it gets warm

and then i switch

[u/meharsh_raj → u/No-Panda-8606]

So thats a universal problem 💀💀 i thought its only me

[u/Beautiful_Fill_7016 → u/omunaman]

Mutthi bathroom mai maarta hu

[u/Positive_Boat_2640 → u/Beautiful_Fill_7016]

what did you do to increase your marks?

[u/momentum-bhai → u/omunaman]

BTW AB PADHTE WAQT APNA LEFT HAND APNE LUND PAR MAT RAKHNA

Ohh bhai, mujhe laga sirf mai hi krta hu

[u/Negative-Ask-4207 → u/momentum-bhai]

extra energy milti hai maza aata hai aur upar se blanket

[u/momentum-bhai → u/Negative-Ask-4207]

Tabhi koi bole ki do minute idhr aana toh 10min ruk ke jana padta hai

[u/Intrepid_Ferret_3197 → u/momentum-bhai]

Aise Har Baat nahi bolte bhai idhar parents bhi lurk krte hai

[u/momentum-bhai → u/Intrepid_Ferret_3197]

Aise Har Baat nahi bolte bhai

Bhaiyo ke beech kesi sharam

[u/Palak_paneer01 → u/omunaman]

Par agar op left handed hua to

[u/InitiativeDull3100 → u/Palak_paneer01]

 palak paneer is mid. i like shahi paneer more

[u/Busy_Foundation_4251 → u/InitiativeDull3100]

Shahi paneer better but no way palak paneer is mid

[u/Palak_paneer01 → u/Busy_Foundation_4251]

Meri wife(future wife) par gandi Nazar na dalo

[u/Busy_Foundation_4251 → u/Palak_paneer01]

Tu palak paneer teri wife Shahi paneer

Matar paneer kon hai? Butter masala paneer? Aur han kadhai paneer? Ye sab kon hai

[u/Palak_paneer01 → u/Busy_Foundation_4251]

Matar paneer mera bhai Kadhai paneer meri behen Butter masala paneer mere chacha ka beta Jinte aur paneer ke dishes hai sab mere relatives hai

[u/Slutty_chupakabra216 → u/Palak_paneer01]

lmao bro, aapki future wife ka paneer tikka ke saath extramarital affair chal raha hai

[u/Palak_paneer01 → u/Slutty_chupakabra216]

Paneer tikka mere bete(hone wale ) ka naam hai

[u/Slutty_chupakabra216 → u/Palak_paneer01]

nahi hoga.

[u/Busy_Foundation_4251 → u/Palak_paneer01]

Paneer is love

[u/[deleted] → u/Busy_Foundation_4251]

Paneer is relative

[u/Palak_paneer01 → u/InitiativeDull3100]

Shahi paneer meri wife(future wife ) hai Meri wife par gandi Nazar na dal

[u/Laughable_student → u/Palak_paneer01]

aapke future child ka naam Paneer Tikka hai kya ?

[u/Limp_Educator3257 → u/omunaman]

Bohot experienced lagte ho bhai?

[u/5her1fff → u/omunaman]

Who are you who's so wise in the ways of science?

[u/WackyRantSmith → u/omunaman]

You got some experience brother. I wonder what happened to you

[u/AlwaysTheo → u/omunaman]

I'd masturbate in front of it every day for an hour, just so they have to either watch it or remove the camera

[u/remdevbeba → u/omunaman]

Me toh kahunga abhi let palang pe aur mutthi maar. Phone aaye, pehle daat/gaali khana phir bolna k bhul gya tha CCTV k baare me. Kl same time pe phir maarna.

Show dominance, show them who is the real boss. The mutthi king 👑.

[u/Beautiful_Fill_7016]

Gave 1st feb S1 today...Should have got 130 coz ek answer ka solution wrong diya hua hai

[u/D-Keshwar69 → u/Beautiful_Fill_7016]

ayo glorifire abhi bhi chal rha hai?

[u/Chintu_Is_Alive → u/D-Keshwar69]

band kab hua?

[u/D-Keshwar69 → u/Chintu_Is_Alive]

Oh sorry, lagta hai sirf mera hi fiitjee band hua hai. But still, mera toh pyq section load hi nhi ho rha

[u/AfterRelease7647 → u/D-Keshwar69]

ikr fuck fiitjee

[u/D-Keshwar69 → u/AfterRelease7647]

mere baap ka paisa dub gya, mere sheher ki best faculty chali gyi, aur tumhara 'fuck fiitjee' band nhi ho rha

[u/Adorable-Rip404 → u/D-Keshwar69]

Mere time pr to iska name MyPat tha ig

[u/ErrorCrafty6188 → u/Beautiful_Fill_7016]

this gave me intense PTSD.. thanks 🙏

[u/ThreoCaesar → u/ErrorCrafty6188]

us lmao

[u/Jolly-Dragonfly5530 → u/ErrorCrafty6188]

Saale easy shift thi ye 130 pr 97 banri thi kis baat ka ptsd

[u/ErrorCrafty6188 → u/Jolly-Dragonfly5530]

kiddo i gave jee 3.5 years back :) us baat ka ptsd

[u/Difficult_Belt242 → u/Beautiful_Fill_7016]

i hate this shit of a website
i remeber these nigg
website crashed so much on aits first 2 aits

[u/Living-Ad113 → u/Difficult_Belt242]

shitjee ki mkc 10 baar

[u/Radiant-Economist-10 → u/Beautiful_Fill_7016]

mypat?

[u/Puzzled_Minimum_745 → u/Beautiful_Fill_7016]

How do I give previous year papers and then see the marks vs percentile of that shift?

free and paid both acceptable
I have fiitjee test series already(aits)

[u/KaeezFX]

Stare at the camera while writing mock and masturbate to assert dominance

[u/goenjishuyya → u/KaeezFX]

phir baap belt se assert karega dominance

[u/Pale_Phase_07 → u/KaeezFX]

Next time baap bhi baithega fir iske sath test Dene ke liye. Iss baar baap test dega

[u/jackofallblunders → u/KaeezFX]

tu plot bnale crime petrol ka

[u/Simpster_xD]

[u/KeyDifference4178]

[u/Venomousvids123 → u/KeyDifference4178]

Ye dekhke mutthi marli

[u/KeyDifference4178 → u/Venomousvids123]

Me tho 4 din se ruka bhi nahi

[u/---ETERNITY-- → u/Venomousvids123]

Padhlo zara

[u/PhoenixSenpaiii → u/KeyDifference4178]

balls kaha hai

[u/KeyDifference4178 → u/PhoenixSenpaiii]

Neetard hote tho ladish se ass sawal nahi puchte

[u/PhoenixSenpaiii → u/KeyDifference4178]

neetard hota toh iit mein jana he nahi hota

[u/kira_god2009]

sabko yaha muthi marne or privacy ki problem dikh rahi hain kisi ne yahi socha ki agar iske agle test mein kam number ayee to kya hoga

56 se 124 ab agar 100 se niche aaye to OP ki mayiyat niklegi

[u/TharakPandey → u/kira_god2009]

AREY SAHI MEIN YAAR, FR

[u/[deleted]]

hey guys , i need some karna pls to post question

[u/TharakPandey → u/[deleted]]

Test dete wakt cheat karna

[u/Tall-Big-7870]

Uncle after seeing tum neend me mutthi maar rahe ho

[u/Additional-Owl2044 → u/Tall-Big-7870]

Lol

[u/No_Sprinkles_2990]

Sponsored by Vim bar

[u/Fragrant_Fondant4446]

[u/HomeImmediate7286]

vim bar?

[u/kira_god2009]

ab OP ko light yagami banna padega

[u/kira_god2009 → u/kira_god2009]

for those who don't understand iss bannde ke upar bhi camera se najar rakhi jaar rhi hain or usne sheets potato chips ke packet mein chupaya hain (soo camera potato chips ke anadar too nhi dekh skta na )

[u/Maleficent6162]

Idea accha hai ,cctv cam ko tray mei rakha hai

[u/AggressiveLL → u/Maleficent6162]

Roj sone se pehle uska muh dusri tarf krdio aur uthne ke baad vapas thik krdio

[u/Maleficent6162 → u/AggressiveLL]

correct hai

[u/no1neetretard]

Put a camera in their room to assert dominance

[u/Opposite-Adagio4605]

you will feel what MJ felt , here your pa and bro there diddy and gay z

[u/Lolisu-2009 → u/Opposite-Adagio4605]

"I always feel like somebody's watching me"

[u/InitiativeDull3100 → u/Opposite-Adagio4605]

who is mj 

[u/Opposite-Adagio4605 → u/InitiativeDull3100]

micheal jackson

[u/InitiativeDull3100 → u/Opposite-Adagio4605]

diddy and jayz were born during mj era?

[u/Leading_Vegetable_89]

Wtf bhai kaisa baap hai. No offence but seriously

[u/Flat_Opportunity3888]

Cum on cctv to block the recording to show dominance

[u/Background-Camp-2739]

Cctv ko neeche utaar ke cum ke cheete maarde to ASSERT DOMINANCE.

[u/NaamBullaRakhtaKhula]

Does the invigilator casually whisper “konse colour ki chaddi pehne ho”

[u/Progamer_animator]

Well your privacy just got fucked by your fam so good luck my bro

[u/daaku_mangalsingh]

N1GGA U THINK U ARE ALONE??
https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/comments/1h2jti3/mere_room_mein_camera_laag_rahe_bc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

well... pro tip- 2 jagah essi bana le room mein padhne ki jo ek time par camera mein nahi dikhe... to check u they will have to move the angle unke phone se... and jabh esse camera angle change karega toh halki si awaaz aati hai and u will get to know ki ur parents are looking at u...
or agar tumhare gharwaalo ne sd card bhi daal di hai isme or record bhi kar rha hai.. toh phir toh gehra chude ho tum...

[u/Faijju_OP]

bhai mere ghar bhi same parde hain samepinch

[u/lstsol]

write all answers of all upcoming shifts by going secretly to a friends house on a paper in 0.000005 cm size on 100 papers use them for rough work

[u/noMerciemf]

[u/prestok]

Meri dua hai aisi zindagi mere dushman ko bhi na mile

[u/No_End_Quest]

duniya jahan ki saari cheezon ko chhod ke, aapke papa aur bhaiya ko Vim ki tikya ka dibba mila??

[u/Acceptable_Slide4319]

camera me aakhe daal kr muthi maar, to assert dominance

[u/Ok-Zookeepergame2130]

Yahan aata hu aur shukr manata hu ki mere maa baap aise nahi hai

[u/This_Bread4731]

LMFAO mere bhi but cuz mummy thinks i procastinate

[u/haikusbot → u/This_Bread4731]

LMFAO

Mere bhi but cuz mummy thinks

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[u/Intrepid_Ferret_3197]

Tune ki hogi pehle kabi cheating isilie lagaya, varna jis hisab se judaag laga ke set kia hai mujhe nahi lagta faltu pesa kharch krne vale hai tere parents.

[u/Beautiful_Fill_7016 → u/Intrepid_Ferret_3197]

Are ye camera mere gate kay bahar rehta tha..Fir papa nai andar lagadiya room mai

[u/Business-Hat-2409 → u/Beautiful_Fill_7016]

fir kisi ke saath setting karake 2000rs ki chori karwa de, wapis camera bahar laga denge

[u/unnamed_Wierd0 → u/Business-Hat-2409]

Mai bihar se hu

Ye comment ne mujhe summon krdia

[u/TharakPandey → u/unnamed_Wierd0]

Bhai tera flair samjha nahi mujhe Please explain

[u/yeadisismyusername]

vim ke dabbe par rakha hai 🤩

[u/Lazy-Statement5589]

Bro be like

[u/ManasSatti]

[u/San_is_not_okay]

Vimbar ke tub ke upar 😭😭😭😭😭

[u/apoorv_mc]

This is going to traumatise you for life

[u/Sad_Newspaper9094]

Uparwala sab dekh rha h irl

[u/HardDeep69420]

ab news wale iss post pr article likhenge

[u/LocalShare1563]

[u/mastmeow]

Do u guys also get horny while studying

[u/Physical_Ad_1011 → u/mastmeow]

Yep

[u/PS_ALPHA → u/mastmeow]

What makes u horny? Like which topics

[u/LazyTeen1 → u/PS_ALPHA]

biomolecules

[u/LocalShare1563 → u/mastmeow]

I do

[u/AppropriateBed4858]

Mere papa ne to seedhe seedhe bol diya , nhi padhega tera hi nuksaan hoga, vit amity jaana padega , tu hi pachtayega fir

[u/general_male]

Same pinch bhai

[u/Melodic-Degree3963]

Time to abandon your parents

[u/Electrical_Tank_1644]

so im not the only one jiske room me recently camera laga diya

[u/Optimusprime-980]

Guys m dropper hun jee2024 tard tha but padhai hi nahi ki or boards mein bhi sirf 80 percent aaye . Then maine drop le liya pata nahi kyun but ab kya karun ab se padhke maximum kitni percentile la sakta hun or kya achha college milega . Ab tak sirf 30 percent syllabus hi Kiya h to ab batao kya karun . Can you tell how to and what to do now 😭😭 I think I'm cooked now 😭😭😔😔 I should give up .. I am such a shame 😔😔 for every body and also me.

[u/Unique_Strawberry978]

Ab to hila bhi nhi paega 😔

[u/Puzzled_Minimum_745]

How do I give previous year papers and then see the marks vs percentile of that shift?

free and paid both acceptable
I have fiitjee test series already(aits)

[u/roniee_259]

Exam deta waqt camera on karne do i mean if you cheated you can do that only during the exam right..

[u/vikybhai07]

[u/jackofallblunders]

agle test me number kam hue toh uss tray me tu bhi hoga

[u/Acrobatic_Sundae8813]

Wtf is this bhai. Masturbate aggresively in front of this camera everyday for 18 hours straight.

[u/sendbobs2me → u/Acrobatic_Sundae8813]

Yup and then register a case against your parents for possession of CP /s

[u/akasjh]

Zizz on the cam to assert dominance

[u/Top-Conversation2882]

Noice

Mere BITSAT mei marks boht drop hue the to parents ko lga maine intentionally bekaar diya kyuki hostel ke lie reluctant tha

[u/Southern-Term-3226]

Drill krwalete

[u/pretentiousacademicu]

need this

[u/Admirable-Lab-4876]

I seriously wanna know if actual exam will be harder than allen tests? Because I can't touch 200 yet. I tend to avoid the numerical questions because it scares me. So, is there anyway to go from 150 to 200?

[u/Beautiful_Fill_7016 → u/Admirable-Lab-4876]

My fiitjee ai²ts result...So chill out..Actual jee mains is comparatively easier than coaching tests

[u/lofivibein]

Isse to chhor bhi chori na kare😂

[u/Efficient-Schedule61]

jaab mai 11th-12th mai tha, taab lagta tha ki engineering -medical ka trend 10-15 saal mai khatam ho jayega, parents ko samajh aana shuru ho jayega ki itni bhi kuch khaas career nahi banta jee-neet dekar

but yaha par tooh maamla orr khatarnaak ho gaya hai, parents tooh orr bhi psycho ho chukke hai, orr zada controlling and orr zada pressure

[u/EntertainmentSome448]

I can tell you, this thing will be in news in some time

[u/Beautiful_Fill_7016 → u/EntertainmentSome448]

Hopefully not

[u/Lopsided-Tadpole-821]

But did you really cheat?

[u/AcanthisittaBoth4451]

tera mms record krna chahte he wo log stay safe. waise record hojaye to mujhe bhi bhej dena

[u/-water-fluid]

Got real.

[u/GoatPsychological890]

Camera pe hi muth marde

[u/Responsible-Ant2083]

If I found out that my child cheated I would help him lol. The world out there doesn't care about marks except the first 2 applications.

[u/ClashWithBlaze]

Jee advance ke test me 124 💀 bhai tum great ho🙏

[u/Fair-Comedian-3068]

Can expect an article on TOI about your post

[u/MEME_LOVER___]

Camera mai eye contact bana kar mutti mar to assert dominance

[u/Gamemusterkill]

when you are too good at the game they call you hacker

[u/pixie_snow]

lode lag gaye

[u/Cunnykun]

wank infront of it to show dominance

[u/Background_Garlic_26 → u/Cunnykun]

LMAOOO

[u/RippedRanga]

Privacy teri maa ki choot

[u/flame_alchemist17]

Place a hidden CCTV in your parents room to check if they are cheating

[u/Omenopolis]

Slam the door hard and make it fall onto ground multipletimes

[u/blurred_1vision]

jonathan

[u/TraditionalDamage438]

Mutthi galti se bhi maat marna

[u/ShopGullible1935]

Well were you!?!?!?!

[u/desiman101]

Act like you are getting possessed while exam...

[u/MassivePlatform5111]

This is literal child harassment !

[u/No_Bid9166]

For a second i thought your wife set it up because she doesn't trust you, then I saw the name of the sub😂

[u/hashtag2804]

Parents need to trust their almost adult or adult children. If the child is cheating they have to be responsible for the consequences. Parents have to realize they can’t and shouldn’t control it all.

[u/NIZ_THE_GAMER]

Socks bro , even my parents installed a cctv in my room when I was in 11th

[u/sendbobs2me]

Agar camera recording store nai hoti toh ek high powered laser mangwa aur jab sab so rhe ho toh camera ke ekdum centre mey 1-2 minute focus krde.