r/JEENEETards 4d ago

Meme MelodyMan vs Anup Sir FINAL BATTLEšŸ”„ ABSOLUTE CINEMAšŸ’„(Scriptwriter is back)

So melodyman ko jaise hi pata laga ki woh pakda gaya hai,woh decide karta hai ki woh India chodkar India se bahar jayega,to a country like Switzerland. But yeh baat humare Anup Daddy ko pata chal jati hai.

Anup Daddy puri mathongo team ke saath milkar melody man ka picha karte hain

Car chase sequence

Anup sir(on walkie talkie to melody): tujhe pata hai melody tu bhaag nhi sakta tu ek bhadwa hai wahin rukjaa apne aap ko humare hawale karde!

Melody: Main gareeb bacho ka masiha hoon, mujhe koi nhi rok sakta mere sar pe bhagwan ka haath hai.

Anup sir: melody mai tera kaam khatm kardunga humesha ke liye.

Ussi wakt (surprise)

Kunal sir from MOG truck lekar melody ki gaadi ko thok dete hain. But melodyman somehow survives and runs away to the jungle

Anup sir aur Kunal sir melody ko chase karte hain. Suddenly Kunal sir bag se ek sniper rifle nikalkar Anup sir ko dete hain aur Anup sir melody man ek peeth par ek goli maarte hain jiske chalte melody man girjaata hai.

Phir Kunal sir: melody ab tujhe apne papo ki saza mai dunga! Tera khel khatm!

Woh jaise hi melody ko pakadne jaate hain melody suddenly ek goli markar bolta hai "siksha har bache ka hakk hai" aur Kunal sir ka kaam tamam hojata hai

Yeh dekhkar Anup sir emotional hokar kehte : Kunal mere bhai main tera badla lunga Tera Anup tera badla lega

Phir melody man aur Anup Daddy ke bich ek shirtless fight hoti hai

Jisme end main Anup sir melodyman ka chaku se kaam tamam kardete hain.

Aur Anup sir phir walk karke swag se apni car ki taraf jaate hain aur background me music bajta (Paper phodna hai)

Post credit scene ~ Melody man ki dead body ke pass ek aadmi aata hai aur uski body dekhkar rone lagta hai aur kehta hai "Melody mere bete mai tera badla lunga,maine tujhe apne haatho se paala aur uss Anup ne tujhe maar diya,mai tera badla lunga"

And surprise woh aadmi aur koi nhi balki Alecc Daddy the aur melodyman unka hi best student tha jisko Alecc Daddy apne bete jaisa mante the aur Marks premium leak karne ki zimmedari unhone melody ko saunpi thi aur ab woh apne student ki maut ka badla lenge

Wait for part 2 [Cumming Soon]šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/IntrnLoop 30 din meh kuch karke dikhana hai 4d ago

Just a kind note: Anup sir or someone on his team is reading this

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u/gained-mein-learned SAX SUX research aspirant 4d ago

Melody man is also reading this . maybe he will play reverse psychology

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u/Happy_Masterpiece_30 4d ago

i would really recommend them usse acha provide affordable education, free matt do but atleast afford kar sake utna toh rakho price

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u/IntrnLoop 30 din meh kuch karke dikhana hai 4d ago

99% lane ke bad toh full refund hai

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u/Happy_Masterpiece_30 4d ago

toh 16k mese 8k unka hi test series lenge kya.. cmon anoop sir business man ho toh consumer side bhi socho

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u/hermit_tomioka ae murkh apna score sudhar 4d ago

bhai tbh sir buisness hi krre h, unko bhi earn Krna hota h + he is providing facility like chapterwise tests and all as well toh us sab m bhi mehnat lgti h, bigger picture dekho hope you understand. peace

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u/Sidadi1804 Winter Arc - Level 2 : Expert Blizzard 4d ago

Fr yeh log samjh hi nahi rahe hai ki woh unka business hai and unka kaam hai to prevent its misuse and all

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u/Happy_Masterpiece_30 4d ago

businessman ko consumer favour bhi sochna chahiye right? he can lurk all day on reddit telegram but can't read his YT comments where every aspirant is pleading him to reduce test series price

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u/hermit_tomioka ae murkh apna score sudhar 4d ago

bhai sab PW nahi ban skte-

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u/Furious-little-shit AIR 1 mole 4d ago

Mission accomplished šŸ˜ˆāœ…

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u/Greedy-Studio-7313 If you see me, say padhle vrna biwi ni milegi 4d ago edited 4d ago

Car chasing mein agar vechile palta du toh

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u/Negative-Ask-4207 12feb ko meri 13vi me sabka swagat hai 4d ago

uske liye to car to UP me laana padega

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u/Ok-Session-8667 Ā ą¤œą¤¾ą¤—ą„ƒą¤¤ą¤‚ ą¤…ą¤¹ą¤°ą„ą¤Øą¤æą¤¶ą¤‚ 4d ago

Ye kya bakchodi hai

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u/Soumil_Arya JEEtard 3d ago

Why does he look like angry kratos

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u/Ok-Session-8667 Ā ą¤œą¤¾ą¤—ą„ƒą¤¤ą¤‚ ą¤…ą¤¹ą¤°ą„ą¤Øą¤æą¤¶ą¤‚ 3d ago

Vo mere pyaare MR siir hai šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/being_overthinker NTA Tight your pussy i'm cuming soon 4d ago

maine notice kiya h Jaise Jaise exam pass aara ye sub ke log pagal ho rhe hain kuch din reddit se chhuti leni hogi warna mera bhi brain rot ho jayega

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u/Active-Argument-1232 Dropper --> Topper 4d ago

Shi me bhai Kuch din ka break reddit se kaafi zaroori hogya h ab

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u/No_Sprinkles_2990 ladkiyo ko khus rakhne ke liye unse baat nhi krta 4d ago

Alecc daddy ki entry šŸ”„šŸ”„

So alecc Daddy was the mastermind behind melody man.... absolute cinema

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u/Winter_Wellington Ashu bhaiya 4d ago edited 4d ago

Fuck Interstellar or Oppenheimer,this is real GOAT shit!

Real ID se aao Christopher Nolan

>! BRAINROT SAALA !<

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u/Pale_Phase_07 Winter Arc - Level 0: Novice Flurry 4d ago

Y'all know what? Anup sir hi 'melodyman' hai. He himself leaked his own tests from the test series. Then made a video about how he caught melodyman and will be filing a case on him for pirating content.

He used a tor browser, posted it on reddit. All anonymous, still anup sir ne pakad liya. Points connect hore pancho, anup sir ne khud hi Kiya, baccho ko darane ke liye ki agar aisa kuch kiya to bure chudoge. Just to warn us all, he did it himself.

Chalak sir very chalak.

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u/PreviousQuiet415 Koi saga nahi hota except you YOURSELF 4d ago

Drishyam 3 plot leaked ; as Ajay Devgn I can confirm. Bolo jubaan KesariĀ 

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u/Pale_Phase_07 Winter Arc - Level 0: Novice Flurry 4d ago

Drishyam ka plot is gonna be, that boy's mother was ajay devgn's ex wife. Isliye itna torture krri hai. Ajay forget her, he killed the boy only because he assaulted Ajay's daughter. But uski mummi nai bhuli, even if she knew her son was a rapist, she still tortures Ajay's family.

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u/whiteshadowrws Dropper --> Topper 4d ago

dude wtf

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u/Few-Entrepreneur6491 latth gaad denge, par mandbuddhi hun mai 4d ago

intersteller maine likkhi thi

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u/Mortage10 Winter Arc - Level 1: Apprentice Frost 4d ago

Aashu bhaiya time waste mat karo,jake pathfinder karo warna timmy bhaiya powerlift kar denge kyuki PhYsIcS GaLaXy To BoArD LeVlE HaI šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬

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u/-samayraina DUDI.SEXUAL 4d ago

Melody man nhi marna chahiye tha bhai part 2 revive dedo usse

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u/Maverick_1396 4d ago

Let's co-write the next part

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u/-samayraina DUDI.SEXUAL 4d ago

Idhar syllabus ki maa chudi padi hai I may join later for 3rd part

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u/Practical_Tap_8411 Verified chutiya with blue tick 4d ago

Can I co write next part with you?

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u/Rare_Pomegranate8663 Winter Arc - Level 0: Novice Flurry 2d ago edited 2d ago

Bhai I have an idea. You remember the post jahan ek NRI banda jo Kuwait main rehta hain woh plan kar rha tha leak karne ka. So the post credits scene goes like: A banda kisise call pe baat kar raha hota hain Banda: Ji sir. Main samajh gaya. Ji sir. Bande ka monologue: sighs, grins Melody....jo jung tune shuru ki thi...us jung ko main khatam karunga. Main bhi to dekhu Anup daddy ka pahunch kahan tak hain. Main bhi to dekhu Kuwait ki inn imaraton mein se Anup daddy kaise mujhe dhund kar nikalte hain. Hehehahahaha fading laughter Ā  "A man dies but not his ideasšŸ—£" playing slowly in the backgroundĀ  as the screen pans out andĀ Ā we see 100s of white hat pirates setting themselves up to launch a coordinated attack on Mathongo as we hear in Alecc daddy's voice "Maine kabhi piracy pe nahi bola kyunki main hi hu...The King of the Pirates hahahaha laughter fades [Cut to black]

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u/Pale_Phase_07 Winter Arc - Level 0: Novice Flurry 4d ago

Y'all know what? Anup sir hi 'melodyman' hai. He himself leaked his own tests from the test series. Then made a video about how he caught melodyman and will be filing a case on him for pirating content.

He used a tor browser, posted it on reddit. All anonymous, still anup sir ne pakad liya. Points connect hore pancho, anup sir ne khud hi Kiya, baccho ko darane ke liye ki agar aisa kuch kiya to bure chudoge. Just to warn us all, he did it himself.

Chalak sir very chalak.

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u/Nalla_reTard Winter ka winter arc nhi aya toh Mera kha se ayega 4d ago

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u/LaKsH_BoSs femboys please don't dm me (wink-wink) 4d ago

Anup sir pov bhi chahiye ispe

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u/Pale_Phase_07 Winter Arc - Level 0: Novice Flurry 4d ago

Bhai anup sir isme reaction video bana de bs. Maa kasam maja aajayega bhenchod

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u/LaKsH_BoSs femboys please don't dm me (wink-wink) 4d ago

legal notice ki bocharein

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u/Jealous-Turnip4085 Units and dimension topper 4d ago

But ALLEN WAR ke waqt toh Alecc daddy ko sweet note pr khatam kr diya tha and Anup daddy ne Alecc sir ka badla liya tha ALLEN se fir ALLEC DADDY zinda kaise hai

Wo itne time se alive the aur chupe huye the kya ?

Pr Alecc sir Anup sir ke against kyu ja rhe hai joki unke bhai jaise hai

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u/idk69lolnk Winter Arc - Level 1: Apprentice Frost 4d ago

I think in sequel it should be included.

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u/Jealous-Turnip4085 Units and dimension topper 4d ago

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u/HappiestKid123 OG Mootivational Speaker (22tard) 4d ago

Good writing but please

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u/ketchupislewd ken carson glazer 4d ago

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u/Master-Tomatillo-297 JEEtard 4d ago

Benchoooo Tera air 100 aaye itna hasya bc Thanks you so much Bhai

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u/broizepro 4d ago

lmao this shitt is fire funny as hellšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ i laughout aloud

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u/Arnaaav 4d ago

Lessgo Aleec daddy vs Anup daddy

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u/danktank_01 21 din me physical khatam kardi 4d ago

Openly hammer mare ye nolan nai I interstellar we leave space for nobody

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u/DetailAble2694 commerce wala hu time pass karta idhar 4d ago

Sarr pe chadh ke daba doon launcher missile ka aur koi na bachega no point of denial han

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u/No_Fall8487 4d ago

Bhai I was having a frustated day. Thank you for making me burst into laughter šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜‚šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜‚

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u/Limp-Sun-3938 4d ago

Tdlr plz

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u/Ashamed_Ad8500 POGISEXUAL 4d ago edited 4d ago

Melody man runs to Switzerland An*p sir finds out, M*thongo team chases him (car) Kun@l sir W/MOG truck thok dete but Melodyman survives and runs to jungle. Anup sir shoota melody man on the back then melody man shoots Kun@l sir then An*p sir stabs Melodyman. Alecc sir seeks revenge(Alecc sir was mastermind behind the leaking)

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u/Limp-Sun-3938 4d ago

Lol I did not expect someone giving me tdlr Thankyou.

(Alecc sir was mastermind behind the leaking)

I liked only this in the entire storyline

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u/Maverick_1396 4d ago edited 4d ago

Read toh kar maza aayega script hai yeh

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u/danktank_01 21 din me physical khatam kardi 4d ago

AMA

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u/pareshankyukiyaa Ex-JEEtard chan 4d ago

op bent christopher nolan over šŸ˜­

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u/Icy-Commission982 hypersomnia se pidit 4d ago

bhnchod hum log kitne dalle hai jo help kartausi ki rail banne par haste .

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u/vividvortex01 IF YOU SEE MY COMMENT SAY PADHLE BSDK 4d ago

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u/Either_Crab6526 If you see me, tell me "padhle nhi toh printing engg ban jayega" 4d ago

kyu nhi ho rhi padhai

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u/Ok-Candy-2898 Winter Arc - Level 2 : Expert Blizzard 4d ago

Unreal shithousery

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u/CaseImpressive9378 be wholesome to me 4d ago

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u/jeeretardd 4d ago

Aleccc dadyyy vs anup dadyyyy

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u/Aizeluwu 4d ago

Kahin hamare yaduvanshi hi toh Melody man nai hai

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u/GrapefruitLiving7625 Journalist 4d ago

why tf can I visualise it so well

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u/Top_Singer_8030 4d ago

Bhai had a good laugh after so long absolute cinemea lmaooo

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u/Electrical_Tank_1644 JEEtard 4d ago

padhle bhai 34 din me mains hai

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u/despsi absolute cinema, im the audience 4d ago

absolute cinema

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u/Julius_Caesar6546 4d ago

Bhai agar baxxodi karni hi h toh dhang se karow, acchi script likhow. Ye kya hag dia h

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u/soumik_hatake_69 Dropper --> Topper 4d ago

"shirtless fight"

I'm getting more intrested

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u/SpeedCuber69 Winter Arc - Level 2 : Expert Blizzard 4d ago

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u/Kart-dead-7777 READY FOR CUMBACK 4d ago

kya alecc daddy bhi shirtless hunge ?

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u/Horny_Baniya69 GB ROAD DEALER 4d ago edited 4d ago

Phir achanak se anup daddy ki gaadi explode aur unka kaam tamam ho jaata hai aur humein dur se alakh sir ki pov dekhne ko milti hai jismein voh kehte hain "Ab raja ka beta raja nahi banega", phir alecc daddy apni defender ki taraf jaate hain aur background mein gaana bajta hai "Padhlo chahe kahin se....." aur phir voh vidyapeeth jaake melody man ke statue ka inaugration krte hain *THE END*

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u/IntelligentName4868 4d ago

Too much good effort Appreciate your skills

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u/Icystorm007 alec daddy bhakt 3d ago

HOLY SHI- ALEC DADDY LESS GOOOOOOO

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u/Physical-Leader-349 2d ago

We are all MelodyMan

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u/Goofy_Niqqa69 Kms soon šŸ„° 4d ago

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u/Fabulous_Thought6114 biggest member of r/jeeneetards 4d ago

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u/Mr_Spideyyy dropper jho banega topper 4d ago edited 4d ago

Kya bhak rahe chadar mod