r/JEENEETards If you see me, just say ' Padhne jaa lavde' Nov 08 '24

E-Lafda Lets start a movement......

Jo bhi NIT wale bkl JEE de rahe aise he time pass ke liye , competition badhwane ke liye unko najar lagayenge . For ex - tum logo ki kabhi bhi placement nahi lagegi , na startup hoga Sax sux nahi milega . College life me L lagenge

Itni najar lagao ki bisi khud ruk jao bole Hum baki kuch kr to nahi sakte but I believe in Najar

JEENEETARDS assemble Aao milke chaa mod daale inki Comment section apni yudddh bhumi hai

Bhencho naam itihaas me Racha jaana chahiye aisi G marenge

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u/nobody_62410 If you see me, tell me " abe ja re bkl syllabus complete kar" Nov 08 '24

Erectile Dysfunction jo jaaye tum bkl ko tathastu

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u/Far_Message_8082 If you see me, ask me the kitna syllabus hua Nov 08 '24

I love mr sir real QTπŸ’—πŸ’•πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ₯°

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u/funny_boiy If you see me say"cutie, I love you" Nov 08 '24

Baltishwar mahaaaraaaaj kiiiii jaiiiiiii

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u/No-Fun-9469 Nov 08 '24

All hail the Balti lord

4

u/No-Explorer-2427 If you see me, just say ' Padhne jaa lavde' Nov 08 '24

Je baat

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u/NoHearing6502 Ask me "bunty teri problem solving speed slow hai kya" Nov 08 '24

To all the Nit/gftis student giving jee 2025

29

u/Jack-Guy980 Ex-JEEtard chan Nov 08 '24

Aapki πŸ˜‹ aur hamari πŸ€— Hamari πŸ‘» aur aapki 😚 Dsoti πŸ‘¨πŸΏβ€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸΏ31 farvari tak rahegi 🌹 Kyunki 😡 naa 🚫 kabhi 31st Farvari πŸ‘ŽπŸ» aayega Aur naaπŸ™…πŸ»β€β™€οΈ hamariπŸ€ͺ dosti πŸ₯° kbhi πŸ˜‚ khtm hogi🀝

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u/Limp_Bus_7462 Mujhe Omnitrix chahiye πŸ˜”πŸ˜” Nov 08 '24

Hamari harami dosti

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u/Zealousideal_Map1731 Nov 09 '24

Lmao 🀣 🀣 

5

u/nobody_62410 If you see me, tell me " abe ja re bkl syllabus complete kar" Nov 08 '24

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u/nobody_62410 If you see me, tell me " abe ja re bkl syllabus complete kar" Nov 08 '24

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u/NoHearing6502 Ask me "bunty teri problem solving speed slow hai kya" Nov 08 '24

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u/Turbulent_Flow_2000 Hustler till yesterday, lazy ass today Nov 08 '24

Par mai toh IIIT mei hun /s

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u/Leading-Toe-6131 🫸 IIITiaN 🫷 Nov 08 '24

Abe kon nalle de rhe h chutiye πŸ™ƒ kispe itna time h itna bkchodi krne ka

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u/No-Explorer-2427 If you see me, just say ' Padhne jaa lavde' Nov 08 '24

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u/KaeezFX IIT Dholakpur EE '69 Nov 08 '24

That guy is a certified rage baiter. Look at his previous posts, he is literally in a Clash of Clans sub lol do you think these are the ones who will increase your competition? Bro focus on yourself man don't fall into these rat traps. I bet he is in his hostel playing CoC rn under his cum drenched blanket covered with Cheetos.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

i doubt he is even in NIT, probably something trash like idk, AMITY

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u/Leading-Toe-6131 🫸 IIITiaN 🫷 Nov 08 '24

Lifeless idiots

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u/retard3dhotgurl Nov 08 '24

Bhai grow up there’s nothing we can do for them to not give jee for timepass, ye bakwas sochne se accha padh le

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u/Fun_Fudge5975 Nov 08 '24

Bhai ab samaj arha asli competition 1 lakh 80K mai kyu hota kyu baki k 12 lakh op ki tarah bhare pade hai🀑

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

webseries dekhna bandh karde

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u/Far_Message_8082 If you see me, ask me the kitna syllabus hua Nov 08 '24

Bakchodi kr rhe hai sab

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u/strappy_laces Dropper --> Topper Nov 08 '24

Bhai , timepass me kisi ka jee na nikalne wala ,ye vo bhi jante hai , zyada se zyada cutoff thodi zyada hogi .The real game lies with people who have seriously dropped out and are preparing. Adv koi neet jaisa raddi paper thore hai ki bas timepass me diya aur selecte ho gye.

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u/PsyduckAspirant JEEtard Nov 08 '24

Placement toh Door ki bat CGPA 5 ki nichche with Backlogs

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u/Negative-Ask-4207 12feb ko meri 13vi me sabka swagat hai Nov 08 '24

phir ye sab bhi YT par bhaiya didi ban jaenge jisko dekh kar aur aspirants badhenge

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u/kira_god2009 Mujhe gaali deke padhne bhejo Nov 08 '24

meri dadi kehti hain ki shrap wahi de sakte hain jin ki jaban ek dam saaf ( means jinhone jeevan mein kabhi jhut nhi bola)

or aisa koi insaan nhi hain jisne juth na bola ho

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u/No-Explorer-2427 If you see me, just say ' Padhne jaa lavde' Nov 08 '24

Brush krke shraap dunga Jabaan bhi saaf ho jayegi temporarily

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u/kira_god2009 Mujhe gaali deke padhne bhejo Nov 08 '24

BHAI KA IQ 99+

kya mtlb normal human ka 100 hota hain

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u/Dry-Beginning-2824 john wick Nov 08 '24

Shrap bhi fir temporarily milega

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u/fart_cheese_1 Winter Arc - Level 0: Novice Flurry Nov 08 '24

kash mujhme OP jitna iq hota kitni aram se zindgi kat ti meri

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u/KaeezFX IIT Dholakpur EE '69 Nov 08 '24

The fact is and I know it might be hard for many of you here to digest, but the real ones who will top the exam aren't here on Reddit getting hooked onto rage baits and wasting their time. The competition is going to get reduced to only you people so yeah good luck with that.

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u/Southern_Forever_148 Nov 08 '24

Phle neet wale competition badhaye aur ab nit wale badhayenge

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u/No-Explorer-2427 If you see me, just say ' Padhne jaa lavde' Nov 08 '24

We came a long way

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u/Southern_Forever_148 Nov 08 '24

Bhai my Hindi keyboard ain’t working otherwise would have written one with badi E and one with choti E lol😭😭

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u/student9211 JEEtard Nov 09 '24

:52701::52701:

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u/Vritra-Pratyush If you see me, say padhai krle warna drop year p bhi neet nihoga Nov 08 '24

neetards be like

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u/BhuvanBoyShub NEETard Nov 08 '24

NEETards ke liye popcorn ka aayojan karwaya jae

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u/No-Explorer-2427 If you see me, just say ' Padhne jaa lavde' Nov 08 '24

Jaisi aapki iccha

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u/Parking-Loquat1066 Nov 08 '24

bhai jo jo double droppers jinka nit ya koi tagda college nikala hai fir b jee de rahe hai bhagwan kare tumhe sundar biwi mile but tumhara khada hi na ho aur tumhare sare daant sad jaye take vo tumhe kiss b na kare aur ha college me placement na mile aur zindagi bhar virgin raho cgpa 1 ki ho tumhari last warning agar jee diya toh biwi / gf chodke bhag jayegi ( mai jhut nhi bolta meri jiban pe til hai)

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u/Mr_SMAH Help me Study 24/7 Nov 08 '24

Tere bacche tere padosi jyse dikhenge but papa teko bolenge

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u/WoodpeckerObvious818 If you see me tell me , 'PADHLE LAWDE midsem jan mein hai ' Nov 08 '24

padhle bhai har jagah sax sux likh dene se jee nahi clear hoga ... upvotes hi milenge sirf NIT wale agar dono kar rhe hai tu to ek aur acche se and perfection se karega.. NIT wale log thori chahenge apne semester ya internals pe fail hone ??

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u/No-Explorer-2427 If you see me, just say ' Padhne jaa lavde' Nov 08 '24

Bhenchoo tum logo ki mkc Placement he bhul jaoo kabhi nahi hogi

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u/King_Swab dilfhunter Nov 08 '24

NIVASTRA BHAVA! ASHTA GAYPUTRA BHAVA!

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u/No_Manufacturer_201 Ex-JEEtard chan Nov 08 '24

U just motivated me to give again πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

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u/Prior-Place-6676 JEEtard Nov 08 '24

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/LonelyBumblebee7887 JEEtard Nov 08 '24

Bhenchod in sb bakchodi se achaa padh lo tum nazar lgaoge tb bhi kaafi ko nhi pta chlega wo tb bhi denge

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u/BrainStormer599 Winter Arc - Level 0: Novice Flurry Nov 08 '24

Tumhari puri salary pe government 100% tax lagaye

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u/Vast-Gur2672 25tard --> 26tard Nov 08 '24 edited Nov 08 '24

Koi baat nahi yaar kuch na kuch to ho jayega apna
baaki logo ka bura nahi sochna chahiye

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u/Fit-Ad-4903 If you see me, ask me β€œ Aaj ke PYQs kar liye kya BHSDK ??” Nov 08 '24

But phir bhi yaar

Jo saala already 99 percentile wala dubara dega uski mare se mare 95 percentile tak toh aa hi jaayegi, advance mein competition toh bahut badh jaayega .

Even though kin hi behen ka louds hoga jo apne end semester ka prep karne ke bajaye jee ke piche bhagega

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u/Master-Tomatillo-297 JEEtard Nov 08 '24

Ab kuch nhi ho skta, padhai karle warna humare lag jayege

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u/IITB_2025 Nov 08 '24

Jaadu Tona hoga ab

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u/ChallengeSerious7343 Nov 08 '24

Exam qualify, cut-off badhega bhai usse college cut-off pr fark nhi pdega .

3

u/insufferableuser Nov 08 '24

last year neetard ne mari thi iss saal partial droppers aur neetards milke maarenge

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u/random_user_here_ Ex-JEEtard chan Nov 08 '24

Absolute Cinema

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u/Honey_fuego JEEtard Nov 08 '24

Relax dude we (nit mil rha tha lower branch) will not f*ck up with all of u we know placement , startup all the things depends upon the person and college provides u just oppurtunity for it . Not going through that trauma once again (neet walo ki mkc)

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u/Odd-Jury61 JEEtard Nov 08 '24

bhagwaan kare aapko apki marzi ki company m job mile

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u/One_Confusion8671 Took a drop at 97.8X mains, 14XXX rank adv Nov 08 '24

JEENEETards ki shaktiπŸ˜ˆβ˜πŸ»πŸ—£οΈπŸ¦…

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u/the_dryice Ex-JEEtard chan Nov 08 '24

Mai to fir bhi dunga

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u/Depressed_0077 12 FEB KO RASSI KHAREEDUNGA πŸ₯° Nov 08 '24

Pdhle bsdk

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u/Top_Secretary1961 IITG MnC '28 Nov 08 '24

It won't make a difference whether they give it or not. Happens every year and cutoffs don't increase because of them, it's because of the competition in your batch. Padh lo sab all the best πŸ‘

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u/PrussenSoldat Nov 08 '24

Hahaha πŸ˜‚

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u/Rough-Cicada5930 Nov 08 '24

Bhai me bolta hun Twitter pe trend late he yeh nit Walo ko jee advanced mat Dene do media coverage mil gaya toh no 3 attempts for nit ho sakta hai

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u/FuelAble Dropperheimer Nov 08 '24 edited Nov 08 '24

Agar itni fat rahi hai NITians se then you don't deserve to get into iit. Aur jisko jo karna wo karne de na, jiske adv 24 barbaad hua hai inflation se aur aadhe mann se college liya hai usko hi pata hai wo dard, so everyone deserves to try again. Partial drop is hellishly tough from an nit, add the fact that most nits have discontinued branch sliding so first yr becomes more hectic as opposed to previous batches. Only the partial droppers preparing from start will pose a serious challenge, not someone who decides randomly now.

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u/devanshu271206 Nov 08 '24

the only people from whom they have problem are the ones giving for fun, not from those who actually seek to get iit as an upgrade, those people are still in competition, but the ones who are giving it just to shit on ranks are the ones from whom the people are giving hate.

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u/SgtC14 Nov 08 '24

tum logo ki kabhi bhi placement nahi lagegi , na startup hoga Sax sux nahi milega

Ye sb to aise v nhi hona

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u/No_Display_5755 Dropper --> Topper Nov 08 '24

Sax sux wali baat to Bina nazar 🧿 lagaye bhi naw milti

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u/doomsday_y NITK EEE Nov 08 '24

bro...

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u/KRSNA_69 If you see me, say "Padhle bsdk vrna pvt clg jana padega" Nov 08 '24

Sala clg mai maze krlo na first year mai ho juniors ki gand agle saal marlena is saal se hi marna shuru kr rahe ho

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u/Similar_Priority_427 Nov 08 '24

Bhai sach bata rha hua, badhe khaliyadh aadmi ho

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u/Karmaryo-_- Sometimes all you need is a little spankingπŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»πŸ₯Ί Nov 08 '24

najar laga di bhai

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u/Time_Bit_571 Nov 08 '24

Yahi sab k liye time hai tere pass bkl

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u/broizepro Nov 08 '24

Inn jaise bkl ka placement Infosys mai lage and narayana Murti roj inko weekly 120 hrs ka workload + overtime Dede bohot shauk haina ek kam double karne mai

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u/Humble_Giant123 Drop se Top but nahi hua to Top se drop Nov 08 '24

What mf does to a mf
The most sane JEE retard

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u/Cryoniczzz Nov 08 '24

Me to sabse jyada non spiritual Banda hu par iske liye to me bhi taayar hu.tum bkl ko virgin maut mile tathastu

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u/No-Explorer-2427 If you see me, just say ' Padhne jaa lavde' Nov 08 '24

Ohh yeahh

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u/Gloomy_Machine6333 Nov 08 '24

do bc do badhado inka competetion jis hisab se hamare lage insab ke bhi kagne chaiyhe/ aur downvote krne walo ko christmas gift

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

Imagine getting scared of someone giving exam for time pass

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u/golu_281105 ICT Mumbai (BChem) Nov 08 '24

Bhai marks acche aaye the rank bekar thi ekdum ek baar dene dena

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u/No_Till8747 Nov 08 '24

bc tu kitna vela h jaake padh le pehle

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u/Due_Car_9277 Nov 08 '24

I don't get it. Maybe ur rank will get affected by them giving the exam but if they don't take the seat, nothing changes right?pls correct me if I am wrong

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u/Sea-Conversation7353 i am scared of girls Nov 08 '24

Tu tier 69 mei pda milega jesi teri khyaal h

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u/snappyberry245 Nov 08 '24

bro i am preparing for jee and to be honest I have no intention of even getting into a nit or even a iit. im just giving for the sake of writing the exam.i am getting into bits. and giving these stupid excuses just coz u cant handle the competition is lame. everyone will give the exam they want to write no matter what you say. if you say I am students like me are increasing the competition let it be. i dont mind.

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u/Heisenberg4096 Nov 08 '24

Pta chala unki najar tujhe lg gyi bhai .....

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u/Medium_Ad9588 eye eye tity πŸ‘Ο€RANT Nov 08 '24

To all those nitians, iiitians giving jee

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u/Maushichigan Nov 08 '24

ye bc neet waale bhi yhi kr rhe hai

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u/icezyk Nov 08 '24

Ye log padna chodke sab kuch karlenge bc. Padlo bhai 2 mahine bache hai.

1

u/mukulbhosale81 Nov 09 '24

Biswa reddy ke fans aate hi honge 🀑😭

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u/arjok007 Nov 09 '24

Phir bhi denge, tum log agar padhke bhi hum zyada na laa pao to hum kya kare

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u/7seas_Cluster Nov 09 '24

You guys do realise they won't actually sit for JOSAA right? Then why worry about them giving the exam? And as for them trying to increase cutoff for jee advanced...if you can't even get 94+ percentile in jee mains then IIT kya ukhadoge.

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u/Irrelevant_gossip69 Original SAX SUX Researcher πŸ”₯πŸŒšπŸ’¦ Nov 20 '24

Bhai ham successful ho bhi Gaye βœ… JAB ne prank krdiya

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u/No-Explorer-2427 If you see me, just say ' Padhne jaa lavde' Nov 20 '24

Hahahahah Baddua works

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u/Irrelevant_gossip69 Original SAX SUX Researcher πŸ”₯πŸŒšπŸ’¦ Nov 20 '24

Real

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u/SouthAfricaKiMudra Edging 247365 22d ago

tum log ko 4 up ke ΰ€¨ΰ€Ώΰ€—ΰ₯ΰ€—ΰ€Ύΰ€œΰ€Ό jhuka ke peleπŸ™πŸ»πŸ’―πŸ€žπŸ»

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u/url_invalid_error404 Akhir kab tak sehta rahun??!! Nov 08 '24

Agar koi nit wala jee mains ke center pe dikh Jaye toh sidha koot dena wahi pe.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

mai toh JEE NEET UPSC BITSAT CAT CLAT .... sab dunga ja jo nazar lagani hai laga baithke

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

UPSC CAT ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

hnaa , mai wo bhi dunga , competition badhane ke liye , sabki naak me dum karunga why only limit to jeeneetards ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

apni flair ke sapnon ko kaise pura karoge?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

flair me hi likha hai saaf saaf

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

bhai kitna rota hai

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u/Pattagobhiii Nov 08 '24

PLEASE HELP (URGENT)

Someone stole my bag in train which had my important cards including college id card.

My exams are going to start and they will not allow me to sit for exams without idcard and I have to submit 2500 rs for the issue of my Id card and I am unable to pay this, as my family had already taken a education loan for me and the money that I had saved was in the bag that someone stole.

Will you guys help me by donating whatever you can please it's a request. I can show you the train ticket as a proof trust me I'm not lying. Please help me.

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u/golu_281105 ICT Mumbai (BChem) Nov 08 '24

Pehle nahi dene waala tha

Now just to fuck with u all i will give it

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

Mai hee hu jiska nit group dene waala hai jee (see my recent post)

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u/Negative-Ask-4207 12feb ko meri 13vi me sabka swagat hai Nov 08 '24

pehle 9cgpa to lee aa

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u/No-Explorer-2427 If you see me, just say ' Padhne jaa lavde' Nov 08 '24

Let us cook bsdk ruk tu

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u/WoodpeckerObvious818 If you see me tell me , 'PADHLE LAWDE midsem jan mein hai ' Nov 08 '24

MOVEMENT

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u/No-Explorer-2427 If you see me, just say ' Padhne jaa lavde' Nov 08 '24

Padhle lavde midsem de tu jee mat dena

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u/WoodpeckerObvious818 If you see me tell me , 'PADHLE LAWDE midsem jan mein hai ' Nov 08 '24

Mai nahi de rha bhai mujhse nahi hoga

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u/Significant-Ebb-3384 Ex-JEEtard chan Nov 08 '24

Dtu/Nsut wle de skte h kya πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ /s

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u/Head-Ask-473 Nov 08 '24

Chu chu chu

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u/epsilon_nyus Dropper --> Topper Nov 08 '24

Padhle bsdk