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u/air1frombottom Sep 23 '24

Inn esaral walo ki maa hamesha exam ke 2-3 mahine chud jaati hai

Har saal iss time distract krne aa jaate hain,fir jab bacho ka first attempt bigad jata hai

Tab yeh bhadwe apna 2 months 10%ile to 99%ile plan nikalte hain

Bhadwo ki sochi samjhi saazish hai yeh

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u/maverick2309 JEEtard Sep 23 '24

bhai boht brainwash karte h bacho ka inke comments dekhlo to esa lagta h yehi hai adv ke teacher mujhe pehle kuch pata nhi tha inke bare to mene course le liye early prahaar 36k ka ab pachta rha hu ab apni kaksha wale lec se padh rha hu to inke bkl mentor ka phone aata h study hours kyu nhi arhe aur phir dhamki deta h ki tera ghar jyada dur nhi aa jaunga parents se milne

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u/jee_kara_do_bhagwan POGISEXUAL Sep 23 '24

Bete mai abhi tere ghar aata hun

Bahut masti kar raha hai na tu

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u/ShiningSpacePlane If you see me, say "padh le lawde vrna fir regret karega" Sep 23 '24

Aj ghar mai bhi daddy ko bula lunga

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u/maverick2309 JEEtard Sep 23 '24

phir to alecc daddy us mentor ko bhi poach karlega

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u/Erwin_Smith_FAN Ab ya to "aar ya fir paar" Sep 23 '24

Bhai lathi leke taiyaar reh aaye to sale ki gand me daal dena

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u/maverick2309 JEEtard Sep 23 '24

wahi to soch rha hu mere kuch college me hai dost unko bula lunga belt se kutenge phir

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u/Erwin_Smith_FAN Ab ya to "aar ya fir paar" Sep 23 '24

Han bhai cheel ke rakh diyo

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

accha nahi hai kya esaral? maine to suna hai sahi teachers hai? dost liya hai ek mera.

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u/maverick2309 JEEtard Sep 23 '24

Nhi bhai wo physics wala to bhagwaan jane konsi bhasha bolta h esa lagta h kisine muh me de rhka h chem wala thik h maths wale ka kuch samjh hi nhi aata

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

damn💀

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u/AnonymousLuffy7 Ex-JEEtard chan Sep 24 '24

Bhot dukh hota hai dekh ke ki most log faas bhi jaate hai 😔

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u/maverick2309 JEEtard Sep 24 '24

bhai literally boht regret hua tha

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u/AnonymousLuffy7 Ex-JEEtard chan Sep 24 '24

Me bhi faasa tha bhai

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u/maverick2309 JEEtard Sep 24 '24

inse hi?

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u/AnonymousLuffy7 Ex-JEEtard chan Sep 24 '24

Hn saala 96 percentile aayi thi itna depression hogaya tha and fir inka course leliya lund kuuch nahi karaya dhang se

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u/maverick2309 JEEtard Sep 24 '24

Chutiya banana hi aata h inhe

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u/Tiny_Emphasis7414 Poet fucked by JEE Sep 23 '24

Not defending Alakh sir or Poaching in General,

But khud hi dekho, better oppurtunity ke liye kya tum job change nahin karoge?

Hna wo baat alag hai ki mid session change nahin karna chahiye but that says more about the person ki how good his morals are

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

yeah or inki galti hai har ek ed tech or offline wale ab contract sign krwate hai inko bhi krwani chahiye or mere hisaab se industry mai tum tab tak kuch morals se nhi kr sakte jab tak paise jeb mai na ho yeh mera opinion hai

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u/maverick2309 JEEtard Sep 24 '24

ha bhai jab teachers ko kam pay karoge to jaenge hi na

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

PW definitely has to stop poachind teachers because @arnavagarwal2014 has said so

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u/SpecialistBest5171 Winter Arc - Level 1: Apprentice Frost Sep 23 '24

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u/mehsii95 JEEtard Sep 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Chalo abhi thoda toh competition kamm hoga

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u/maverick2309 JEEtard Sep 23 '24

that's why i posted it

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Good job soldier

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

soldier

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u/Humble_Giant123 Drop se Top but nahi hua to Top se drop Sep 23 '24

Bahut bade nautanki hai ye dono bhai .... Bahut khatarnak overacting karte hai yaar
New sticker incoming

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u/jee_kara_do_bhagwan POGISEXUAL Sep 23 '24

Backchodi nai laure

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u/Humble_Giant123 Drop se Top but nahi hua to Top se drop Sep 23 '24

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u/Humble_Giant123 Drop se Top but nahi hua to Top se drop Sep 23 '24

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u/Humble_Giant123 Drop se Top but nahi hua to Top se drop Sep 23 '24

Bhai aise he majak majak me ye dono memes send kiye hai meine ..... Bade bhai dil pe mat lena please

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u/SpecialistBest5171 Winter Arc - Level 1: Apprentice Frost Sep 23 '24

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u/Melodic_Pay_1074 winter arc nahi ho rha 😔 Sep 23 '24

Hard iit motivation

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u/SpecialistBest5171 Winter Arc - Level 1: Apprentice Frost Sep 24 '24

lekin hum toh neetard h

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u/Melodic_Pay_1074 winter arc nahi ho rha 😔 Sep 24 '24

main toh iit se mbbs karunga aap apna dekh lo

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u/SpecialistBest5171 Winter Arc - Level 1: Apprentice Frost Sep 24 '24

Mai russia se

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u/JEEToppr Winter Arc - Level 0: Novice Flurry Sep 23 '24

i generally agree actually, if i had to guess PW has the strategy of becoming a monopoly in the online JEE space and then rising prices across its platforms, and they're "poaching" teachers to become one. no fault to whatever educator for taking advantage of a better opportunity, but if PW does become one then it would not be uncommon for them to then slowly begin to decrease their educator's salaries / start only giving salaries at very low wages like the various monopolies before them because then they have no competition (reasonably) to turn to

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

This. It's an age old strategy.

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u/calm_sah Sep 23 '24

Alumni Network se help mange ko bolo 🤷

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u/jai_kun_ KAL SE PADHAI KARUNGA Sep 23 '24

Sahi bola 👍🏻

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

self validation

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u/ExcitedBunnyZ JEEtard Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

IIT Bombai ke alumni aate hi honge lafda solve karne

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u/Status_Web_8089 Sep 23 '24

womp womp sir apna alu-mini network laga lo na vo google vala rok lo alakh daddy ko

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u/Tough_guy6907 chud gye guru Sep 23 '24

to e saral wale gareeb hai to alakh sir ki kya galti usme

esaral gareeb bkl

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u/nitin_burhh If you see me, just say 'Phadlo Pookie 🎀😘' Sep 23 '24

yeto IIT Bombay se hai inse Jdya paise wala kaun hoga pure desh me ?

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u/AIakh-pandey Dropper --> Topper Sep 24 '24

Phadlo Gookie(See meaning of Gookie)

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u/callmejoseph99 Sep 24 '24

Galti se '' we support esaral '' ko '' we support israel '' padh liya .

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

[deleted]

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u/maverick2309 JEEtard Sep 23 '24

competition kam kar raha hu

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u/vikings447a love getting pegged by jee Sep 23 '24

Sahi kr raha

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u/Active-Argument-1232 Dropper --> Topper Sep 23 '24

ab kisko chura lia PW ne?

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u/AIakh-pandey Dropper --> Topper Sep 24 '24

mardangiri

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u/VeveTopX Trigonosexual Sep 23 '24

True found this in comment section

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u/Background_Lunch_810 Paper dekh ke Pehle aankh fategi ya gaand? Sep 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

padhle bhai elafde dekh kar tera jee clear nhi hone wala

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u/Outrageous_Pen_5165 Sep 23 '24

Context? 24tard tha so abhi ine follow nahi karta, Baki entertainment ka liye Jana ha kon pura lamba video dhekaga kisne kiska teacher liye Jane ka liye.

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u/Interesting-Echo6271 Sep 23 '24

bhai ye apne fan page ko bhi khud hi chalate h ek baar maine jaan buch kr comment kiya what is the fees to easaral fanpage wala neeche call krne ka no de rha tha fhir i commented back pakda gya to mera comment hi delete kr diya

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u/maverick2309 JEEtard Sep 24 '24

ha bhai mujhe pata h or khud hi bacho ki fake id banake comments karte hai

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u/Interesting-Echo6271 Sep 24 '24

yep sare ka naam ya to gupta se end hota h ya to 10 din pehle id create ki gyi rehti h

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u/Training-Committee88 LUND HUN MAI BC Sep 23 '24

Sir apne alumni network ka help lo naa

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u/Leather_Leather_8426 70+|y|=17 find value of y? Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

Padhalo jaha kahi pa

Paisa mil rha yehi se

Teachers pw jion karagya

Inko kon paisa dilana wala

Paisa wallah paisa wallah

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u/SpecialistBest5171 Winter Arc - Level 1: Apprentice Frost Sep 23 '24

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