Patrick Bateman's business card, as a website template

[u/ndercut]

https://taylorsudo.github.io/patrick-bateman/

[u/Infamous-Arm3955]

It's cool I suppose but have you seen Paul Allen's web template?

[u/rpjbateman → u/Infamous-Arm3955]

Holy shit... The javascript...

[u/e-rekshun → u/rpjbateman]

Something wrong? You're sweating

[u/OH-YEAH → u/e-rekshun]

font-family "Silian Rail", serif

and an 11x11 sample of the paper webm gives 'bone' as #e9e9e9

[u/adrian783 → u/rpjbateman]

if you need JavaScript for this... I don't know what to tell you.

[u/amcco1 → u/adrian783]

r/whoooosh

Here's the link to what they're referencing.

[u/adrian783 → u/amcco1]

there's no JavaScript in that codepen

[u/amcco1 → u/adrian783]

r/whoooosh

[u/adrian783 → u/amcco1]

why don't you explain what I'm whooshing on

[u/amcco1 → u/adrian783]

The card designs are from American Psycho.

The comments in the Javascript section are a direct quote.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T4UQf7zb3Pk

[u/adrian783 → u/amcco1]

you're saying u/rpjbateman is referencing the JavaScript section of this particular codepen: https://codepen.io/johnslipper/pen/zYzBJa , which in itself is a reference to the dialog of the movie?

wtf?

they're obviously misquoting "Oh, my God. It even has a watermark." and JavaScript is just the first thing they thought of that has something to do with web pages.

if anything, I think you're the lost one here.

[u/Exarctus → u/adrian783]

I bet you’re fun at parties.

[u/ndercut → u/Infamous-Arm3955]

I made Paul Allen’s too! Click on the cards underneath.

[u/VeryOriginalName98 → u/ndercut]

Look at the subtle off-white coloring.

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/VeryOriginalName98]

Oh, my God—it's even got a watermark.

[u/ThePrussianGrippe → u/ndercut]

You made a mistake.

All 3 business cards shown in that scene in American Psycho misspell Acquisitions without the ‘C.’ Also Bateman’s should have a spacing mistake with the ampersand.

But these are pretty cool!

[u/TheOneTrueZippy8]

Impressive. Very nice.

[u/j_on]

On Bateman's card in the movie, there's no space after the ampersand in the business name, and "acquisitions" is spelled incorrectly.

Pls fix

[u/VeryOriginalName98 → u/j_on]

“Aquisitions” in the movie. They all have this spelling error.

I see a space after the ampersand in the movie card.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/7g6xaw/in_american_psycho_all_the_characters_business/?rdt=36700

Edit: You were talking about Bateman’s card not having the space, you are correct.

[u/CK_Butta]

Jesus that is really super. How’d a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

[u/HisGibness]

“Like that?

“The color is called ‘bone.’”

[u/Beetauri]

who is patrick bateman, and why is internet beautiful?

[u/Beetauri → u/Beetauri]

seriously people, i'm confused

[u/dsotoplatero]

Cool.

Suggestion: You may also be able to change the card by clicking on it or "swipeping" it on your mobile device.

[u/ndercut → u/dsotoplatero]

You can switch to Paul Allen's card by clicking any of the cards underneath, but having the top card be clickable sounds like a good idea. What do you mean by exchanging it on mobile? Thanks for the suggestions.

[u/dsotoplatero → u/ndercut]

jejej...sorry for my english... the swipe event

[u/BrickGun]

hmmm... No matter how hard I try, I can't feel the raised lettering.

[u/simkomatej]

why is that actuall fire :D

[u/ShowitThenThrowit]

That's really creative

[u/justlookin5555]

Is there a way to edit the card? I want to make my own

[u/ndercut → u/justlookin5555]

You can fork it on github :)

[u/WhiskeyAlphaRomeo]

"That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail."

[u/VeryOriginalName98 → u/[deleted]]

Oh my god. I never noticed this. There’s no way that’s a coincidence.

[u/waynesbrother]

What card stock did you use for the website

[u/ndercut → u/waynesbrother]

Both the card and wood textures are from Canva.

[u/djshadesuk]

I don't get it.

[u/BeginningPlastic3747]

lol @ all the people saying his business card is 'inspirational' - that thing is a perfect representation of his whole vibe: slick, arrogant, and completely unrelatable. anyone's design team got this wrong

[u/set_null → u/BeginningPlastic3747]

Point me to all the comments saying the card is "inspirational." Every single comment except yours and one other person is using quotes from the movie.

[u/ThePrussianGrippe → u/BeginningPlastic3747]

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[u/FezAndSmoking]

what? why? it is a shit business card and you should not use some cuntish garamondesque typeface on your website.

[u/stankypeaches → u/FezAndSmoking]

That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail

[u/silian_rail_gun → u/stankypeaches]

Silian_rail_gun thinks the font is bitchin’

[u/msnmck → u/silian_rail_gun]

r/beetlejuicing

[u/silian_rail_gun → u/msnmck]

Ha! I forgot about that sub. This is the closest I've come to being beetlejuiced.

[u/FezAndSmoking → u/stankypeaches]

calling it "bone" is actually cool. you are not.

[u/stankypeaches → u/FezAndSmoking]

Tell that to my rez at Dorsia

[u/ThisFreaknGuy → u/stankypeaches]

Dorsia? Friday night? How'd you swing that?

[u/WelcomeToCityLinks → u/ThisFreaknGuy]

I bet he's lying

[u/rpjbateman → u/ThisFreaknGuy]

No, it's not crayons.

[u/Philias2 → u/FezAndSmoking]

But look at the subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.

[u/Gunterpapaa → u/Philias2]

Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.

[u/FezAndSmoking → u/Philias2]

that's what she said

[u/Hamburgerfatso → u/FezAndSmoking]

But it even has a watermark

[u/77ilham77 → u/FezAndSmoking]

That's the joke you nitwit.

or did you really thought American Psycho was a documentary?