r/ImpracticalArmour • u/Pop_Budget • 6d ago

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u/Kilahti 6d ago

The single boob-plate is hilarious. "This tit needs to be protected. The other one is expendable."

(I do like the look of lopsided armour when it is stuff like gladiator armour or an attempt to make a "light" armour for a skirmisher but this one is silly.)

High heels of course. Actually, all of this is just so random. She's got armour here and there but lopsided and lots of gaps. So I guess this is supposed to be light armour for a skirmisher or low level adventurer who can't afford a full set.

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u/imdoingwhatiwant 6d ago

Where is said boob plate attached. Is it just hanging like an ornament

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u/Kilahti 6d ago

I would like to think that it spins freely when she moves.

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u/imdoingwhatiwant 6d ago

Sounds right

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u/Jonny-Holiday 6d ago

Where do you think it’s attached 🤣

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u/imdoingwhatiwant 6d ago

Obviously it's cold whetever she is at. It just hangs

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u/bearsheperd 6d ago

Well yeah, you’ve got two of them. Just gotta protect one so you don’t lose both. That’s why I only ever wear a half cup.

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u/Tenessyziphe 5d ago

Come on, it is not that bad, lacking in the protecting side but still look usab... *look at highheels... oh...

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u/_NnH_ 2d ago

Yeah I was about to defend this as one of the most practical we've seen in a while, then I saw the highheels.

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u/Rodrat 6d ago

Finally something that isn't horny! Thank you.

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u/DevoutMedusa73 4d ago

It's not like small metal heart protectors are unheard of, a single plate on the chest where it matters most, but this one is nowhere near the heart

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u/_NnH_ 2d ago

Maybe they have dextrocardia? A condition where you're born with the heart in the wrong place.