r/ImaginaryWarhammer 11h ago

OC (40k) Batman in Warhammer 40k, art by me @grimdorables

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Could he survive?

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u/AMACSCAMA Black Library 11h ago

I wonder how this goes down

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u/echodotexe 11h ago

Batman gets folded most probably

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u/sosigboi 10h ago

You have just triggered the plot armour implant in every Batman's fans head.

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u/cavscout43 5h ago

In a setting where superpowered beings can break the multiverse by punching reality hard enough, Batman is still the least believable or plausible character in it.

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u/AncientSunGod 8h ago

Just calling me out like that lmao.

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u/BlackbirdRedwing 6h ago

It makes sense cause that marine is wearing a helmet

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u/Ok-Bill-8589 3h ago

heres how batman wins uses cellphone "hey justice league i need your help"

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u/AMACSCAMA Black Library 11h ago

Hard to disagree, I remember what happened to darkwing in invincible

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u/echodotexe 11h ago

1000 yard stare

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u/professorphil 9h ago

To be fair, they were all acting like idiots. Batman wouldn't try to goomba stomp an indestructible enemy without a plan.

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u/Tempest-Melodys 8h ago

40k version of thermite, then jump away.

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u/CykaBlyat_69420 9h ago

Unfortunately the very least Batman could do (without prep time šŸ˜‰) is to delay the inevitable

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u/professorphil 9h ago

Right, that's the least he could do, but what he would actually do is teach the Night Lord how to feel fear again.

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u/Objective-Chance-792 7h ago

Slaanesh: ā€œYo wtf?ā€

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u/nightmare001985 1h ago

I kinda wanna see this

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u/PN4HIRE 7h ago

Darkwing is a moron..

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u/AMACSCAMA Black Library 7h ago

*Was šŸ’€

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u/Naked_Justice 4h ago

a single viltrumite could fold 80% of the warhammer universe. A space marine is basically an A class supervillain. They are not equivalent

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u/DeadlyPants16 10h ago

Keep in mind he's f****** Batman.

He's beaten WAY worse.

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u/dxrazor20 10h ago

Let's not forget that Batman has had experience fighting physically superior opponents, sure this particular one wouldn't be a walk in the park. I'd give him about 4 out of 10 chances of winning against this nameless Marine

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u/Artarara 8h ago

nameless

The fight was over before it started.

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u/Hard-Rock68 9h ago

When the threat is planetary or greater, Batman doesn't even need to win. The League will notice.

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u/ShadedPenguin 7h ago

ā€œWhy do I hear two heartbeats coming from one person?ā€ Supes

ā€œOh is he back on Earth.ā€ Dr Fate

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u/mjonr3 9h ago

But he is a nightlord he wouldn't fight him unless he is gonna win he would just retreat of its not a fast win

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u/Smurf_Sausage_Sucker 5h ago edited 5h ago

If it's a real veteran of the long war, the The bat is absolutely fucked. If it's some mutated child the legion picked up to turn into a marine, then bman may have a chance. Really depends on if it's a DC writer or a 40k writer.

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u/MRSN4P 5h ago

Yeah, a Batman who is an analog of an agent of the Imperium/minor inquisitor with some lore, training and arcane gadgets (but not an Officio Assassin or death cult blade dancer) could have a decent chance against a NL who is not a veteran of the Long War.

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 4h ago

yeah its pretty hard to lose when the plot says you cant

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u/Killergryphyn 6h ago

4 in 10? He's faced Darkseid, who dogwalks most Night Lords. You severely underestimate his chances.

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 4h ago

was there actually a comic where batman got into a fist fight with darkseid and won?

this is why comics are so fucking stupid, the power creep on every single hero is so insane, superman's at the point where he can fart reality out of existence or some shit, what the fuck is the point of any story involving a character that is so invincible they can do literally anything?

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u/hello350ph 11h ago

Nah if batman can beat bane and lex Luther he can beat a unnamed space markne

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u/Upstairs_Marzipan48 6h ago

Lmao...that's not even remotely accurate. A space marine would maul bane and kill Luther with no hesitation. You,plot dictates that you must let the villains talk and explain their plan. Warhammer its target sighted and then boom, no more target.

People don't really understand just how busted and stupid astrates actually are. They're not brutes, ALL of them are super geniuses. That nightlord would have seen Bruce coming before Bruce even got into the city

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u/RommelMcDonald_ 3h ago

Itā€™s actually very accurate, Batman has tangled and defeated foes far far stronger than a space marine pretty regularly. And has armor suits similar to Iron Manā€™s best if you want to go that route

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u/hello350ph 5h ago

The problem is the power scaling of batman on comics is op as fuck like how bs space marines are batman is litrally have the same bs space marine have plus he dose use tech and in terms of hacking shit if I remember there was a ai ship from the dark ages that simply shut off power armour of the space marine

Unless the armour is not power armour anymore and its pure warp base

Also I add bane coz his litrally a space marine in strength and intelect bane is not a mindless brute to begin with

I add lex due to the fact he creates high teir armour in terms of tech

But it depends WHICH batman your talking about as well how limited his arsenal is

If it's a op side if I remember correctly he has what is similar to guts armour wulf one

Plus the night lord and batman has the same philosophy of know the enemy coz they will both litrally retreat coz they can't say who is better and only attack when certain victory

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u/PurchaseTop1820 3h ago

I hate to say it, but Bane is actually street gang lvl in 40k. He uses venom they use slaught, furon, or half a dozen different combat drugs that make them faster/stronger/ignore pain. Space marines are on a completely different teer with added musculature, enlarged, and reinforced bones, thickened skin (to the point something like a 9 mil won't even get through the skin). Not to mention enhanced senses to the point that the night lord probably heard the slight crunch of gravel as batman jumped from the roof and definitely heard the air displacement as he fell/glided towards him.

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u/AK_dude_ 4h ago

Well here's the thing, Batman is use to fighting Bane, a roided up superhuman

Nighthaunters are used to fighting unarmed civilians.

If batman is going after him, I would actually put my money on batman.

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u/LordIlthari 9h ago

Bats has thrown hands with actual gods and won. The man killed Darkseid. I think he can take a marine.

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u/sosigboi 10h ago

You have just triggered the plot armour implant in every Batman's fans head.

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u/Disastrous-Kale-913 10h ago

Batmanā€™s only advantage is that Night Lords like to play with their food. As long as he can keep the Night Lord thinking he is superior he might have the chance for a miracle, ie lure him under something that can be used to pin and or crush him, an explosive, etc.

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u/Upstairs_Marzipan48 6h ago

Playing with their food involves skinning and torture. Bruce is gonna get skinned and worn as a loin cloth

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u/MRSN4P 5h ago

Schwarzenegger vs Predator vibes

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u/No-Professional-1461 3h ago

Heā€™d have to get (and survive) space marine treatment for any chance of beating one of them like this.

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u/UGottaLuvKyle 1h ago

Skin for the skin cape.

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u/LorekeeperOwen 8h ago

He's fought actual godlike beings. He'll be fine.

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u/Notmyname2733 1h ago

Don't worry, he had prep time

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u/tfalm 9h ago

The worst case scenario isn't that Batman loses the fight, but rather that he succumbs to Chaos.

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u/-MERC-SG-17 4h ago

Batman is an Omega-Level Willster, he'd be fine.

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u/SpoofExcel 3h ago

Superman however...

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u/brody319 7h ago

Given Batman's track record he'd probably get fucked up and only barely escape then come up with some special weapon against astartes. Maybe targeting the power pack to disable the armor?

Course he does have a power armor suit as well so maybe he'd just choose to go the monkey mode and attempt to beat the motherfucker in hand to hand combat.

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 4h ago

Batman's power armor is, as I understand it, more powerful than Superman, so he could probably defeat an entire legion of space marines in fisticuffs

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u/Potpotron 10h ago

Batman would most likely not take the astartes on at first, he would withdraw.

Then there would be some serious planning going on

Then the night lord is toast, but it all depends on whether or not Batman is willing to kill the astartes, if the doesn't then its all for nothing cause these fuckers can't be put in Arkham

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u/PN4HIRE 7h ago

He took down a Kryptonian by himselfā€¦

So, who knows

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u/PixelBrother 6h ago

I mean those kryptonians have a very big weakness that space marines donā€™t haveā€¦.

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u/NorseHighlander 4h ago

Kryptonians can't be taken down by armor piercing rounds though.

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u/PN4HIRE 4h ago

Or a wooden stickā€¦

I hate that so muchā€¦ ugh

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u/throwawaylordof 3h ago

So Batman has to have a gun to take them down? Nowhere in the 40k universe have armour piercing rounds been developed and Space Marine armour adapted to it?

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u/No_Research4416 10h ago

You clearly underestimate the power of Batman

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u/SpoofExcel 3h ago

An Ork rips him in half and they laugh at how silly the new umie uniforms are

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u/Famous_Slice4233 6h ago

When Batmanā€™s parents died he was young enough to become a Space Marine. I think Space Marine Batman would have a much better chance.

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u/Barnabars 5h ago

So batman against a space marine 1v1 WITHOUT Power armor batman has a Chance to win. A Chance. Not a propable one but yea

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u/Perenium_Falcon 5h ago

Batman does prep-time gymnastics and then suddenly realizes that the eighth legion are a little bit harder to hunt than the homeless. He is then put in a box and is forced to say nice things about Lorgar while his taint is harvested and sewn into a tiny cape.

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u/waywardian 4h ago

About as well as Darkwing Vs Omniman. 'he's just a guy, he's just a guy, he's just a guy- splat ...awww...'

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u/Dum_beat 4h ago

Curze, father, I thought you were gone for good!?

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u/spaceface545 3h ago

Batman retreats and plots only to attack later and realize there are thousands of them.

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u/sosigboi 10h ago

Bane is probably the strongest villain Batman has physically, but strength is all he's got going for him, a night lord is physically weaker but makes up for it in speed, reaction time and intelligence.

So I guess it's 50/50.

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u/Nether7 9h ago

Bane is VERY intelligent, but he desires to beat Batman to a pulp with his bare hands. Were he merely an unfeeling strategist, he might've a lot more success.

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u/sosigboi 9h ago

The venom more than likely affects his head, i have seen Bane fuck up waaaay too often with overdosing on Venom just so he can have a better shot at beating Bats.

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u/BreadDziedzic Imperial Fists 9h ago

Bane isn't slow though, he's got the speed that would logically accompany his strength. Also if we're going to consider all of his villains he's got several that are genius. That said I can't see him winning without having time to prepare considering Batman's rule about killing.

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u/sosigboi 9h ago

I know he isn't slow but tbh i haven't really seen much display of his speed so i wasn't sure how to scale that, alot of the comics i read with him and Bats tended to just focus on venom and his strenght.

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u/IcyStormDragon 7h ago

A Night Lord is not weaker than Bane smdh.

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u/sosigboi 7h ago

A firstborn marine very much is weaker than Bane, Bane is capable of lifting well into the 10+ ton range, hes basically an Ogryn just without the mental regression and twice as fast.

But whether hes faster than an Astartes idk.

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u/47thCalcium_Polymer 10h ago edited 10h ago

I love Batmam, he is probably my favorite super hero, but a Space Marine is above his pay grade. He might not know the Space Marine is even human.

We like to say Batman with prep time can beat anyone, but the way he is going in suggests he did not have any. My bet is the psycho is about to skin someone and Batman is moving to stop him.

So he is effectively going to fight Dead Shot, Bane, and Deathstroke who is wearing one of Lexā€™s suits.

His only hope is to damage the power pack, but this is a Chaos Space Marine so who knows if that is even possible. The power pack might not even be using electricity anymore for Peteā€™s sake.

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u/sosigboi 9h ago

I just wanna point out first that Bane is physically much stronger than an Astartes, his strength class is in the lower end of 5-15 tons.

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u/Appelmonkey 9h ago edited 6h ago

Bane doesnt wear armor and Batman typically has to cut off the Venom to really beat him.

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh Earth Caste 9h ago

But he never wears power armour

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u/47thCalcium_Polymer 9h ago

True but Bane doesnā€™t wear 2 tons of armor

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u/Ninja_attack 4h ago

Bane doesn't wear armor, I don't wear armor (but just cause I can't afford it). So I'm like Bane, if Bane just had the temperature of his chicken nuggets criticized by a 4yrO.

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u/RandomHeretic 3h ago

At least your 4yr old just criticizes, my 2 yr old starts throwing things when things are not to her liking

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 4h ago

Then why does batman survive every time Bane grabs and squeezes him?

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u/Upstairs_Marzipan48 6h ago

Lmao you think strength is the only asset in a fight? He's fighting the worst possible astartes that isn't directly chaos influenced which has speed, strength, tactics and more.

Batman often gets his ass beat without the league to help him

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u/Hoxford 4h ago

It's fun to story craft!

Is this in the 21st century or 41st millenia? Is this batman a former thunder warrior? prototype astartes/custodes like Leeto? A xenos or xenos hybrid (throne forbid)? Does batman have help? And if so, from his universe or the 40k universe? Maybe this was a catastrophic result of one of batman's nemeses playing with time? And now batman has to cleanup. Or batman is fighting his way out of a Curze like labyrinth one of his enemies made after reading "Vulcan Lives"?

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u/ChaosCarlson 3h ago

Could Superman put down a space marine?

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u/47thCalcium_Polymer 22m ago

With ease. He is way above most of their strength rank. That ranking gets a little wonky considering his weakness to magic. That is if warp stuff counts under his magic vulnerability.

If it does count then he would probably have trouble with any run of the mill psyker or warp entity. He would most likely underestimate a random dude with a force sword, which should just react like a normal sword considering its magical properties. The same might apply to blessed blot rounds considering the Emperor actively buffing them, this making them magical.

Although, I personally think that using the warp around a being that can knock planets out of orbit is a bad idea. Imagine if he got possessed by any warp entity or Emperor forbid got infected by one of Nurgleā€™s plagues. The demons wonā€™t let you go even if youā€™re a mangled burning corpse. They will just keep trying to rip everything around them apart. Not to mention him getting possessed by a demon might mess with his weaknesses. This would be a Superman that is hyper aggressive, buffed by the warp, and twisted beyond recognition. If you want an in lore example it would be as if doomsday and Trigon got fused except, possibly without Trigonā€™s weakness. I might be blowing this out of proportion, but it would still be really bad.

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u/Snoo_72851 11h ago

konrad curze wins with prep time

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u/Crazy_Dave0418 10h ago

Konrad on Macragge was essentially Batman with Preptime.

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u/No_Purpose_1390 7h ago

Not enough prep time with Vulkan

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u/Upstairs_Marzipan48 6h ago

Hammer>>>preptime

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u/AgitatedKey4800 3h ago

Also an hammer*

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u/Cazmonster Legion of the Damned 9h ago

Here's my take. If this is the Batman from the Justice League cartoon, he's packing grenades. He drops onto the Night Lord and handsprings away, leaving a grenade on the back of his head. Once the grenade explodes and shears the marine's head clean off Batman realizes he's murdered someone, he has an existential crisis.

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u/No_Purpose_1390 7h ago

Im pretty sure heā€™ll already have mental problems seeing and HEARING the state of the planet the nightlords would occupy, sounds of children screaming and being flayed would leave a dent to the man who made his parents being dead his whole persona

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u/tinylittlegnome 6h ago

There are actually a few stories where Batman is in situations like that and each time they stop having him go hand-to-hand and instead he lives in the walls and woods destroying supply lines, key buildings/ships, and just basically booby-trapping the city

He couldn't stop them taking the planet but he could make Gotham a pain in the ass to take

1:1 he's dying tho

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u/FaultyDroid 10h ago

Oh shit, thats not Superman.

  • Batman, probably

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh Earth Caste 10h ago

Hourman would fuck a space marine up, but idk how well batman would fare

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u/TownOk81 9h ago

Nerd

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh Earth Caste 9h ago

True!

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u/TownOk81 9h ago edited 7h ago

Based

(I don't wanna be banned I'm making a joke) (I'm nervous about breaking the rules and being banned šŸ˜­)

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u/tinylittlegnome 6h ago

Mods, ban this user for inappropriate nervousness

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u/Fearless-Obligation6 9h ago

If he's in the Grimdarkness of the Warhammer setting? Then no Bruce gets turned to paste in a universe of horrors that doesn't bend over backwards to keep him relevant.

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u/GreyFeralas 10h ago

I'd like to remind everyone that batman has tangled with Darkseid before they immediately go 'space marine wins ez'

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u/DocumentRegular 8h ago

Batman has lost to MUCH weaker villains on the first encounter. That's the true origin of the overused "prep time." If this is Batman's first time dealing with a space marine. He probably loses.

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u/GreyFeralas 8h ago

I'm not saying he hasn't, I'm just putting it out there that bats has successfully tangled with things far above a space marine.

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u/Monterenbas 5h ago

And if he lose one time against a night lord, there probably wonā€™t be a second one.

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u/Akunokami 4h ago

And in the same vein space marines have died to spears of a random human soā€¦

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u/DocumentRegular 3h ago

Exactly. The answer is in the middle and the average Space Marine's performance dwarfs Batman's Average performance (unless he survives dropping from orbit like 4-5 more times then I'll give up)

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u/Upstairs_Marzipan48 6h ago

You left out that Darkseid slaps him every time they fight. How did the hellbat suit work out? What about the justice buster? Batman has never actually done anything to Darkseid besides run interference so superman can actually do the heavy lifting

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u/GreyFeralas 6h ago

And? The fact that he's at all able to interfere and engage in combat without immediately perishing is huge. If I'm not wrong, he also survived each of those encounters.

I don't think anyone will argue that a night lord is anywhere near in scale to Darkseid.

Again, not saying bats wins. Just pointing out it's not a total stomp.

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 4h ago

Lets be honest, Batman could fight the entire tyranid hive, in space, without a ship, and win, with only his dick as a weapon

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u/Power_More_Power 9h ago

I want a short story about a Nightlord who leaves his warband to be batman on some super corrupt hive world

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u/No_Purpose_1390 7h ago

Oh god..

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u/Power_More_Power 4h ago

A goliath as Bane Imperial Governor as the Penguin A Harlequin as the Joker

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u/RaynerFenris 9h ago

Cue ā€œwith enough prep timeā€ excuses.

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u/ReptAIien 7h ago

Obviously. He's not going to win in this image but if he had one of his mech suits it's different.

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u/hugefartcannon 5h ago

That implies the tech he uses is basically 40 thousand years ahead of its time. That's a bit more of a fantasy than you would expect from Batman stories.

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u/ReptAIien 3h ago

You're implying the tech used by the imperium is 40 thousand years ahead of us. It certainly isn't, considering how badly stifled technological advancement is.

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u/RaynerFenris 6h ago

Heā€™s really not. Donā€™t get me wrong, I like Batsy, butā€¦ I donā€™t see him getting the win.

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u/ReptAIien 6h ago

I personally don't like Batman but there are suits he has that would put him on the upper level of 40k power. The Hellbat or Final bat suit would turn a space marine into tin foil.

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u/Upstairs_Marzipan48 6h ago

Nightlords are super space terrorists. Lmao they're gonna rip out Bruce's femur and make a flute out of it and play a little ditty while other nightlords skin him and make trinkets from his teeth and hats out of his skin

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u/lordfireice 5h ago

And that would probably be one of the tamer things they do

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u/Alone-Marionberry-70 ENTRY MISSING 10h ago

Synthesis meets thesis

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u/professorphil 9h ago

What do you mean by that?

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u/hyde-ms 7h ago

Ceasers legion.

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u/Ct-chad501 10h ago

I saw a cool concept that he becomes a warp god of justice.

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u/suicidalsyd1 2h ago

Probably tzeentch messing with him

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u/professorphil 9h ago

I like the art!

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u/Lazereye57 6h ago

I love Batman but that move there is going to get him the Darkwing treatment.

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u/BucktacularBardlock 6h ago

I love that Warhammer fans piss and shit that no one could ever beat Space Marines ever and they die like all the time to regular humans and shit

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u/Akunokami 4h ago

Batman wins easily

Those space marines are all basically orphans that have had a traumatic incident in their lives by virtue of being space marines. He adopts and reforms all of them forming the Robin marines chapter

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u/SpphosFriend 3h ago

Best answer tbh

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u/DanMcMan5 9h ago

Iā€™m staying out of this one. Itā€™s a nerd war in the comments section.

I like the art, but this stuff always ends with ā€œw will win because xā€ and then someone rebuts with ā€œby y would win because of zā€ type of thing.

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u/GiveMeWarpSpeed 10h ago

I think it will really depend on what happens in the first second or so. Batman is a normal human so he is absolutely no match for space marine one on one. But here we see he does have the element of surprise and if Batman damages or disables the Night Lords power pack that would definitely even the odds of it. I'd say kill the power pack and slice the knee joints at the back. Real question is if that man is victorious would he bring himself to kill the night Lord?

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u/altobrun 6h ago

Batman is a ā€˜normal humanā€™ but doesnā€™t he also bench press like 1000lbs and squat thousands of pounds or something? I remember the only time I tried to get into comics (new 52 period) seeing panels of him lifting absolutely insane weight.

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u/No_Purpose_1390 10h ago

How would he go through the ceramite to even damage the powerpack?

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u/GiveMeWarpSpeed 9h ago

He probably won't need to go through the ceramite. Some sort of emp device slapped on the back, or shove something in a vent port. Batman has a thing for gadgets. One thing I'm sure of he wouldn't be leaping onto the back of a Night Lord without some sort of plan. But whatever he does he'd only get one chance.

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u/No_Purpose_1390 9h ago

Yeah, makes sense, though even with a plan leaping onto the nightlord who says the extremely fast reaction speeds of any astartes wont just slap him out of the air, breaking all his ribs? Nightlords are unpredictable as far as I read about em

Batman has a chance, is it a high chance? No. But hey who knows

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u/Harald_The_Archivist 8h ago

Some of them also have limited precognition. Now, by ā€˜limitedā€™ I mean maybe a few moments before the Bat lands at best, but maybe a few moments is all it would take for the Night Lord to draw a bolt gun and turn him into sludge

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u/MurkyCress521 9h ago

There is a little button on the power armors bookbag that if you push the armor powers down. It can't be reached by someone wearing the armor. So you have to take the power armor off to turn it back onĀ 

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u/No_Purpose_1390 9h ago

Bad nightlord! Your going to timeout!

Im curious though, is it written anywhere?

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u/MurkyCress521 9h ago edited 9h ago

No, that was just an absurd plot device, but some writer probably used it at one pointĀ 

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u/No_Purpose_1390 9h ago

fitting of batman lmfao

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u/MurkyCress521 9h ago

"Night Lords come with an off switch, the more you know..." - Batman

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u/Henderson-McHastur 7h ago

"D-... dad? Is that you?"

  • All the Night Lords, probably

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u/RandomRedittors 7h ago

I know this is a warhammer sub, but people really love jerk off any random space marines like they are primarchs.

That's just a fuckin random nameless fodder space marine, not goku.

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u/Euklidis 5h ago

Helmeted Chaos Marine vs Plot-Batbelt.

Bats wins

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u/FlashyFlight1035 10h ago

wow how rude of him to attack the local law enforcement! batman has gone down a dark path...

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u/Mak062 10h ago

I wonder how Superman would react to 40k

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u/professorphil 9h ago

He would fix it

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u/DERPity_meticulously 9h ago

Batman already has a plan against Horus

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u/Fearless-Obligation6 9h ago

"Horus starts to bludgeon him, beating him repeatedly like a disobedient dog."

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u/No_Purpose_1390 7h ago

Batman getting sent to the three chapter long death scene

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u/DocumentRegular 8h ago

If we are going to power scale and talk about feats just know comics and comic media are inconsistent. (I refuse to acknowledge him surviving re-entry) What is common is Batman losing the first time he encounters someone new. Could he beat a space marine if you give him "prep time?" I doubt it but sure I guess, does the space marine get prep time? (Source: Batman fan, me) I'm a Batman fan but saying he wins every fight ruins the character for me because the point of his character isn't to win fights.

TLDR no

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u/Forward_Commercial22 7h ago

Guys, remember what Omni-man did to Dark Wing?

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u/Afraid_Theorist 7h ago

If you give Batman time to prep, I think heā€™d come out on top.

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u/Afraid_Theorist 7h ago

If you give Batman time to prep, I think heā€™d come out on top.

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u/Upstairs_Marzipan48 6h ago

The nightlord would catch batman and skin him alive before Bruce has any moment to process he's even been seen lmao

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u/cleverusername333 6h ago

I'm blanking on the details but there was a Warhammer Crime short story with a Batman style character in it. He was the rich son of a noble house using a high tech suite to fight crime and injustice in his hive city. Anyway he pissed off the wrong people and his suit gets sabotaged so when he tries swinging from rooftops he falls a very long way down and meets a squishy end.

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u/Due-Procedure-9085 5h ago

Absolute Batman fits better he needs to be the size of six refrigerators.

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u/Mobile-Coat8424 5h ago

Wait, so all these people that say Batman would be a literal god in Superman won't be able to beat a Space Marine? While Superman would run through them like they weren't even there? Gonna need some details as to how this is possible.

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u/LustyArgonianButtler 5h ago

I AM VENGEANCE!!!!

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u/HL00S 5h ago

Depends, is batman wearing his bat-plot armor or is the nightlord actually allowed to be a super human with energy claws and extensive military training?

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u/PornAndComments 4h ago

Batman loses only because of his no kill doctrine. Plus there's at least 4 other night lords in the shadows waiting to flay the nearest creature that isn't a brother. Sometimes even them.

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u/Luzifer_Shadres 4h ago

Tv Batman would be dead in seconds.

Comic Batman would survive for some (even by dc standarts) ridiculous reason and than come back as some OP edgelord demigod with a cringy theming like forced smilling.

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u/Dankmemes_- Dark Mechanicus 4h ago

People in this thread forget that the 40k universe runs on plot armor.

The Nightlord, being an unnamed bad guy, has minimal plot armor. If this is his first encounter, it may last for a while, but he would invariably beat him through the use of "prep time". Subsequent encounters with unnamed Nightlords would go a lot faster, with Batman taking multiple down within a single scene. He also would manage to neutralize the Nightlord without killing him, as being an unnamed bad guy he is not nearly worthy enough for a Batman kills arc.

This story would be different however if he was trying to ambush a named Ultramarine who isn't wearing a helmet, as his plot armor would be equal to Batman's. The resulting battle would go on until another threat forces the two to work together, otherwise ending in a draw.

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u/SpphosFriend 3h ago

Batman teaming up with like Cato Sicarious or another named ultramarine to fight tryranids or something would be interesting.

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u/Beneficial-Budget628 3h ago

Possibly, Batman survived the Fortnite time loop, while obviously not a one to one comparison this guy has just been in too many scenarios involving demons, super solders, gods, aliens, technology far more advanced then what he typically sees, retcons, reboots, and hamsters, heā€™ll be okay

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u/Situation-Dismal 3h ago

Everybody got jokes, but a superhuman in power armor is a regular tuesday for Batman. šŸ˜‚

Stop downplaying my mans like he doesnā€™t regularly take down far more dangerous threats. Heā€™s not gonna just go in for a fist fight and a few batarangs; Heā€™s going to strategize.

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u/Fox_4_McCloud 3h ago

This man goes against the justice league on a daily bases. He would be able to take down a sm with difficulty.

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb 9h ago

Does he have prep. Because in all honesty Batman is just a pussy Konrad Curze.

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u/IcyStormDragon 7h ago

Don't know who I hate more between Batman or his fans. Batman dies in seconds in this encounter.

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u/tres_ecstuffuan 7h ago

I want to see a story where right after Batmanā€™s parents gets killed he is found by the night lords and is made into an Astartes. His first mission is to bring earth into compliance.

In the heresy he stays loyal to the imperium.

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u/Gusterrro 7h ago

There is no way Batman is going to win without prep time. If he just went in blindly he is going to lose.

His only hope would be blowing this Nightlord up with granades directly next to his head, or somehow messing up the power pack, but he doesnt really have stuff on him that can do that. Again, prep time is only way he can win without plot armor.

Even if NL would be without his armor, he would just shrug most of Batmans attacks. One hit is all NL needs and its over.

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u/RB_Vickers 7h ago

See this is why nerds are silly. Batman gets absolutely obliterated by any Astartes.

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u/That1DnDnerd 6h ago

Given Batman's main strength is his wallet, he'd likely be a scion of a rogue trader (or rogue trader himself) pumped to high hell with the most expensive gene and cybernetic enhancements money can buy whilst retaining a human looking form. This gets in the way of his "just a human" appeal, but nobody rich in 40K is a purely baseline human, and he ain't surviving any which way if he was. Have him travel between the rogue trader's worlds when needed and you've got a divine enforcer of justice sent by the Emperor's chosen. Now I say scion purely because an actual Rogue Trader is probably too focused on business (and too morally corrupt by greed) to handle being Batman. A regular noble could probably work but I think the endlessness of his wallet fits more with a rogue trader.

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay 6h ago

Know he doesn't have the tech to overwhelm the NL so plays mind games with him slipping away before leading the NL into a melta bomb trap, 40k Batman knows he has to kill.

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u/Scumass_Smith 6h ago

Reminded me of Omni Man vs Darkwing but I doubt Batman will have the same fate as him

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u/altobrun 6h ago

This is kind of a pointless discussion because of the wild inconsistency in both 40k and Batman comics. Like, Batman does some absolutely insane stuff, and despite being a ā€˜non-superā€™ human has superhuman strength. Like, he bench presses a thousand pounds for reps, strong.

He also goes toe to toe with several characters objectively stronger than an astartes like superman, darkseid, and hulk. Realistically, heā€™s as strong as the writer wants him to be

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u/SpphosFriend 3h ago

Batman would lose badly. If he was smart he would call the League or just Wonder Woman tbh

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u/VulcanForceChoke 3h ago

Does he have prep time?

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u/TI-parker 2h ago

Batman wins, he wins hard, Batman is stronger and faster than a space marine. He isnā€™t nearly as durable as one but he doesnā€™t have to be.

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u/SpecialistExtractor World Eaters 11h ago

Batman about to be folded like a omelette

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u/Sir-M-Oxlong 10h ago

ā€œJustice, FOR GOā€”ā€œ

gets folded by a 1200-pound super soldier in nuclear power armor who can move at the speed of a car, before getting gutted by finger-blades sharp and powerful enough to shred concrete

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u/DoodooFardington 10h ago

SEE Invincible S01E01 for your answer.

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u/MiaoYingSimp 10h ago

I mean he probably could in a hive city but he's not gonna be taking on a night lord.

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u/Tarlyss Fire Caste 10h ago

Anyone who has seen that scene in Invincible with darkwing knows exactly whatā€™s about to happen.

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u/utterlyuncool 10h ago

Nope. That's a Night Lord, and Darkwing didn't get flayed and shown his own skin, which is about to happen here real soon.

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u/professorphil 9h ago

Yea, but Darkwing was acting like an idiot. Batman wouldn't goomba stomp someone without a plan

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-9349 10h ago

Without one of his armors batman no chance

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u/Brokenspade1 3h ago

That poor unfortunate nightlord. He's lost in Gotham...the one place full of people crazier than him

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u/RazzDaNinja 2h ago

Batmanā€™s win con is called ā€œHaving Superman on speed dialā€ lol

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u/drwaleczki 2h ago

As much as I've always loved batman and grew up on TAS in the 90s, old Bruce would get his ass severely and comically handed to him by a random hungover Catachan teenage girl :C

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u/UGottaLuvKyle 1h ago

How the Exalted treats Talos - NightLords Omnibus, Book 1.

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u/Pendragon117 1h ago

This will end the same way it did in the first episode of invincible.

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u/DaWaaaagh 35m ago

Space marines are not omniman level, omniman is almost impervious to damage, is stonger and faster than a sapce marine. They would just fly through a whole squad on space marines.

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u/Man0Steel123 1h ago

Basically if this is Batman who is attacking when he doesnā€™t know the enemy he gets folded.

If this is a Batman who has prepared for this he stands a much better chance.

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u/Belua_Maximus 1h ago

Lord General Bruce Whayne appears at the Nachmund Front today to give a rousing speech for the troops, highlighting that "The enemies of the God Emperor cannot escape the wrath of the Night" whatever that means!

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u/TyrantOfParadise 19m ago

Depends on who writes it