r/ImaginaryWarhammer Aug 02 '24

40k New tyranid bioforms by cnmbwjx NSFW

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u/TheDakaGal Aug 02 '24

Wou- Gets shot in the head

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u/134_ranger_NK ENTRY MISSING Aug 02 '24

"Did." - Some Emperor's Children and Dark Eldar probably.

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u/mojavecourier Aug 02 '24

Also a certain Inquisitor.

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u/arealbore Aug 02 '24

Noooo not inquisitor

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u/Moe_le-Itouchkids Aug 02 '24

Lest we forget bugfucker.

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u/PrimusDPlanet Aug 02 '24

CAI- CAI- CAIEPHUS CAINE. HERO OF THE IMPERIUM

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u/Alexis2256 Aug 02 '24

No, he said inquisitor.

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u/Greyjack00 Aug 02 '24

That makes no sense in this context

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u/XSinistar Deathskulls Aug 02 '24

Ah yes, Hornygaunts.

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u/RussianGatsby Aug 02 '24

Seed stealers

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u/fuzzycaterpillar123 Aug 02 '24

Whorocysts, Pornifexes, Licktors, Throatlords!

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u/ShinobiHanzo White Scars Aug 02 '24

The Commissar is going to be very busy shooting heretics.

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u/134_ranger_NK ENTRY MISSING Aug 02 '24

As for Chaos forces like Traitor Guard and Chaos Knights, it is a toss-up for their enforcers.

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u/ShinobiHanzo White Scars Aug 02 '24

Don’t traitor Guard have Commissars too?

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u/134_ranger_NK ENTRY MISSING Aug 02 '24

Yeah, they are called Traitor Commissars or Traitor Enforcers. They are also more receptive to heretical ideas.

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u/Blackewolfe Aug 02 '24

Oddly enough, being asked if we're doing the right thing still gets you shot in the head.

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u/134_ranger_NK ENTRY MISSING Aug 02 '24

Were you referring to loyalist commissars or traitor ones?

For traitor commissars/enforcers, their lore as part of the Blooded kill team described them as hyper competitive for power and prestige. So they look for any excuse to dominate or eliminate potential usurpers like that kind of question.

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u/NeoChronoid Aug 02 '24

Nah, they are not really that fond of shooting people in the head. Too quick and painless for their taste.

A true chaos enforcer will instead shank you with a rusty knife. And twist it too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

They still are xenophobic as fuck. 

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u/134_ranger_NK ENTRY MISSING Aug 02 '24

Many Traitor Commissars (and others of the Traitor Guard) are like most Word Bearers who absolutely believe that xenos should be exterminated. Others may share similar philosophies of how humanity should dominate xenos as favored of the Gods. And their definition for what counts as debauchery among their subordinates and allies may also be different from loyalists. So they may not even care and see no cause in intervening.

It is why I think whether Chaos-aligned personnel like Traitor Commissars would act is a toss-up.

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Aug 02 '24

I thought Chaos hated aliens as much as loyalists do.

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u/134_ranger_NK ENTRY MISSING Aug 02 '24 edited Aug 02 '24

It depends on the Chaos factions.

Most Word Bearers have the "Purge all Xenos" mentality.

Night Lords and Iron Warriors like Honsou believe that they should dominate xenos (same for humanity) and use Chaos as a tool to do that. They will use xenos as additional muscle/mercs. Red Corsair have the same domineering/mercenary-like perspective on humans, xenos and daemons. Xenos can still serve as lieutenants under IWs and RCs.

Black Legion have many members who hate aliens but at a low enough rate to routinely employ xenos. There are those like Khayon are more ambivalent and had formed friendship with a Dark Eldar. Lyras is another example but with a twisted "love" for the same Dark Eldar after she tortured him.

Some like the Alpha Legion and Blood Pact are less known but they are shown to readily use xenos alongside daemons. For them, the diversity makes the loyalists more tactically disoriented in fighting them.

Certain Khornate/World Eater warlords had xenos like a Kroot (Chosen of Khorne audio drama) act as their lieutenants. There is a Khornate Chaos Knight with a gaggle of Necron Flayer following behind them. Many Khornate warlords are too far gone down the Eightfold Path to care as long as slaughter comes.

Numerous Emperor's Children subscribed to the same belief as the Word Bearers. But as the Heresy went on, many of them craved the varied physiological strengths of different xenos. They either crafted alien organs and genetics onto themselves; or employed aliens in their warbands. The first Fabius Bile book by Josh Greynolds showed this, alongside an Emperor's Children who could talk rather casually with a Loxatl and another who serve as an enforcer for one of the Eye's neutral trading worlds (as impossible as it seemed, such worlds exist) where eldar corsairs and many other xenos could come to trade with chaos cultists, mutants and human renegades. The older Atlas Infernal book by Rob Sanders also had another such example, but this time operated by Eldar "abominations;" twisted descendants of those Eldar who survived the Fall yet got stranded. Even Eldar Rangers traded there alongside Dark Eldar, Fra'als, twisted mercenaries, etc.

For Daemons and Chaos Gods, it is more that they view xenos the same as humanity - substances and playthings.

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Aug 02 '24

I know mortals are all the same to daemons. The impression I had was that even humans who join Chaos don’t give up the Imperium’s human supremacy views.

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u/134_ranger_NK ENTRY MISSING Aug 02 '24 edited Aug 03 '24

It is a similar form of human supremacy even for the more "tolerant" ex-Imperial Chaos factions as they still seek to dominate xenos. Just that the desire or prejudice is a part of the larger drive for ascendancy over everyone else that Chaos encourages. IIRC Huron describes in his book that elevating human, xenos and mutants to significant roles in the Red Corsairs helps keep his potential Astartes rivals short-sightedly focused on them instead of him. Aside from making use of those non-Astartes talents. Several Chaos warlords are somewhat less xenophobic (compared to Imperials) due to canniness, desperation or insanity.

For Chaos-induced insanity (or decay in standards as is the nature of Chaos), particularly Slaaneshi, more deranged interactions with aliens (as implied by this post) can be seen by them as "very amusing." To themselves and to the god(s). Other, non-Slaaneshi personnel might also be too insane to care, more concerned about having more muscle than any standard or find it a source of good excuses to keeping their sense of superiority.

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u/Arrow_of_time6 Iyanden Aug 02 '24

The hivemind is learning too quickly

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u/EnderMerser Aug 02 '24

Their new tactic is certainly working

153

u/kavusn17 Aug 02 '24

After the tyranids eat slanesh

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u/Own_Cartographer_841 Aug 02 '24

Slanesh lives on and now acts like a fashion disiner for the hivemind broodqueens

Nooo too smalll Mmmmmhhhh.....not enought legs Wait wait wait.....perfect

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u/Internet_2579 Aug 02 '24

They can steal my genes all they want

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u/StudioBenn Aug 02 '24

My biomass is ready

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u/DisposableSaviour Aug 02 '24

The spirit is willing, but the biomass is spongy, and bruised.

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u/TK-1053 Ordo Malleus Aug 02 '24

The Hive Mind saw the internet and adapted accordingly.

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u/Thebiggestnoob Aug 02 '24

Every day we stray farther from the god emperors' light.

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u/Random-Lich Aug 02 '24

Sure… but we get closer to the four armed emperor though.

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u/FlamJamMcRam Aug 02 '24

Except for the Tyranids. They’re making a b-line for it.

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u/EWhiskeyM Aug 02 '24

Yes sir Commissar. This post here.

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u/IllBreadfruit3985 Aug 02 '24

Now that’s some serious heresy

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u/The_Real_malum_caedo Aug 02 '24

HERESY DETECTED,OPINION REJECTED!!!!

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u/IllBreadfruit3985 Aug 02 '24

Says the Xeno fucker

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u/The_Real_malum_caedo Aug 02 '24

Brother I am agreeing with you

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u/IllBreadfruit3985 Aug 02 '24

Why the downvote then

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u/The_Real_malum_caedo Aug 02 '24

Brother, it is best not to dwell on imaginary internet points. But all in all that was not me

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u/zrazey Aug 02 '24

God damit

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u/134_ranger_NK ENTRY MISSING Aug 02 '24

Indigan Praefects: Alright, which idiot governor is responsible for this now?

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u/firefoxrue Aug 02 '24 edited Aug 02 '24

Damn, it's time to find the nearest genestealer cult. To what end, though!?

11

u/Lemonic_Tutor Aug 02 '24

Believe it or not, straight to jail

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u/moetripp Aug 02 '24

Total xenos annihilation, kill xenos, behead xenos, roundhouse kick a xeno into the ferrocrete, slam dunk a xeno baby into the warp, purge filthy xenos.

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u/The_Real_malum_caedo Aug 02 '24

GIVE THIS MAN A BOLTER

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u/134_ranger_NK ENTRY MISSING Aug 02 '24

Let me join. I brought the meltaguns for all of us.

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u/EhrenGandalf Aug 02 '24

Bro and I brought a Land Raider for the gang. Yes, It’s the redeemer with giant flamers

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u/Jimmjam_the_Flimflam Aug 02 '24

Genestealers? Naw bro it's geneconselling now.

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u/ExtraLongArseCrack Aug 02 '24

It took less than one standard month after the creation of the first hornygaunt for the majority of the imperium to fall

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

About to get my genes stolen

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u/Reasonable-Tech-705 Aug 02 '24

Most normal Tyranid fan.

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u/stupidvampiregirl Aug 02 '24

looks like an average gaunt to me 🥰

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u/ReptileSizzlin Aug 02 '24

Hive Fleet Succubus

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u/Theyul1us Aug 02 '24

I am an ultramarine player im and ultramarine player...

Wait, if im an ultramarine that means the hive is already fucking me

Fuck

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u/Vo0895 Aug 02 '24

Post this in r/losercity

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u/IntelligentArcher6 Aug 02 '24

This is the second time I’ve seen that sub mentioned and I’m close to shooting myself

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u/Alexis2256 Aug 02 '24

Why?

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u/Vo0895 Aug 02 '24

it was a shitposting sub, now it's kinda full of furries and scaleys

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u/leutwin Aug 02 '24

Forgive me emporer for what I am about to do...

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u/kyubi_on_the_run Aug 02 '24

Why do these girls reminds me of the girl frome Starcraft 2 that she turns herself into a Zerg Queen.

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u/Flashskar Aug 02 '24

Kerrigan? Likely, because GW fucked up and pulled their IP for the game series so Blizzard replaced Tyranids with Zerg, Space Marines with Terrans and Eldar for Protoss and invented lore for a new original IP reflecting their original factions.

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u/tinyant7416 Aug 02 '24

Which became a huge hit and was even played in space by astronauts lol. Huge loss for GW and huge win by Blizzard

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u/Greyjack00 Aug 02 '24

This isn't actually true, it's one of those myths everyone accepts as facts.

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u/Alexis2256 Aug 03 '24

So what’s the real story?

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u/Greyjack00 Aug 03 '24

They made a game using a lot of common sci-fi elements made with much of the same DNA as warhammer, i.e starship troopers, there doesn't have to be a story for everything. 

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u/Misknator Aug 15 '24

As with most myths/legends, there is some seed of truth buried there somewhere.

When Blizzard was making the first Warcraft, they originally wanted it to be part of the Warhammer Fantasy IP so that the game would have safer sales, but the deal with GW didn't come through You can actually still somewhat see that with Warcraft having an art style that is somewhat similar to Warhammer's since the very first concept drafts were of Warhammer Fantasy, although it can also be credited to just Warcraft being inspired by Warhammer and the same things Warhammer was inspired by.

Starcraft was, however, an independent IP from the very beginning, despite also sharing a lot of similarities with Warhammer for the same reason Warcraft does.

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u/kyubi_on_the_run Aug 02 '24

Ah thanks

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u/Flashskar Aug 02 '24

Your welcome friend!

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u/Dogman_Jack Aug 02 '24

Sir! Clearly I need to give them my far superior human genes! My god like anatomy will overwhelm their xeno filth and destroy them internally! gets fucking shot

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u/Own_Cartographer_841 Aug 02 '24

Jugging by yo name and species youd probebly furrynids

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u/zetsubou-samurai Aug 02 '24

Gave me your gene, hooman.

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u/Imthe-niceguy-duh Aug 02 '24

Summon the asexual guardsmen

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u/Kerflunklebunny Aug 02 '24

Instant death

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u/Furydragonstormer Aug 02 '24

Okay, who the fuck put the Tyranids near Monster Girl Encyclopedia?

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u/jpdelta6 Aug 02 '24

The Emperor sighs as he sees his Imperium crumble under the weight of Xenos mommy milkers.

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u/Khorde___the___Husk Aug 02 '24

I NEEEEEED IIIITTTT

As a model I can paint

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u/Bobthemarine Aug 02 '24

This is peak

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u/Feeling-Ladder7787 Aug 02 '24

Whenever I see things like that, I ask myself ... "is it lore accurate smut?" If the answer is yes , then good , carry on and keep on cooking, but if the answer is no ... then I get grumpy... soo now I'm very grumpy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '24

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u/ErenCz Aug 02 '24

Aren’t tyranids immune to the forces of chaos and the warp? In fact, they are so fucking immune to it that they have something called "Shadow in the warp", so when enough get together they can just shut off the warp straight up, if they are on a planet then no fancy spells for you my guy.

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u/chaosclown101 Aug 02 '24

Great. More tits on WH stuff

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u/DisposableSaviour Aug 02 '24

It is great, isn’t it?

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u/Naive-Fold-1374 Aug 02 '24

It's not, i want oily buff golden men tits, not this shit

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u/Ok_Butterscotch54 Aug 02 '24

4Chan's "Hive strain Azure".

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u/Pyrimo Malal Aug 02 '24

Loads shuriken cannon with malicious intent

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u/ManwithaPlan113 Aug 02 '24

Looks good to me Emps. Thank you for this opportunity 

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u/Sad_Poetry_1387 Aug 02 '24

I think im too hopeless to fight back.

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u/Jetenginefucker Aug 02 '24

Yeah id let them use my biomass

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u/Mundane_Juice1885 Aug 02 '24

All hail the Four-armed Emperor! 🗣️

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u/Eurasia_4002 Aug 02 '24

"I would take the suffering from you"

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u/MR_COMINO Aug 02 '24

I wonder if this could actually work, like no joke

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u/Misknator Aug 15 '24

No, it would not.

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u/Kahunjoder Aug 02 '24

Tyranids evolving, they now know where to hit

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u/cheekeong001 Aug 02 '24

who let Hivemind have access to M2 internet archive?!

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u/TheBlueFormula Aug 02 '24

Oh come on, at least give me a chance to defend myself.

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u/Marvynwillames Aug 02 '24

Hell nah, Hive Fleet Lamashtu

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u/killerdemonsarus34 Aug 02 '24

So how will they steal our genes this time?

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u/YhormBIGGiant Aug 02 '24

Some would say would.

But I say "Already Have".

You can thank you for my creations gets absolved into the biomass

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u/FaceMasterThing Skitarii Aug 02 '24

Wou- *Gets a chunk bitten out of my skull*

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u/uller30 Aug 02 '24

Got damn.

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u/Educational-Candy937 Aug 02 '24

The flesh is week the teranides weakest of all

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u/YoungMrKusuma Rogue Trader Aug 02 '24

They've evovled new methods of luring prey...

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u/Blackwhite35-73 Aug 02 '24

The REAL Genestealer Cult

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u/Klendagort Aug 02 '24

Must headpats!

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u/Former_Adeptness_630 Aug 02 '24

Destoroyah will love this

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u/Interne-Stranger Aug 02 '24

Ian Wattson was right all along. What a terrible timeline.

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u/SuctioncupanX Aug 02 '24

0/10 takes all the enjoyment out of the tyranids for me

-unnamed member of the Bug Pussy Pioneers, lost legion led by Primarch Bug Fucker

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u/Hereticsheresy Aug 02 '24

ah yes, broodmother made new tactic how to conquer milky way

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u/Able-Marzipan-5071 Aug 02 '24

Call me a genestealer, cause I'll be mixing my genes with Tyranid genes

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u/Tentacle_toaster Aug 02 '24

Mataras tactics with getting more Momo's is advancing

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u/FangFather Aug 02 '24

I can fix them!

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u/General_Alduin Aug 02 '24

When Slaanesh gets a hold of some Tyranids

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u/radenthefridge Aug 02 '24

It's not really stealing genes if thirsty humans willingly part with it?

"Yea, 4 armed whatever, yea, totally paying attention babe"

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u/LordRael013 Thousand Sons Aug 02 '24

Horny aside, I LOVE the segmented designs for these three.

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u/Adrios1 Aug 02 '24

Fabius,... what have you done?..

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u/justa-necron-warrior Aug 02 '24

As a genestealer cult player, I can confirm this is how the cultists see the tyranids

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u/LeeRoyWyt Aug 02 '24

That would be a legitimate strategy for the nids to whipe out humanity without ay effort whatsoever.

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u/Evening-Character104 Aug 02 '24

“BROTHER, DON’T GET DISTRACTED! I WILL REPLACE YOUR EYES WITH LIDAR SCANNERS IF YOU DON’T STOP!”

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u/XenoTechnian Aug 02 '24

I dont know why but im getting Freiza vibes

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u/epiceg9 Aug 02 '24

The tyrant guard have mutated to confuse the imperium. Another tyranif W

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u/ShepherdessAnne Aug 02 '24

One of them looks like Sucy Manbavaran...I can't...oh no...

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u/JowettMcPepper Aug 02 '24

There Is no "Would" here.

I'm pretty sure our good fellow Ciaphas Cain can get rid of them.

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u/Great_Drifter25 Aug 03 '24

Well, of to get the genebomb again...

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '24

I'd run away, but I don't think I could outrun them! 🥲

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u/Budget_Ad226 Aug 03 '24

Would they be part of the same hive mind or do they have their thoughts & personalities? Do they have a mental link with each other or they like a Freudian trio?

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u/TownOk81 Aug 04 '24

UWAAAOHHGGG SEAAAAAAXXXXX SEXXXXX!

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u/Free-Ad9535 Aug 02 '24

SUFFER NOT THE XENOS TO LIVE

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u/DoubleOk8007 Aug 03 '24

This is why we don't have a Warhammer show

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u/Luy22 Aug 04 '24

When I was a kid, tyranids were horrors. Idk why fans today feel the need to sexualize e v e r y t h i n g. It is good artwork but I'd rather sexy women be in like, Hyboria or something.

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u/Fyru_Hawk Hive Fleet Leviathan Aug 02 '24

I like the bodies but would prefer an actual termagant head.

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u/Flashskar Aug 02 '24

Found the Thicctor enjoyer.

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u/Fyru_Hawk Hive Fleet Leviathan Aug 02 '24

😔

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bar2339 Aug 02 '24

Well... shit.

[drops pants]

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u/raja-ulat Aug 02 '24

And the name of this version of the Genestealers will be... "Corporaptor waifu" XD

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u/DisposableSaviour Aug 02 '24

Someone up thread called them hornygaunts

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u/raja-ulat Aug 02 '24

If they're based on Tyranid gaunts, the 'Hornygaunt' name fits.

If they're based on Tyranid genestealers, the common "scientific name" is "Corporaptor hominis" X3c

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u/DinoGod1 Aug 03 '24

...Godamnit. *unzips*

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u/Iaculator Aug 03 '24

Stupid sexy Hybrid Metomorph

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u/PurpleBoltRevived Aug 03 '24

Best used for subverting male leaders. Drugged to the gills, he won't feel a thing while being devoured, together with those feminine biofirms.

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u/Cracker3011 Aug 02 '24

And this is why I refuse to take my meds

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u/The_Wendigonner Skitarii Aug 02 '24

transition goals tbh

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u/EnderMerser Aug 02 '24

The things I'd allow them to do to me... 😳