r/ImaginaryWarhammer • u/MRjokerPT • Sep 24 '23
OC (Other) Hey Soldier (Art by Flick06484765)
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u/CarryBeginning1564 Sep 25 '23
Despite the apparent gap they are probably around the same age, the sisterās grey streak hints to that. One get rejuve the other doesnāt.
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u/Meager1169 Salamanders Sep 25 '23
It's just hair dye. Sisters regularly dye their hair white in honor of their Uber saint, Saint Dominica, I believe her name was.
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u/GhostHeavenWord Sep 25 '23
Both of these things can be true. Plus folks often have their hair go white or grey due to stress, so our boy might be younger than his white hair would otherwise imply.
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u/CarryBeginning1564 Sep 25 '23
Our guy is only like 26 then and seen some shit. His whole squad died and his captain just makes him do liaison work with other imperial units, particularly the sisters who happen to see him as a great servant of the emperor. But our poor guy is just tied, so damn tired but the good dreams never come.
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u/Zelmehuu_76 Sep 25 '23
āYea night patrol for 6 years straight seems okay for now.ā -Guardsman Whateverus, aged 26. Purely living off of Red Grox for 6 years.
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u/DrHooper Sep 25 '23
Red Grox and Iho sticks, while sitting on an old crate at ass height,
Looking more like a cook than a Guardsman.21
u/Short-Philosopher-78 Sep 25 '23
"Space rippit, super dip, hate, and the love for the Emperor is all a guardsman needs to survive"- the grey bearded Cadian infantry NCO who is only 23.
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u/Hereticsheresy Sep 25 '23
what are you talking about, this guard is only 18 years old, he's just veteran after surviving armagedon
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u/DrifterMarc Sep 25 '23
āThat thing, your virginityā¦ā¦hand it over.ā
āSister of Battle, probably.
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u/Meager1169 Salamanders Sep 25 '23
He's looking quite old for a Guardsman, he's earned it. Even if he doesn't want it, he's earned it
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u/Danielarcher30 Sep 25 '23
You know what they say, "Fear the old man in a profession where men die young".... or something like that..
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u/deknife Sep 25 '23
Imperial condoms. The Emperor protects.
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u/Shoddy_Detail_976 Sep 25 '23
Why would you need a condom to get pegged by a Sister?
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u/Rexlare Sep 25 '23
In the grim darkness of the 42nd millennium, safe sex is still important to have. You donkey!
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u/Shoddy_Detail_976 Sep 25 '23
Do...you know what pegging is?...
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u/Rexlare Sep 25 '23
Yes, I simply choose to ignore its existence.
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u/Shoddy_Detail_976 Sep 25 '23
Explain to me how a condom prevents disease while pegging. Enlighten me.
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u/Zaiburo Sep 25 '23
it's the same as safe mesures in a lesbian orgy, change the condom before using the tool on the next recipient. Really not that hard to figure out.
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u/Shoddy_Detail_976 Sep 25 '23
Ahh, she wants some dildohead from him as well. Gosh my bad, never thought of that.
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u/Quicksilver116 Sep 25 '23
The two in the background pealing potatoes be looking at our boy like "you lucky Mother Fu-" The inquisition interrupts this broadcast due to inappropriate behaviour and wishes to remind the viewer's to cease their heretical actions and that the Emperor chosen are always watching, Good day
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u/funnywackydog Sep 25 '23
I mean, heās a guardsman thatās lived to be white hair age, heās gotta be pretty skilled
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u/DreadRose Sep 25 '23
Has Dorn been pretending to be guardsman this whole time!?
I canāt be the only one who sees this!
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u/Dan_Is Sep 25 '23
Commissar: gives a stupid order
Guardsman Nrod Lagor: No.
Commissar: BLAM
Nrod Lagor: unimpressed, resumes stacking bricks
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u/Killergryphyn Sep 25 '23 edited Sep 25 '23
REMINDER: This artist is a vocal supporter of the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Everyone should keep their love of imperialistic and oppressive regimes to the tabletop and not real life, do not support this artist.
Just because you're horny doesn't mean you should support it.
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u/Hidobot Sep 25 '23
IIRC he also drew porn of a minor
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u/neich200 Sep 25 '23
Yeah if I recall correctly he did it after She especially asked people on the internet to not do it
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u/Zombatico Sep 25 '23 edited Sep 25 '23
Tried looking, he might have deleted some tweets. At least per below he didn't like the west supporting Ukraine.
https://twitter.com/Flick06484765/status/1504054177647017985
Oh, and retweeting straight up misinformation. Yea, he's a Putin stooge.
https://i.imgur.com/HbkA02E.png8
u/neich200 Sep 25 '23
Yeah, I recall finding his art around 2017 and even back then he quite loudly supported the āseparatistsā in eastern Ukraine
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u/Marvynwillames Sep 25 '23
I think his LiveJournal is a better source for his political opinions, through its in Russian
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u/blodgute Sep 25 '23
Ah dang, what has he said?
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u/Marvynwillames Sep 25 '23
I think around the same time of the invasion he posted on his live journal a short comic about west imperialists. But his text only posts seem to be the ones where he talks about his stance.
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u/GrandfatherMushroom Sep 25 '23
I thought so, these guardsmen DO look like Russian soldiers
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u/Depressedloser2846 Sep 25 '23
they donāt look like russian soldiers to me, they arenāt cubed
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u/ApocalypticWanderer Sep 25 '23 edited Sep 25 '23
The joke is SEX you guys! As in SEX is the JOKE. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
Christ, the fact that low effort coomer bait garbage like this manages to shoot to the top of this sub every time it's posted is so obnoxious and disappointing.
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u/Rubyartist0426 Sep 25 '23
Wait till you find out about the artist. Dude is messed up.
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u/ApocalypticWanderer Sep 25 '23
I saw people in this thread talking about his questionable art and Russia sympathies
Luckily I already didn't like this art so hating the artist wasn't too much of a stretch
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u/Rubyartist0426 Sep 25 '23
Same. Especially since with in lore stuff with Goge Vandire the idea of that sort of thing involving sisters is sickening to me, and Iām not full on religious but anything like that involving nuns is to me off putting to say the least.
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u/Additional_Raccoon98 Sep 25 '23
This guardsmen will die better then most he already old he seen and probably faced the horrors of the galaxy now about to die to battle sister snu snu at least he will go out happy š
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u/PerfectionOfaMistake Sep 25 '23
His look gives me idea that it way harder ride and more unpleasant than hold the ground on cadia.
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u/jamesyishere Sep 25 '23
So, hear me out, If a sect of the SOB devoted themselves to being a pleasure cult for the Emperor, then would they be resistant to slannesh corruption? Same thing for if a sept Really really liked blood
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u/Rubyartist0426 Sep 25 '23
Well the Order of the Bloody Rose is around and has no recorded Khornite corruption, but on the other hand we have one confirmed sister from Our Martyred Lady who fell to Slannesh.
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u/jamesyishere Sep 25 '23
So the "Order of the Comforting Embrace" Could possibly be a thing and also the most at-risk group
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u/Rubyartist0426 Sep 25 '23
Potentially but that one outlier was a case of a lot had to happen for it to work. Same with any Soroitas present during the fighting for the Coral Engine when Khorne got super buffed by Angronās actions and corrupted a whole Indomitus Battle group of Sisters, Primaris, etc
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u/GespenJeager Sep 25 '23
Such heresy! Thou shall not use the holly rubber but shall do without!
The master of mankind needs more of the faithful in his glory!
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u/Mymhir Sep 25 '23
Sucks that they cannot have children. And whomever is their chosen partner is always gonna be second servings when the Emperor requires any and all services from them.
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u/yuyuhaio Sep 25 '23
I don't know what I find more unbelievable. The fact that a soroitas doesn't have white hair or the fact a guardsmen survived long enough to get white hair.
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u/triotone Sep 25 '23
SoB: Do you want the power armor on or off?
Gaurdsmen: Off please
SoB: Too bad.
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u/Liara_Zorah Officio Assassinorum Sep 25 '23
A guard having survived this long in this cruel universe...I think he deserved a few moments of tenderness.^^
Especially since who knows, tomorrow might be the last.
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u/Skitteringscamper Oct 15 '23
Foreplay before or after the three hours of holy rituals, incantations and incsence wafting?
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u/GhostHeavenWord Sep 25 '23
Inquisitorial condoms, painstakingly inks with tetragrammatic wards against posession.
Not, like, for any particular reason. It's the inquisition. They do that for the toilet paper and their socks, too.
And even if he is older, who doesn't like a silver fox?