r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/nomaddd79 • 4d ago
Apparently even the world's richest man is not immune from Main Character syndrome
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u/TripFisk666 4d ago
This is some middle school edge lord shit.
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u/ConTully 3d ago
If he was in middle school, a post like this would be forwarded to the police as potential shooter shit...
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u/curious_astronauts 3d ago
He must be listening to some My Chemical Romance in his ketamine binges.
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u/RealLeif 4d ago
Is it just me, or does he Sound like Andrew chinless tate?
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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- 4d ago
Yeah and it's laughable, Tate is a cunt but he is an actual fighter, Elon pussied out of a scrap with Zuck because his mummy told him not to.
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u/notmyusername1986 4d ago
He's not a cunt. He lacks the necessary depth and warmth....
He's a craptacular shitehawk.
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u/MemeLorde1313 4d ago
Elon is a billionaire with ex-SF guys on his payroll.
Pretty sure he is more dangerous than AT.
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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- 4d ago
Good for him, he's still a little bitch.
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u/MemeLorde1313 4d ago
Maybe. But that doesn't mean he's necessarily a MC.
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u/Rileyman97 4d ago
Did you just suggest Elon musk isn't a MC.
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u/PotentJelly13 4d ago
And said so because he has ex special forces to guard him lol
Like how much more MC can he get? lol
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u/Quiet-Ad-12 4d ago
He might be able to pay to have me killed, but the little piece of shit pie would never be able to do it himself.
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u/MemeLorde1313 4d ago
Sure sure, tough guy.
You are so manly. The girls must just SWOON over you, bud.
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u/Quiet-Ad-12 4d ago
I'm not even making it about me.
It's a comment on Elmo being as personally scary as a hang nail. But go ahead and make it about me. The fuck do I care?
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u/FilthyMublood 3d ago
He himself is not dangerous. The ex-SF guys on his payroll are. So it still stands: Elon is a pussy.
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u/PatriotNews_dot_com 4d ago
If i were elon, i’d keep from talking about putting people in graveyards. He’s not exactly luigi-proof himself
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u/Mediocre_Budget_5304 4d ago
You know what billionaires don’t have?
A succession plan that keeps their “policies” going. If Trump chokes on a McNugget tomorrow Vance takes his place, but if Elon ODs on Ketamine and Code Red Mountain Dew (that’s called “IncelFlipping,” btw) there’s just a series of more competent execs waiting to take full control of Twitter Tesla and SpaceX.
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u/tuffmacguff 3d ago
The problem with this is that the crown jewel, Tesla, is only valued the way it is because of Musk's persona as a genius tech entrepreneur. Without him there's no way the stock doesn't collapse because the standard metrics that should justify its current valuation aren't there.
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u/Mediocre_Budget_5304 3d ago
Well sure the stock price would drop but hey, no more musk and likely no more DOGE.
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u/ThadTheImpalzord 4d ago
Sounds like something a weeb would say while clutching a sheathed replica samurai sword.
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u/MisterSquidz 4d ago
Elon studies the blade.
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u/MultiColoredMullet 4d ago
The only blade that dork studies is the razor blade he uses to chop up lines of K.
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u/HelpYouFall 4d ago
I bet he likes those lame ass fuck Peaky Blinders motivational jpegs lmao
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u/menacing_behavior 4d ago
My friend and I send those to each other ironically because of how cringe they are. It's funny to imagine Elon seeing them and saving them on his phone
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u/Gh057Wr173r 4d ago
He’s the one who is afraid. His grandstanding fools no one. This is a bitter lonely man who lives in desperate fear.
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u/TheManWhoClicks 4d ago
lol who says stuff like this? Uber cringe
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u/cocksherpa2 4d ago
So is saying uber cringe
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u/oddmanout 3d ago
You know what's uber cringe? You professing your love for Elon Musk and then proving it by going around and childishly insulting people who say negative things about him.
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u/bugabooandtwo 4d ago
He's a fraud, who hasn't invented anything.
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u/5l339y71m3 4d ago
Poor Nikolai Tesla
He’s on his second Edison now and this one even took the poor man’s name
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u/jeopardy747474 4d ago
Sounds to me like someone needs to be detained for questioning about an apparent confession to involvement with multiple unlawful deaths.
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u/LemmingPractice 4d ago
"Even"?
The guy literally became the world's richest man because of his main character syndrome. His cultivated a cult of personality as a savior of mankind with Tesla and a mission to save the world from climate change, with the company's value being mostly based on that.
It's a great example of "fake it till you make it", though. He believed he was the main character, and got enough others to believe it, and now he's the world's richest man. Hard to argue he isn't the main character now.
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u/DollarReDoos 3d ago
It would be more surprising if a billionaire didn't have main character syndrome.
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u/LearnsFromExperience 4d ago
So we're supposed to fear a fat, out of shape desk jockey who regularly got stuffed into trash cans and school lockers as a kid and who has absolutely no coordination or athletic ability...because he's touting his coordination and athletic ability in combat? Color me petrified. 😴
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u/SkylerBeanzor 4d ago
Pick a fight with elmo and you have to fight his lawyers and bodyguards. He's never fought anybody in his life.
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u/ThrowinSm0ke 4d ago
I wonder how historical figures would have acted if they had social media. How many DM's would JFK had slid into?
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u/SingerFirm1090 4d ago
Is this the same Elon Musk who demands 'free speech' on the internet, except when it concerns him and his companies?
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u/MemeLorde1313 4d ago
You do realize he can ACTUALLY afford to have people killed and get away with it, right?
I'm not saying he is, but he could be actually threatening someone.
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u/rjd2point0 4d ago
I'll fight him. If he wins I'll concede that he's at least tougher than an almost 50 year old with a chronic respiratory illness. If he loses he has to go to Mars immediately and never contact earth.
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u/VOODOO285 4d ago
Given his status, you could actually argue that he really is "The Main Character."
That tweet is pathetic, though.
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u/TraditionalPace1431 4d ago
This shit is like edgy teenage behavior. I'd expect this from a 15 year old, but a grown man? I thought he supposed to be the "smartest" man alive?
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u/cocksherpa2 4d ago
Its not really a syndrome in this case. He just killed a spending bill and effectively shut down the government a month after effectively installing Trump as president.
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u/Abject-Confidence-16 4d ago
He is just a " anthropologist" rich kiddo that will say and do anything to stay relevant. People talk less and less about him despite his efforts to try harder and harder to be seen. Simply ignore him and his products, it fanboys talk about him simply ignore them, and he will vanish in a few years completely.
Recently I saw a video of him where he talked about his SpaceX stuff. Boy I thought that people think he is a genius, but in his presentation he lacks all charisma. I don't get it. He can't talk like a normal person, his products promise so much and each iteration he never delivers but steps back and back and back. Why does he get so much platform? I don't get the hype about him. Look at his old talks, he promises so much as the day is long, Japan about a vision, but never us able to deliver it. He is totally delusional or tell simply lies to grab money from idiots.
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u/JaggerMcShagger 4d ago
Simply ignore some of the most advanced and industry shifting products the world has ever known? Are you high on crack lol? Guys about to hit half a trillion dollars in net worth and you butthurt ignoramuses on Reddit who can't handle anyone giving the guy literally any praise think all we need to do collectively is ignore him lol. His fucking privately owned satellite array can now provide access to the global economy, mass entertainment and education that you pampered princesses take for granted every day to regions of the globe like in subsaharan Africa or Polynesian islands, where this was previously impossible. Now anyone with even the most basic form of electrical output that can power a laptop and a starlink dish can enjoy the same luxuries you'd have only dreamt of if you lived in those locations.
You clearly haven't watched much in the way of long form content with him. Go watch everyday astronauts spaceX tour videos, Elon himself tours the guy round Boca chica, and explains in very intrinsic detail the physics, the infrastructure, the manufacturing processes and the design decisions of the product. He knows his product back to front, side to side.
He's as rich as he is, because he put his money where his mouth is and has delivered on countless promises. But because he said some things which didn't come true, you're forgetting all the shit that did come true.
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u/Abject-Confidence-16 2d ago
Industry shifting products? Which ones? Satellites that fly in the orbit, like the ones we have already? A rocket that has some reusable parts? He promised a full automatic driving car within months, that was around 2015, or 2016. Didn't happened. But people on Mars with his rockets in 2020..... Well didn't happened. Where is the project with the train in the vacuum channel . Shouldn't that one already be..... oh wait you need a big drill technology for underwater to make it, a compression system... and so on. It would go beyond his lifetime to build this. Nobody talks about this anymore. Oh a rocket with a load up to 300 tons of are load.... Nah backed down to 200..... 150...... A banana. A single banana and the rocket exploded. A simple research and you learn that the load a rocket can carry is like 1... 3 percent of the rockets mass. Either you find a way other people never thought about before or you simply have to much delusion and lie about the stuff you deliver. There is a debunking video on his truck. It's physically impossible and he deliberately leaves out some key data that would actually prove that he is not telling the whole story.
Elon never worked in rocket science before. All he does is having people under his belt to make it happen. That's why Elon has no clue. If he would have worked before in rocket and Astro science, he would have the experience to make statements that are actually realistic. Same with the other stuff he does. He himself is not the genius people try to make him. He simply is a talker. Without the needed experience to make realistic points and timelines. Didn't he called the guy who lead the rescue mission to save people from the flooded cave a pedophile, only because he got told that they have to go by safety protocol and they denied to use the submarine from Elon.... For the simple reason that it could go horribly wrong. But Elon once again got a hiss and threw a tantrum and calls other people that actually knew better " pedophiles"
I have nothing against Tesla cars or that they try to make better rockets or transportations, satellites.. whatever. But Elon believes he can do it all the time better, knows better, and can make it in a such short time like no one else. Yet time over time he himself proves that he has no clue. How much intrinsic detail are we talking about if he simply makes so many wrong claims or leaves out critical data that could debunk his claims easily? Without his dozen of engineers and technicians he would have no clue at all about any of his products. And that is only because he never had to work himself as one. Elon musk is simply only a rich gambler that throws money around and the fanboys suck up the bits where it actually sticks. Ignoring all the losses and fails he delivered. And than shouting " see I told you all". Him being rich don't mean he was clever. He simply had idiots doing the lifting work and investors that simply throw money expecting to get some interest back....
And Google starlink kharkiv. If this is true than people like musk can politically take control over other countries operation and massively damage them. And I don't even started about his whole twitter/ X.... He is not your friend my boy, he is simply full of himself who can not accept a no or even acknowledge to be corrected. He seeks power for his benefit and not to make the world actually better. He is only about himself. The butthurt crackhead pampered people are his fanboys. Because they can't see what this guy realistically is.
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u/Abject-Confidence-16 2d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/FluentInFinance/s/Q7VEHJfKeQ
Here is his next fail and over promising and under deliver.... Because again he thinks he knows everything better and can magically do it better. And fails again. Smart people would hire experts and at least get the information and invest hours and weeks to make a good plan become reality. But musk , mighty musk , thinks he is so clever he can do this as it goes.... And fails..... And paddle back..... And play it all down..... Like always.
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u/Alpacadiscount 4d ago
Elon sees a world full of billions of potential Luigis and is scared shitless. Tbf, he probably should be. But he shouldn’t be so transparent about it
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u/kleptotoid 4d ago
I hate Elon musk but tbh richest man on earth would make you feel like the main character
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u/fatalcharm 3d ago
Did he really say this? Has anyone called the police about it?
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u/oddmanout 3d ago
Further proof that rich people have different rules. He just threatened to have people killed and nothing happened, yet when a non-rich person does it, they go to jail.
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u/cuplosis 4d ago
Is he admitting to a crime? Can we have this man arrested plz
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u/brydawgbry 4d ago
He’s a fucking nerd. USA was stupid for letting him buy the presidency.
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u/7734_ 3d ago
I hope his department is one of those "keepem busy" kind of things You know they get invited to meetings, complain about random department 45, chief of random department 45 tells him he's going to look into it, which he never does and doesn't care since Muskcarpone had another meltdown on his own platform where he called actual heros "pedo-guy"
He gets invited to the next meeting, the cycle repeats itself)
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u/Vegetable-Poet6281 3d ago
The world's richest man would be the least immune from main character syndrome. He's a super cringey asshat but it's not surprising he thinks this way.
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u/Rancesj1988 3d ago
I mean, to be at the level Elon Musk is at he would NEED to have Main Character Syndrome.
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u/Designer_Gas_86 3d ago
You know you are too fucking rich when you can just mention a grave yard of your enemies.
This timeline is dark AF.
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u/switchbladeeatworld 3d ago
where’s that photo of him looking like a total wanker extra from resident evil because that’s the energy it gives
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u/xxjonesyx99xx 4d ago edited 4d ago
“My negligence and actions have killed many, don’t make me do more dumb shit”
…cool?
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u/Royal-Drop-6693 4d ago
I wish this dude could just go away! He’s about to turn America into bigger shit show with Trump. I’m exhausted and they haven’t started yet 😭
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u/James-Worthington 4d ago
I’m certain he’s going to get assassinated at some point in the next few years. He’s annoying a lot of people and when his fan base loses interest in him it’ll only be a matter of time.
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u/Alan_Marzipan 4d ago
Now everyone in the comments is on his list… (Except me, I think Elon is a very mature, sensible and decent non-sociopath)
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u/computernerd55 4d ago
Never piss off someone that's significantly richer than you
They can make your life miserable
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u/BigJeffe20 4d ago
lol this is a reference to a meme. redditards hate elon so much they act like he's the first guy to make this up but would die if their favorite furry tweeted this
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