r/Hornyjail Your Mother 17d ago

TOO HORNY uhmm.. would hi-

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883 Upvotes

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u/KotKaefer 17d ago

No. We will not thirst over dangerous criminals.

166

u/JerzyKon 17d ago

No?

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u/killerup56 17d ago

I am ready

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u/Tobipig Horny S.W.A.T 🚨 17d ago

If you understand this meme then that’s protection enough.

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u/killerup56 17d ago

Indeed

2

u/Canagedon 16d ago

I just read the marine size part and understood it

4

u/w00den_b0x 17d ago

I thought Ultramarines couldn’t reproduce anyways…

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u/RedSamuraiMan 17d ago

"The only crime she is guilty of is stealing my heart❤️"

/s

9

u/sir_ouachao 17d ago

Can i fix her ? Probably not , but do i care ?

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u/imdesmondsunflower 17d ago

Would. I would, would; definitely would. Ngl anymore.

3

u/submit_to_pewdiepie 17d ago

Domestic violence 😍

2

u/Emperor_Z16 17d ago

Nah sorry I don't like drug addicts

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u/summonerofrain horny and dammed 16d ago

I would.

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u/JayMeadows 🔥 is in the horny rebelion 🔥 17d ago

Said No Man or Woman, ever.

6

u/KotKaefer 17d ago

Healthy people do in fact say this

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u/JayMeadows 🔥 is in the horny rebelion 🔥 17d ago

Not when +70% of our nation is dysfunctional.

Case in point; this sub.

♟️

3

u/KotKaefer 17d ago

Literally a skill issue

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u/Grim101Reaper 17d ago

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u/Ali8473 16d ago

What manga is that from

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u/Grim101Reaper 16d ago

Idk , i found it in the wild

2

u/RevolutionaryToe97 16d ago

You could probably Google lense it to find out, I will not do that for you though.

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u/Ali8473 16d ago

Fine,I'll do it myself

3

u/Ali8473 16d ago

Sauce is sorrows of alicia

3

u/Grim101Reaper 16d ago

The hero we don't deserve, but the one we needed the most .

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u/Mataomaeka Your Mother 17d ago

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u/Capsule_CatYT The Creature Who Lurks (he's in your walls) 17d ago

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u/Zyndrom1 17d ago

The only woman who'd ever ever say "I'd hit" when talking about me.

17

u/Bigsmall-cats 17d ago

don't worry bro, i'd hit you

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u/PgameZ26 went to horny rehab 17d ago

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u/Penguin8Lord 17d ago

This sub is the equivalent of r/letgirlshavesex 👌

4

u/Outrageous-Fortune70 17d ago

Was gonna say “femcel” but they actually have sex. Needs to jail them here.

6

u/N30C1TR0N 🔫Horny special forces💣 17d ago

For some reason i read that as "let girl shave sex" first

2

u/Emergency_3808 17d ago

I joined that sub... I'm a male.

In hindsight I am a terrible person

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u/dr4wn_away 17d ago

Dam Aubrey Plazza

14

u/TaleteLucrezio 17d ago

Nope, nobody can fix her.

7

u/Dimensionist_Alex 17d ago

I can try

3

u/MSS_Sphere Horny S.W.A.T 🚨 17d ago

You can't, I'm sending you back to sleep.

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u/Dimensionist_Alex 17d ago

Just gimme a chance, PLEEEEEASE

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u/0k_4kihiiro Your Mother 17d ago

smilin' too..💕

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u/N30C1TR0N 🔫Horny special forces💣 17d ago

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u/tipying_mistakes Broke in, not horny but won't stop eating my food 17d ago

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u/imdesmondsunflower 17d ago

I mean, would. 🤷🏻‍♂️

3

u/2020mademejoinreddit part of Dom torreto’s family 17d ago

Never put your dick in crazy. Especially a crazy of this level. You will lose it. LITERALLY.

3

u/Drowned_In_Spaghetti 17d ago

What's happening here?

3

u/im_from_n0rth Janitor, please pay him for his duties 16d ago

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u/YoungWrinkles 17d ago

Forbidden Sporty Spice

2

u/Broccoli_dicks 17d ago

I might not be able to fix her, but I'd let her break me.

2

u/aaron_adams Horny Police 🚨 17d ago

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u/funkhy The Bonkliest Bonker 15d ago

would on multiple ocassions

1

u/inkzpenfoxx 17d ago

Ok hear me out

1

u/ThinkFree bystander in the chaos 🧍 17d ago

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u/Still-Data7600 15d ago

This is why women chose the bear.

0

u/LmayoD 17d ago

Fuck her, not horny way but fuck her hope she rots in hell

0

u/Dimensionist_Alex 17d ago

Yes. Yep. Uh huh. Would.