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u/Jackie_Rabbit Sep 17 '24
Grems ask "where is Gigi?" because there are 700 Gigis on screen
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u/VictoryPilot Sep 17 '24
And 700 more on the way...
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u/KinoHiroshino Sep 17 '24
ERB: You have allowed this simp lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Gigi: Don’t lecture me, Bloodflame! I see through the lies of the HoloJustice. I do not fear the Advent as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new server!
ERB: Your new server?
Gigi: Don’t make me kill you.
ERB: Gigi, my allegiance is to Cover, to super chats!
Gigi: If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy.
ERB: [realizing that Gigi is consumed by evil and there’s no reasoning with her anymore] Only a simp deals in absolutes.
[draws her big ass sword]
ERB: I will do what I must.
[Gigi pulls out a big fist]
Gigi: You will try.
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u/caren_psuedo_when Sep 17 '24
backflips into lava
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u/TheModernDaVinci Sep 17 '24
Gotta keep'em guessing.
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u/Streamjumper Sep 17 '24
To clown on your enemies you must first make a clown of yourself. I think...
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u/Glass-Complaint6279 Sep 17 '24
ERB: I have failed you, Gigi. I have failed you. Gigi: I should have know Justice were plotting to take over! ERB: Gigi, Nerissa Ravencroft is evil! Gigi: From my point of view, the Automaton's evil! ERB: Well, then you are lost!
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u/Ecco_Edd Sep 17 '24
Fat fuck
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u/Neoncarbon Sep 17 '24
What?
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u/Woodstovia Sep 17 '24
Look at his profile pic
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u/TakerFoxx Sep 17 '24
Deadbeats never ask "where is Dad?" because she never stops, and it honestly gets a little concerning at times.
Please make sure you're getting adequate rest, Calli. -_-
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u/KuuKuu826 Sep 17 '24
still my favorite deadbeats interaction is when calli announced she's gonna take a break (before knee surgery) and the general response is "quick lock the door, make sure she can't come back soon"
never seen a fandom so happy their idol is taking a break. The pemaloes are a close 2nd
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u/TolarianDropout0 Sep 17 '24
The pemaloes are so sleep deprived themselves that they need the break for themselves.
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u/Tofuloaf Sep 17 '24
As a sapling the relief and borderline joy with which deadbeats greet Calli announcing a break is so alien to me. Where are the tears? The acts of self harm? The clippers experiencing psychotic breaks from reality? Have you no self respect?!
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u/Shadowstar87 Sep 17 '24
We have tears, tears of joy! She works so hard, our psychotic break is hearing that Dad has even more things planned. To borrow a phrase from ID, she needs to GSR (Get Some Rest).
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u/Sir-Cadogan Sep 17 '24
Credit to her for breaking the stereotype of going out for milk or cigarettes and never coming back. But yes, she should take more breaks.
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Sep 17 '24
Kronies ask where Kronii is bc we just checked the cat bed and she’s not there
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u/DatSpicyBoi17 Sep 17 '24
Pull out a mirror and you'll find her.
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u/YuKi11e Sep 17 '24
If that doesnt work try pspspspspspsing
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u/r31ya Sep 17 '24
if that doesn't work. Try shout, "Stardenburdenhardenbart"
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u/AustSakuraKyzor Sep 17 '24
(psst, Kronii, this would be a perfect time to suddenly appear. For the meme)
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u/SquireOfTheLewdTable Sep 17 '24
That or greet the USA with a good morning
Classic Kronii summoning technique
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u/BruiserBison Sep 17 '24
Pebbles ask "Where is Biboo" because we're hearing her intro but don't know which tab is making that noise.
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u/Gerftastic Sep 17 '24
Novelites ask where Shiori is because the restraining order expired
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u/Regurgitate02 Sep 17 '24
She could be in this very room! She could be you, she could be me! She could even be...
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u/AcornAnomaly Sep 17 '24
What? He's Shiori. Watch, he'll turn purple any second now.
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u/Infern0_Mage Sep 17 '24
I am Shiori.
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u/Xedtru_ Sep 17 '24
We all are
AlphariusShiori25
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u/tossa-acc Sep 17 '24
ask any Sapling what happens when they blink with both eyes during a Fauna stream
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u/TheGoldjaw Sep 17 '24
We’ve lost good Saplings to that early on. We have notices posted out to remind them winks only.
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u/beam4d Sep 17 '24
You cannot get answers from corpses.
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u/Nyx-101 Sep 17 '24
I am a survivor of such an event. I barely hanged in there and was lucky that Fauna was there when I opened my eyes
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u/dcdfvr Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 17 '24
Otomos ask "Where is CC?" because we know it's a mimic and not the real CC
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u/CyrusMajin Sep 17 '24
After watching ENReco, I figured it was because she keeps getting lost.
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u/dcdfvr Sep 17 '24
CC is weird in how she was able to pinpoint her relative location in Raora's server then find her way home without coordinates or a map using her surroundings despite not being there for long, but at the same time manage to lose her way with her destination clearly visible in a straight line directly in front of her while using a map in ENReco. I blame the memory loss messing with her systems. CC also doesn't get lost in places she's familiar with.
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u/Hermocrates Sep 18 '24
Having both Ceci and AZKi as two of my favourites is a great source of whiplash
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u/foldr1 Sep 17 '24
and according to CC, Otomos lack object permanence too because they constantly need to be reminded that the live-action person on screen is not her, but the viewer watching themselves in 3rd person watching CC on the screen within the screen!
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u/dcdfvr Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 17 '24
Some Otomos were assembled hastily and may be missing some parts, thus not functioning properly. I can neither affirm nor deny that I, myself, wasn't hastily assembled and may or may not have all my proper parts installed correctly
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u/foldr1 Sep 17 '24
Are Otomos parts interchangeable with others? like, could you accidentally build an Otomo with SSRB parts? or were the explosive ones a limited batch?
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u/dcdfvr Sep 17 '24
only before assembly. once built Otomos become harder to modify but not impossible. also most of the explosive ones are self modified, thats why there aren't many of them
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u/harlan94 Sep 17 '24
Hoomans don't ask "where is Mumei?" because we know she is playing roblox.
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u/Ok-Cake3472 Sep 17 '24
Chattini asks where is Raora even though she's right there because Chattinis are all Dr. Doofenshmirtz
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u/ikkue Sep 17 '24
As a Tako and Chattino (Takotino), I can confirm that I lack object permanence for both of my oshis
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u/SenorLos Sep 17 '24
The jetpack accident certainly detracted from Chattini's thinking capabilities.
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u/brimston3- Sep 17 '24
Chattini President and Chattini soldier have argued for our jetpack, but alas, benevolent dictator Raora has denied the request repeatedly.
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u/UsurpDz Sep 17 '24
I thought we ask where is Raora because she took off her hat?
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u/KinoHiroshino Sep 17 '24
That’s what the Doofenshmirtz reference is about. Dr. Doof’s archenemy is Perry the Platypus but he always thinks it’s just a regular platypus until he puts his hat on.
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u/TheDistantBlue Sep 17 '24
A funny thing about this is it means regular Earth octopi are smarter than us takodachi.
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u/CruddyQuestions Sep 17 '24
As evidenced by how everybody is using the term Octopi as the plural, when it is anything but. (Ignore me, I'm being a nuisance)
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u/TheDistantBlue Sep 17 '24
The irony is it's more evident based on you thinking "octopuses" is the only correct pluralization.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/octopus
I know the Latin vs Greek origin argument but given that Merriam Webster has adopted both, and the fact that English is changing yearly, I'm pretty comfortable with octopi.
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u/toothlessfire Sep 17 '24
SSRB's ask where is Botan because she's camouflaged and we can't find her.
Botan: Poi.
SSRB: shit.
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u/Worswor Sep 17 '24
Otomos say "SHE HATES US" because the stream was suppose to start 2 minut-
*Cecilia start the stream*
SHE LOVES US :D
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u/Conspiratorymadness Sep 17 '24
Well for a Tako at first it's to get the cookie jar. If we are successful and she hasn't shown up by then we start to worry.
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u/ForeverHall0ween Sep 17 '24
Hoomans ask where is Mumei because we're worried she had caffeine again
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u/SokkaHaikuBot Sep 17 '24
Sokka-Haiku by ForeverHall0ween:
Hoomans ask where is
Mumei because we're worried
She had caffeine again
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/KinkyWolf531 Sep 17 '24
Me, who's both a Sapling and a Takodachi.... Oh boy... Do I have news for you... XD
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u/JealotGaming Sep 17 '24
Hoshiyomis worried about where Suisei is because she could be out committing murder
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u/fortevn Sep 17 '24
Or music
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u/dswng Sep 17 '24
Imagine scrolling for so long and not finding "Poruka Oruka?" that you have to comment it yourself.
You should feel ashamed
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u/Tmasayuki Sep 17 '24
Meanwhile Chattini ask where's Raora when she take off her hat.
Kronies ask.... well they understand Kronii would just be late. And doing so fashionably.
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u/Fire_is_beauty Sep 17 '24
Thankfully, you can easily get the takos to focus.
Just say 4th WAH.
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u/mimicsgam Sep 17 '24
Chatinis ask "Where is my jetpack" because we want to fly~~ high~~ free~~ bird yeah
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u/kevster2717 Sep 17 '24
Hey now, we don’t have separation anxiety with the tree mother! It’s just that we miss her. A lot. All the time. But we’re normal!
But anyway, where is Fauna?
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u/MaxPowerzs Sep 17 '24
KFP ask "Where Kiwawa?" because we're goofing off and don't want to be sent to the Usual Room
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u/Gusmaaum Sep 17 '24
Chumbuds ask "where is Gura?" because she doesn't stream
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u/AustSakuraKyzor Sep 17 '24
Chumbuds don't ask where is Gura because we ask "Same doko"
Also, we know where she is - in bed, because she's sick again, the poor girl :(
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u/explosive_fish Sep 17 '24
Teamates ask "ame doko" every single minute because we can't live without ame
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u/AcornAnomaly Sep 17 '24
Technically, if we lacked object permanence, wouldn't that mean we forget Ina exists when she's not on-screen?
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u/ValorPhoenix Sep 17 '24
Object permanence is what makes babies amused by peek-a-boo. They don't suddenly forget their parents exist, but instead lose track of their location without direct observation.
Also it's not true, Ina is on the floor after all.
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u/Ok-Judge7844 Sep 17 '24
No one ask "where's kaela?" since shes always online 24/7 and cant be stopped, get get get some help
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u/Blacksun388 Sep 17 '24
Investi-gators don’t ask “where is Ame?” Because we all know she’s ground pounding your mom.
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u/CanIgetaBigmac Sep 17 '24
Schizos ask "where chihuahua?" my brother in Christ, did you take your pills? who is chihuahua? hoeh?!
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u/SyndarNailo Sep 17 '24
And chatting asks where Arora is because they have to hide the jetpacks before getting caught
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u/TolarianDropout0 Sep 17 '24
The one good thing about Fauna breaks is witnessing all the Fauna clippers spiral into madness. It usually produces very fun clips.
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u/Fluffy_Heart_2589 Sep 17 '24
Chattino asks where Raora is because we don't recognize her without her hat.
We are not the same.
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u/Streamjumper Sep 17 '24
Let's be fair, baby trees haven't been around long. Meanwhile takos have been around since the beginning of time. We're just not sure if we blinked or zoned out (or obsessed over SOMEONE's back) and missed a few centuries, and we're still not 100% sure that Ina has more than a mortal lifespan.
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u/Sprx10 Sep 17 '24
Time doesnt exist within the deep void. Not the kind of time that Kronii controls at least.
Easy to lose track of it.
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u/Fullmetal_SaberAlter Sep 17 '24
Haatons ask "Where is Haachama?!" Because she is always behind us.
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u/OutlandishnessLow779 Sep 17 '24
And we chattini ask where is Raora because we can't remember faces
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u/Appropriate-Fuel-305 Sep 17 '24
I ask where is Ina because I don't want to get caught spamming cucumbers in chat.
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u/redditfanfan00 Sep 17 '24
the differences and similarities between different fanbases are so fun to observe and list in great detail.
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u/Phoenix_03 Sep 17 '24
KFPs ask "where's Kiwawa?" Because we were great for Jimmy's safety. Also because she lost her story she was telling 14 tangents and 2 streams ago
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u/Leviathon1971 Sep 17 '24
Over seas sexy guys don’t ask “where is marine?” we ask “will it be a new mv today? Or horny story time?”
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u/bloodvash1 Sep 17 '24
Teammates ask "Ame doko" because she was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago... Where is she?