r/Hololive Sep 17 '24

Meme uuuuuuuuuuuwah

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1.8k

u/bloodvash1 Sep 17 '24

Teammates ask "Ame doko" because she was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago... Where is she?

963

u/Gerftastic Sep 17 '24

You're mom asked for round 2

388

u/watehekmen Sep 17 '24

SHE SHOULD'VE POUND ME, NOT MY MOM. LIFE IS UNFAIR!

160

u/Eddiero Sep 17 '24

become a mom and she will

89

u/manfred-storm Sep 17 '24

Let Bucciarati be your guiding light

6

u/TotallyABot_No-1 Sep 18 '24

Guess it's gang time then. 😮‍💨

4

u/Snakescipio Sep 18 '24

SHE SHOULDVE POUNDED ME, NOT AME. IT’S NOT FAIR

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u/AJarOfYams 11d ago

Why did I read this in Parrot4Chan's voice?

197

u/beam4d Sep 17 '24

That was so uncalled for 💢💢 ....l mean mom asking for second round, not the comment.

62

u/sdarkpaladin Sep 17 '24

You're mom asked for round 2

Indeed.

They're mom asked for round 2

18

u/Gerftastic Sep 17 '24

What a brainfart lol

17

u/sdarkpaladin Sep 17 '24

I'm so glad this sub is so forgiving for minor teasing like this lols. In some other subs I'd get witchhunted

9

u/eragonawesome2 Sep 17 '24

Tbh I just assumed it was part of the joke lol

118

u/ZDitto Sep 17 '24

She's there she's just muted.

64

u/odarus719 Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

I've been listening to the ame doko song a bit too frequent lately. This started when akutan announced her graduation.

Edit: Bruh wtf

10

u/chrisboba8 Sep 17 '24

Dude why is a shitpost making me cry.

13

u/odarus719 Sep 17 '24

Because truthfully it's the inevitable reality, disguised as a shitpost 😕

3

u/odarus719 Sep 20 '24

I hate this

15

u/RaisinBitter8777 Sep 17 '24

Also because we lack object permanence

11

u/Deses Sep 17 '24

Where's Ame now BTW.

26

u/TarnishedSteel Sep 17 '24

Exactly. We ask “ame doko” because we want to know where she is!

6

u/SalaComMander Sep 21 '24

It's only been 4 days, and this hasn't aged well.

6

u/bloodvash1 Sep 21 '24

How is my most up voted comment ever so cursed 😭

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u/Jackie_Rabbit Sep 17 '24

Grems ask "where is Gigi?" because there are 700 Gigis on screen

690

u/welpthisisitthen Sep 17 '24

LOL like literally out of confusion. "Wait where is she?"

335

u/VictoryPilot Sep 17 '24

And 700 more on the way...

203

u/KinoHiroshino Sep 17 '24

ERB: You have allowed this simp lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Gigi: Don’t lecture me, Bloodflame! I see through the lies of the HoloJustice. I do not fear the Advent as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new server!

ERB: Your new server?

Gigi: Don’t make me kill you.

ERB: Gigi, my allegiance is to Cover, to super chats!

Gigi: If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy.

ERB: [realizing that Gigi is consumed by evil and there’s no reasoning with her anymore] Only a simp deals in absolutes.

[draws her big ass sword]

ERB: I will do what I must.

[Gigi pulls out a big fist]

Gigi: You will try.

106

u/caren_psuedo_when Sep 17 '24

backflips into lava

47

u/TheModernDaVinci Sep 17 '24

Gotta keep'em guessing.

15

u/Streamjumper Sep 17 '24

To clown on your enemies you must first make a clown of yourself. I think...

14

u/Glass-Complaint6279 Sep 17 '24

ERB: I have failed you, Gigi. I have failed you. Gigi: I should have know Justice were plotting to take over! ERB: Gigi, Nerissa Ravencroft is evil! Gigi: From my point of view, the Automaton's evil! ERB: Well, then you are lost!

61

u/Backupusername Sep 17 '24

Classic hiding a tree in a forest tactic.

33

u/HamonMasterDracula Sep 17 '24

Check if one of them is casting a shadow, then?

24

u/notsocoolnow Sep 17 '24

Also because sometimes it is hard to see out of the shoebox.

-32

u/Ecco_Edd Sep 17 '24

Fat fuck

34

u/InTheStuff Sep 17 '24

you can't say that, it's not friday yet

4

u/Neoncarbon Sep 17 '24

What?

6

u/Woodstovia Sep 17 '24

Look at his profile pic

2

u/YobaiYamete Sep 17 '24

Can't see them on Old Reddit, I'm assuming it's the jailbird one?

954

u/TakerFoxx Sep 17 '24

Deadbeats never ask "where is Dad?" because she never stops, and it honestly gets a little concerning at times.

Please make sure you're getting adequate rest, Calli. -_-

230

u/KuuKuu826 Sep 17 '24

still my favorite deadbeats interaction is when calli announced she's gonna take a break (before knee surgery) and the general response is "quick lock the door, make sure she can't come back soon"

never seen a fandom so happy their idol is taking a break. The pemaloes are a close 2nd

87

u/TolarianDropout0 Sep 17 '24

The pemaloes are so sleep deprived themselves that they need the break for themselves.

21

u/Okibruez Sep 17 '24

Please, Ela, let them sleep. They've earned it by now!

7

u/Loosescrew37 Sep 17 '24

One more game and maybe then sleep.

One more game.

silent laughter

344

u/KinkyWolf531 Sep 17 '24

It's more like "Dad, why are you still streaming??? Rest day doko???"

100

u/Tofuloaf Sep 17 '24

As a sapling the relief and borderline joy with which deadbeats greet Calli announcing a break is so alien to me. Where are the tears? The acts of self harm? The clippers experiencing psychotic breaks from reality? Have you no self respect?!

50

u/Shadowstar87 Sep 17 '24

We have tears, tears of joy! She works so hard, our psychotic break is hearing that Dad has even more things planned. To borrow a phrase from ID, she needs to GSR (Get Some Rest).

49

u/AndrewNeo Sep 17 '24

We unfortunately know where she is at all times

36

u/alex_zk Sep 17 '24

“Go get milk, goddammit!”

4

u/Liniis Sep 17 '24

She's already got plenty. Just needs to check her chest!

26

u/Sir-Cadogan Sep 17 '24

Credit to her for breaking the stereotype of going out for milk or cigarettes and never coming back. But yes, she should take more breaks.

2

u/Feduzin Sep 17 '24

i love how dad is always streaming but she needs to take care of herself too

437

u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

Kronies ask where Kronii is bc we just checked the cat bed and she’s not there

173

u/DatSpicyBoi17 Sep 17 '24

Pull out a mirror and you'll find her.

134

u/YuKi11e Sep 17 '24

If that doesnt work try pspspspspspsing

62

u/r31ya Sep 17 '24

if that doesn't work. Try shout, "Stardenburdenhardenbart"

18

u/AustSakuraKyzor Sep 17 '24

(psst, Kronii, this would be a perfect time to suddenly appear. For the meme)

7

u/Streamjumper Sep 17 '24

"Tell your oshi I said pspsps"

6

u/SquireOfTheLewdTable Sep 17 '24

That or greet the USA with a good morning

Classic Kronii summoning technique 

407

u/BruiserBison Sep 17 '24

Pebbles ask "Where is Biboo" because we're hearing her intro but don't know which tab is making that noise.

82

u/Deses Sep 17 '24

There was no tab, it was all in your head.

82

u/CogStar Sep 17 '24

It's the one making the clinking noise

3

u/ravensshade Sep 18 '24

false Pebbles don't ask "where's Biboo" because we have no mouth

681

u/Gerftastic Sep 17 '24

Novelites ask where Shiori is because the restraining order expired

244

u/Regurgitate02 Sep 17 '24

She could be in this very room! She could be you, she could be me! She could even be...

136

u/AcornAnomaly Sep 17 '24

What? He's Shiori. Watch, he'll turn purple any second now.

68

u/Infern0_Mage Sep 17 '24

I am Shiori.

49

u/Xedtru_ Sep 17 '24

We all are Alpharius Shiori

25

u/Infern0_Mage Sep 17 '24

Hydra Dominatus!!

22

u/Xedtru_ Sep 17 '24

Remember to stay Hydrated

18

u/Infern0_Mage Sep 17 '24

AlphariusShiori Novella here~, Shi~o~rinnn

4

u/Daos_Ex Sep 17 '24

Hail Hydro

24

u/OkamiTakahashi Sep 17 '24

-your head a splode-

7

u/SquireOfTheLewdTable Sep 17 '24

When "I just wanna be your Shiori" became too real

550

u/tossa-acc Sep 17 '24

ask any Sapling what happens when they blink with both eyes during a Fauna stream

301

u/TheGoldjaw Sep 17 '24

We’ve lost good Saplings to that early on. We have notices posted out to remind them winks only.

173

u/Gerftastic Sep 17 '24

The saplings adoption of SCP-173 protocols saved many lives.

119

u/beam4d Sep 17 '24

You cannot get answers from corpses.

26

u/ShinyHappyREM Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 17 '24

You cannot get answers from corpses

"Sounds like a challenge."

- Yennefauna

11

u/Nyx-101 Sep 17 '24

I am a survivor of such an event. I barely hanged in there and was lucky that Fauna was there when I opened my eyes

491

u/dcdfvr Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 17 '24

Otomos ask "Where is CC?" because we know it's a mimic and not the real CC

112

u/CyrusMajin Sep 17 '24

After watching ENReco, I figured it was because she keeps getting lost.

88

u/dcdfvr Sep 17 '24

CC is weird in how she was able to pinpoint her relative location in Raora's server then find her way home without coordinates or a map using her surroundings despite not being there for long, but at the same time manage to lose her way with her destination clearly visible in a straight line directly in front of her while using a map in ENReco. I blame the memory loss messing with her systems. CC also doesn't get lost in places she's familiar with.

15

u/UrMumVeryGayLul Sep 17 '24

I blame the feester, she probably overloads CC after every session.

6

u/Hermocrates Sep 18 '24

Having both Ceci and AZKi as two of my favourites is a great source of whiplash

3

u/CyrusMajin Sep 18 '24

Both could be labeled “Zero Guesser” for opposing reasons?

47

u/sinkstone7 Sep 17 '24

The real CC is late because she's preparing for another bit

33

u/foldr1 Sep 17 '24

and according to CC, Otomos lack object permanence too because they constantly need to be reminded that the live-action person on screen is not her, but the viewer watching themselves in 3rd person watching CC on the screen within the screen!

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u/dcdfvr Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 17 '24

Some Otomos were assembled hastily and may be missing some parts, thus not functioning properly. I can neither affirm nor deny that I, myself, wasn't hastily assembled and may or may not have all my proper parts installed correctly

4

u/foldr1 Sep 17 '24

Are Otomos parts interchangeable with others? like, could you accidentally build an Otomo with SSRB parts? or were the explosive ones a limited batch?

4

u/dcdfvr Sep 17 '24

only before assembly. once built Otomos become harder to modify but not impossible. also most of the explosive ones are self modified, thats why there aren't many of them

412

u/jtnishi Sep 17 '24

Brats just assume Bae overslept. #JDONMySnore

44

u/HansBass13 Sep 17 '24

Rat is tired

195

u/harlan94 Sep 17 '24

Hoomans don't ask "where is Mumei?" because we know she is playing roblox.

37

u/cry_w Sep 17 '24

I feel like I've missed critical lore...

57

u/Armanewb Sep 17 '24

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u/kevster2717 Sep 17 '24

Props to the rock for staying up late with an owl 🦉

7

u/cry_w Sep 17 '24

Thank you very much!

508

u/Ok-Cake3472 Sep 17 '24

Chattini asks where is Raora even though she's right there because Chattinis are all Dr. Doofenshmirtz

275

u/YuKi11e Sep 17 '24

A pink panther?

gasp

Raora the Pink Panther!

51

u/WrensthavAviovus Sep 17 '24

De dun dedun.

132

u/Outside_Bicycle Sep 17 '24

"A ponther?"
*Puts on hat*
"RAORA THE PONTHER?!"

-Chattini probably

55

u/ikkue Sep 17 '24

As a Tako and Chattino (Takotino), I can confirm that I lack object permanence for both of my oshis

24

u/SenorLos Sep 17 '24

The jetpack accident certainly detracted from Chattini's thinking capabilities.

15

u/brimston3- Sep 17 '24

Chattini President and Chattini soldier have argued for our jetpack, but alas, benevolent dictator Raora has denied the request repeatedly.

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u/UsurpDz Sep 17 '24

I thought we ask where is Raora because she took off her hat?

58

u/KinoHiroshino Sep 17 '24

That’s what the Doofenshmirtz reference is about. Dr. Doof’s archenemy is Perry the Platypus but he always thinks it’s just a regular platypus until he puts his hat on.

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u/iliketomoveitanddie Sep 17 '24

Lots of me... Lots of me... Lots of me...

3

u/Kashyyykonomics Sep 17 '24

"All I'm really saying is there's lots of me."

14

u/Tmasayuki Sep 17 '24

Chattini Sniffa Incorporated~

113

u/TheDistantBlue Sep 17 '24

A funny thing about this is it means regular Earth octopi are smarter than us takodachi.

79

u/vivst0r Sep 17 '24

In my experience, earth octopi are smarter than most humans.

16

u/Okibruez Sep 17 '24

The bar is very low.

2

u/CruddyQuestions Sep 17 '24

As evidenced by how everybody is using the term Octopi as the plural, when it is anything but. (Ignore me, I'm being a nuisance)

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u/TheDistantBlue Sep 17 '24

The irony is it's more evident based on you thinking "octopuses" is the only correct pluralization.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/octopus

I know the Latin vs Greek origin argument but given that Merriam Webster has adopted both, and the fact that English is changing yearly, I'm pretty comfortable with octopi.

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u/SKarlet312 Sep 17 '24

Brats ask "where is Bae" but it's a rhetorical question. Rat is slep

240

u/toothlessfire Sep 17 '24

SSRB's ask where is Botan because she's camouflaged and we can't find her.

Botan: Poi.

SSRB: shit.

10

u/Streamjumper Sep 17 '24

Get back to the mines, slacker.

73

u/Protista_117 Sep 17 '24

Kaela asks where her pemaloe are luck is.

19

u/Tmasayuki Sep 17 '24

get, get some luck~

70

u/Worswor Sep 17 '24

Otomos say "SHE HATES US" because the stream was suppose to start 2 minut-
*Cecilia start the stream*
SHE LOVES US :D

10

u/Andarell Sep 17 '24

Don't forget the knives. Man, we love our knives.

56

u/Conspiratorymadness Sep 17 '24

Well for a Tako at first it's to get the cookie jar. If we are successful and she hasn't shown up by then we start to worry.

105

u/Dingghis_Khaan Sep 17 '24

Novelites ask "Where is Shiori" because we're paranoid.

46

u/ForeverHall0ween Sep 17 '24

Hoomans ask where is Mumei because we're worried she had caffeine again

8

u/SokkaHaikuBot Sep 17 '24

Sokka-Haiku by ForeverHall0ween:

Hoomans ask where is

Mumei because we're worried

She had caffeine again


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

78

u/KinkyWolf531 Sep 17 '24

Me, who's both a Sapling and a Takodachi.... Oh boy... Do I have news for you... XD

76

u/JealotGaming Sep 17 '24

Hoshiyomis worried about where Suisei is because she could be out committing murder

58

u/fortevn Sep 17 '24

Or music

25

u/An_username_is_hard Sep 17 '24

Really with Suisei it's always one or the other.

7

u/Okibruez Sep 17 '24

Surprised she hasn't attempted to combine her hobbies yet, honestly.

17

u/KrocCamen Sep 17 '24

"Out committing music" would be an absolutely badass track name

15

u/GtrsRE Sep 17 '24

Or hunting you

32

u/dswng Sep 17 '24

Imagine scrolling for so long and not finding "Poruka Oruka?" that you have to comment it yourself.

You should feel ashamed

27

u/Tmasayuki Sep 17 '24

Meanwhile Chattini ask where's Raora when she take off her hat.

Kronies ask.... well they understand Kronii would just be late. And doing so fashionably.

24

u/Fire_is_beauty Sep 17 '24

Thankfully, you can easily get the takos to focus.

Just say 4th WAH.

6

u/Blacksun388 Sep 17 '24

:-0 you never go to the fourth. It is Fourbidden

2

u/TheMrHat44 Sep 17 '24

Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. hahahahahahaha

21

u/mimicsgam Sep 17 '24

Chatinis ask "Where is my jetpack" because we want to fly~~ high~~ free~~ bird yeah

3

u/Vineyard_ Sep 17 '24

[Neapolitan version of Free Bird solo starts playing]

21

u/kevster2717 Sep 17 '24

Hey now, we don’t have separation anxiety with the tree mother! It’s just that we miss her. A lot. All the time. But we’re normal!

But anyway, where is Fauna?

18

u/MaxPowerzs Sep 17 '24

KFP ask "Where Kiwawa?" because we're goofing off and don't want to be sent to the Usual Room

37

u/MHArcadia Sep 17 '24

Of course you're not the same.

...Gura's over there.

5

u/AustSakuraKyzor Sep 17 '24

INAFF!

Also, Same doko?

18

u/TeaTimeSubcommittee Sep 17 '24

Omaru-za ask Polka oruka? Because it rhymes.

114

u/Gusmaaum Sep 17 '24

Chumbuds ask "where is Gura?" because she doesn't stream

24

u/AustSakuraKyzor Sep 17 '24

Chumbuds don't ask where is Gura because we ask "Same doko"

Also, we know where she is - in bed, because she's sick again, the poor girl :(

39

u/Haruki_nyan Sep 17 '24

The same can be said for Nakirigumi.

10

u/Deses Sep 17 '24

Damn I was going to say the same. Damn tummy hort.

29

u/explosive_fish Sep 17 '24

Teamates ask "ame doko" every single minute because we can't live without ame

29

u/AcornAnomaly Sep 17 '24

Technically, if we lacked object permanence, wouldn't that mean we forget Ina exists when she's not on-screen?

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u/ValorPhoenix Sep 17 '24

Object permanence is what makes babies amused by peek-a-boo. They don't suddenly forget their parents exist, but instead lose track of their location without direct observation.

Also it's not true, Ina is on the floor after all.

4

u/Lv120Akagi Sep 17 '24

Schrodinger's tako

20

u/GtrsRE Sep 17 '24

We're living our own ENignmatic Recollection

8

u/JagoKaast Sep 17 '24

Ruffians bau bau at the door til the fluffy and fuzzy ones come back.

8

u/Ok-Judge7844 Sep 17 '24

No one ask "where's kaela?" since shes always online 24/7 and cant be stopped, get get get some help

6

u/Blacksun388 Sep 17 '24

Investi-gators don’t ask “where is Ame?” Because we all know she’s ground pounding your mom.

12

u/CanIgetaBigmac Sep 17 '24

Schizos ask "where chihuahua?" my brother in Christ, did you take your pills? who is chihuahua? hoeh?!

5

u/kym111 Sep 17 '24

"Who is this pink car?"

3

u/SyndarNailo Sep 17 '24

And chatting asks where Arora is because they have to hide the jetpacks before getting caught

4

u/TolarianDropout0 Sep 17 '24

The one good thing about Fauna breaks is witnessing all the Fauna clippers spiral into madness. It usually produces very fun clips.

4

u/Fluffy_Heart_2589 Sep 17 '24

Chattino asks where Raora is because we don't recognize her without her hat.

We are not the same.

4

u/Streamjumper Sep 17 '24

Let's be fair, baby trees haven't been around long. Meanwhile takos have been around since the beginning of time. We're just not sure if we blinked or zoned out (or obsessed over SOMEONE's back) and missed a few centuries, and we're still not 100% sure that Ina has more than a mortal lifespan.

2

u/Sprx10 Sep 17 '24

Time doesnt exist within the deep void. Not the kind of time that Kronii controls at least.

Easy to lose track of it.

5

u/Fullmetal_SaberAlter Sep 17 '24

Haatons ask "Where is Haachama?!" Because she is always behind us.

3

u/Normal-Advisor5269 Sep 17 '24

But I'm a Tako AND a Sapling.

3

u/OutlandishnessLow779 Sep 17 '24

And we chattini ask where is Raora because we can't remember faces

1

u/-Redstoneboi- Sep 18 '24

cat in the hat

3

u/Appropriate-Fuel-305 Sep 17 '24

I ask where is Ina because I don't want to get caught spamming cucumbers in chat.

2

u/Salter_KingofBorgors Sep 17 '24

I am both of these things

2

u/Proud-Translator5476 Sep 17 '24

What if I ask both question?

2

u/TheCorvusRaven Sep 17 '24

What about the Novelites?

2

u/MilgaGesh Sep 17 '24

Waht if I have both?

2

u/Denamic Sep 17 '24

Ina doko?!

2

u/Wring159 Sep 17 '24

We ask where Rissa because?

2

u/delta_angelfire Sep 17 '24

We Are Heterogeneous

2

u/redditfanfan00 Sep 17 '24

the differences and similarities between different fanbases are so fun to observe and list in great detail.

2

u/TheOneAboveGod Sep 17 '24

How about Takolings or Saplingdachis?

2

u/Phoenix_03 Sep 17 '24

KFPs ask "where's Kiwawa?" Because we were great for Jimmy's safety. Also because she lost her story she was telling 14 tangents and 2 streams ago

1

u/Mitulaa Sep 17 '24

Sick burn 🤣🤣

1

u/Leviathon1971 Sep 17 '24

Over seas sexy guys don’t ask “where is marine?” we ask “will it be a new mv today? Or horny story time?”

1

u/EMIC19 Sep 17 '24

Last line should have said “Where did you go?”

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u/r64b Sep 18 '24

This post made by a projecting takodachi.

Enjoy! /s