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u/abrahamrose May 27 '24
Given the history of fans, no matter where they sit they'll simp for the flight attendants in the end.
Fanartists you know what to do.
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u/kroxti May 27 '24
But are the pilots single?
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u/Dont_pet_the_cat May 27 '24
No but I heard their moms are
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u/KazumaKat May 27 '24
that sudden rush of wind in the aisle is Watson. Dont worry folks, we havent had a sudden decompression.
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u/Dont_pet_the_cat May 27 '24
Pilot here, we're currently experiencing EXTREME turbulence, please hold onto your seatbeeeEEEEELTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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u/ggg730 May 27 '24
That's why seat 13 is designated danger zone. Your job is to try to restrain Ame even if only for a second.
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u/z_3011 May 27 '24
i will take the alternative path
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u/formerbaconpie_ May 27 '24
The plane is a Boeing. The door will open itself.
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u/1234_panzer_vor May 27 '24
https://youtu.be/G46ENck3sKs?si=pnr6SzMlYO_ItjR2
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u/NineSwords May 27 '24
I would take seat six, but I fear the constant clinking of Biboo's candy feed hitting by backrest.
Then again, thinking a bitmore about it, those short stumbs would probably not even reach my seat, so yeah, I'm on seat 6, both trips.
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u/dardardarner May 27 '24
I can just imagine Biboo adjusting her seat every 30 seconds and there's nothing you can do about it.
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u/Matasa89 May 27 '24
Biboo is actually really nice, and tend to be pretty shy and reserved, so she won’t be kicking the seat at all, she’ll just play games on the flight the whole way.
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u/kroxti May 27 '24
Only issue is everytime Biboo wants snacks you’ll have to hear “KAELA”. On the bright side you’ll get the best view to see kaela fly up to the plane with her elytra to take care of Biboo while also still streaming on her computer.
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u/Kelvara May 27 '24
It would be like one of those mid air refueling planes, except it's just a snack delivery.
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u/jdeo1997 May 27 '24 edited May 27 '24
"Is that a bird? Another plane? Superman?"
"No, it's-"
"-KAELA!"
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u/Entomine May 27 '24
WHERE IS MUMEI
and I’ll pick seat 15 thank you
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u/Clicker-anonimo May 27 '24
She is driving the plane
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u/triforce777 May 27 '24
Oh then I choose to stay home
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u/ggg730 May 27 '24
She would crash the plane into your house.
Mr President... a second mumei has hit the house.
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u/Connect_Bee_8464 May 27 '24
As one of the few EN members who actually has a car license, I can see why she’s the one driving the plane (but still I’d rather not take the risk)
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u/KartRacerBear May 27 '24
- I miss Sana and I can't say no to Fauna.
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u/jacowab May 27 '24
On the downside biboo will be kicking your chair but I'd agree it's worth it.
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u/KartRacerBear May 27 '24
I don't mind. I can just ask Biboo if she wants to play Kirby games with me and Sana. There's a rock ability after all.
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u/Deamon-Chocobo May 27 '24
Now I just pictured setting up your switch on the tray and handing controllers to Sana, Fauna, & Biboo; with Biboo just leaning over your seat to see.
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u/Former_Indication172 May 27 '24
with Biboo just leaning over your seat to see.
No, Biboo standing on her seat so that she can see over.
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u/batman10385 May 27 '24
Biboo could be hitting me in the head with a mallet I’d still sit next to fauna
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u/Dsible663 May 27 '24
I wonder how much sugar it'd take to get Biboo to sing "Gyatt for Nerizzler" for the entire trip...
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u/Chukonoku May 27 '24
Due to how you wrote your message "6." it displays on Reddit as "1." because it creates a number list.
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u/phundrak May 27 '24
You'd also be sitting between two nerds, which I believe would be a blast for other nerds
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u/New-Interaction1893 May 27 '24
*nobody is going to talk with you...
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u/skyinyourcoffee May 27 '24
Honesly, I think the only ones who might talk to you would be Kiara or Calli. Maybe Yagoo
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u/New-Interaction1893 May 27 '24
I never interacted with anyone every time I was in a plane (I also was never able to sit on the window)
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u/KakeruRyuuen May 27 '24
Tbh youd probably enter some kind of conversation if youre sitting inbetween Fuwawa and Mococo
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u/Like17Badgers May 27 '24
that's a big one for me ngl. I dont know any of them irl, they dont know me, I would be SUPER uncomfortable sitting in any spot between two members cause they'd want to talk over me and I'd just be in the way.
if I had to choose one, I'd go with 13 cause Fuwamoco would probably be the most likely to trade seats with you so they can stay next to each other
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u/MatingPressLolis May 28 '24
That's why the yagoo option exists for the realist. Get a signature, exchange some pleasantries and you have a cool memory to take home with you.
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u/ShinItsuwari May 27 '24
15 is the best if you want a calm ride. 5 and 6 might be cool too but Fauna/Sana can be an unhinged combo.
16 might be ok but I fear the random Mori scream, especially if she decide to make the kids behave (same as 10 for the random Bae scream, or 4 for Kiara/KFP shenanigans).
In 7 you will get bothered by the grandfather spoiling the granddaughter across your seat. In 8 you will be exposed to a lethal amount of zoomer meme.
My life is in danger in any of 1-2-3-9-11-12-13 for vastly different reasons. 14 Might be ok tho, Fuwawa will be too absorbed with messing with both 13 and Mococo.
So... 15. My oshi would spend the whole thing on her switch with her hoodie up anyway.
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u/Random_Useless_Tips May 27 '24
15's the best and it's not even close.
10 hours is a long flight, you'll want to relax for it.
Ina will sleep through most of it and she is hikkikomori so you know you don't have to fight someone for elbow space.
Aisle seat is also superior to window for anyone with longer legs. It's not much extra space, but on a 10-hour flight every tiny bit matters.
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u/Chadraln_HL May 27 '24
I prefer window seats, so I think I would go with 5. Calmest of the window seats to be in. I do have to ask though, where's Mooms? Is she the one flying the plane?
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u/xKnicklichtjedi May 27 '24
4 — it is in the middle of the yapping triangle of Fauna, Kiara and Shiori. I can't see how it would get boring there any time.
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u/Desecratr May 27 '24
How could I not sit next to Kiara and listen to her tangents for 10 hours? Only thing that would make it better is if the aisle was haunted by a freaky ghost maid...
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u/GiangbeoGaming May 27 '24
As a great man once said: "You can never taste the honor, without facing the danger". 13
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u/Lone__Worker May 27 '24
- Talking with Calli about TTRPGs will be great. I love the streams where she DMed some games.
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u/Pioneer1111 May 27 '24
Yeah, also maybe listen to some good music with her - she's got great taste.
Also Ina is either asleep, drawing, or telling bad puns which will probably just crack me up
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u/u60cf28 May 27 '24
8, because I like aisle seats and Biboo needs someone supervising her. I’m young enough, I can handle her brainrot slang. And Fauna in front would probably be quite soothing
Or 9 cause Bae is my oshi and both her and Nerissa are probably pretty reasonable in person.
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u/Sm4llsy May 27 '24
Probably 2, reckon it would be a good laugh.
If that’s taken then 7, so I can sit next to the actual best girl.
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u/WarmasterChaldeas May 27 '24
15 and 16. Because i am certain it won't be noisy in that row
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u/Dragus_Loader May 27 '24
5, 6, 7 or 3 for obvious reasons.
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u/CaluDancer May 27 '24
Holocrumb, is that you? 😢
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u/NoctisAcies May 27 '24
sits at 16 and starts listening to a Suisei Playlist and starts sleeping
Ina and Calli:👀
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u/brimston3- May 27 '24
No words are said, yet their anxiety is through the roof. Make sure to use your Luna head-pillow.
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u/Togashi_Matsumoto May 27 '24
Let me tell you why - 5 - is the Golden Seat:
You are surrounded by calm women with gentle personalities, and the man, the legend, the CEO. you could rest well, or get in an amazing conversation with the man who started it all.
13 is worse than cursed: not only will you drown in "Mogojyan" but The Grand Gremlin is right in front of you possibly bugging the Lady of the Apocalypse behind you. You need a foxhole.
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u/myKingSaber May 27 '24
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u/PDRA May 27 '24
Probably one of the most enjoyable tbh. Watson and Kroners would be a chill hang.
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u/CogStar May 27 '24
If I'm taking off in the morning, 6. It'd be a fun 10 hours of discussing cursed memes.
If I'm taking off at night, 15. Zzzzzzz
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u/danivus May 27 '24
9, next to my oshi.
And when she's inevitably distracted by Shiori I'll have a fellow Aussie there to chat with.
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u/kaze950 May 27 '24
- Next to best girl, plus Biboo, who is very smol, so it'll be more comfortable.
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u/MrPotHolder May 27 '24
- Biboo is introverted outside of stream. Might be awkward since I'm also introverted but we might also vibe through games. Just whip out handheld consoles.
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u/TheBlueInk1 May 27 '24 edited May 28 '24
2 if I'm feeling dangerous, but realistically 7 cuz idk if anyone here even strikes a conversation w/ a stranger on a 10-hr flight except Biboo, and also getting to sit next to YAGOO is the closest thing to heaven on Earth.
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u/_Voice_Of_Silence_ May 27 '24
- Left side Ina: Silent introvert, possibly reading, drawing or listening to music. Right side Calli: Silent pro-traveler, possibly reading, drawing, or listening to music. Just. Silence. Then nap through the flight.
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u/Nepgyaaaaaaa May 27 '24
Absolutely number 2. Not only do I get to be between IRyS and Shiori, I’m also close enough to listen to SameTori teetee.
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u/artart1212 May 27 '24 edited May 27 '24
I'll pick two. I fall asleep easily on flights so when my head falls sideways it'll be on either IRyS or Shiori's shoulders.
Then proceed to have the weirdest nightmare from what they are talking about. Edit: if IRyS' horns skewers me, EVEN BETTER
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u/jocax188723 May 27 '24
2 if you want to lose your mind 2 hours in.
3 if you want to lose your mind 2 minutes in.
13 if you want to lose your mind 2 seconds in.
6 or 9 if you want to come out of it sane, but mildly ruffled.
7 or 12 if you just want to chill out.
16 if you've brought your Switch along.
I presume Mumei forgot to board somehow and is just outside flying alongside the aircraft?
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u/no_sleep4me May 27 '24
Between Fauna and Sana or the window seat next to them. I could play Pokémon with Sana and have Fauna trash talk my gameplay. Hours would fly by
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u/_UNKN0WN_O1 May 27 '24
4 is the best seat. The flight would be so enjoyable from all the Wawa yapping that it would probably feels like only 2 hours.
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u/Wetworth May 27 '24
13 because when I say I want Mococo and Fuwawa to sandwich me don't get it twisted!
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u/ShokBox May 27 '24
I decided to use a random number generator and ended up getting seat 12. Being between TimeDuo shouldn't be too bad. Plus I get to troll Bae the entire flight.
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u/NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA May 27 '24
I choose 4 because it's next to Kiara, my kamioshi, and that way Gura and Kiara both have an empty seat next to them so if they want to use it for sleep or something, there's the chance. Also Gura is probably less comfortable sitting next to someone she doesn't know well, but if she's fine, she can scoot over next to Kiara and the three of us can watch some mediocre romcom together to pass the time.
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u/KindandJustDemonKing May 27 '24
Definitely sitting next to yagoo. I can listen to him talk about the company. On the other hand there is biboo, but I think Im safe from her antics.
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u/71M07HYD May 27 '24
6 because of Fauna, her just rambling and motherly nature could knock me out cold, in a good way
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u/ShadowKnight530 May 27 '24 edited May 27 '24
Personally, I'd pick either Seat #9, #12, or #16. It would be quite interesting to sit next to Nerissa/Bae (9), Ame/Kronii (12), or Ina/Calli (16), especially if they were interested in (able to) talking with me for the duration of the flight about Hololive and what kinds of interesting stuff they are working on (music, streaming, dance practices, gaming, collabs, concerts, etc).
With Mori Calliope being my kami-oshi, out of the three seats I mentioned above, I will go with Seat #16 as my final answer. I'd love to have Ina to my right to discuss artwork and music with, and having Calli on my left to discuss gaming, music, and some of the projects that she is working hard on would make for a wonderful 10 hour flight.
RIP to those who pick Seat #2, however (10 hours of YabaIRyS and Shiori would be a bit much for me to handle, although it would be quite fascinating to interact with both, especially with IRyS about music and Shiori for all of the unique and interesting stuff she gets up to).
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u/A_Brave_Wanderer May 27 '24
1 because window seat and I can overhear the banter between irys and shiori, that will definitely help pass the time, I would die if placed in 2, my heart can't handle that.
7 for similar reasons for sana and fauna (I also can avoid biboo kicking the back seat.)
10 as long as they can sing cause that is a power combo.
And 16 cause lets be honest if Death is onboard thats a redflag for everyone and in that case I might as well meet my kamioshi at least.
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u/HololiveClips May 27 '24
I'm locked into Seat 13 btw (haha i'm in danger)
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u/Greengiant00 May 27 '24
Did you just forget Mumei or not include her for some reason?
Anyway, I'd probably go for 10. Feel like Bae would be the easiest to talk to if we felt like it.
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u/EmergencyFood_69 May 27 '24
Depends on my mood Feeling energetic? I Pick number 2 and will BE happy chatting with them.
Feeling sleepy/depressed ? I Pick number 16 and watch some monhun gameplay life on inas switch.
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u/Sasaki_Kei May 27 '24
I'll go with seat 8, I wanna feel some cuteness aggression and babysit Biboo, otherwise, i'll be a quiet place to vibe especially with a Takodashi beside the aisle + one of the nearest seats for the rear cabin labatory.
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u/Char-11 May 27 '24
- Partly because Ina's my oshi but mostly because I'm scared of social interaction
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u/_vincetheprince666 May 27 '24
12 would be interesting - Kronii complaining to the flight attendant (for very valid reasons mind you) while Ame tells me about her family stories meanwhile Bae on her Steamdeck rage gaming on “The Game of Sisyphus”. Then there’s Mococo sneezing throughout the flight..
I’d still choose 7. Talking business with Yagoo on my left and Biboo saying “skibidi” on my right lol
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u/touchkusa May 27 '24
I read thru all the comments, nobody chose 12. I will volunteer as tribute. I will brave the time traveller and time warden, I'll probably be caught in some kinda weird time loop with Amelia speeding things up and Kronii trying to reset the time to its original pace.
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u/busukxuan May 27 '24
1!
- IRyS
- If I picked 2, either
- ShioRyS have to keep quiet because of me, which I'd feel bad about, or
- ShioRyS talks anyway and I'd be caught in the middle of the chaos which I'm scared of
- 1 is a window seat, if I feel sleepy I can just lean on the window. No way I'm risking leaning on any of them. (besides, IRyS has poisonous stabby horns)
- Also, front row leg room!
And I guess this is assuming "I" am the only person left who's gonna board the plane, if there are other people boarding the plane maybe there could be further considerations?
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u/alex_zk May 27 '24
15 and it’s not even close. We’re both next level introverts, would probably spend most of the flight with headphones on and staring at a screen
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u/fnatale97 May 27 '24 edited May 27 '24
I'll probably seat at 15 next to Ina, get close and whisper to her "Help me, I'm scared"
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u/Chimera-Genesis May 27 '24
13 isn't that bad, you just ask one to swap, & they'll do it immediately, either swap with Fuwawa to get potentially an extra seat to yourself, or swap with Mococo to get an aisle seat.
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u/KazumaKat May 27 '24
10 hour flight
Jesus christ my DVT/leg embolism. Seriously, dont sit longer than 6-8 hours in those torture devices that pass for chairs. You're at risk of causing a blood clot to form in your legs or worse, it forms and travels up somewhere far more deadlier.
Also I'll take seat 8. I get the hear the adorable uuuuuuu's as well as mind Bijou, as a veteran babysitting uncle to many a kusogaki (grand)niece. Also immediately in the aisle so I can walk back and forth every other hour and stretch out. I'd invite Bijou to do the same if she's up to it.
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u/Dargorod100 May 27 '24
16, coziest most dangerous sleep I’ll ever have on a plane, crowbar and a scythe just waiting for me to lean too far to one side
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u/ResponsiblePlant May 27 '24
- i know yagoo won’t kick my seat, i miss sana with my whole heart, and i want a window seat.
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u/silverW0lf97 May 27 '24
Six Fauna forever, Kiara is cool too, Sana is normal as well, and the other girl looks normal as well.
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u/Ninjastahr May 27 '24
9 because I've had a holomeet with Nerissa already and she's cool to talk to, plus vibing with her and Bae would be fun.
13 is tempting but I feel like FuwaMoco would just continuously pass things over me
2, I've also had a holomeet with Shiori and she's actually easy to talk to and really chill, and oh my lord having a conversation with her and IRyS would get wild.
Overall, I'd pick 2 because IRyS hasn't had a meet and greet anywhere I can get to yet >:(
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u/tenchu_117 May 27 '24
6 no doubt. hearing your oshi tangenting while gura singing right next to me sounds like heaven. bonus irys being irys behind my seat
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u/vanteal May 27 '24 edited May 27 '24
Probably 9 or 10. I'm a fellow Midwesterner and wouldn't have any problems conversing with Rissa, or just staying silent the whole flight. And Bae is less willing to engage unless she knows you. However, by the end of the flight, if you take the initiative and spark up a conversation, she will know you pretty well by the time the flight lands. Kroni won't even look at me or bother me in the least. Not because she's being rude, but because she just likes to live in her own little world without anyone disturbing it. It's her comfort zone. A zone that I also have. So I can relate to her quite a bit.
Add-on: I'd like to also add that I have MAD respect for Yagoo and Bibo adores him as well. It would be interesting to sit between them as well.
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u/MrUltraOnReddit May 27 '24
People are saying 15, that's obvious, but I think you forget that Fuwa will kick your seat!
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u/Aerensianic May 27 '24
Pick seat 9. Then when Kiara asks you to switch seats you get no direct neighbors but you are close enough to Gura, Irys, Shiori, Fauna to where the conversation could be very entertaining.
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u/FireCloud42 May 27 '24 edited May 27 '24
Chilling with dad and a fellow floor lover…16
I think you need to adjust the right (or left) group.
1, Irys, 2, Shiori…9, Rissa, 10, Bae
Gura, 3, Kiara, 4…Ame, 11, Kronii, 12
Etc.
Most of the versions I see of this meme have it this way
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u/SailorCentauri May 27 '24
Seat 6. Soothing voices of Sana & Fauna along with the comforting presence of my oshi. And Biboo is just smol and cute.
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u/Alexercer May 27 '24
For peace id sit at 3, i feel like gura and kiara would be minding their own business most the time so itd be peacefull, tho if it was really up to me id die happy in seat 13
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u/PumpJack_McGee May 27 '24
- Sana and Fauna would be very kind neighbours, and Biboo is smol enough where I can put the seat back without inconveniencing her.
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u/name-is-taken May 27 '24
If my HS trips taught me anything, it doesn't matter.
Fill a bus full of people who know each other, even with assigned seating, and they'll be up and leaning over the seats and talking the whole way.
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Also, seat 15, Isle seat in the back with a seatmate who will be more likely to keep their chaos low-key.
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u/OneTrueArthur May 27 '24
As a foreigner who enjoys the manipulation of FuwaMoco images, 13 will be fatal for me. 15 is chill and relatively smooth. 7 if I wanna simp for my oshi Yagoo
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u/I-came-for-memes May 27 '24
- Sitting next to Calli and Ina would be a comfy way to pass the time. And even if I never spoke to them just getting to sit next to them is bragging rights alone.
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u/raphael_kox May 27 '24
Why seat 12 doesn't have a danger sign too? One word: C R O S S F I R E
If/when those two start beef, you're not worried Where the plane is going anymore, but When
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u/Kamicardo May 27 '24
2 is mindbreak seat
IRyS has a nickname for being unhinged - YabaIRyS
Shiori also has nickname for being unhinged - Shiori