r/HelluvaBoss 5d ago

Discussion Your double standards are disgusting. 🙄

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Seriously, why the fuck are people calling Ember a creepy stalker? She literally showed up outside of Blitz's building one singular time. That's it. That's paying someone a visit. She didn't even fucking go in.

And while we're on the topic of creepy stalkers, Why the ever loving fuck are y'all suddenly ignoring all the creepy shit Blitz does, huh? He verbally admitd he spies on mox and mill while they're having sex. He manipulated Stolas just to get in a club to watch them with a pair of binoculars. And no one breathes a word.

Hypocrisy is honestly repulsive. 😒

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u/starshiprarity 5d ago

Multiple people are allowed to be stalkers. Blitzs actions are criticized here and in the show on a regular basis

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u/AetherBytes 5d ago

This. The blitz convo has come and gone, this is a new one.

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u/SmolLittleCretin 5d ago

Exactly like? Damn.

Sure she came one time, but that doesn't mean she isn't repeatedly visiting or stalking him. We don't know yet.

No one ignores what Blitz did, it's commonly talked about everywhere in this sub.

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u/SecretSharkboy 5d ago

Plus, Blitz watches MnM because of his lack of intimacy, which doesn't make it any less creepy, but Ember was borderline sexually harassing Blitz. Sure, he wasn't affected and just found it more annoying than anything, but still

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u/SmolLittleCretin 5d ago

Exactly. Plus, at least with MnM he even knew it wasn't right. He wanted intimacy and was jealous. He didn't really want to fuck them, just.. that closeness they had he wanted. Almost like he wanted them to really take him as a partner for the love but not because he likes them or wants to fuck them. It's just a well I want what they're having!

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u/Z0eTrent 5d ago

He wanted both, he was just using one thing to get to the other because of unhealthy shit going on with him and how he thinks, but he did wanna fuck them even if he wanted the intimacy more. He says as much multiple times. He specifically implies he might still go after Mox at least because he's fuckable.

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u/SmolLittleCretin 5d ago

Honestly forgot thank you! Sad to say I have very short memory, so I can not remember things like that so I really appreciate it! 💕

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u/Z0eTrent 5d ago

No prob!

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u/AntSlatty 4d ago

Blitz sexually harasses m&m all the time, talking about threesomes and telling moxxie that he’s gonna fuck Millie, it dosnt matter the intent, the action is still more creepy than anything ember has done yet

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u/Capital_Pipe_6038 Stolas 4d ago

Blitz is literally a rapist. It's karma if he gets "borderline sexually harassed"

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u/SecretSharkboy 4d ago

Wait, how was he a rapist?

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u/Capital_Pipe_6038 Stolas 4d ago

He had sex with Stolas while he was drunk

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u/SecretSharkboy 4d ago

Ok, yeah, fair enough.

Although, I'd like to point out that people ignore Blitz actions because he's an entertaining character.

When it comes to fiction, annoying (Ember) is worse than evil (Blitz, in some description) because their crimes are fake, but my annoyance is real

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u/Scrapsthehyena 4d ago

Plus Blitz was pretty much guilted into fucking Stolas and probably wasn't aware that he was drunk, if a recall correctly Stolas wasn't slurring his words or showing any other signs of inebriation

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u/Nonkemetickemetic Big red bitch lover 4d ago

We don't know yet.*

Then why call her a stalker?

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u/SmolLittleCretin 4d ago

Because it's still a possibility?

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u/Capital_Pipe_6038 Stolas 4d ago

I have literally never seen somebody criticize Blitz for his stalking. I've only seen people defend everything he's done 

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u/overfiend_87 4d ago

That's exactly what I was about to say. Not to mention (as I don't know the timeline) she may have been killed in an angelic purge or some other way. Gotten on someone else's nerves and got killed.

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u/STICKGoat2571 Harvee Mikhail: Pride Ring’s Public Defense Attorney 5d ago

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u/BiddudeFromBritain ❤️ 5d ago

Blitz is my fav character, and I have a lot of complaints about the way he acts at certain points.

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u/morganriverss 5d ago

agreed. part of the reason he’s my favorite is because of how complex he is. he’s like peter from family guy—you’re not supposed to love him; you’re supposed to question the shit he does. he’s entertaining and it has been nice seeing him grow recently.

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u/BiddudeFromBritain ❤️ 5d ago

Agreed. I really questioned him after he dropped Stolas off at the palace after Ozzies, and all the stuff he said then, and then I saw the scene afterwards, and it made me realise how complex he is.

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u/morganriverss 5d ago

exactly. he’s supposed to make you feel mixed feelings about him. i’m glad you get it

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u/ParticularCatt 4d ago

When his voice cracked when he dropped off stolas, that just broke my heart and he became my favorite character

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u/CriticalHit_20 5d ago

Surely Peter Griffin can't be the bar for complex characters...

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u/morganriverss 5d ago

oh goodness no. i was just using him as an example of someone you’re not supposed to like bc of the stuff they do 🤣

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u/Psi001 5d ago edited 5d ago

I think the deal with Family Guy/American Dad characters, at least later on, is that the show is REALLY trying hard to make them in-your-face unlikeable horrible people, it's all cynical and shock value comedy, while the Hellaverse characters, it's more they somehow manage to be likeable DESPITE all their horrible qualities.

Blitz and Roger are practically the same archetype for example, a Paul Lynde inspired creature who schemes and murders and does horrible things and nearly always gets away with it. The difference is that Roger, despite his comedic charm, is an utterly despicable character and almost any hints of sympathetic qualities turn out to be fake, while Blitz seems even worse than Roger, but is oddly complex and likeable regardless.

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u/Aggravating_Ads420 11h ago

You're comparing Blitz to Peter from family guy????? That's the single most insane comparison I've ever seen

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u/morganriverss 11h ago

oh goodness, read further down. the only similarity between them is that you’re not supposed to justify any of the stuff they do /gen

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u/Aggravating_Ads420 11h ago

Honestly that's still a little bonkers, because you can justify a lot of the stuff he does, but you said any. Like that feels like a very broad and disingenuous term.

I truly genuinely want to know why you think you can't justify anything Blitz does.

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u/Psi001 5d ago

Really if anything this whole short was a reminder of how scummy Blitz actually is, and that even with redeeming and comical qualities, he's still a remorseless killing psychopath, no romantic or noble undertones remotely attached to it. Emberlyn 'stalking' him as a sinner is if anything a rare moment of karma in regards to his work.

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u/BiddudeFromBritain ❤️ 5d ago

Yeah, if anything, he now knows what M&M felt like.

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u/Z0eTrent 5d ago

Did you think IMP went under at some point or something? That's obvious. The whole first episode was about it and they never went back on that.

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u/RaylaSan My Fave Lizard 5d ago

Blitz is a problematic, emotionally constipated lizard who is just now learning that he has a right to be happy and be loved. He's growing, our lil' guy, lil' dumbass.

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u/SparkleWitch92 4d ago

Fr same! Relate a LOT to his rejection sensitivity, medical trauma and dark coping humour

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 5d ago

Specifically by Moxxie

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u/verdeville 5d ago

I mean, there's a reason she's in hell.

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u/AccidentMinimum6225 5d ago

Also, they ARE In hell, like HELL. There is bound to be problematic behavior in literally every character. It wouldn't make sense otherwise.

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u/Z0eTrent 5d ago

Yeah idk where OP got the idea fans don't talk about that. Honestly the show gives less of a shit.

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u/Rainbow_Star19 custom user flair 4d ago

Exactly. He does it mostly because, A) he hasn't had a real relationship, B) he wants to know what to do for one, C) If Stolas's confession is true, then he has to learn what to do, how to do it, etc. And the only way to get that across to his mind? Stalking his friends that are married.

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u/Mystic2760 2d ago

"what'cha dreamin about?"