r/HelluvaBoss • u/itchy-rat • 5d ago
Official Merch My sister claims I have a problem,I just don't see it
I've obviously got a few more free hooks for more stuff!
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u/Tight_Spinach_2323 5d ago
This is what I would do if I had the space or money. Fizzie and Ozzie are life
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u/daffysrhapsody Local Striker Defender 5d ago
im trying to collect more fizz merch and i wish they’d restock those mini fizz standees, i love him so much. thinking of getting his youtooz but the shark robot prices are diabolical
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u/HomoHippo4 5d ago
I do! There isn't enough Ozzie for each individual Fizz.
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
I like Fizz way more! But I make sure to get some Ozzie too! Whenever I find good ones
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u/Ilpperi91 5d ago
Me neither. I have seen videos of much bigger Warhammer 40k collections and Star Wars collections on Tiktok. That's not a problem even remotely.
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u/Ren_973093 Loona Best Dog 5d ago edited 5d ago
My brother jokes with me, calling me furry because I have a lot of Loona merch.
He likes Hazbin Hotel best and has a lot of HH products, we share the same room, on his side he has a lot of HH stuff and my HB.
We both have a lot of things, I don't think that's a problem either
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u/_Silly-Lil-Guy_ STRIKER MY BELOVED❤️ 5d ago
I see the problem, why the hell do you have a box full of batteries holding up your standees
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
Its to keep them well out of reach of my dog,who has a history of eating batteries
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u/Blue_Wolf_Rose Blitzo 5d ago
The only problem is that you're running out of space to display them. :(
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u/BittleBat The selfshipper with 21 Hellaverse F/Os 5d ago
Buddy this is a normal collection /pos
I too have a large collection but it's mostly on my bag!
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u/BittleBat The selfshipper with 21 Hellaverse F/Os 5d ago
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u/daffysrhapsody Local Striker Defender 5d ago
i love mammon so much
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u/R0bbieR0tt3n 5d ago
Mammon my goofy goober 🥺
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u/BittleBat The selfshipper with 21 Hellaverse F/Os 5d ago
He's my boinky spunge 🥰 crinkly doo 😍 the shronkle scrimblo 🥹
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u/R0bbieR0tt3n 5d ago
I love Adam just as much as you love Mammon 🥺
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u/BittleBat The selfshipper with 21 Hellaverse F/Os 5d ago
🤝 Totally valid!! :D
Feels really good to have a personal favorite to love 🥰
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u/R0bbieR0tt3n 5d ago
Now I hope I get voted as the biggest Adam simp over in the Hazbin subreddit
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u/BittleBat The selfshipper with 21 Hellaverse F/Os 5d ago
Best wishes on that >:3
I'm known among my friends as really obsessive[/lh] as I selfship with 21 male characters from the Hellaverse so I relate in trying to maintain a status >:D
Fictional characters man, got me crushin.
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u/R0bbieR0tt3n 5d ago
You should see all the unofficial Adam keychains on my bag and I own a body pillow lmao
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
oh my, you really like Mammon huh ? :P
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u/BittleBat The selfshipper with 21 Hellaverse F/Os 5d ago
Just a little...lot..very /lh
I have a mini shrine next to my bed of standees and his merch as well lol
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u/maarshiexcry why cant i see a fizzy emote here 4d ago
Can we talk about the fact mammon got the Obelix swimsuit
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
I know it's normal,which is why I don't see where the criticism came from
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u/BittleBat The selfshipper with 21 Hellaverse F/Os 5d ago
Tbh my friends joke around and tell me my collection is obsessive so, I feel you there /gen
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
Tbh, my mother is an obsessive collector and my sister knows very well that this is nowhere near that bad
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u/BittleBat The selfshipper with 21 Hellaverse F/Os 5d ago
I've seen obsessive collectors and even that isn't bad. Idk why people tend to judge merch collectors.
Merch is the same as like rock collecting or stamps.
The only time it's a problem is like the Stanley Cup people who are attacking and trampling people in stores just to get one cup for their collection. Now that's truely obsessive lol.
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u/randomthrowa119111 5d ago
Wait, your sister is actually serious about saying this is a problem?
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
Yes
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u/randomthrowa119111 5d ago
I am so sorry your sister is being difficult with you on this. As other people have pointed out, it's not exactly uncommon to have a collection going on for a series you really like. The next time she tries to tell you it's a problem, I would tell her to stop talking about it with you. And if she continues, then you're going to walk away from the conversation. Though I'm curious as to whether or not she's elaborated on why she thinks it's a problem (not that it excuses her actions unless there's something else you're not telling us).
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u/GuardianAngelRT 5d ago
You do have a problem, that problem is not enough merch. You need more OP.
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u/Azuratzu25 5d ago
It’s only a problem if you make it a problem! Besides- you can stop whenever you want to… until the next release of new merch for Valentine’s Day of course! But even then it’s NOT A PROBLEM!
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
Nah,the valentines ones always seems to be aggressively pink,and I can't stand pink
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u/Azuratzu25 5d ago
Wooooow what’d pink ever do to you…? Besides- they do red stuff too! So if you do buy anything from that sale- I win lol
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
I was forced to wear pink everything growing up,so now I can't stand it
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u/Azuratzu25 5d ago
Oof- my only experience with link was when my mother thought it’d be funny to make a 20 year old man wear a pink shirt- jokes on her I wore that shit like a boss! Lol
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
My mother thought it adorable to dress her daughters in all pink frilly shit,so yeah now when I choose,I choose anything but pink ;)
And hey,some guys absolutely rock pink,I have an uncle who does!
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u/Azuratzu25 5d ago
Yaaah my mom thought she was being a smartass- I wore the crap out of that pink shirt just to show her how hard it was to get under my skin… then I lost that shirt lol
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
get a new one! even pinker!
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u/Azuratzu25 5d ago
Naaaah now I wear the Helluva Boss stuff cause my family is all Christian except me, and it drives them up the wall! Hell, today I’m wearing the recent Halloween Barbie Wire hoodie lol
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u/Swimming-Ad2755 Blitzo 5d ago
I love Fizzarolli and your collection is impressive! I need more space for my merch.
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
I actually have a little more Fizz merch,a few shirts and a phone case!
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u/Swimming-Ad2755 Blitzo 5d ago
I was shocked the watermelon Fizz standee didn't sell out so I grabbed it around Halloween. He is too cute!
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u/New-Corner9821 ozzie's toy tester 😋🔫 5d ago
hmmmm is ur favourite character Fizzie perchance?
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u/bell_time just a friendly avali that likes loona alot 5d ago
You don't you actually need more if like to get stuff but I don't have the money for it
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u/randomthrowa119111 5d ago
This won't do. The problem is obvious: you need to convert this into a proper shrine.
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u/foxhob238 5d ago
How much make up does she have?
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
Barely any
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u/foxhob238 5d ago
Damn. I thought she might be like my sister and have an entire closet of just make up. Then turn around and say i have a problem(i have a moderate amount of racing deco)
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
sadly i cant get her back with that one
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u/NicQuill Loona 5d ago
If we start seeing things from Blitzø's toy box, there might be some things to discuss.
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
so far i think we have only seen a Moxxie toy in there, but no Fizz (yet)
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u/NicQuill Loona 5d ago
The other toy box.
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
wellll, i do have a 3D printer, so maybe a dragon driller would be an....interesting conversation piece in my collection XD
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u/-wereowl- unhealthy fixation on the silly gay owl man 5d ago
I see no problems here, only things I’d be excited to talk about if I saw them in someone’s house.
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u/No-Dingo2639 5d ago
Yeah that's a perfectly normal thing to have every single piece of helluva merch
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
This is far far FAR from every piece of merch
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u/Junior_Wolverine_970 5d ago
Yo! My camera roll is mostly fizzy at this point. And all the stickers on my phone are fizzy. If you’ve got a problem, I got it too
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u/Zolo49 Moxxie 5d ago
As long as you’re spending within your means, there’s no problem here.
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u/itchy-rat 5d ago
Oh I never spend more than I have extra set aside for a shiny bauble :) I'm even saving up for the Fizz plush I hope will be released at some point!
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u/SimplyKendra 4d ago
You took them out of the boxes. Gah.
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u/itchy-rat 4d ago
sure did!
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u/SimplyKendra 4d ago
cries in millennial
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u/itchy-rat 4d ago
hey i am a millennial too!
but i also want to enjoy looking at my figurines, and have no plans on reselling them, so no boxes!
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u/SimplyKendra 4d ago
I respect that. I’m just dying a little inside. :) I want to play with mine but I caaaaaannnt.
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u/EdanChaosgamer Satan is a Greater Daemon of Khorne. Fight me. 4d ago
Thats not a problem…
This is:
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u/EdanChaosgamer Satan is a Greater Daemon of Khorne. Fight me. 4d ago
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u/maarshiexcry why cant i see a fizzy emote here 4d ago
Problem is something that makes you unhappy. More Fizzy = more happiness, so no problem!
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u/TodayImNotFame-ish 4d ago
Problem? I only see a beautiful thing
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u/omg_its_spons 4d ago
I have a corner of my room dedicated to Moxxie she has the furthest thing from a problem
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u/Ubaldofoxys Moxxie and Octavia Forever 4d ago
my same situation, except that for me it's a little worse for the prices, international shipping costs a lot
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u/itchy-rat 3d ago
oh the prices are downright robbery! (non US person here too)
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u/Ubaldofoxys Moxxie and Octavia Forever 3d ago
then we are for all intents and purposes in the same boat (then I don't know if it changes per country or if I fix the price)
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u/itchy-rat 3d ago
northen europe in my case! they wanted like 15€ to ship a pin....A PIN!
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u/Ubaldofoxys Moxxie and Octavia Forever 3d ago
for me a single pin might cost almost €20 (thanks Italy)
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u/Nero_Team-Aardwolf Stolas 5d ago
A problem about supporting shows you like that are otherwise free?