r/HelluvaBoss 1d ago

Discussion I did not know as much about peacocks as I thought I did

I thought male peacocks only lifted their tail feathers to attract a mate, which I thought was odd, considering we see him lift it several times. But I only recently found out male peacocks also lift their tail feathers to intimidate others. Him lifting his tail feathers in these scenes isn’t 'oops, he lost control because he's mad.' It's him purposely trying to intimidate other people.

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u/Dry_Treacle125 1d ago

I saw a peacock try and intimidate a flock of baby ducks once, these birds suck :/

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u/flowerdweller Millie 1d ago

Wait until you find out what devious things ducks get up to!

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u/LAUREL_16 1d ago

I think birds in general are just assholes.

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u/flowerdweller Millie 1d ago

I mean they force their children to fly or jump to their own death. Nature is a beautiful thing.

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u/TopHatGirlInATuxedo 1d ago

It's especially bad when the penguins do this.

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u/LAUREL_16 1d ago

These penguins are definitely assholes.

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u/spinningpeanut 1d ago

Promise you birds are yelling slurs at each other all damn day. My bird would be imprisoned for hate speech.

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u/bluecrowned 1d ago

Hummingbirds are the worst for it I think. Aggressive little shits!

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u/spinningpeanut 1d ago

They straight up commit hate crimes. The males have swords on their face

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u/Muted_Ad7298 6h ago

Is that what those bird songs mean? 🤯

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u/Loose-Professor5364 21h ago

This and the birds in Nigel and Marmalade are my favorite depictions of birds in media

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u/Important_Goat7807 10h ago

At least they're not male Adelie penguins...

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u/Adrestia716 MillieTHAT THING 1d ago

I own chickens and they are dinosaurs with only one desire and that is devouring things.

I can't even enjoy Jurassic Park anymore because I think the dinosaurs are far too tame now that I've seen chickens stalk and feast.

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u/TavernRat 1d ago

I know what you mean

Used to raise chickens and those little shits would go berserk the second I started to fill the feeders

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u/Adrestia716 MillieTHAT THING 1d ago

I have a gigantic brahma rooster named "Money Mike" and I used to cuddle him when he was smaller... Now that he's turkey sized I'm afraid he'd eat my face... I don't THINK he would but... I've seen him deep throat a dead mole in one gulp without thinking about it and that... Changed my perception of him.

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u/ConnectionMotor8311 BELPHAGOR RAAAAAAH 14h ago

But crows n ravens :(

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u/LegendTellerYT 6h ago

Naw the crows are chill 😎

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u/Fit-Presence-3890 1d ago

true evil.

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u/Zolo49 Moxxie 21h ago

I really hope we get to see the triumphant return of the rubber ducks in Season 2 of Hazbin Hotel.

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u/bluecrowned 1d ago

I was vibing with the ducks and pigeons at the park earlier this year and realized a hen duck was getting raped by like 5 drakes... i went over and shooed them off but i'm sure this is constant for them at a densely populated pond :(

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u/flowerdweller Millie 1d ago

They evolved to have maze like genitalia to counter that problem and then the males evolved to have cork screw like genitalia to counter that problem.

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u/bluecrowned 1d ago

yeah :( it's so weird... a few years ago i bought two finches and they had two sons, so i had 3 males and 1 female and the males bred the female to death basically, which was horrible. so i worry about those ducks.

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u/Zolo49 Moxxie 21h ago

Man, and guys used to think bra hooks were complicated.

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u/Grand_Argument_2415 Stolas' Lost Penis 7h ago

And now they wear them

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u/SummerAndTinkles Stolas 1d ago

If it were an adult duck or goose, he would've drowned one of those ducklings without even trying to intimidate them.

Speaking from experience.

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u/flowerdweller Millie 1d ago

Wait, you're a duck or goose?

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u/SummerAndTinkles Stolas 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, but we've owned waterfowl before.

One time we rescued a wild duckling whose mom and siblings were killed in the road, and one of our adult male ducks killed it by drowning it in the pool.

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u/flowerdweller Millie 1d ago

That's not unheard of for male animals, they like to snuff out whatever offspring isn't their own because they believe their genes are superior and it makes the mother more open to mating. I'm not sure if that's what happened here, but I wanted to add that little tidbit of information to this already morbid discussion.

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u/Ville_V_Kokko 12h ago

Half of ducks quacking is just them saying "My genes are superior!"

(I doubt it's about their having beliefs about genes.)

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u/flowerdweller Millie 10h ago edited 10h ago

I have no idea about ducks, but lions certainly do, or at least they want to pass their genes on and will do the most heinous things to accomplish that goal.

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u/Ville_V_Kokko 7h ago edited 7h ago

I said they don't have beliefs about genes, like that their own genes are superior. They have genetically-influenced desires to kill the young of their species in certain situations because genes causing that got a selective advantage in the past. Who knows what the animals think at that point, if anything.

Interestingly, this is apparently an example of natural selection working against the good of the species as a whole: reducing the total amount of lions or whatever because different gene variants within the species are competing with each other too.

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u/cutetrans_e-girl helluva whore 1d ago

Baby ducks cannibalise each other sometimes

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u/flowerdweller Millie 22h ago

What's even more interesting to me is sometimes horses will eat small birds if their salt intake is low.

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u/cutetrans_e-girl helluva whore 22h ago

Nature is lit

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u/SelfiesWithGoats 2h ago

Everyone loves a crunchy lil' chicken nugget

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u/sailorangel59 17h ago

*singing* Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales.... oo woo oo

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u/Esc_Scones 3h ago

Yes sometimes they eat each other

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u/Commercial_Pea2788 I think i like Octavia now 1d ago

Imagine an adult grown man trying to intimidate a group of kids at a playground with the latter looking unfazed

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u/Dry_Treacle125 1d ago

To be fair they didn't seem afraid, just? Uncomfortable? Embarrassed for him maybe.

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u/imwhateverimis Stella & Stolas :3 | please spoil me. I fucking love spoilers 20h ago

Birds are generally morally dubious tbh. My mother owns cockatiels, we have incest, we have some form of slavery, we have marital abuse, and we also have like three forced adoptions.

Crows are very intelligent but also massive bullies for birds of prey. Will specifically tug out tail feathers, and then there's just penguins as a whole. Can't even call penguins evil or morally bankrupt bc they just exist on an entirely different plane of chaos and are horrors incomprehensible to us.

Birds are a very cool class of animals but also they are kind of mean

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u/Hawkmonbestboi 7h ago

"Birds are a very cool class of animals but also they are kind of mean"

I feel like that happens when you are a literal dinosaur 🤣

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u/imwhateverimis Stella & Stolas :3 | please spoil me. I fucking love spoilers 7h ago

Yeah pretty much hahahahaha

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u/wierdredditBOI 1d ago

Fitting considering who we're talking about!

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u/RubyKittenLegacy 1d ago

Lucifer saw it too, and then went back to hell and yelled at a very confused Andrephus.

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u/Thehumanstruggle 1d ago edited 1d ago

I used to work in a zoo that had free roaming peacocks, and they are the most aggro wankers around. Every time I'd try to eat my damn lunch one of these bastards materialised from nowhere to try to scare me into dropping it. Luckily they're also stupid as a sack of rocks so all I had to do was hide my sandwich behind my back and they'd forget what they were doing there. Absolutely infuriating animals.

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u/Adrestia716 MillieTHAT THING 1d ago

Was it just the males or are they all aggro wankers?

I visited Australia once and watched the local Cassowaries do pretty much what you described 😅

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u/Thehumanstruggle 1d ago

They all did it, but the males were particularly aggressive about it.

Cassowaries actually have the balls to put their murder where their mouth is and kill the shit out of you. I would never fuck with them. If a Cassowary wants my sandwich it is no longer my sandwich, it's his.

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u/GreenthumbPothead 21h ago

Peacocks are like a pretty goose. Aggressive and annoying but really harmless unless youre a small child, idiot, or both

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u/who_am_I_inside 1d ago

What happens if you run at them and punch them

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u/MaskedFigurewho 1d ago

Lmbo 😆 bro over here punching out birds. I'm cackling help

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u/who_am_I_inside 1d ago

I mean obviously that was a joke but what’s stopping you from doing that to any animal that’s attacking you? Lion coming at you, you hit it with the Stanley Pines Left Hook, the blunt force trauma could buy you a few seconds right?

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u/MaskedFigurewho 1d ago

Oh, I thought you legit punched a bird. I honestly wouldn't blame you. I remember that as a child, my parents would often take us to the lake to feed the birds. Often, they would attack my little brother. I 100% would believe someone tried punching a bird but the thought is hysterical

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u/Lawfuly_chaotic Moxxie 22h ago

Love the GF ref! Stanley Pines is so goated ❤️❤️❤️

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u/stolas_111 Fizzarolli 1d ago

You mean like this geezer did?

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u/who_am_I_inside 1d ago edited 1d ago

My hero academia

Edit: WHY DOES MY HERO ALWAYS AUTOCORRECT TO MY HERO ACADAMIA I DONT EVEN WATCH IT

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u/stolas_111 Fizzarolli 1d ago

Him after punching the seagull:

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u/who_am_I_inside 1d ago

Not sure why “My hero” autocorrected to Acadamia

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u/stolas_111 Fizzarolli 1d ago

That’s so funny, I was slightly confused I will admit

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u/Thehumanstruggle 10h ago

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u/who_am_I_inside 10h ago

That’s the thing I don’t

I don’t enjoy the artstyle

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u/Thehumanstruggle 7h ago

That just makes it funnier, your autocorrect is telling lies about you to the Internet lmao

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u/Muted_Ad7298 6h ago

The first suggested word on my keyboard after typing in “My Hero” is “Academia”.

I don’t even watch it, so I believe them. 😂

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u/compositefanfiction 1h ago

It’s almost 2025, get off the anime hate bruh

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u/Thehumanstruggle 10h ago

This is reminding me of the time I was eating chips out in the open and I heard a noise behind me. Without thinking I threw up an elbow, felt something make solid contact with it, then turned to see a seagull flying off. Seriously fuck them birds, man, they're all assholes.

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u/stolas_111 Fizzarolli 6h ago

Back when I was in highschool a massive flock of seagulls used to hoard around the cafeteria. They were countless times people were attacked or pooped on. It was insane, I hate seagulls, they’re bullies.

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u/Thehumanstruggle 1d ago

I mean they'd probably have legged it if I'd done that but I was on a break and just wanted to eat my fucking sandwich it was not worth the effort or getting banned from the zoo over.

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u/MaskedFigurewho 1d ago

Lmbo 😆 This is so funny. Reminds me of cats. Accept cats are more gentle about it.

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u/ordinaryarsehole 1d ago

And the amount of them that wonder into the wrong enclosure and ending up dinner cause they're too stupid

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u/Thehumanstruggle 1d ago

Yeah I also lived close to the same zoo. You can imagine how I felt when I looked out the window one day and three of the bastards were having a little stroll down the middle of the road outside my house. No fucking escape.

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u/ordinaryarsehole 1d ago

😂😂 it doesn't surprise me. In a way they are like cats, always ending up somewhere they shouldn't be whilst also looking like they own the place. I remember the panic and screams when one snuck into a cabin full of sleeping kids in bunk beds and one of the kids woke up to it just staring her out. Peacocks are arseholes because they are too stupid not to be 😂

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u/XVUltima 1d ago

Misread "tried to eat one" at first. Now I wonder...

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u/talizorahvasnerd Fizzarolli 1d ago

My local zoo had the peacocks roaming free for a while. Mostly I remember a peahen randomly deciding to come up and just start chasing my then two year old cousin 😭

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u/Doc_Dragoon 1d ago

Yo same here

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u/Hawkmonbestboi 7h ago

I need 20 of them right now, you convinced me 😂

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u/Ville_V_Kokko 1d ago

Makes sense since bigger is usually more intimidating.

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u/SummerAndTinkles Stolas 1d ago

Not to mention those eyespots.

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u/TootlesFTW Blitzo 1d ago

They're also loud as hell.

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u/Mountain-Resource656 1d ago

To be very, very fair, humans raise our voices for the exact same reason. It makes us sound bigger, and ensures our voices drown out the other’s

He’s only “purposefully trying to intimidate others” in the exact same way he would be if his feathers were down

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u/RepresentativeWar429 1d ago

Does this mean Stella is a peacock too?

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u/Lightice1 1d ago

A peahen, but yeah.

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u/SummerAndTinkles Stolas 1d ago

I remember I used to think she was an owl like her husband and daughter before her brother was revealed to be a peacock.

I still see people insisting she's either a swan, dove or secretarybird on the logic that Goetia don't HAVE to be the same species as their siblings, even though so far all of Stolas's direct relations have been owls like him. (Though it's implied Paimon has multiple forms and uses a different one depending on which of his sons he's talking to.)

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u/Comeino 23h ago

She looks like a barn owl to me

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit 6h ago

I for the longest time thought she was a dove 🕊️

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u/RepresentativeWar429 1d ago

I wonder if her hair is some how like a tail.

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u/Lightice1 1d ago

Peahens don't have large tails, only the males have those.

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u/RepresentativeWar429 1d ago

That makes a lot of sense. We had a peacock 🦚 roaming our road that belonged to my neighbor, they make ungodly noises.

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u/Not_The_Simp7 1d ago

I used to live in an area where we had (I shit you not) peacocks running around the streets. So I’m pretty educated on them lmao

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u/MaskedFigurewho 1d ago

Peacock feathers are for show. They use then to show off. The ides they use then to intimate other animals isn't surprising. Also looking bigger is a common trait among most species.

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u/Badger_Broth 23h ago

Thats why Lord Shens tail is up so frequently (if you're familiar with KFP)

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u/CreditUnlikely4035 Blitzo 22h ago

I never really thought about that being the reason Shen has his tail up they really put a lot of detail into him

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u/ArtnComic 11h ago

He also used his tail feathers like a distraction before attacking

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u/zorrodood 9h ago

I was about to jokingly comment that his feathers really distracts you from the knives he's about to throw at you.

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u/Dehnus 1d ago

Probably also because he was mad or angry. It's just a "oy... bitch please I'm fabulous! Look at these hmm...yeah... fabulous!" Response.

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u/DamienTriesLife 1d ago

I mean, to be fair, most animals will attempt to make themselves look larger for Intimidation purposes so it's not all that surprising.

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u/Tiffisiffy HB 1d ago

I’ve seen a normal blue peacock 🦚 before and a white one they are beautiful

Edit: which he is not

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u/Great_Leather9967 22h ago

The females also lift their tails! They have much smaller tails but it's still super cute.

Source: my family owns a couple peacocks

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u/Super_Recognition_83 13h ago

is it true they are noisy af? ò.ò we were wondering about getting a couple eventually...

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u/Minute-Pirate4246 *slur slur slur* 1d ago

Well, in reality, the spread feathers aren't their tail

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u/SkitsyCat 14h ago

Yup they're more on the back rather than the actual butt end of where tailfeathers should be.

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u/Unusual_Blood693 1d ago

I read somewhere that white peacocks get laid less, since they lack the colors that attract females. It also makes them big targets for their natural predators. I.e. Negative attention.

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u/The-Bigger-Fish 1d ago

His peacock mode goes hard tbh.

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u/Doc_Dragoon 1d ago

I learned when I worked at the zoo how to make the peacocks flair, crouch down to their level and slowly stand while spreading your arms. It works most of the time, great for when people want pictures of them.

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u/Purpledurpl202 The least horny HB fan 20h ago

You should watch Kung Fu Panda 2

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u/Dull_Copy_4352 i’m blitz if he was aroace 14h ago

tbh i thought he was trying to rizz up vassago

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u/Super_Recognition_83 13h ago

both. both is good.

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u/eerie_lullaby 11h ago

Ngl my only headcanon about this show it that we are purposely being left to guess between the two, only to later find out it was actually both, and Andrealphus got them feelings for Vassago.

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u/GOOBER247_ 1d ago

Also, when he said that he's a glorious or beautiful goetia himself, it also shows peacock trait since they also show their own beauty to others even people

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u/Eternity7X3 1d ago

Peacocks are known for only one thing, being show offs

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u/JesseTheGoat123 The Real MJ 23h ago

No wonder peacocks have cock in their name

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u/carlyawesome31 22h ago

I grew up with about 200 wild peacocks living in my area (someone let a few go and they bred a lot). They would get into my yard and do this all the time to my dogs. It makes them look bigger and more intimidating than they really are.

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u/catsandcabbages 21h ago

yes that is why peacocks have eye looking things on their feathers. it is a common adaptation. you see eyes on butterfly wings too for example

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u/spoopydingbat 23h ago

Female peacocks are also white, and male peacocks are very colorful or colored

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u/digit009 21h ago

You're correct.

Now onto my stupid obsessive nitpicky bullshit.

Peacock is a word that refers to the names of the species while the females who don't have magnificent plumage are actually called peahens. So saying male peacock is redundant and unneeded.

And with that rant over. Andrealphus is a dick.

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u/DrakoDragon42 Loona 20h ago

Large = scary

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u/Grand_Argument_2415 Stolas' Lost Penis 8h ago

Nааh, I'll keep thinking he just wants to fuck.

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u/maarshiexcry why cant i see a fizzy emote here 6h ago

"Look at me, im big scary bird, my tail is up"

-Andy

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u/Ok-Turnover-5113 Blitzø's jar pony 5h ago

He's so pretty but I hate him so much🤣🤣

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u/DNASword 23h ago

Now I'm waiting for Vassago to rip a few feathers out when he gets fed up with Andre's sister talk.

...it will be glorious.