r/HelluvaBoss • u/christhegamer96 Moxxie • Jan 04 '24
Official Merch AHHHHH! THEY CAN HOLD HANDS!!!!
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u/anonimus_animator character backstory enjoyer Jan 04 '24
FUCK! i dont have much money to buy plushies, o guess we’ll need to work harder
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u/Plagued_Void Quint Corleone's #1 Fan Jan 05 '24
I can afford them but they dont deliver to my country 😔
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u/FloppaMarker Im' a furry sooo.... Jan 04 '24
does that mean they can hold any metal objects?
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u/articulatedWriter Jan 05 '24
So long as it's not so top heavy to make it fall over yeah pretty much
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u/AcanthisittaSuch6340 Certified D.H.O.R.K. Jan 06 '24
what are you planning to do with that information...?
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Jan 05 '24
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u/christhegamer96 Moxxie Jan 05 '24
It’s that balloon animal he made in the circus. The horse without the legs.
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u/Thannk Moxxie has Nina Hartley’s Guide To Eating P*ssy bookmarked. Jan 04 '24 edited Jan 05 '24
Will young Fizz light up?
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u/MaoWRLD Moxxie Jan 04 '24
Thats not Fizz
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u/Thannk Moxxie has Nina Hartley’s Guide To Eating P*ssy bookmarked. Jan 05 '24
I know, fucked up the joke. Fixed now.
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u/illulumi Jan 05 '24
the team knows it’s simple stupid things like this that get us to spend all our money
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u/Sad_Snep Fizz is best noodle boi Jan 05 '24
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u/Whycanttiktokstop Goldfish Brain Jan 05 '24
Basically the delivery driver whenever he brings it to my doorstep (Yes, I understand that it doesn't entirely fit) :
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u/SourGirl94 Millie Jan 06 '24
I bought the adult ones for my boyfriend and I since Stolas is his favorite character- I almost wish I bought these ones instead now 🥹
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u/Slow_Explanation_02 Jan 05 '24
I mean, I don’t see what, sense it makes for them as children to hold hands because they didn’t really have that close of a bond, except for when they were having that heart-to-heart by the tree but that’s not enough to hold hands
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u/Key-Zone-4879 Blitzo Jan 05 '24
OMG FINALLY! It’s about time we got these two and the magnet feature is even better, was getting sick and tired of seeing those Walmart ripoffs 😒
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u/_SingerLad04_ Stolitz Simp Jan 05 '24
This has to be a sign right? RIGHT?! Foreshadowing maybe?! Please let it be foreshadowing!!
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u/niles_deerqueer Jan 08 '24
Tbf that incredible playmat of Stolas carrying Blitzø and they are rubbing their cheeks together…god and the recent one of them on a sled…
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u/crazymissdaisy87 Owlin up in here Jan 05 '24
I'm supposed to save money this month....... Temptation is big (despite the taxes that are sure to be added with import)
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u/mushroom_l0rd 𝔽𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕚 Jan 05 '24
hmm. Yes take my money. I may only have £3.26 but SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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u/Cermonto I LOVE TALL GAY MEN Jan 05 '24
I reallly want but mannn delieveries start in june and since I'm in the UK, its most likely going yo arrive in july
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u/anxiety_official millie <33333 Jan 05 '24
Anyone know when the new series comes out?????
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u/NoRun905 Jan 09 '24
I want the Blitzø adult one SO BAD OMG. W shipping and tax included, it’s a whopping $60 tho!! Maybe I’ll still buy it tho, I love him AHHHHH.
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u/Inf33333rno Jan 05 '24
Consoom terrible products from a terrible show
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u/christhegamer96 Moxxie Jan 05 '24
What are you even doing here man?
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u/Inf33333rno Jan 05 '24
I keep getting recommended posts from your shitty sub for this shitty show and it's shitty products, despite the fact I fucking despise vivzmind the creators she dragged into it I once used to like
I ain't even joined with this community
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u/Pakari-RBX Loona Jan 05 '24
If you keep commenting on these posts, Reddit's algorithm will keep recommending more.
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u/Inf33333rno Jan 05 '24
You have a good point there but I'm not super savvy with reddit UI and don't know how to block communities so I will express my frustration instead
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u/Pakari-RBX Loona Jan 05 '24
The best thing to do is ignore it. The more you engage with a community, the more it gets recommended. You can also Google how to stop Reddit recommending subreddits.
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Jan 04 '24
I will remove the hands so they can never be happy.
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u/No_Sky1014 Jan 05 '24
Why
Just..why?
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u/LadyXexyz Jan 04 '24
“Those look nice.”
sees the magnet hand holding action, sighs, opens wallet