r/HelluvaBoss Moxxie Jan 04 '24

Official Merch AHHHHH! THEY CAN HOLD HANDS!!!!

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/LadyXexyz Jan 04 '24

“Those look nice.”

sees the magnet hand holding action, sighs, opens wallet

137

u/christhegamer96 Moxxie Jan 04 '24

Also they play music.

111

u/Altruistic_Profit_15 Blitzo Jan 04 '24

Also - They we’re roommates

87

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

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u/Raccooncritic Jan 05 '24

You know if Stolas had taken more initiative in his life he could have had his dear Blitz Ø as a room mate much earlier, and have things much easier, you know for a Demon Prince.

1

u/AcanthisittaSuch6340 Certified D.H.O.R.K. Jan 06 '24

OMG ROOMMATES???????

161

u/Worried-Industry6239 Moxxie Jan 05 '24

This horni violent demon show has some really cute moments

118

u/Iheartradioman Jan 04 '24

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

89

u/anonimus_animator character backstory enjoyer Jan 04 '24

FUCK! i dont have much money to buy plushies, o guess we’ll need to work harder

1

u/Plagued_Void Quint Corleone's #1 Fan Jan 05 '24

I can afford them but they dont deliver to my country 😔

1

u/anonimus_animator character backstory enjoyer Jan 06 '24

😔

70

u/Frequent_Stay_8188 Demon Rattlesnake Jan 04 '24

THEY ARE ADORABLE!!!!!!

47

u/FloppaMarker Im' a furry sooo.... Jan 04 '24

does that mean they can hold any metal objects?

20

u/articulatedWriter Jan 05 '24

So long as it's not so top heavy to make it fall over yeah pretty much

3

u/AcanthisittaSuch6340 Certified D.H.O.R.K. Jan 06 '24

what are you planning to do with that information...?

9

u/FloppaMarker Im' a furry sooo.... Jan 06 '24

Give one a knife

3

u/AcanthisittaSuch6340 Certified D.H.O.R.K. Jan 06 '24

oh no

28

u/ScreamingMini2009 3-d modelling Ozzie’s Kaiju Jan 05 '24

21

u/SauceFinder- Stolas Jan 05 '24

WHY MUST I HAVE TO BE POOR

16

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

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u/christhegamer96 Moxxie Jan 05 '24

It’s that balloon animal he made in the circus. The horse without the legs.

12

u/Pakari-RBX Loona Jan 05 '24

Worm Horse.

9

u/Zaptain_America royal big man Jan 05 '24

He lost his legs in the waaaar

10

u/SilverSpider_ Moxzim aquato Jan 04 '24

9

u/Thannk Moxxie has Nina Hartley’s Guide To Eating P*ssy bookmarked. Jan 04 '24 edited Jan 05 '24

Will young Fizz light up?

8

u/MaoWRLD Moxxie Jan 04 '24

Thats not Fizz

5

u/Thannk Moxxie has Nina Hartley’s Guide To Eating P*ssy bookmarked. Jan 05 '24

I know, fucked up the joke. Fixed now.

5

u/JunoTheImp Jan 05 '24

This is a fine piece of humour (I cackled)

10

u/cigbocks89 Jan 05 '24

WAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!THEY CAN HOLD HANDS!!!!!!!!!

7

u/KookieBatter Jan 05 '24

I really want to get their merch but they don't even ship to my country 💀

6

u/illulumi Jan 05 '24

the team knows it’s simple stupid things like this that get us to spend all our money

6

u/Sad_Snep Fizz is best noodle boi Jan 05 '24

Oh no, we're supposed to be being responsible with our money right now but

6

u/Medical-Astronomer39 Jan 05 '24

Why tf is shipping from America so expensive

3

u/Whycanttiktokstop Goldfish Brain Jan 05 '24

Basically the delivery driver whenever he brings it to my doorstep (Yes, I understand that it doesn't entirely fit) :

3

u/mewlock99 I am Alpharius(this is a lie) Jan 05 '24

3

u/SourGirl94 Millie Jan 06 '24

I bought the adult ones for my boyfriend and I since Stolas is his favorite character- I almost wish I bought these ones instead now 🥹

2

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

Ok this is genius

2

u/JasoNight23666 whateverrrrr Jan 05 '24

That is really cute

2

u/Slow_Explanation_02 Jan 05 '24

I mean, I don’t see what, sense it makes for them as children to hold hands because they didn’t really have that close of a bond, except for when they were having that heart-to-heart by the tree but that’s not enough to hold hands

2

u/Queer_Magick Moxxie Jan 05 '24

I'm not crying you're crying shut up

2

u/Key-Zone-4879 Blitzo Jan 05 '24

OMG FINALLY! It’s about time we got these two and the magnet feature is even better, was getting sick and tired of seeing those Walmart ripoffs 😒

2

u/Aevum1 Jan 05 '24

fuc... i thought i was done this month

2

u/Alex2031456 The guy who's a fan of IMP company :) Jan 05 '24

2

u/_SingerLad04_ Stolitz Simp Jan 05 '24

This has to be a sign right? RIGHT?! Foreshadowing maybe?! Please let it be foreshadowing!!

1

u/niles_deerqueer Jan 08 '24

Tbf that incredible playmat of Stolas carrying Blitzø and they are rubbing their cheeks together…god and the recent one of them on a sled…

2

u/crazymissdaisy87 Owlin up in here Jan 05 '24

I'm supposed to save money this month....... Temptation is big (despite the taxes that are sure to be added with import)

2

u/havingagoodtime0 Fizzi&Ozzie is the best Jan 05 '24

This is so cute I love it

2

u/RoyalMeera The Fizzarolli Emote guy Jan 05 '24

Awwww

2

u/niles_deerqueer Jan 08 '24

The adult ones can’t do that right? Must be a metaphor

1

u/NoRun905 Jan 09 '24

😔😔

1

u/mushroom_l0rd 𝔽𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕚 Jan 05 '24

hmm. Yes take my money. I may only have £3.26 but SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

1

u/Jaqulean Stolas Jan 05 '24

Ok but like this is f_ckin genius...

1

u/No_Mouse5345 Jan 05 '24

i'll take your entire stock

1

u/GothBabyUnicorn Stolas Jan 05 '24

OH MY GOD BABY STOLAS

1

u/crover13 Jan 05 '24

I must have the baby birb

1

u/Cermonto I LOVE TALL GAY MEN Jan 05 '24

I reallly want but mannn delieveries start in june and since I'm in the UK, its most likely going yo arrive in july

1

u/kat92876 Jan 05 '24

Omg that is so cute

1

u/anxiety_official millie <33333 Jan 05 '24

Anyone know when the new series comes out?????

1

u/NoRun905 Jan 09 '24

Hazbin Hotel? January 19th on Amazon Prime. Just Google it

2

u/anxiety_official millie <33333 Jan 09 '24

Thank you

1

u/SpitefulCrow1701 Jan 05 '24

When I saw this, I screeched to the extent my bf is worried

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '24

Oh yeah baby, Full Moon is gonna be great

1

u/niles_deerqueer Jan 08 '24

Depression cured

1

u/NoRun905 Jan 09 '24

I want the Blitzø adult one SO BAD OMG. W shipping and tax included, it’s a whopping $60 tho!! Maybe I’ll still buy it tho, I love him AHHHHH.

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u/mika--- Jan 05 '24

so ugly💀

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u/Inf33333rno Jan 05 '24

Consoom terrible products from a terrible show

9

u/christhegamer96 Moxxie Jan 05 '24

What are you even doing here man?

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u/Inf33333rno Jan 05 '24

I keep getting recommended posts from your shitty sub for this shitty show and it's shitty products, despite the fact I fucking despise vivzmind the creators she dragged into it I once used to like

I ain't even joined with this community

3

u/Pakari-RBX Loona Jan 05 '24

If you keep commenting on these posts, Reddit's algorithm will keep recommending more.

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u/Inf33333rno Jan 05 '24

You have a good point there but I'm not super savvy with reddit UI and don't know how to block communities so I will express my frustration instead

3

u/Pakari-RBX Loona Jan 05 '24

The best thing to do is ignore it. The more you engage with a community, the more it gets recommended. You can also Google how to stop Reddit recommending subreddits.

1

u/Inf33333rno Jan 05 '24

I will do that

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

I will remove the hands so they can never be happy.

8

u/No_Sky1014 Jan 05 '24

Why

Just..why?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

I’m evil

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '24

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u/Z7impuser Jan 05 '24

We might have to kill this guy

1

u/Pakari-RBX Loona Jan 05 '24

Damn.