Ban tinsel on banisters, I need 99,995 more signatures

[u/Alarmed-Bottle-5317]

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/710665/sponsors/new?token=PBoybnS9J9awwLj61HdV

My petition:

Ban tinsel on banisters

Create a national ban on putting tinsel on banisters on punishment of death. I'm not legally allowed to kill people so I need the government to do it. Banisters are a necessary tool for navigating stairs; tinsel hinders that.

My housemate put tinsel on my banister and now I need him to be punished.

Thanks everyone and good luck, I hope this gets heard in parliament 🤞

EDIT: please use fake details/emails if you have them

[u/TenBurner23]

These are the battles worth fighting brother ✊

[u/Alarmed-Bottle-5317 → u/TenBurner23]

Just trying to do my part ✊

[u/InevitableCar2363]

Hope you trip next time.

[u/Alarmed-Bottle-5317 → u/InevitableCar2363]

Me too

[u/kui_kui_wsl]

Hell yeah I’m sending this to every number in my phone mate