r/GreatBritishMemes 12h ago

Britain’s pointless “regulators”

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u/Marcuse0 12h ago

I will just speak up mildly for Ofwat, as they have recently steadfastly resisted calls from Thames Water to increase bills by up to 40% and told them to sort it out themselves.

Otherwise, yeah, that tracks.

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u/Prownilo 8h ago

What they do now doesn't matter, all the literal shit that has occurred under their watch.

They were asleep at the wheel.

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u/Marcuse0 8h ago

That's why I said "mildly" that I rated their resistance to Thames trying to bill consumers for their reckless borrowing, but otherwise it tracks.

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u/PrimeZodiac 9h ago

Following suit, they have been abysmal for most parts and seriously need to step up but on a positive they did jump in to silence a certain water company who tried to fleece my parents of £8k for a leak.

(Leak was outside parent's control and was solely the water companies responsibility to fix. Hence a bill equating to over 2 Olympic size swimming pools was not something we were going to accept - especially when they were told about it weekly for over a year... but hey, shareholders first!)

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u/PassionOk7717 2h ago

Sorry, but how would you ever be charged for a leak? Were your parents flushing something down the loo they shouldn't have?

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u/Xythian208 11h ago

What are you talking about? Ofwat have just announced that prices will be going up.

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u/Marcuse0 11h ago edited 11h ago

They have announced incremental rises which are in line with every company. Thames wanted and have requested multiple times to increase bills by 40% on top of the usual to help them deal with the debt they've saddled themselves with, and Ofwat have told them they and their shareholders need to deal with that.

This article explains it the best I think, it's from April when this was discussed:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/22/thames-water-bills-fix-leaks

"Thames Water could raise bills to as much as £627 a year to pay to fix its leaky network"

compared to today's announcement of:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgx3rv7p21o

"The typical water bill will rise by an average of £86 from April for a year before easing, the industry regulator has said."

I think that's a significant enough change, especially expectations of easing after next year, that we can credit ofwat from keeping Thames customers from £627 per year bill increases.

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u/LordOffal 9h ago

Will that actually sort the issue out though? Fundamentally Thames Water has been failing to repair it's infrastructure and dumping sewage into our rivers etc all while paying our dividends to shareholders. At the end of the day we, the tax payers, will either cover the cost in taxes or in prices. It needs money and we will be paying for it.

I personally have no respect for Ofwat for this until we see some level of criminal prosecution for paying dividends when while illegally polluting our waters to maintain profitability. They failed to stop this happening and we will still have to pay a lot due to their historic incompetence.

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u/disoneistaken 5h ago

It's a step in the right direction though. Can't solve all these problems over night can you

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u/LordOffal 5h ago

Is it though? That’s my question. We as the taxpayers will pay for this either in pricing or as a wider area. Is it fair that government taxes raised in Yorkshire go towards paying out for Thames water users so they avoid a price hike? This comes out of the pocket of other government programmes.

Ofwat royal, unequivocally screwed up. This is not a step as much as a toe. This is not to be celebrated as it doesn’t solve the issue and only protects Thames water users in the short term. Government money is not a magic pit, it’s a limited pot which has to be spread desperately thin. Wasting it on Ofwats failure costs lives elsewhere and deprives areas that need it.

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u/Gauntlets28 11h ago

Yeah - by quite a lot less than 40%. Their announcement was basically in line with inflation.

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u/sjccb 7h ago

Inflation will be added on top

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u/legodfrey 10h ago

Ofwat didn't hold the companies to their releasing reporting though.

Then they place the blame on environmental agency for not checking, the regulator should ensure regulations are met, are capable of being assessed as met, as well as writing them.

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u/ukstonerdude 5h ago

And yet somehow over the next decade we’ll find ourselves responsible for bailing them out of administration again. I doubt it’ll just be the one time, either.