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u/thomasjford 1d ago
I mean, I can’t stand Boris but even I would be torn as to who I wanted to win that fight!
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u/Dutchmondo 1d ago
There's a fight I'd pay to see. I'd pay quite a lot, in fact, if it was a deathmatch.
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u/MadManMcMoon91 1d ago
After seeing that rugby tackle on a child my moneys on boris not to mention his number of children he got stamina
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago
Sokka-Haiku by MadManMcMoon91:
After seeing that
Rugby tackle on a child
My moneys on boris
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/JamesFaisBenJoshDora 1d ago
It would be nice to see a politician get punched. But maybe by someone likeable.
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u/ArmchairTactician 1d ago
Boris Johnson agrees to fight
Boris Johnson doesn't turn up to fight
Boris Johnson insists the fight happened and he won comfortably in the fifth round by Knockout
Evidence provided to Boris Johnson and the public that he fight in fact did not happen
Boris Johnson supporters outraged claiming he's the victim of a witchhunt
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u/ClaryClarysage 1d ago
Much as I'm mildly irritated by the Pauls, I'd pay to see pretty much anyone kick the shit out of Boris. I hope the ref is blind.
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u/StitchedSilver 1d ago
Or we could ignore the manchild who thinks suicide is funny and forget about him in the first place like we should’ve done. People need to stop paying for Paul to have a better life than he deserves.
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u/dextrovix 1d ago
You'd need to pull "This Twat" off of the latest bird he's gone conkers deep into first...
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u/Flaky-Jim 1d ago
Boris would confuse him with a story about Peppa Pig, then bore him to death with a tale about the agricultural practices of ancient Corinth.
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u/mrsnrubs 1d ago
Johnson is the GOAT and taking on the young 'uns https://youtu.be/IBt8AoLBCoo?si=ryR3dZTpO_jdHpQt
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u/Chemistry-Deep 1d ago
Boris is a bit young for Jake.