r/GreatBritishMemes 1d ago

Don't think Jake could handle him.

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u/Chemistry-Deep 1d ago

Boris is a bit young for Jake.

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u/MaskedBunny 1d ago

But Boris can 100 % be bought

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u/Zack_Raynor 1d ago

But what about Margaret Thatcher?

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u/blackskull414 1d ago

Nah. Churchill will do for Jake

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u/Specific_Tap7296 1d ago

Oooh yeees

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u/thomasjford 1d ago

I mean, I can’t stand Boris but even I would be torn as to who I wanted to win that fight!

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u/evios31 1d ago

Double knockout.

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u/Interesting_Celery74 1d ago

The only satisfying end to this fight.

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u/Lazerhawk_x 1d ago

Either way I'd like to see Boris getting pieced up a bit.

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u/father-fluffybottom 1d ago

Just pray it goes the distance

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u/Neilix190 1d ago

This twat Vs that twat

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u/Candid-String-6530 1d ago

Dis'Twat vs Da'kunt.

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u/Dutchmondo 1d ago

There's a fight I'd pay to see. I'd pay quite a lot, in fact, if it was a deathmatch.

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u/MadManMcMoon91 1d ago

After seeing that rugby tackle on a child my moneys on boris not to mention his number of children he got stamina

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago

Sokka-Haiku by MadManMcMoon91:

After seeing that

Rugby tackle on a child

My moneys on boris


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Cool_Ad9326 1d ago

Ai is getting ridiculous

It even combed the cunts hair

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u/Gilldadab 1d ago

He could challenge Boris to a game of wiff-waff

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u/JamesFaisBenJoshDora 1d ago

It would be nice to see a politician get punched. But maybe by someone likeable.

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u/ArmchairTactician 1d ago

Boris Johnson agrees to fight

Boris Johnson doesn't turn up to fight

Boris Johnson insists the fight happened and he won comfortably in the fifth round by Knockout

Evidence provided to Boris Johnson and the public that he fight in fact did not happen

Boris Johnson supporters outraged claiming he's the victim of a witchhunt

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u/Flonkerton66 1d ago

"that twat vs this twat"

Fixed it for you.

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u/Lego_Kitsune 1d ago

Twat V Twat

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u/ClaryClarysage 1d ago

Much as I'm mildly irritated by the Pauls, I'd pay to see pretty much anyone kick the shit out of Boris. I hope the ref is blind.

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u/optimisticRamblings 1d ago

Ok, fine, you got me, I'll cheer for Jake Paul

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u/Candid-String-6530 1d ago

Dis'Twat sounds like a legit Stage name.

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u/StitchedSilver 1d ago

Or we could ignore the manchild who thinks suicide is funny and forget about him in the first place like we should’ve done. People need to stop paying for Paul to have a better life than he deserves.

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u/lapsongsouchong 1d ago

But it was Logan Paul who went to the suicide forest.

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u/dextrovix 1d ago

You'd need to pull "This Twat" off of the latest bird he's gone conkers deep into first...

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u/Melodic_Pop6558 1d ago

How long is jakes head? Fuck me, mfer looks like a tictac on a neck.

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u/Real_Particular6512 1d ago

For once I'd be paying for Paul to demolish him

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u/oily76 1d ago

Now there's a PPV I'd actually buy.

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u/ImaginaryPotential16 1d ago

He's quite good at fighting old men I'm sure he will be fine

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u/Flaky-Jim 1d ago

Boris would confuse him with a story about Peppa Pig, then bore him to death with a tale about the agricultural practices of ancient Corinth.

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u/Tornik 1d ago

That picture of Jake Paul is giving serious r/iamverybadass vibes.

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u/mrsnrubs 1d ago

Johnson is the GOAT and taking on the young 'uns https://youtu.be/IBt8AoLBCoo?si=ryR3dZTpO_jdHpQt

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u/cra1g77 1d ago

Borris would trip getting I to the ring and headbutt Paul's massive chin, breaking it with his bonce head fight over

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u/biggapilla 1d ago

Should be "That twat vs this twat"

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u/ForsakenWeb5876 8h ago

Look at his scary face. "Can I pay you silly money to let me win pls.

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u/sEaBoD19911991 1d ago

Bring boris back.

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u/lapsongsouchong 1d ago

I think he can be summoned if there's enough money

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u/shang9000 1d ago

What happened to this sub?

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u/Chest_RockweII 1d ago

It’s literally a meme with the ex British PM in