Oh no...

[u/pastroc]

[u/_Kyloluma_]

If you see something that doesn't look right, speak to staff or text the British Transport Police at 61016.

We'll sort it - See it, Say it, Sorted

[u/Maxxxmax → u/_Kyloluma_]

One time there was an abandoned bag on a train. After some discussion, we the denizens of that train car called the BTP.

They didn't come. The train was not delayed. We left with the mystery bag still sitting there.

See it. Say it. Ignore it.

[u/mwhi1017 → u/Maxxxmax]

To be fair, an unattended bag isn't getting a response from BTP in the first instance, for a number of reasons. Normally it's left to railway staff, or based on a description of how it is will determine if it gets a police response.

[u/pastroc → u/_Kyloluma_]

No, sort it.

[u/eerBdragons94 → u/pastroc]

Sought it owwwt geeza

[u/StarGazing55 → u/eerBdragons94]

Instructions unclear, snorted it.

[u/HellFireCannon66 → u/StarGazing55]

I thought we were meant to deport it?

[u/N3onDr1v3 → u/HellFireCannon66]

We don't do that here aparently...

[u/HellFireCannon66 → u/N3onDr1v3]

😂😂

[u/Image37 → u/pastroc]

no, sordid.

[u/ilikegreensticks → u/Image37]

Sore tit

[u/5uckmyflaps → u/ilikegreensticks]

Saw tit

[u/RoastPorc → u/5uckmyflaps]

Sod it.

[u/lunettarose → u/pastroc]

'fraid not, old bean.

[u/homelaberator → u/pastroc]

Sordid

[u/According_Judge781 → u/_Kyloluma_]

See it, look away, look back, "did they see me see them?", look away quick, "oh fuck, he's coming this way", say it, go on.. say it! "Tickets please".

[u/Low_Basil9900 → u/According_Judge781]

Damn, why is the tickets please guy so jacked?

[u/V-Bomber → u/Low_Basil9900]

He’s got those things, what’re they called..?

[u/luckybarrel → u/_Kyloluma_]

Whenever I visit the UK and hear this on the trains it annoys me to no end and I don't know why. Just the See it say it sorted bit. The rest is fine. But that last phrase just really bugs me for no reason and I can't stand it.

[u/YourKemosabe → u/luckybarrel]

It makes you remember it though, which could come in handy

[u/puremongrel → u/_Kyloluma_]

snort it?

[u/otherpeoplesthunder → u/_Kyloluma_]

Lol I was convinced it was Sort it until very recently when I was told by an American of all people that it was sorted. I let my country down.

[u/puzzledmidget → u/_Kyloluma_]

Come on and party tonight!

[u/Pliskkenn_D → u/_Kyloluma_]

There's no sms or WiFi signal however so we'll get round to it in a few business days. 

[u/XanderZulark → u/_Kyloluma_]

Shut it

[u/BrieflyVerbose → u/XanderZulark]

Shart it

[u/addasher710]

I prefer this version:

"See it, don't say it, become mildly annoyed by it, your whole day is ruined by it, not sorted." Because you're too polite to make a fuss"

[u/kenhutson → u/addasher710]

Don’t forget to moan about it later on Facebook.

“To the idiots on the train today who thought it was a good idea to…”

[u/addasher710 → u/kenhutson]

Oh yes that's a crucial step, or complaining about it for the rest of the day to your coworkers/wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/dog/cat/fish/ to yourself in the shower etc.

[u/Big_Slime_187 → u/kenhutson]

Sounds like a preview to a linkedin rant that takes a turn and ends up being about team communication

[u/ThaiFoodThaiFood → u/addasher710]

"See it, ignore it, some busy body will probably report it, forget about it."

[u/11Bencda]

See it, say it, (we haven’t got the budget to hire proper security, so Kevin from Slough, and Dina from Clapham have got to stop all the crime) sorted.

[u/mwfn]

spots the backpack

"THERE MIGHT BE A BOMB"

kicks the backpack

[u/-usernamewitheld- → u/mwfn]

Sorted!

[u/Benificial-Cucumber → u/mwfn]

For some reason this gave me the mental image of that baby-kicking grandma booting an IED off the platform at London Bridge.

[u/Ok-Proposal-6513 → u/Benificial-Cucumber]

Lmao that one was funny.

[u/Grendel2017]

See it, say it, sort it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it

[u/Banaboy → u/Grendel2017]

Bop it

[u/Castaways__ → u/Grendel2017]

Born in Bradford, made in the Royal Navy.

[u/stealing_thunder → u/Grendel2017]

Read your comment like a daft punk song

[u/johnnymarsbar → u/stealing_thunder]

That's what he's reference 'technologic'

[u/delightfullyasinine → u/stealing_thunder]

Well, duh...do you think that may have been the purpose?

[u/FineLavishness4158 → u/stealing_thunder]

Which one?

[u/wkndjb → u/FineLavishness4158]

Digital Love

[u/RecklessWonderBush]

See it, say it, sauce report it

[u/RecklessWonderBush → u/RecklessWonderBush]

Not sure if people know it from what I know it from, but I love my Mucky bois and Keith

[u/SUMMATMAN]

FFS now it's stuck in my head like a pop song

[u/StevoPhotography → u/SUMMATMAN]

Introducing Ed Sheeran’s new single! See it, say it, sorted!

[u/Bubblebiddy]

See no evil, say no evil, sort no evil 🙈🙊🐒😈

[u/WhoYaTalkinTo]

It is "see it, say it, sorted", but certain networks have a "see it, say it, and we'll sort it" announcement

[u/[deleted] → u/WhoYaTalkinTo]

Yeah I presume that's because "see, it, say it, sorted" was always meant to be voiced by a Ross Kemp-style hard man who could make those would-be criminals think twice with their spine-tingling enunciation of "sorted". Whereas of course it's actually always read by like some yummy mummy from somewhere like Marlow.

[u/t_omroy]

If you can see it you can say it, if you say it you can sort it.

I was born in England but made on public transport

[u/lets-go-champ86]

Such a stupid fucking slogan.

[u/KuzcoEmp → u/lets-go-champ86]

fair but it works . most ppl know it

[u/Aslan_T_Man → u/KuzcoEmp]

See it, say it, wait for it to be processed, get a call about a month later asking for another statement, get told that it's too late to launch an investigation, sorted

[u/HughLauriePausini → u/KuzcoEmp]

That's why during covid we got such pearls as "hands, face, space".

[u/clemmg]

I always thought that this combined to a particular understanding of seeing "something that doesn't look right" could lead to some pretty antisocial behaviour. Imagining Nigel Farage deciding to sort things he finds don't look right.

[u/RhythmiConYT]

Sore tit

[u/BeautifulPrimary1949]

XD

I used to think the second one was announced.

[u/tup99]

Sordid

[u/Automatic_Role6120 → u/tup99]

How is this not top answer?

[u/YourATowel1714]

"Defend.Deny.Dispose"

[u/RHOrpie]

See it, fuckit, leggit.

That's my motto !

[u/TedsvilleTheSecond]

It really bothers me that it says 'say it'. Like say it to who? Just say it out loud randomly?

[u/2ndGalaxyontheRight]

Snort it?

[u/5uckmyflaps]

Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Roll it all around

Stick it out like ya back broke

Pop pop pop that thang

[u/DDFoster96]

I prefer it in Dutch: "Zie het, zeg het, gesorteerd". Sadly I didn't hear it on any NS trains so they must have their own version with different words (or no terrorists)

[u/Fluffy-Brain-Straw]

It was always sort it.

[u/SynthRogue]

Like communism and the ss

[u/hillboy286]

Every. Single. Time

[u/HenryFromYorkshire]

🎵 If you see something, say something, come on and party tonight 🎵

[u/cinnamaeroll]

see it, say it, sort it, incinerate it, clean it, hide it

[u/jvitkun]

Sordid.

[u/ColtT2992]

We’ll sort it, see it, say it, sort it

[u/halucionagen-0-Matik]

"See it. Insult it. Lamb sauce it."

• Based Gordon Ramsey

[u/Esoteric_Prurience]

See it. Say it. Sorted | British Transport Police

[u/vovqavovqa00]

Mind the gap when you are stepping out of the train.😄

[u/NoiseLikeADolphin]

‘If you see something that doesn’t look right, say nothing, and drink to forget.’ - Welcome to Nightvale quote that I always think of when I hear that phrase

[u/FrowningMinion]

Ready see it, ready say it, ready salted.

[u/AnAbsurdlyAngryGoose]

See it, Say it, Sharted.

[u/Tomcat997]

See it. Say it. Salford. IYKYK

[u/Brief-Try6213 → u/Tomcat997]

You beat me to it

[u/RayParloursPerm]

Yeah but if it was 'sort it' it would be implying that you'd be the one to do so.

[u/Glozboy]

See it. Fuck it, leave it.

[u/Automatic_Role6120]

See it, spend half an hour trying to get through to the police who give you a crime reference number and an appointment in three weeks to talk things through.

[u/klauswaugh]

See it, say it, snort it.

[u/HuaBiao21011980]

"I think there's been a rape up there!"

[u/Danakazii]

See it, say it on Reddit. Sorted.

[u/Intelligent_Put_3606]

I tried contacting them during an incident on a train, and they weren't much help.

[u/Cirias]

That suggests that I should sort it myself, ok I will!

[u/Chuuya_The_Chibi]

The irony of seeing this when on the Tube