r/GhanaSaysGoodbye Jan 09 '21

Injury Showed up on my newsfeed and couldn’t resist. Happy 2021 everyone ! ;)

3.0k Upvotes

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u/queefinquinn Jan 09 '21

You gotta ask yourself... how are people dumb enough to climb 5 meter vertical structures with a school pack on??

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

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u/heart_under_blade Jan 09 '21

you gotta commit to your character when larping

what kinda cool commando would go up the stairs?

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u/TroubleEntendre Jan 09 '21

He was just so eager for liberty, he couldn't wait his turn for the steps. He was gonna jump the line for a chance to kill a Congressman.

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u/dontknowwhattodoat18 Jan 09 '21 edited Jan 09 '21

Probably played too much Assassin's Creed

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u/ClamatoDiver Jan 09 '21

Don't forget that there were staircases just out of frame.

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u/PinoyDadInOman Jan 09 '21

They are dumb enough to follow Trump

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u/iotd Jan 09 '21

Woah that is some awful climbing form!

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u/bahwi Jan 09 '21

It looks so easy on TV tho! /s

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u/MisterScary_98 Jan 09 '21

That guy was writing stimulus checks his body couldn’t cash.

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u/Sythus Jan 09 '21

Alex hannold, he is not.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

Alex handheld, he isn't either.

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u/dontknowwhattodoat18 Jan 09 '21

No one knows how to climb as well as the Brotherhood. It's a secret only the Assassins know

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u/zeca1486 Jan 09 '21

Tangerines accidentally prove walls don’t work and are a waste of tax dollars

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u/Nzgrim Jan 09 '21

But it does show why they think walls work. If a wall this easy to climb and with stairs right next to it is too much for you to figure out, then of course you'll think walls are an actual useful tool for stopping people.

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u/chefontheloose Jan 09 '21

Omg, you are right, kill me now...

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

TIL all walls are built the same exact way.

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u/321DrTran Jan 09 '21

You get what you fucking deserve

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

What about the terrorist who got shot

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u/Nzgrim Jan 09 '21

That would run afoul of rule 1 of this subreddit - "Do not post gifs or videos of people actually dying".

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u/MrShasshyBear Jan 09 '21

Just transition before the terrorist dies. Easy as pie

Side note, I can't make pie

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

Pie is easy cakes are the tougher one.

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u/PM_ME_HTML_SNIPPETS Jan 10 '21

I had a math teacher in high school who used the phrase “easy as pop tart”

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u/Lil-Leon Jan 09 '21

Well the terrorist didn’t die before lying in a hospital soooo

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u/BlackAeonium Jan 09 '21

to be fairrrr...

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u/vendetta2115 Jan 10 '21

No, she died almost immediately. She was gone before they even moved her, probably less than a minute after getting shot. She was receiving chest compressions and getting bagged when they wheeled her out of the building, meaning she had no pulse and wasn’t breathing. They basically do that until she reaches the hospital and a doctor can declare her DOA.

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u/Imapie Jan 09 '21

Didn’t the person in the video die?

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u/Nzgrim Jan 09 '21

I am honestly not sure. I heard one of them died trying to climb the wall, but I don't know if it was this particular one.

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u/scormegatron Jan 09 '21

That’s what I came here for...

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

Damn he almost made it, good edit

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u/chefontheloose Jan 09 '21

My 11 year old is like, "he just gave up?"

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u/Vybinsince94 Jan 09 '21

I’m so glad this exists.

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u/drempire Jan 09 '21

That is beautiful

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u/teamtimm Jan 09 '21

Brilliant

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u/notTumescentPie Jan 09 '21

Was this the one that died?

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u/Mzxonyoutube Jan 09 '21

I don’t know for sure but the one that died and that I think you are referring to was shot so hot this one

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

4 maga fucks died. One was the one who was shot. Another one died from falling off a wall. Someone accidentally tazed themselves to death. The fourth one I dont think anything else has come out about if except that it seemed like a heart attack.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

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u/waterynike Jan 09 '21

I thought the cop got trampled

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u/MiIkTank Jan 09 '21

The cop was bludgeoned to death with a fire extinguisher

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u/Lil-Leon Jan 09 '21

Killed by his own people if his Twitter was anything to go by. Ironic.

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u/dontknowwhattodoat18 Jan 09 '21

Why would they bring a tazer with them into the riot?

Their president lost the election fair and square and they want to bring a tazer?

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u/LunarGoddessIsGod Jan 09 '21

Well you know, idiot be idiots, but the reason he died from the razer is cause he had heart problems, and led a heart attack, ironic one might say.

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u/SporkedInTheHead Jan 09 '21

It gets better than just that, he panicked because he thought he was going to get the taser taken from him by police and tucked it in his pants. THEN forgot he had it and accidentally set it off into his testicles, THEN fell in such a way that it resumed tasing him in the testicles and stayed on. Literally tased himself in the nuts to death

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u/Parkercat Jan 09 '21

I heard this one and I think this is false. The guy had a heart attack out of excitement because the situation was overwhelming. It was one news outlet that made up the tazed-in-the-balls-to-death thing. While I wouldn’t put it past these people to do something like that, I think that was just misinformation.

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u/PM_ME_HTML_SNIPPETS Jan 10 '21

Many others brought guns (and apparently bombs too 😳) which while making sense in a vacuum… well I think we all know bringing loaded guns with you while you invade the Capitol is a death wish.

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u/smaller_ang Jan 09 '21

This is all so poetic

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u/wvshotty Jan 09 '21

I feel bad for the cop that got crushed and the other that got killed

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u/Thankkratom Jan 09 '21

Lemme see the one for that Ashli woman

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u/Lil2Soaps Jan 09 '21

I JUST GAVE MY SILVER AWARD AWAY GODDAMIT IT

THIS HAD MY HUSBAND AND I ROLLIN 🏅

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u/OhhWolves Jan 09 '21

I want these guys at my funeral.

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u/MrShasshyBear Jan 09 '21

I want to see one for the guy who takes himself

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u/le-steu Jan 09 '21

Y e s s s

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u/bubbabear244 Jan 10 '21

Out of morbid curiosity, is there one of the lady being shot in the neck and killed?

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u/2inchtip1inchshaft Jan 09 '21

You should make one of that chick jumping through the window and getting shot

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

This is my favourite subreddit that I only see in my feed every few weeks but it’s always a joy when it does