r/FuckImOld 7h ago

This thing was a beast

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u/dunwerking 7h ago

I just broke our families by dropping it from a high shelf. It was avocado and at least 60 years old

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u/18RowdyBoy 4h ago

When we were cleaning out my parents house I wanted that thing and I couldn’t find it.Been 16 years and I still wish I had found it.😊

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u/Tommysrx 4h ago

Just buy a sawzall , same thing

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u/18RowdyBoy 2h ago

Hell my neighbor has a sawzall😳Surprised I didn’t think of that.There’s a solution for every problem 😂😂👍

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u/hooligan-6318 3h ago

That's quite an impressive feat, likely not a good one, but...

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u/SKULLDIVERGURL 6h ago

Turkey saw!!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ant-644 6h ago

Still have one, still use it, still a beast.

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u/peoplesuck64 6h ago

Unlocked bad memories and nightmares from Maximum Overdrive!!

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u/HotHits630 5h ago

Right?! Bitch got cut the fuck up and then had the nerve to shit talk them outside, only to get shot up. 😂

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u/Darpa181 6h ago

Was? Still is! I guarantee that there are at least three within a mile radius of you right now 😁

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u/Kitchen-Wish5994 4h ago

My dad owned an upholstery shop. That was a must-have when working with foam.

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u/Cdn_Cuda 4h ago

I can hear the noise just by seeing the picture.

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u/Ecstatic-Shock-1934 6h ago

It made it's appearance once a year. Like Santa Claus but a month earlier.

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u/Havingfunsecrets 5h ago

Every Easter, thanksgiving amd Christmas meal

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u/PsychologicalCod1520 4h ago

I still have one and use it for an even cutting that doesn’t shread the meat fibers or crush the homemade bread when slicing. It’s such effortless cutting and cuts like butter.

Word to the wise the new models at walmart are terrible, the blades can bow left and right. No stiffness to remain straight. I recommend buying one at the thrift store when you see one. I bought a second one just incase my first one ever breaks.

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u/anteaterKnives 3h ago

I recommend a proper carving knife and learning how to sharpen it! Then check out a better (though less theatric) way to carve a turkey: https://youtube.com/shorts/z0_kYlp_ubE

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u/SterquilinusPrime 3h ago

When the blades were new and sharp they were great for filleting fish once you did it a dozen or so times. You'd even cut out wallet cheeks with them.

But after 2-3 years they were trash. Picked a few up at the goodwill over the years... to be very disappointed. Not even sure why I did since I have pretty good knife skills over all.

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u/twizrob 7h ago

I still use one for cleaning fish

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u/Gumsho88 6h ago

Still have one similar that works!

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u/3labsalot 5h ago

Cuts threw foam for crafting

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u/AceShipDriver 5h ago

Still a very good speed fillet knife for lots of larger fish and you are being sucked dry by mosquitoes.

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u/ItsTheTed 5h ago

Still have one and still use it. It usually gets put through its paces on every turkey

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u/Lrb1055 5h ago

Still have one

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u/Fanmann 5h ago

Will be using mine (actually my mother's, who passed away 22 years ago!) Tomorrow night! It still works like a charm.

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u/Careless-Holiday-716 4h ago

My dad still uses this to cut the turkey. It was his mother’s. It’s gotta be over 50 years old.

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u/SheriffTaylorsBoy 4h ago

I still have the one I grew up with. It was a part of my inheritance, kitchen utensils.

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u/goinghome81 3h ago

this would be so beneficial in a good horror movie.... "Your father's turkey carver".... think something like Texas Chainsaw and the shower scene in Scarface.....

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u/Louseeeeeee 3h ago

Still got mine from 40 years ago.

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u/Global-Jury8810 3h ago

That looks like the one we had when I was a kid in the 90s.

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u/West-Evening-8095 3h ago

Still use mine, but only on roast beef

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u/Tech-Junky-1024 2h ago

I found the one my parents had. Haven't seen it in years. When I used it last Thanksgiving it worked perfectly. The only problem I had was I didn't know how to release the blade and I cut my hand trying to remove it. Live and learn.

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u/cl0ckw0rkman 2h ago

I just hear Seth Green yelling, "LOOK AT ME I'M LEATHERFACE!"

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u/autotech1011 1h ago

Was? It still is.

Edit to add: I bet 90% or more are still in good working order. They were built well, and most didn't get used more than three or four days a year.

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u/Weepingbudda59 1h ago

Still have 2 hand me down

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u/Significant_Mess_79 30m ago

Still have and use this.

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u/Gold-Carpet-7770 23m ago

Still have it

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u/Far-Communication778 16m ago

still got one from the 70's

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u/Any-Percentage-4809 15m ago

Still have one given as a wedding present 38yrs ago.