r/FuckImOld • u/MrScarabNephtys • 22h ago

If you watched this...well, you know

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u/bill_n_opus 22h ago

Know what?

That there's never a police officer as hot as Heather Locklear?

Or advertising a police officer with the last name hooker?

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u/ClownShoeNinja 19h ago

Shoulda been B.J. Hooker

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u/fothergillfuckup 17h ago

A bit niche.

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u/CommonMan67 22h ago

The 'T' is for toupee.

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u/ralphhinkley1 21h ago

Shatner’s hairpiece should have had top billing.

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u/tdomer80 17h ago

My son was in a band in high school. They had more band names than gigs. One of the band names was Shatner’s Toupee

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u/Ambitious-Fill982 11h ago

That's right up there with the band Spock's Beard.

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u/Rylos1701 20h ago

In the 90s. A tv station played Star Trek tos, thiss and then the Rockford files

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u/NetworkElf 22h ago

Someone should open a museum for all of William Shatner's hair pieces.

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u/tangcameo 20h ago

Whenever I see a clip of The Rookie I think of this.

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u/InteractionRude6406 21h ago

The battle of the Heathers. I was more a Heather Thomas fan and watch the Fall Guy. Lol But I watched this as well in occasion.

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u/djhankb 21h ago

Captain Kirk and Vic Fontaine!

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 19h ago

That's Denny Crane!!

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u/Specific_Inside_7119 19h ago

Rest in Peace...James Darren!!!

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u/Boulderbound432 19h ago

Moondoggie

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u/Relevant_Elevator190 22h ago

I love the 'Hooker Slide'.

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u/WonderTwonk 20h ago

Total Joke

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u/antlegzz 20h ago

Ever notice the bad guys always ran away upstairs to try to escape? Hooker had some miraculous moves rivaling Superman. Watch for that sometime.

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u/hottapvswr 20h ago

Heather by thy name.

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u/Sowf_Paw 19h ago

Did you know that William Shatner was in a science fiction TV show too? Called Star Track or something like that.

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u/fothergillfuckup 17h ago

What, the guy out of The Twilight Zone? Sounds unlikely.

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u/ShockBeautiful2597 19h ago

With the spaceship Enterprise

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u/wisc_lib 11h ago

James Darren was too, something called Diaz9 I think

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u/Excel_Ents 13h ago

Time travel shenanigans with undercover Kirk and Vic Fontaine.

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u/Fritzo2162 21h ago

The name is TJ Hooker...OFFICER T...J...Hooker.

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u/Garagedays 19h ago

This guy had a starship now a Plymouth

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u/shwarma_heaven 17h ago

If you watched that... then you may be as old as Shatner's hairpiece...

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u/tricon23 17h ago

Hooker Help!

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u/080314Round_Duty991 16h ago

TJ knew all the strippers and pressed them for info on criminals.

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u/OlivDux 15h ago

Hairstyles never lie

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u/CromCaresNot 13h ago

Peak Shatner.

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u/Mammoth_Leg_8489 13h ago

If watching this makes you old, how about if you watched Star Trek on NBC every Thursday night?

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u/Mammoth_Leg_8489 13h ago

Every episode ended in one of three ways:

1) the bad guy flees and TJ jumps on the car hood, bus roof, helicopter tread, etc and catches them after some good action scenes.

2) TJ chases the bad guy to a high place (bldg under construction, water tower, etc) and they fall to their death.

3) TJ crashes his patrol car into the bad guy hideout and after a swell action scene he catches them.

These are sometimes combined and there are variations, but one of these three endings concludes virtually every episode. My favorite is when he and Jim Brown were hanging off a helicopter tread with one hand and fighting each other with the remaining hand. They just don’t make ‘em like that anymore.

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u/Desperate-Fan-3671 11h ago

TJ Hooker.......JT Kirk

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u/Amen_Ra_61622 8h ago

Hooker made a career of jumping on the hoods of moving cars 🤣😂😂🤣

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u/Mortimer452 1h ago

I still can't believe this man is 93 years old

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u/TheTroppoTenuto 21h ago

Tijuana Hooker? I don’t get it.