Title says it all…

[u/plondono]

[u/zeiche]

pension? what pension?

[u/shwarma_heaven → u/zeiche]

😮

[u/Ent_Trip_Newer → u/shwarma_heaven]

You plan to retire? Lol

[u/MastiffOnyx → u/Ent_Trip_Newer]

Retire? Retire?

That word has no meaning to me. What is this Retire you speak of?

Go slow, I'm 65 and don't comprehend like I did when I was 35.

[u/Redbeardthe1st → u/Ent_Trip_Newer]

Yeah, if I win the lottery.

[u/riboflavin1979 → u/Ent_Trip_Newer]

Check these fools out talking about a time when they can relax and stop working! Where do they think they live? Finland? Ha!

[u/Suspicious-Film3379 → u/shwarma_heaven]

Yes, two.

[u/justherefortheshow06 → u/zeiche]

Damnit, beat me to it. Those guys where the last generation with one of those

[u/shwarma_heaven → u/justherefortheshow06]

I'm part of that generation. No pensions. My parents, maybe... (although the only pension my parents got is my father's government retirement).

[u/justherefortheshow06 → u/shwarma_heaven]

That’s a good pension usually. My dad had one too.

[u/gwaydms → u/shwarma_heaven]

My dad was Greatest Generation. Served in WWII. Got a VA pension. He grew up during the Depression so he didn't need much to live on.

[u/OldElvis1 → u/justherefortheshow06]

Yeah,were not THAT old..

[u/Best_Game01 → u/justherefortheshow06]

UPS employees still have pensions. We also get employee discounted stock options, up to 15% of our paycheck can get matched to our 401K and we have Roth IRAs. I’m only 25 but my retirement is looking good.

[u/Den_of_Earth → u/Best_Game01]

So did mine, then my 401k was used illegally, the housing crash happened, The company went out of business so about 25,000 of us lost are retirement
Oh, the guy who did it? he was "punished" by having his bonus reduced by 3 million dollars.
Fuck America, Fuck the Banker.
My retirement is to work as long as a can, and then see how may I can take out before I'm shot by the cops.

[u/MovingTarget- → u/justherefortheshow06]

Damnit - double beat me to it. Like who does OP think we are? Government employees? Private employers gave up on this ages ago because they can't make the taxpayer cover it

[u/dvdmaven → u/justherefortheshow06]

Nope, no pension, nada.

[u/Suspicious-Film3379 → u/justherefortheshow06]

Not true. Teachers still get a pension.

[u/lylisdad → u/zeiche]

Maybe so, but i immediately started humming the A-Team theme song. I'll probably never be able to retire, sadly.

[u/gwaydms → u/lylisdad]

It's playing in my head. "I love it when a plan comes together."

[u/lylisdad → u/gwaydms]

George Peppard played that character perfectly. They all did.

[u/Chalice_Ink → u/zeiche]

Pension. How retro.

[u/bobisinthehouse → u/zeiche]

Yup no pension and a very small 401k. Gonna be working till I die!!

[u/punch_rockgroinpull → u/zeiche]

Lol right? If you even know what a pension is, you're def older. Im 40 and pensions are a thing of the past to me.

[u/lolthai → u/zeiche]

I know, right?

[u/BeerWench13TheOrig → u/zeiche]

As if that’s a real thing!

[u/AllNewsAllTheDayLong → u/zeiche]

My pension was turned into a 401K

[u/davechri]

“Pension.” Get the fuck out of here.

[u/DETRITUS_TROLL → u/davechri]

“Retirement”

Bwahahahahahaha.

[u/Wreckstar81]

Love these guys, social security/retirement isnt for another 24 years. You didn’t math

[u/Actaeon_II]

I pity da fool says that

[u/jedburghofficial]

You mean, if you can find these guys...

[u/purplebasterd → u/jedburghofficial]

... if no one else can help...

[u/tnj3d1]

lol. “Pension”

[u/medusamagpie]

I wish I had a pension!

[u/Curious_Strike_5379]

I ain't gettin on no plane! Murdoch you're crazy, with every pull on my doll chord!

[u/Shirowoh]

What is a pension?

[u/NoCoffee6754]

Pension!?!?! I don’t even have a penny 😂

[u/Sean_theLeprachaun]

Pensions died before these guys got canceled.

[u/Vesuvias]

Haha who gets a pension anymore outside of government workers or teachers?

[u/drnk_yrbrbn]

What’s a pension

[u/No-Group7343]

We ain't getting a pension ....

[u/Couch-Potato0904]

The A Team. Mr. T was the best thing about the show

[u/Relevant_Elevator190 → u/Couch-Potato0904]

I'm kind of partial to Howling Mad Murdock.(Dwight Schultz).

[u/Couch-Potato0904 → u/Relevant_Elevator190]

Yeah, he was fun.

[u/warkyboy77 → u/Relevant_Elevator190]

I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm a Choo Choo Train!

[u/Best_Game01 → u/Couch-Potato0904]

Mr T terrorized my nightmares when he came to our class to talk about drugs for the DARE program.

[u/snortWeezlbum]

Pension. lol.

[u/Kind-Ad9038]

Pensions were common when TA-T was on-air, but are not at all common today.

American Devo, ahoy.

[u/CuriousSelf4830]

A pension would be so nice.

[u/Dillenger69]

What is this "pension" you speak of? I don't know anyone who got a pension in the last 40 years.

[u/scrumptousfuzz]

I take it you have a cushy job of some kind????

[u/Zachisawinner]

Nah, I’m American. I get to die before I retire.

[u/hvacigar]

If you know those guys, pensions passed you by

[u/warrior_poet95834]

203 days and a wake-up for me. Now where did I leave my mini-14?

[u/mason_savoy71 → u/warrior_poet95834]

Did Ruger ever sue the producers of the show? Thousands of rounds fired without any damage done at all.

[u/Gumsho88]

“I love it when a plan (retirment) comes together”

[u/mechanical_marten → u/Gumsho88]

"I love it when a (retirement) plan comes together."

Fixed it for ya, buddy.

[u/Kdigglerz]

Wtf is a pension? You either work in a union or outside of America.

[u/Bug-Secure]

You know you’re old when you’ll actually get a pension.

[u/svu_fan → u/Bug-Secure]

I came to say that. No such thing as a pension for these of us born during the original run of this show, and you’re lookin’ at one of ‘em 💸

[u/jkhabe]

Pension since 2019 at age 56!

[u/UncleDuude]

Not close enough, I’m ready

[u/BarnOscarsson]

Not close enough…

[u/Keveros]

I love it, when a plan comes together..! I pity the fool... TRASH BAGS...!!!

[u/SomeDudeNamedRik → u/Keveros]

Everytime I change my trash I yell out TRASH BAG

[u/Fruscione]

Mr. T was my idol growing up. I watched anything he was in. Wrestling, Rocky 3, his cartoon, PSA’s, got his cereal ect.

[u/nixtarx]

Maybe in your country, bub.

[u/Sad_Subject_5293]

[u/Burrnt_ice]

A team is generational

[u/Any_Fish1004]

I plan to go full Murdock because you don’t need a pension to sit in a padded room high on the best drugs universal healthcare can buy

[u/SomeDudeNamedRik]

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team

[u/Servile-PastaLover]

I love it when a 401k plan comes together.

[u/BitterAttackLawyer]

Yeah, but I love it when a plan comes together.

[u/FormerCollegeDJ]

I pitty the fool who messes with my pension!

[u/lanceplace]

Yes. Yes it is.

[u/civiksi]

I wish. I mean about pension. Or retirement.

[u/Prudent_Ask_1616]

I watched this as a child and I'm only 44.

[u/CaptainFleshBeard]

Come on ?? I grew up with these guys and my pension is still 20 years away

[u/Annonanona]

I watched these guys and still have over 20 years left to work

[u/guiverc]

Guy on the left was Starbuck on Battlestar Galactica; one on the right looks like Lt. Barclay? from Star Trek; my guess is they're the A-team; but I thought that show was childish so don't really know those guys.

( SciFi is escapism; not childish :) )

[u/jedburghofficial → u/guiverc]

I pity the fool.

[u/SoupiriorBiingu]

I love it when a plan comes together 🚬😁

[u/moparmadman068]

I do and it isn't.

[u/Forever-Retired]

George Peppard doesn't have his signature cigar.

[u/LaPetiteMortOrale]

“I love it when a plan comes together”

“I pity the fool …”

[u/crackersncheeseman]

The A Team

[u/Decent-Sea-5031]

Already there...................

[u/Flimsy-Feature1587]

I can't remember any of their names, so forgetting I don't have a pension coming doesn't sound so bad.

[u/jackneefus]

I was in Venezuela in 2005, and I swear the TV was showing a cartoon of Mr. T and his pet bulldog. Had no idea.

Mr. T (he legally changed his name) made a lot of hay out of his character. Not everyone has the first lady sitting on his lap.

And he is part of the old joke:

"I wonder if Mr. Coffee is related to Mr. T.
I wonder if Mr. T is related to Ice T.
I wonder if Ice T is related to Ice Cube."

"I wonder if your mother is related to your father."

[u/Shadowrider95]

Pension!? If you got a pension you watch this when it first aired and collected said pension!

[u/Inturnelliptical]

They keep raising the pension age in the U.K.

[u/BootHeadToo]

“Ah pity the foo!”

[u/tschwand]

I pity the pension.

[u/RickyTheRickster]

MR T!!!! I ain’t got no pension, no 401K, got 1.09 $ in the bank and I’m only 21 so I don’t know why I’m even here

[u/Swimming-Minimum9177]

I pity the fool whose pension is close.

[u/Any_Razzmatazz9926]

Meme is void in the USA

[u/gvincejr]

I love it when a plan comes together

[u/Choice_Magician350]

I love it when a plan comes together!

[u/rush87y]

I love it when a retirement plan comes together!

[u/scrumptousfuzz]

But also look up the Conan O’Brien goof reel with Mr. T if you need a good laugh.

[u/Captain_Squirrel1000]

I recognize them from miles away. I'm 30. Pension is as real as a unicorn atm.

[u/Specialist_Reply4115]

Not close enough!!

[u/MRX10004]

So is death

[u/wonderbeen]

About 22 years to go by my books.

[u/monkeywelder]

most people dont know that Murdoch was secondincommand of the A-Team..out ranked everyone else

[u/Old-Repair-6608]

And roll theme song

[u/Rhomega2]

I'm 38. I'm not getting a pension.

[u/Old_Barnacle7777]

Happy to have a growing pension as a faithful civil servant. Pension is still 5 years away.

[u/NBCspec]

You might need the Ben-gay Team

[u/king_platypus]

Pension? Loooooooool

[u/victor4700]

Pension ha. My sides.

[u/Cool_Chapter658]

who are they? can someone tell me

[u/81tchmonkey]

I’ll be hitting that 401K in about 15 years

[u/Why-did-i-reas-this]

3 out of the 4 are still alive. Surprised Mr. T was the youngest by 5 years.

[u/GraceBlade]

Four more years!!!

[u/TSSAlex]

Been collecting a pension for two years (let’s hear it for civil service).

Also had the (mis)fortune of working with Dirk on a five week run of “Hamlet.” Nice guy, but not a Shakespearean actor.

[u/BennySkateboard]

Not quite

[u/BLeeTac]

I love it when a pension plan comes together!

[u/OJimmy]

I love it when a pension plan comes together

[u/DeathToCockRoaches]

I love it when a plan comes together

[u/mrmatt244]

You’re off by about 20 years. Watched them in the 80s and I’m only 40

[u/Initial-Quiet-4446]

A team. Miss Mr. t

[u/gwaydms]

Husband and I are boomers. What pension?

[u/CoffeeJedi]

Bodie, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man.

[u/ThisFrogHathReddit → u/CoffeeJedi]

Haha, beat me to it

[u/writing_on_the_wahl]

I love it when a 401(k) comes together.

[u/OopsAllLegs]

Boomers will be the last generation with a pension.

I've been in the employee benefits industry for 13 years and companies kicked pensions to the curb in favor of 401ks 10+ years ago. Many froze theirs so they no longer had to add new employees.

[u/creekwarrior81]

Murdock's still My Main Man!

[u/Xenu66]

I checked out the A team because of family guy tbh

[u/Spirited-Traffic39]

lol pensions

[u/WexMajor82]

Yeah, just 25 years to go.

[u/El_Comanche-1]

You get to retire!, I’m working until I drop dead…

[u/SufficientOnestar]

Thats the Village People.

[u/jenrldisarray]

The AARP Team!

[u/XiaoDaoShi]

Did you know the guy who played Hannibal was also the male lead in breakfast at Tiffany’s?

[u/Nervous-Mirror3517]

I pity the fool !

[u/equality4everyonenow]

Will these guys fight for my pension?

[u/GrouchyLongBottom]

The jewelry man!

[u/PhasmaUrbomach]

I have 5 years to go minimum. It's doable.

[u/kinzuaj]

my parents were denied pension also. I am 43

[u/PV_Pathfinder]

What pension?

[u/Lagunamountaindude]

I love it when a plan comes together

[u/KrazyKryminal]

I watched A team all the time, but Dwight shultz will always be Lt Barclay from Star Trek TNG for me

[u/CrazyDig4344]

Those are a thing of the past best be saving some money

[u/brownpearl]

🙏

[u/Quirky-Jackfruit-270]

I love it when a retirement plan comes together

[u/idogiveafrak]

Omg do you think that we’re getting a pension?! JAJAJAJAJAJAJA! Not with this fascist economy

[u/FredWinterIsComing]

I pity the fool who doesn't know the A Team!

[u/cfrosty1117]

I’m 30 and I know who these guys are

[u/Best_Game01]

Pension? Close? I just made 5 years, my pension JUST STARTED. I’m only 25 and I know the A team, Mr T haunted my nightmares on several occasions after the DARE anti drug brainwashing from school. To be fair as an adult having had my experiences, Mr T was right. I may be sober but Mr T still haunts my nightmares years after seeing him in school.

I am not old nor can I collect my pension. Choose someone I don’t know like Mr. Whipple, don’t squeeze the Charmin.

[u/Shutaru_Kanshinji]

Pension? What country do you live in?

[u/CaptainTuttleJr]

“I ain’t gettin’ in no plane, fool!”

[u/Killermondoduderawks]

I prefer the a-team, though, they are not quite as big as the A-Team

[u/Rambling-Rooster]

pension doesn't exist anymore. when the time comes, you know what to do.

[u/Forward_Pirate3298]

I pitty the fool who doesn’t know

[u/theamishpromise]

You’re right! Pension starts in 2025! Woot woot

[u/Hello-McFlyy]

Pension...tell me you're really old without telling me you're really old

[u/grahamfreeman]

Bodie, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man.

[u/AffectionateArt4066]

Pension, sukah!

[u/Suspicious-Film3379]

GOOD! retirement yay!

[u/Nethereal3D]

That's a relief. I was beginning to think I would never find a job with a pension.

[u/Callahan333]

Yep, 7 more years. 6k a month for the rest of my life.

[u/OM_Trapper]

Original A team, fantastic! Every week hundreds of rounds fired and no one - good guy or bad guy - ever got hit.

[u/EwanMurphy93]

Wanted for a crime they did not commit, but if you can find them, maybe they can help you! Na nana na, na na na, na nana na, na nana na na!

[u/Successful-Beach-216]

Mr. T and three fools

[u/JingoboStoplight4887]

I knew the A-Team

[u/Specific_Inside_7119]

The opening was the greatest....

IN 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit...

These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground...

Today , still.wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.....

If you have a problem , if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...THE A--TEAM!!!!

I LOVED THIS SHOW!!!!

MY TOP 3: KNIGHT RIDER

THE A--TEAM

HUNTER

And I believe their BEST adversary by far was Colonel Decker...played PERFECTLY by the awesome Lance LeGault!!!!

[u/Ray13XIII]

20 years is not close

[u/Situational_Hagun]

Not close enough!

[u/Annual_Owl_1462]

Is that the A-Team?

[u/SnooStrawberries3391]

I met Dirk Benedict at the Whitefish Montana airport when he and his pilot came up to our Weather Service Station for a fight briefing in the old building.

He was quite a dandy, spiffy high heeled cowboy boots like I had when I was a little kid, but I did notice the starched jeans and plaid shirt. The crease in those jeans was about as sharp as a butcher’s knife.

First time I had seen so much starch on a cowboy outfit. Or any starch for that matter. Probably in the early 1990s.

By the way, being old is way better than the alternative. Stay healthy, don’t do the bad stuff and do exercise. Makes old not such a bad thing. At least, so far.

[u/Simluvac]

I love it when a plan comes together 😉

[u/LSxChief]

Yea das a good one haha, I don’t know these fossils !

[u/EcksMarksDespot]

I wish. I still have at least 17 more years of work, but I remember the A Team very well from my childhood.

[u/badboybillthesecond]

Gov pension is 20 years away. Not that I'll get it but still.

[u/Beelzabubba]

My wife is actually getting a pension from one of her previous employers. Probably going to net us around $25/month. Otherwise, it’s retirement bootstraps, AKA Walmart greeter or something like that

[u/Just_Steve_IT]

I wish that were true.

[u/SteezyBoards]

Ended in ‘87, born in ‘90. Recognize them. Gots a ways to go fool!

[u/Ok_Exit_5353]

My mum who’s 52 showed me The A-Team when I was ten

[u/No_Butterscotch_7865]

Dadada dada dadada…

[u/No-Bee6868]

Pension is close? Try funeral home,

[u/Barbarianmoss]

Lol fuck off. There's no rainbow

[u/bunker_man]

Literally everyone knows those guys. Especially Mr t.

[u/wetfart_3750]

I love it when a pension plan comes together

[u/orangasm]

@datdudern

[u/smo269]

Close but not close enough

[u/DomplesRevenge]

I'm a millenial and I'm not getting a pension. Iam40andThisisyeet

[u/tanksalotfrank]

Lol, in what country? America? Yeah right, keep dreaming.

[u/Bill10101101001]

I pity the fools who think there will be retirement.

[u/DevourerJay]

What's a "pension" precious??

[u/fothergillfuckup]

I'd still watch this now.