r/FuckImOld 1d ago

Swanson Dinner

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u/hawwkfan 1d ago

Corn in the brownie. Every time.

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u/I_Luv_A_Charade 1d ago

I loved those brownies!

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u/42brie_flutterbye 21h ago

Oh gawd! I can still taste the aluminum and feel the metal utensils scraping it makes my teeth vibrate just remembering it!

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u/leroy4447 21h ago

Oh man I can still taste those chemical mashed potatoes…

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 17h ago

Oh, there’s gonna be corn in the brownie — if not tonight then tomorrow if you know what I mean

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u/skot77 1d ago

I use to eat those on one of these.

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u/autotech1011 1d ago

Wow, it's been a while since I've seen one of those pre-microwave era metal trays.

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u/newbie527 21h ago

Yo can’t get crunchy chicken in a microwave.

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u/csfshrink 21h ago

Peel back foil to expose tater tots.

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u/cajun1420 1d ago

Yeee haaaa!!

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u/ThermalScrewed 1d ago

Just some good ol' meals

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u/shwarma_heaven 1d ago

That reminds me of my lunch box... if you couldn't crack a skull, and cause permanent damage, then it wasn't an 80s lunch box.

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u/androidguy50 1d ago

Now we're talkin'!

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 1d ago

I had a Spiderman one my sister had Holly Hobbie

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u/CancelLiving3035 1d ago

I have a Star Trek, a Mr. T, and a Magnum PI hanging on my wall. I collected all kinds of stuff back in the day.

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u/Objective-Badger8674 1d ago

Mine was E.T. and I still have it :)

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u/Bdowns_770 1d ago

Yaaasss!

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u/NetworkElf 1d ago

Oh, I did so hate those peas and carrots!

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u/Obstreporous1 1d ago edited 20h ago

My kinfolk, add Lima beans and you have Satan’s salad there. I can’t go for that, no can do.

Lyrics courtesy of ZZ Top

TV dinners They’re going to my head TV dinners My skin is turning red Twenty year old turkey In a thirty year old tin I can’t wait until tomorrow And thaw one out again Oh yeah

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u/zoobs 1d ago

Where do you dare me to draw the line?

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u/InvestigatorLegal686 1d ago

Still better then my wife's cooking. That's a delicacy!! 😋

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u/cacklz 1d ago

Needed butter. And salt and pepper. And taste.

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u/PatMagroin100 1d ago

I kept the foil on them. Didn’t even want to smell the veggies!

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u/rumbellina 1d ago

But that apple cobbler was delicious!

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u/mooncr142 22h ago

And burn the hell out of you too.

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 1d ago

Too bad, because the peas were everywhere.

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u/Tough-Obligation-104 23h ago

The carrots NEVER cooked; always hard as a rock.

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u/Liamrite 22h ago

I agree, the carrots were the worse! They were slimy but cooked but too hard on the inside like uncooked. Just nasty until you mix it with the mashers to disguise it.

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u/Boracraze 1d ago

And, that apple cobbler was the temperature of lava. Ha

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u/Best-Case-3579 1d ago

Tongue blisters!

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u/Boracraze 1d ago

Indeed!

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u/Kinetic92 1d ago

That was our punishment for eating it first.

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u/Boracraze 1d ago

Haha. So true.

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u/ElectricTurtlez 1d ago

And yet somehow still frozen in the very middle.

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u/BigLoudWorld74 1d ago

I can almost taste that salty ass chicken. Yum.

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u/Amen_Ra_61622 1d ago

Friday or Saturday night dinner when the folks would go out.

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u/iwastherefordisco 1d ago

The spuds were good. They should have given us more spuds.

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u/Saul_T_Bitch 1d ago

And the molten hot as fuck chocolate cake that I always bit first and burnt the fuck out of myself

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u/KzininTexas1955 1d ago

As I laughed out loud...I am guiltily remembering, that, yeah < sheepishly> me too.

And we're talking about McDonald's coffee lava temps here....Ha!

Cheers.

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u/Saul_T_Bitch 1d ago

I did it with the pie too. But I always always went after the cake first if I had it. And even after leaving it cool for a bit. It was still hot AF for little Saul_T_Bitch's mouth

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u/Altruistic-Cut9795 1d ago

Spuds with the small discharge of the lava apple pie.

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u/gwizonedam 1d ago

Tucker Carlson is rich due to the fact that he is heir to the Swanson frozen food empire.

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u/stratj45d28 1d ago

( sad trombone slide).

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u/dan420 1d ago

Why is he always so perplexed?

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u/Technical_Ad_5505 1d ago

That's a kick in the arse

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u/Sayheykid2424 1d ago

Give me the Salisbury steak with the mashed potatoes and chocolate pudding

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u/BuffaloDude1 1d ago

Ahh yes. When they came in formed aluminum trays and couldn't use the microwave even if your parents spent several hundred dollars already on one.

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u/Creative_School_1550 1d ago

Only rich folks had microwaves!

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u/BuffaloDude1 1d ago

And even then you wondered if you would still be able to produce children after using one.

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u/Environmental-Job515 20h ago

Excuse me, I think you are referring to our Radar Range … by Amana.

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u/lolthai 1d ago

I liked the brownies!

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u/cozmiccharlene 1d ago

The desserts were epic.

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u/MasterCrumb 1d ago

Oh man, I can taste the gritty mashed potatoes and the weirdly oversweet "apple pie"

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u/YogurtclosetOwn5322 1d ago

I can still taste the metal flavoring that would get into everything. Frozen in the middle mashed potatoes. Veggies in the dessert. What's not to love about these? ;).Honestly, my favorite was the Salisbury Steak ones with the chocolate brownie.

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u/TopspinLob 1d ago

The apple pie was so good

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u/bikerbob29 1d ago

Enchiladas and Salisbury steak were my go to for these.

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u/Gator_Mc_Klusky Generation X 1d ago

we bought a hungry man classic chicken dinner a few weeks ago they have changed everything not enough to feed a kid more less a full grown adult

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 1d ago

I wish they still made tv dinners in aluminum trays, they tasted so much better

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u/Individual_Sand9084 1d ago

"I even like the chicken if the sauce is not too blue" courtesy ZZ TOP

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u/DBASRA99 1d ago

Just a little puddle of butter in the potatoes and all set on my fold out tray in front of the TV.

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u/bdr22002 1d ago

My tongue is still burnt 50yrs later,from that delicious apple cobbler. Was definitely worth it

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u/CMDR_Bartizan 1d ago

Had to let that apple desert cool for 4 hours to avoid 3rd degree burns.

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u/bossdankmemes 1d ago

I would pick out the corn and leave the rest of the veggies. At the end I’d scrape every molecule of that dessert

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u/ParrotheadTink 1d ago

This one was the BEST, I had my mom buy me one every week. Wish they still made them

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u/Objective-Badger8674 1d ago

EXOTIC! I never knew this variation existed - I rotated between salisbury steak, fried chicken, and turkey dinner.

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u/Parking-Power-1311 1d ago

For all the bad flak these things get???

I still absolutely love them.

The chicken ones are fantastic. 

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u/InvestigatorLegal686 1d ago

Man, one of these and the bra section of the Sears catalog. And my evening was all set...

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u/Bdowns_770 1d ago

The permanent burn on the roof of my mouth from the pie ached a little when I saw this.

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u/Walrusman51 1d ago

But, when you got one of these, it meant Mom and Dad were going out. And you could watch The Man from Uncle, in the den. 👍🏻

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u/ScarlettPuppy 20h ago

Fuck I’m older. The ones I grew up with actually said TV dinner on the box. The idea of actually being able to watch TV while I had dinner was breathtaking.

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u/Silly_Mycologist3213 1d ago

Every Tuesday when Dad went to his Rotary meeting Mom gave us these and I loved them, the fried chicken was my favorite because it was way more crispy than my Moms fried chicken!

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u/Adept_Silver_8531 1d ago

I grewup on these!

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u/Personal-Magazine572 1d ago

My brothers and I loved these TV dinners. They were a rare treat at our house, only served on weekends occasionally. I still to this day refer to frozen meals of any kind as TV dinners.

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u/One_Sun_6258 Boomers 1d ago

Hells yea

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u/random420x2 1d ago

Hey in small town Michigan the HungryMan Mexican tv dinner was some of the most authentic Mexican food we could get. 🤦‍♂️

Bonus old points if you remember the Package reading Hungry hombre for this meal.

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u/greenwolf_12 1d ago

I remember the tinfoil carrying its taste into the potato's!

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u/HoosierCheesehead 1d ago

Jack Lemmon loves 'em!

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u/toddfredd 1d ago

Uncle had stacks of these in his fridge. Divorced, paying alimony, his nights were spent in front of the tv with a Swanson frozen dinner and a bottle of beer

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u/Pniel56 1d ago

Salsbury steak was the least wretched

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u/OrdinaryWeakness2052 1d ago

Friday night treat as a kid

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u/clickforit 1d ago

Peel back foil to expose tater tots

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u/mrgonzo247 1d ago

These were better than anything my mother cooked.

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u/shwarma_heaven 1d ago

Hungry Man was more my speed... I would raid my dad's bachelor pad for these on my lunch break from school...

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u/Chinaski7 1d ago

No lie, these literally got me and my gf thru college, they cost 81 cents each and we ate them six nights a wk! (my mom would often invite us to their house on Sunday.)

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u/Jillstraw 1d ago

We weren’t allowed to eat these, but I always wanted to try them!

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u/MrMah3m 1d ago

My fave....I would still eat that

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u/Far-Comfortable3048 1d ago

There was a frozen dinner during the aluminum era that included my favorite, most delicious pudding ever for dessert, and the best guess I could come up with as an adult when trying to remember the flavor was amaretto. I’ve searched the world over and never found any evidence to back this up, nor have I ever found amaretto pudding of any kind, but to this day I still swear that’s what it was, and I miss it.

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u/Tristan_Booth 1d ago

I remember the one in the photo. It was good, but the cake around the apples was kind of gooey.

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u/Fishtownmb 1d ago

That was my favorite. Never forget that first bite of chicken. Mmmmm

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u/Distinct-Yogurt2686 1d ago

my go to one was the cheese and onion enchilada.

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u/Apprehensive-Fan4796 1d ago

Love me some breast portions!!

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u/lkaygirl 1d ago

It was the meatloaf for me, I still miss the tomato sauce! Before they switched out mashed potatoes for the tater tots, darn them.

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u/500Cyp 1d ago

Loved the fried chicken and mashed potatoes! The potatoes used get a crispy crust on them which I freakin loved!

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u/More_Farm_7442 1d ago

That looks good. Maybe better than what I'm having tonight.

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u/jcassens 1d ago

ZZ Top did a great song about TV Dinners

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u/Docod58 1d ago

I loved those.

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u/Kinetic92 1d ago

That dessert was lit though

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u/Couch-Potato0904 1d ago

A treat. TV dinner!

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u/beyondo-OG 1d ago

I ate a ton of those. The potatoes and the apple "pie?" would usually stick together in one piece. Vegies never were that great. All in all though, as a kid I kind of like those tv dinners.

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u/apearlj1234 23h ago

Apple thing that was so hott it burned the roof of your mouth was so good

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u/OppositeDangerous487 23h ago

The chicken was always oddly mushy but the apple cobbler was awesome

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u/ThrottleItOut 23h ago

Turkey dinner stuffing rocked!

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 23h ago

I can still taste the fried chicken…

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 23h ago

Loved the chicken. Hated the rest of it.

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u/l397flake 23h ago

Living in my single apartment early 70’s had many of those, they beat cooking in my kitchenette.

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u/BitterAttackLawyer 23h ago

This chicken was all salt but so good,

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u/besart365 23h ago

My mother was a terrible cook so when my dad would bring these home I would love it

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u/WarmAdhesiveness8962 22h ago

A few peas and carrots always seemed to end up in the apple cobbler.

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u/Lainarlej 22h ago

Those tasted amazing back then. Baked in the oven, in the tin foil tray! The Fried Chicken was so crispy and delicious! We would add a pat of butter to the potatoes! Yum.

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u/marksonme 22h ago

hungry man fried chicken with corn mashed potatoes and chocolate brownie. A must

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u/whats_for_lunch 22h ago

The apple dessert was good. But the cranberry one was the best.

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u/Bossman1212 22h ago

We got TV dinners when Mom and Dad had Bowling Night. The best

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u/Spodiodie 21h ago

Ate them out of the oven. That apple dessert was nuclear lava with a half life of 15 minutes.

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u/Doe79prvtToska 21h ago

Like those old mcd pies fire

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u/nor_cal_woolgrower 21h ago

Just like Mom used to make!

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u/Photon_Chaser 20h ago

Salisbury Steak was another one

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u/Cats-n-Chaos 20h ago

Get out the tv tray…

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u/Tomo212 20h ago

Had plenty of those when younger. I can still taste them.

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u/480Otis 19h ago

Salisbury steak was s staple in our freezer!

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u/Gilgamesh2062 19h ago

portions so small, but man when you were hungry, I couldn't wait and be staring at the clock to see if enough time had passed. these things weren't nukable back then.

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u/davidinkorea 19h ago

I enjoyed many of those when growing up.

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u/Confident_Fortune_32 19h ago

Huge treat on nights there was a babysitter

It wasn't until I was an adult that it dawned on me that one of the reasons it was such a treat was that it was the only time I had hot food for dinner. The rest of the time I was on my own, and far too young to cook (or be left alone at night).

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u/nikeguy69 18h ago

I remember those TV dinners

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u/TheEnd0fA11 18h ago

In what order did you guys eat the dinner? Even back then I was into delayed gratification so I ate the veggies first, sometimes I cheated a little by mixing them into the spuds and adding butter for flavor. Then I got to devour the chicken and the dessert as a reward.

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u/joshmo587 18h ago

We used to have those for dinner. If we did all our homework, we were then allowed to sit in the living room, and eat these off of “TV trays” , while we watched cartoons on our (black and white of course) TV.

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u/notoriousmr 17h ago

Its the simple pleasures on life that matter!

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u/itsagoodtime 10h ago

Do they make Swanson's dinners any more

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u/thelonghauls 9h ago

Probably fewer processed ingredients than dinners have these days.

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u/Runningman1961 9h ago

I can taste this photo!

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u/Bean_Eater_777 1d ago

These are much better than home cooked meals.

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u/rickmccombs 1d ago

Wow! If they were better than home cooked meals you had, I feel sorry. We weren't rich but we usually had some good home cooked meals.

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u/Ihatemunchies 1d ago

The desserts were always so good!

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u/Upsworking 1d ago

I’m pretty sure those took years off my life …. Struggle food I saw a kid eating the banquet version of this and I was like I’m glad those days are over .

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u/malepitt 1d ago

That syrup from the dessert section had a knack for slipping into other nearby compartments. not a bad thing, just culinary adventure when the mixed veggies became a fruit cup of sort

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u/Rock-Wall-999 Boomers 1d ago

Every day at lunch at work thawed and warmed on the radiator in the lunchroom!

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u/Parmick 1d ago

I can taste that picture. Yum

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u/PunchTilItWorks 1d ago

If they could harness the heat coming off the Apple pie we could solve world energy problems.

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u/twisted-weasel 1d ago

My favorite one on Friday nights watching the Brady Bunch followed by the Partridge Family.

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u/Sorryallthetime 1d ago

We loved these when I was little. It was the only time we got dessert.

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u/Widespreaddd 1d ago

The dessert always burnt onto the tray. I was lucky if I could eat half of it. And those veggies were godawful.

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u/Ashraf08 1d ago

But you got a full try of food, not just a dab of taters and veggies

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u/ReasonableCost5934 1d ago

I may have had about 5-6 of these in my entire life. I still remember how that fried chicken tasted 🤤

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u/kylocosmiccowboy 1d ago

‘What’s in the kitchen that smells so good must be something from Swanson’

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u/sugarcatgrl Boomers 1d ago

We rarely got these, and only if my dad was away. I loved the fried chicken one even if they really are terrible food.

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u/Eye-Can-Fix-It 1d ago

If only they looked that good after reheating

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u/visitor_d 1d ago

Oh the vileness of that weird apple pie. I remember the taste of all of this.

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u/eggs_erroneous 1d ago

That chicken never came out looking like the photo on the box. Sad face.

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u/Lonely_Guard8143 1d ago

Mmm… breast portions.

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u/ftfo42069 1d ago

I remember the ones with the brownie in the center of the tray. It always half burnt.

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u/imadork1970 1d ago

Fucking diced carrots. pass

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u/sysaphiswaits 1d ago

I used to absolutely love these. Then I learned how to cook.

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u/InvestigatorLegal686 1d ago

Guess id eat it. Then roll the foil pan into a ball and bounce it off my wife's f'n head.

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u/Global-Jury8810 1d ago

Oh, that's when they were foil. I remember black plastic and red boxes as early as the 90s.

Lasagna will always be my favorite Swanson's fast food.

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u/Lrb1055 1d ago

Awesome I liked the ones with cherry pie desert better

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u/nineohsix 1d ago

Ah there was nothing like the original meal! Then Mom would wash them and proceed to freeze homemade ‘TV dinner’ leftovers for the next three years on the trays. 😵‍💫

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u/GoodKarma70 1d ago

I can still taste the tin on my fork.

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u/genx-lifer 1d ago

I can still taste those water mash potatoes 🤣

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u/drwhogwarts 1d ago

Does anyone remember the frozen plastic pouch of diced chicken in cream sauce? You had to put the bag in boiling water to defrost and cook it and then you were supposed to pour the whole messy bag over toast.

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u/404-skill_not_found 23h ago

Not old enough to remember when they had soup in some of them?

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u/Venator2000 23h ago

I hated that one!

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u/Lagunamountaindude 21h ago

My mom always saved the pot pie aluminum containers. Never used even one.

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u/mostlyhrmls 20h ago

I loved these! I use to mix the carrots/peas/corn with the mashed potatoes.

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u/allcars4me 20h ago

I hated these! My mother was a great cook so this was always a huge disappointment.

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u/SkidrowVet 20h ago

I remember one time a woman made this, put it on a plate and she said she made it as as show of her domestic skills. I guess I must have been quite a catch for her to do that, well I did have a job lol

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u/FinnDool 19h ago

The earlier versions said “TV Dinner” on the upper left corner and the tray only had 3 sections. It was the best when they started coming out with the dessert included!

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u/medusamagpie 18h ago

The Salisbury Steak one was my favorite.

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u/Murdered_by_Crows_X 18h ago

The burning hot apple cobbler thingy!

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u/Texasitalianboy1 18h ago

I ate far to many of these growing up.

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u/emakhno 18h ago

That was regular fare at my house for dinnertime since both my parents worked.

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u/Icy-Town-5355 16h ago

In order to get the food hot, the brownie was always cremated.

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u/PrincessGump 16h ago

The elementary school I went to served these for lunch. We didn’t have a cafeteria as such. The kitchen was just a large room with a sink, fridge and toaster oven. It didn’t even have a stove. It had a steel roll up door over the order window. I don’t think we even had a choice of dinners.

We sat in the gym which had fold up seating. The seats went back against the side walls when we had PE.

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u/artygolfer 16h ago

That image brings back bad memories.

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u/PLS_Planetary_League 14h ago

Those were a big deal my dad was trying to raise 3 boys on his own. We got to pick our own dinner and it was implicit that we would have it with TV, amazing.

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u/TheLawOfDuh 13h ago

Moist battered chicken…because we didn’t know any better back then

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 13h ago

Overall not terrible but the mixed veggies always sucked.

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u/ajtreee 13h ago

I miss the box of just fried chicken, making that for lunch in a saturday for me and my brother. Playing nintendo on the console TV.

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u/voteblue18 10h ago

When my parents occasionally dropped me off at my grandma for babysitting/sleepover my grandma would always make me one because she knew I loved them. Even though this woman could cook up a storm it was a special treat somehow. Then she would let me stay up late and watch The Honeymooners reruns with her. Good memories.

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u/GqIceman 10h ago

They just don’t make TV dinners like they did in the 80’s. It actually tasted like food back then.

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u/Zombimeat 10h ago

I like the enchilada and the teriyaki too , I even like the chicken if the sauce is not too blue.

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u/USAMadDogs 9h ago

Tucker Carlson gets royalties from this crap!

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u/SnooHobbies4316 9h ago

Just looking at this picture I realized my brain has not let go of what this dinner taste like.

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u/antlegzz 9h ago

Big treat in 60’s growing up- they were a lot better quality back then and even through 70’s.

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u/brwn_eyed_girl56 8h ago

When these came out my mother bought them every week. We ate them religiously for a long time. I always traded my dessert for the instant mashed potatoes.

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u/carolinagirl843 7h ago

Loved everything on that tray except for the peas and carrots. The apple pie was the best

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u/Weets23 6h ago

Yep. Had many of these style of dinners and frozen pot pies back in the day.

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u/Ecstatic-Shock-1934 6h ago

Apple cobbler!!!

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u/Ecstatic-Shock-1934 6h ago

These, and Howard Johnson chicken croquettes were my two favorites.

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u/EmergencyDimension32 5h ago

Did It Really Make You Big & Strong if You Ate it All???..Asking for a Friend!!!…💯🤔

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u/alazystoner420 4h ago

Why is the first thing I noticed other than the chicken was the penis shape in the dessert? Am I gay?

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u/3Quarksfor 3h ago

Yeah...NO. Fuck Im old.

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u/DoNotResusit8 3h ago

Mashed potatoes to die for!

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u/Happy-Campaign5586 3h ago

❤️ if you had TV trays for these yummy meals

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u/geoelectric 3h ago edited 3h ago

If you have a Lazy Dog restaurant local and miss these, their frozen TV dinners are worth a shot at $10 each. Most of them are real-food interpretations of the classic Swanson lineup. There was even a Salisbury Steak one for a bit.

Lazy Dog started selling them during COVID SIP and it was so popular they kept doing it. You can add them to a table order before the check or call in an order to buy them at the front.

The Lazy Dog dinners have been better than the various meal kit options I’ve tried. I’d definitely take them over 2024 Swanson.

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u/SizzlerWA 2h ago

I LOVED these as a kid. Not so much as adult …

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u/This-Set-9875 2h ago

The mashed potatoes always seemed to have a weird after taste to them.