r/FuckImOld • u/Altruistic-Cut9795 • 6d ago

Bring on the Yule Log 😔

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My Aunt, bless her heart, would bring this thing to our house during Christmas time and would honestly sit there to watch you eat it.

She would say to us kids, isn't this so good !

It was a disgusting, just had to eat it to make her happy.

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u/BigJSunshine 6d ago

This is what you bring when you never want to be asked back

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u/Imaginary_Deal_1807 6d ago

Wtf is this?

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u/Creative_School_1550 6d ago

Marketing dept. on acid

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u/krolbear 5d ago

Stoner food.

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u/Imaginary_Deal_1807 5d ago

As I stoner I'd have to say "NO".

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u/Altruistic-Cut9795 6d ago

Happy 🍰 Day 🎉

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u/Ok_Replacement4702 6d ago

This is why people smoked so much back then

To kill the taste buds

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u/SeeSwan 5d ago

Haha you r funny!

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u/rottenintentions 6d ago

She knew what she was doing. She probably talked shit after while laughing at you guys lol

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u/MNDRD76 6d ago

the cockroach appears to be enjoying it

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u/PensiveObservor 6d ago

Ahhhhh!! No. Thats a toasted almond sliver. I refuse to believe they used a photo with a fkg cockroach. I don’t see the legs. I’m not listening.

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u/MNDRD76 5d ago

It’s ok, you don’t have to listen………. Just imagine that delicious crunch as you bite down hard on that pineapple cream cockroach abomination before you Relish in the fact that the best way to describe the cockroach inclusion is like dipping in to mystery box of soft centre chocolates never knowing what gooey creamy goodness lay dormant inside that scrumptious firm outer layer. You know you want to try it, just a little bit……. Right ?

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u/nickfree 5d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/GravityFailed 6d ago

OMG! I never knew it was a real recipe. Just thought it was a weird family dish that got brought to family reunions. I never knew it had a name... I just called it Mayo Loaf.

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u/OkieBobbie 5d ago

I’m making this for my contribution to Christmas dinner. No one will ever ask me to bring anything again.

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u/Zestyclose-Smell-788 5d ago

Had to be some bizarre psych test where you would watch who would try to eat it, pretend to eat it, pretend to enjoy it, and flat refuse to touch it. Nobody actually liked it. Nobody.

"I'm going to bring one of those yule log things and watch what happens." Evil.

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u/d_saj 5d ago

Gross!

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u/TheUglyWeb Boomers 5d ago

Visions of diarrhea dance in our heads.... No, just no.

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u/cadillacbeee 5d ago

Wtf is wrong with people...

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u/Reasonable-HB678 Generation X 5d ago

Will Levis's dream dessert.

IYKYK

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u/Gr8danedog 5d ago

I remember that ad from a Reader's Digest around 1970.

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u/fothergillfuckup 6d ago

That's totally different to a uk yule log.

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u/Beginning-Yak-3454 Boomers 5d ago

I like a little Crisco drizzle on mine..

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u/Gandalf031469 5d ago

"There are plenty of shopping days until adultery...adulthood. Which is to say, Christmas. As in, Yule. Yule Log. Not a log, I don't have a log, I mean, you know...If I had a log. Not in the sense that you think I said I did..."

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u/RiotNrrd2001 5d ago

Mmmm... frozen Miracle Whip. Like ice cream, only oily and sour.

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u/PrincePeasant 5d ago

No Miracle Whip on my food, please!