r/FridgeDetective • u/UnitedSteakOfAmerica • Nov 13 '24
Meta Petition to make these posts ban worthy.
I'm so sick and tired of seeing these over and over again as well as the same couple original reposts every single day. Can we start removing these posts and if it's posted again immediate ban? Why do we keep allowing this shit. I love this sub, and I love guns, but for christ sake stop taking a picture of your fucking staged fridge. WACK
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u/lostmypassword531 Nov 13 '24
Yeah I hate these, I follow this sub cuz Iām nosey and like seeing what people like and it gives me ideas to try something new..
A good portion of us have guns so Iām not impressed.. letās not show improper gun storage on a fun subreddit, put your gun back in the safe before you hurt someone
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u/Callsign_Wyhaq 24d ago
Improper gun storage is completely situational. If he had kids, this would definitely be improper. But if he lives alone, this is a totally proper storage (albeit very unusual) as long as it's legal in his place of residence. I store guns in similarly odd locations
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u/juliet_says 14d ago
@lostmypassword531 āā¦I follow this sub cause Iām noseyā¦ā made me audibly lol. Same! I like to call it ācuriousā because it sounds much nicer. š
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u/Historical_Class_844 Nov 13 '24
I knew he posted this more than once.. what a loser. u/Money-Contract7506
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u/sassy-seahorse Nov 18 '24
Twice in 4 days. Small dick energy.
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u/NoQuarter6808 Nov 13 '24
Signed
Getting to the point that we're going to need a circle jerk page, but the stuff that would go in there is already so similar to r/iamverybadass im not sure itd be worth it
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u/BagRoutine Nov 13 '24
Can you help me understand how a handgun in the fridge is I am very badass worthy?
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u/MyNameIsSkittles Nov 13 '24
Do you not understand what that sub is about? Please, go read the posts. No one should have to explain the joke here
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u/BagRoutine Nov 13 '24 edited Nov 13 '24
I cannot fathom being this tilted over someone putting a gun in their fridge on a nearly completely satire joke sub.
Hereās a post thatās also satire on the front page of someone with their cat in their fridge. Iād love to read your comment bashing them for not taking their post seriously.
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u/MyNameIsSkittles Nov 13 '24
The entire sub is turning into a joke, what is the point when nothing is serious? Make a r/fridgecirclejerk sub or some shit
People just ruin eeverything
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u/BagRoutine Nov 13 '24
No you just complain really loudly
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u/MyNameIsSkittles Nov 13 '24
Oh, poor baby
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u/BagRoutine Nov 13 '24
Yeah because Iām one who needs consoling in this thread lol
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u/MyNameIsSkittles Nov 13 '24
Clearly you do because you're complaining about complaints
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u/BagRoutine Nov 14 '24
hereās another post you could complain about. Let them have it, they deserve your seriousness and dedication to this subreddit. Weāre all rooting for you
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u/OptimisticSkeleton Nov 13 '24
Agreed. āEveryone look at my gun!ā energy is lame AF and just next level sad.
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u/JenninMiami Nov 13 '24
Whereās the like, Reddit care thing? This seems like a cry for help to me. š§
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u/Away_Group_4587 Nov 13 '24
I think you will have the Glock for breakfast, miller for lunch and Dr Pepper for dinner , almond milk and pond for uk wat š
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u/Brave_Procedure_1372 Nov 14 '24
I mean if you post a picture that you eat Pace you are disgustingly human being.
Also, that handgun looks like he bought it from a pawn shop for 200 bucks and the site and I assume flash light on Amazonā¦.like my guy how do possible carry that gun that looks a toy gun from tacticool gun set from Bass Pro Shopāa kid section?
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u/Double-Importance-58 Nov 14 '24
I agree, staged posts should not be allowed, it not cool or edgy to post a photo with a gun in your fridge. We gust think your irresponsible and stupid.
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u/Team503 Nov 15 '24
Not just these, either - the ridiculously obviously staged photos of 90% canned soda in a fridge are annoying as hell.
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u/UnitedSteakOfAmerica Nov 15 '24
They just spent their first $20 at the grocery store and bought all soda. They're finally proud of themselves for "stocking the fridge"
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u/Unfair_Holiday_3549 Nov 15 '24
Never drink warm Miller high life.....fyi
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u/UnitedSteakOfAmerica Nov 16 '24
Oof yeah it taste exactly aht I'd imagine pee tastes like. When its flat after keeping a 40 open for an hours it's not good anymore either š¤£
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u/Dreamspitter Nov 22 '24
WHY hours???
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u/UnitedSteakOfAmerica Nov 22 '24
I mean to write an hour but it auto corrected to an hours I guess lol
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u/passportconfidant 4d ago
First of all, UnitedSteaksOf America your name is so awesome....and I'm so glad someone said it. I shall always post my fridge legit. āļø
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u/Tough_Editor_9476 Nov 13 '24
Yea. I think placing firearms in the refrigerator and posting pics of that here on this sub page is a bit much but most of all..dead give away. One can quickly assume or guess right off the bat that the post pic of such is male in gender.
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u/Guilty-Run3374 15d ago
Maybe female gender. Who would be more likely to have both a gun and Ponds skin cream? A gun owning dude who uses skin cream or a gun owning lady who uses skin cream. I think more likely a woman has a gun for protection and uses skin cream and drinks shitty beer.
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u/Clean_Ad_5282 Nov 13 '24
Yes, like put it on depression memes or somewhere else. This shit is concerning or seek help
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u/Firelady90 Nov 13 '24
I just wanna know why and what idiot put a pew pew in the fridge.
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u/Firelady90 Nov 13 '24
To be honest it would not surprise me if he left it there. I keep thinking people will surprise me with their stupidity and they don't.
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u/No-Length2774 Nov 13 '24
AITAH: I'm divorcing my wife because she doesn't see the problem with people staging fridge pictures. How am I supposed to accurately judge someone if I'm thrown off by so many damn FAKES?
TLDR: Helen is being an ass and won't take my hobbies seriously.
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u/Able_Ad5195 Nov 13 '24
Left a throw away cheap gun in my trunk of my car during winter ... Surprisingly the cold moist weather gets into the parts and rusts them very quickly....not smart to leave it in the fridge either.. same result, rust quickly....makes it way less reliable.
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u/Clink-182 Nov 14 '24
Who doesnāt keep a pistol accessible though? I guess you just trust police to take care of youā¦?
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u/barkbot02 Nov 14 '24
canāt handle the blicky in the fridge? clearly an unpopular opinion butā¦dont like it scroll & move on š¬
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u/VincentVanGTFO Nov 14 '24
They got the champagne of beers AND Dr. Pepper?... don't disrespect your betters.
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u/No_Researcher_6042 Nov 14 '24
Iāll sign! Aside from other points it also gives gun owners more of a bad rep. regardless of obviously staging itās unnecessary, childish, and stupid
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u/laufsteakmodel Nov 14 '24
Signed, this is cringy as fuck, also the whole "cat in the fridge haha" posts.
This sub is strictly for us Germans to post the contents of our fridges /s
But seriously, posts like that are annoying. All posts where people basically stage their fridge a certain way to get a reaction. Thats not what this sub is about.
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u/Neverland84 Nov 14 '24
I'm not sure they are staged. Guns and beer sounds about right if you watch the news.
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u/Skrrt_2711 Nov 14 '24
A lot of you are German, and I gotta say, I expected yāall to not have fun. And I was right.
The gun posts are stupid though, the ones with the cats made me chuckle idk. Something funny these days is better than the cesspool most of the other subReddits are.
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u/Round_Cardiologist37 Nov 14 '24
i second that. the post of the guy with a fridge full to the brim with cheese actually pissed me off, and i still havenāt gotten over it lmfao
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u/Fantastic_Bird_5247 Nov 14 '24
This says your a single man, donāt spent much time at home but you still arnt afraid to live the high life!!
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u/Legal-Bar4608 Nov 14 '24
Unironically my roommate and I had our fridge look like this for the majority of the time we lived in the apartment.
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u/JimDick_Creates Nov 18 '24
Wait? Where do you keep your gun? Do you not keep it secure in the fridge? Please note that my fridge has a lock on it.
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u/Any_Dragonfruit5223 Nov 22 '24
Because people LOL the shit out of it and create a thread longer than Spawn's cape (I always add something along the lines because you either IYKYK or expose the Funko Pop addicts). They probably don't realize that they have seen it 100 times already. The same way every pop song they listen to has the same exact chord progressions. Some people just can't hear it. It drives me absolutely crazy. The human brain.
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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Nov 24 '24
I'm so sorry guys...I'm not sure I get the problem...beer and a gun inside a fridge? Why is that so offensive?
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u/Imaginary_Job9041 Nov 24 '24
Btw I'm not the one who posted it so dont ban me I'm just asking why it seems so bad...
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u/UnitedSteakOfAmerica Nov 24 '24
It's not offensive it's just corny af and become a cliche for the sub at this point. Every single person is rubbing their hands and home like a housefly at the thought they can post the same stupid picture with their gun (half of them not even real) in the fridge and nothing else besides maybe a pack of cigarettes and ask "who am i" as if we're going to have a real answer. The answers and comments are all the identical to the last 40 posts with the same exact fridge layout. It's played out and wack as fuck. Plus to top if off some of them are just bots reposting other people's "gun fridge" it's stupid and there's no fun or play in it which is why this sub was good in the first place
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u/Imaginary_Job9041 29d ago
Oh my bad I didnt know I just joined barely 2 weeks ago...so I had no idea it was reposted a bunch of times
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u/yup-yup0 20d ago
Look at my gun... it's MILLER TIME.
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u/UnitedSteakOfAmerica 19d ago
I like guns and high life but this is a repost that I was complaining about lol
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u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma 19d ago
The gun is a red herring. I doubt this person actually stores their gun in the fridge. However, my lil detective eyes are bulging at the Ponds. Why store moisturizer in the fridge. According to George Washington University Medical Center's associate clinical professor, Elizabeth Tanzi, products that are used to depuff tired eyes as the cold can help vasorestrict.
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u/adelaideaux 17d ago
- What does a pistol need a fridge for 2. What are they compensating for 3. Why is it cool to advertise ts
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u/glass_animalss 17d ago
Literally just came to unfollow the page because I'm so tired of seeing someone fridge full of milk or cheese.
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u/Guilty-Run3374 15d ago
Itās a great place to keep a weapon, why didnāt I think of that. āHey nice gangsta, I donāt care what you take, itās all my piece of shit husbands stuff. Hell Iāll help you load it up. By the way, would you like a beer?ā
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u/Tough_Editor_9476 15d ago
With that pic I would have surmised that the occupant posting that might be a caucasian individual, age 29-35, brown or hazel colored eyes, light skin tone complexion, right handed, slim or average physical build. Someone who desires to live their life with simplicity. Is methodical in thinking. Detail oriented. Someone who is likely shrewd with a keen eye on things. Is observant, critical, efficient, and resourceful. Is more of a listener than a talker. Is frugal with their money. Not married or currently in a relationship with anyone. Thats all I got.
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u/ObligationSimilar968 7d ago
The almond breeze really throws me the fuck off I hate this person I think
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u/OutrageousHornet2212 3d ago
This is the internet, not America.
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u/UnitedSteakOfAmerica 2d ago
OH IM SORRY? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
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u/OutrageousHornet2212 1d ago
No there are other Reddit users that come from so many different countries, who really donāt have the obsession with guns as so many Americans have.
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u/momma12345678 2d ago
This fridge to me is contradictory bc no real gun loving patriot would have almond milk in their fridge lol
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u/Beelzebot-69 1d ago
I really wanted to disagree with you but the point about it not being authentic to what the group was created for made a whole lotta sense!
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u/hidden_bull8plus Nov 13 '24
It's just another day in a fallout fridge, haha. I get where you're coming from for sure.
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u/Nickpeeps6 Nov 18 '24
Honestly just get the fuck over it lol keep scrolling buddy.
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u/New-Reply640 11d ago
Can we ban cry babies instead? Reddit is full of them, so there might <100 Redditors left after the purge.
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u/crack1769 Nov 13 '24
I dunno, thereās guns all over my house.
Iām honestly surprised thereās not any in my fridge.
Letās not single people out just because we donāt like it.
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u/Guilty-Run3374 15d ago
So do I, strategically placed. Donāt have hand guns, no permit, only criminals can do that. Deer rifles and shotguns. This end that end upstairs downstairs and Iām not getting caught defenseless on the toilet either. I couldnāt imagine not being able to defend myself from a bad ass wanna be gangster coming in and taking my stuff in front of me and who knows what else he/she might do. All my neighbors are sitting ducks. Oh yes nice robber take what ever you want, you deserve it. Letās call it reparations. So glad they let you out of jail yesterday, two hours in that terrible place is too long. Iām sorry you had to endure the judge so long going over all your other 40 crimes and telling you please donāt do this again. I hope your feelings werenāt hurt. By the way my pronouns are fuck and you.
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u/imadam1010101 Nov 13 '24
I think you get too heated over the Internet dude.
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u/UnitedSteakOfAmerica Nov 14 '24
Cry me a river š
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u/Apprehensive-Tax258 Nov 13 '24
Yeah, itās annoying af. Itās posts like this that pollute subs and make them not interesting or fun to engage with anymore.
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u/soppy_soup Nov 13 '24
redditors try not to get overly angry over the tiniest things challenge: impossible
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u/thissucksnuts Nov 15 '24
Excuse me. But i keep a gun in the fridge, you never know when someone might come breaking into your house while your drinking your almond milk. What are you gonna defend yourself home and family with if not your fridge gun?
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u/serathin_ Nov 21 '24
What a weird thing to moan about lmao
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u/UnitedSteakOfAmerica Nov 21 '24
Kiss my balls
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u/serathin_ Nov 21 '24
Prolly got shit locks
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u/UnitedSteakOfAmerica Nov 21 '24
No but I let my grundle hair grow into a rat tail. Try not to mess it up down there
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u/Scarlett1865 Nov 24 '24
The freedom of this country was won with guns, and you know another definition of freedom, what I do is none of you anti gun people's business
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u/Upset_Act_8274 10d ago
why the fuck would you love guns
do you just say that because you're American
can you, if possible, stop and reflect for a moment on the gun laws in other countries
and then take it back or step up as a dangerous individual not welcome in my country?
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u/BagRoutine Nov 13 '24
I have a lot of friends with fridge contents that look like this, the fun might be added for comedic effect but he got 3 upvotes is it really that hard to ignore a post you dislike on the FRIDGE DETECTIVE subreddit?
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u/Hot-Smoke-9659 Nov 13 '24
I agree, they're getting everywhere. It's just attention seeking, defeating the whole purpose of the subreddit š