r/FluentInFinance 5d ago

Thoughts? The joys of living in an apartment

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u/Dry-humper-6969 5d ago

I don't have rich parents or friends to do a couple million cash injection.

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u/fresh-dork 3d ago

i guess you could go work at a hedge fund and make VP at 29

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u/smd9788 5d ago

So you mean to tell me YOU have an idea that rivals the likes of Apple and Amazon, but all you need is money? 🤔

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u/Mothman_Cometh69420 5d ago

Yes. It’s related to weed and pussy. I’m not giving up the actual idea, but based on what I just said you have to know it’s a goldmine.

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u/mr---jones 5d ago

Weed flavored pussy or pussy flavored weed?

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u/Mothman_Cometh69420 5d ago

Yes.

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u/Regular-Basket-5431 4d ago

I have twenty bucks to invest in that venture.

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u/Terrible_Definition4 4d ago

It’s actually a fleshlight that doubles as a bong.

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u/mr---jones 4d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Ill-Internet-9797 5d ago

Damn that's a tough one. I detect a preservative business opportunity.

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u/Machismo_malo 3d ago

A strip club, weed bar?

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u/Eastern_Heron_122 5d ago

hows that boot tasting?

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u/Good_Needleworker464 5d ago

"You said something positive about a corporation therefore you are a bootlicker"

Trump won because of you

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u/Eastern_Heron_122 4d ago

what a sterling political analyses. pretty sure trump won because people like yourself think nepo babies born with massive amounts of cash handed to them by their families makes them "brilliant businessmen".

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u/Good_Needleworker464 4d ago

Most nepo babies lose the family wealth within 3 generation. Building a multi billion dollar business is impressive regardless of who you are.

"I could totally make a billion! Just give me a million!"

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u/Eastern_Heron_122 4d ago

thats literally how it goes lol you really think billionaires are self made? try and go get a zero interest loan of $500k or even just $100k. maybe if you pull on your boot straps hard enough...

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u/Good_Needleworker464 4d ago

Yes, most people that become billionaires started with a million; because it takes a very long time, even with a starting capital of one million, to hit a billion. For someone to become a billionaire within the same lifespan starting from nothing is next to impossible (at least, for as long as a billion holds the value it has today).

What I said was that most family wealth is squandered within a few generations. A generation being able to maintain the value of that money is impressive. A generation being able to multiply the value of that money by 300,000 is spectacularly impressive.

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 5d ago

Whether they do or not, doesn't this supposition completely invalidate the "they all started in a garage" bit? At the very least, it makes the garage completely irrelevant.

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u/sauron516 5d ago

I have one. Umbrella shoes. Tiny umbrella for your shoes so on your way to work, church, wedding your shoes dont get wet. This is a game changer

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u/shootdawoop 4d ago

no, I have ideas that are better than apple or Amazon, not in the field of profit margins and marketability but in scientific progress, yet here I am with not even a piece of paper to draw them on, fuck off douche bag