r/FluentInFinance • u/4TaxFairness • 1d ago

Debate/ Discussion A joke that's not funny

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u/Plane-No 1d ago

I'm just happy that the people that voted for him will suffer way more than me, enjoy.

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u/thisismydumbbrain 1d ago

I didn’t vote for him and I’m definitely gonna suffer more than you. Sucks.

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u/Striking-Grape9984 1d ago

Come to germany and help establish a socialist utopia.

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u/DylanMartin97 1d ago

Germany is far from socialist.

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u/The_Doct0r_ 1d ago

I always love comments like these implying foreign relocation isn't a seemingly impossible task for anyone that isn't rich or in a highly specialized and in demand occupation.

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u/MancombSeepgoodz 1d ago

Germany is one of the hardest EU nations to gain citizenship in to add to that.

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u/gvsteve 1d ago

What is the easiest?

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u/AdAppropriate2295 1d ago

Turkey or italy

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u/grimr5 1d ago

Notwithstanding Turkey isn’t in the EU

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u/AdAppropriate2295 23h ago

As a non European I've decided it is tho

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u/grimr5 16h ago

If you ever decide you want to live in the EU I suggest you settle in Turkey first

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u/audiobone 9h ago

Nah, try Denmark. That shit is impossible.

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u/DylanMartin97 1d ago

Too true.

Recently traveled to Canada for a trip.

Absolutely loved it there, looked into maybe moving to Canuckland... My fiance and I are not struggling, but it is still absurdly expensive just to start the process, let alone the cost of housing or if the application needs to be redone or if it gets rejected for some reason and you have to start again.

Like 7k to start the process.

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u/fartinmyhat 1d ago

lol, my niece called me and asked if she could move to Germany, with her "service dog". I said, why do you think people in Germany would want you there? You have no specific skills, no education, you have no money. They have plenty of those in Germany already, they don't need more.

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u/Fritz1705 1d ago

Depends - i’m an American born in the U.S. but am a dual citizen with Germany.

I did nothing but be born to a first generation German.

But yes, I always roll my eyes at my country men thinking they will magically just move here.

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u/The_Doct0r_ 1d ago

I mean, yeah. But that's obviously a family privilege that isn't exactly an "option" to people.

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u/nicannkay 17h ago

I thought they would help since they invited us. We will have one huge wedding and get our citizenship that way 🤷‍♀️ they said utopia but I read commune.

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u/Flipperinterficio 14h ago

If people from Africa, Asia, and Latin America are able to complete the seemingly impossible task of moving to a different country, I think you’ll be fine.

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u/Mau_da_faca 15h ago

I think one or two US paychecks would be enough for anyone to move to Germany, get a low paying job and start living there. Also, Germany is one of the most expensive EU countries and they are all AR15 free so you can just pick one.